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karenkinky: Hmmmmmm. Hall 3 boys that will never allow hall2 girls sleep well at night. With yur bass voices tearing down the hostels.Lol! U wanna telme u guys do nat enjoy our baritons? . Buh da Hall 1 and 2 iz an eye sore and nose sore. |
mickeyIso: hmm it's beta U̶̲̥̅̊ keep quite o... one Ξν℮ŋ sed she used ugwu(pumpkin) stem to climb into heaven...LIAR!!! It was sugar-cane |
Didi 5: my brother you seem to be new to these heaven-hell-revelation topics.Some have even gone as far as to stay they saw this and that.That is not say it is not true.I do not believe God is a stunter.All this vision and i mean some of them are the schemes of the devil to take us away from the relevant truth.It only gives you moments of reflection and in no time you are where you are.A friend once said when we get to heaven we must hear who is who and that.After that show thrive to be who God wants you to be and work towards perfection using the scripture as your foundational standard.Whereas the word of God sows and nurtures the seed of righteousness in you,those revelations will only create fear and end.Go oshodi under bridge dem full there.Abi what did Jesus say in the story of Lazarus and the rich odeUhm bwo! Dat ur last word...sey u mean Ode- like mumu person OR Ode- a poem dedicated to sumone or sometin? |
Adex097: University of Lagos (unilag) first Admission list for 2013/2014 session is out....Sharp sharp! |
Adex097: CBN?? As in Central Bank of Niger republic?No o Namibia |
Mexyz: Asakel carry go o, in abi on?Lol! Me no knw how e be na...cos i nvr see am. Hope sey i go fit preach the gospel 4 there. :-) |
Beachqueen59:Wake up! |
Testis hawker |
Freaky Fab'louz Friday! Lets Get Jiggy. |
Mexyz: Karen, Luv gutter is stil very much in progress. @Adex,so u dey fear luv gutter? Lol,na jst u nd ur gal na,evrybdy get their own partner there. @Romanticboy,yea i stay in hall3,block b.....if u re nt in block b in hall3 den u re nowhere.Can I write poems in "Love Gutter"? *shines teeth* |
Please ignore any rumour that ma face will be used 4d N5,000 note. The FG and CBN governor approach'd me...buh I turned it down. :-( . Goo'Morning! |
*picking beans* |
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y2k62: Where exactly is this thread heading to?YABA! |
Viewing this topic: . Didi 5(m), white raven , Monsieursuave(m), readonenaire(m), Psycho Pea (m), mhizz_bernie, karenkinky (f), Adex097 and 2 guest(s) . White Raven....nice name bwo/sis. I no knw sey ravens dey white o. Lol! Karen...i see u Adexie...always gallant. Lol! And the rest... Beautiful People |
Romanticboy1: IPOLol! |
sylvalord: Good morning JESUSMorning! |
Romanticboy1: ya aldou m strugglin wid ma noseOwh! Sowi bwo. Jes dan't let it fall off. . Mine z jes gallant. :-) |
Romanticboy1: u r rite! Den d gals wn't av 2 wear revealin show-me-ur-tommy top nd short skirts cus we wud av seen nd even touched al dt is der 2 touch freely wifawt avin 2 pay bride price of 1m nd b rich b4 d gal marries uIn a nutshell u sayin it will be beta dis way and view anytin viewable. Hmmmm! Buh thank God Adam chop d apple o....b'cos women 4 dan dy take us do yeye. Lol! |
Adex097: 22-08-2013Gu'Morning! |
Romanticboy1: it cums awt wen 1 is dead nd decayed BTW mmrng broMornin Romanticboy Hope ur mornin iz goin gallant? :-) |
Fang collector. |
BREAKING: Good Morning! |
*A GOODNIGHT JOKE 4 UR RIBS* . Conversation between Governor Akpors and his secretary... . Governor Akpors: Secretary, REMEMBER me about this when we get to the office. Secretary: You mean I should REMIND you sir? Governor Akpors: Ok, correction me and lost your job! . . I take ma bow and ma leave. Sweetest dweamz! *smiles* |
MIDNIGHT! |
oliseh.com:Haaa! Thank God dey did o. If they hav'nt....tinz would hv bin koloqual. |
tinahrex: D Nyt Brings gud tidins....2mao'll bring solutionz 2 evwi unsolvd p's........Gud Nyt Fellaz....*yawns* Good nite bwo I'll be leaving soon. |
Samsantos9: hehehe advice taken. But me don't have any worms in my stomach oo.Hehehe! Who tell u Go 2d kitchen when no one z watchin, take a knife tear ur stomach open. I tell u....they are plentiful. Dats y when u're hungry dey bite and remind u dey are hungry too. D'hehehehe! |
Adex097: It was ma fav channel too....It wasn't ma 7th favourite channel in ma previous lives. |
Adex097: The gal;Thanks bwoda. The 1st name ov d boy and d last name ov d gurl are pure chinese. Buh da rest....na Koreans o. Thanks bwo. I was tinkin ov....Li Ping Yue. *smiles* Cos ma surname na Li |
Samsantos9: This got me rotlmfao....U see dats y i dan't encourage people laffin too hard. . If u laff dis hard....what do u expect the tape worms in ur belle do? They get confuse tinkin tis a tsunami hapnin. |
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ur dreaming in your dream, devil is chasing u at ur back, infront of you is hell, ur left hand side is an ocean full of sharks and your right handside is a den full of hungery lions. What would you do? 