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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2013
karenkinky: Hmmmmmm. Hall 3 boys that will never allow hall2 girls sleep well at night. With yur bass voices tearing down the hostels. tongue
Lol!
U wanna telme u guys do nat enjoy our baritons?
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Buh da Hall 1 and 2 iz an eye sore and nose sore.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2013
mickeyIso: hmm it's beta U̶̲̥̅̊ keep quite o... one ‎ Ξν℮ŋ sed she used ugwu(pumpkin) stem to climb into heaven...
LIAR!!!
It was sugar-cane
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:28pm On Aug 23, 2013
Didi 5: my brother you seem to be new to these heaven-hell-revelation topics.Some have even gone as far as to stay they saw this and that.That is not say it is not true.I do not believe God is a stunter.All this vision and i mean some of them are the schemes of the devil to take us away from the relevant truth.It only gives you moments of reflection and in no time you are where you are.A friend once said when we get to heaven we must hear who is who and that.After that show thrive to be who God wants you to be and work towards perfection using the scripture as your foundational standard.Whereas the word of God sows and nurtures the seed of righteousness in you,those revelations will only create fear and end.Go oshodi under bridge dem full there.Abi what did Jesus say in the story of Lazarus and the rich ode
Uhm bwo!
Dat ur last word...sey u mean
Ode- like mumu person OR
Ode- a poem dedicated to sumone or sometin?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:55pm On Aug 23, 2013
Adex097: University of Lagos (unilag) first Admission list for 2013/2014 session is out....

I've said this before....ASUU strike will not affect the release of our admission list.


Good evening.

*dazall*
Sharp sharp!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:04pm On Aug 23, 2013
Adex097: CBN?? As in Central Bank of Niger republic?
No o
Namibia
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:01pm On Aug 23, 2013
Mexyz: Asakel carry go o, in abi on?
Lol!
Me no knw how e be na...cos i nvr see am.
Hope sey i go fit preach the gospel 4 there.
:-)
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Your Jokes Naija by Asakel(m): 12:57pm On Aug 23, 2013
Beachqueen59: grin ur dreaming in your dream, devil is chasing u at ur back, infront of you is hell, ur left hand side is an ocean full of sharks and your right handside is a den full of hungery lions. What would you do? grin
Wake up!
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Asakel(m): 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2013
Testis hawker
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:08pm On Aug 23, 2013
Freaky Fab'louz Friday!
Lets Get Jiggy.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:07pm On Aug 23, 2013
Mexyz: Karen, Luv gutter is stil very much in progress. @Adex,so u dey fear luv gutter? Lol,na jst u nd ur gal na,evrybdy get their own partner there. @Romanticboy,yea i stay in hall3,block b.....if u re nt in block b in hall3 den u re nowhere.
Can I write poems in "Love Gutter"?
*shines teeth*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:45am On Aug 23, 2013
Please ignore any rumour that ma face will be used 4d N5,000 note.
The FG and CBN governor approach'd me...buh I turned it down. :-(
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Goo'Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:42am On Aug 23, 2013
*picking beans*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:42am On Aug 23, 2013
*?*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:53am On Aug 22, 2013
y2k62: Where exactly is this thread heading to?
YABA!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:42am On Aug 22, 2013
Viewing this topic:
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Didi 5(m), white raven , Monsieursuave(m), readonenaire(m), Psycho Pea (m), mhizz_bernie, karenkinky (f), Adex097 and 2 guest(s)
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White Raven....nice name bwo/sis. I no knw sey ravens dey white o. Lol!
Karen...i see u
Adexie...always gallant.
Lol!
And the rest...
Beautiful People
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:52am On Aug 22, 2013
Romanticboy1: IPO
av u 4gatten dt God made man in control
so it cn't happen
nat like nwades wen 'some' women
fink de r in control
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:48am On Aug 22, 2013
sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD






Good morning y'allsmiley
Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:45am On Aug 22, 2013
Romanticboy1: ya aldou m strugglin wid ma nose
WBU?
Owh!
Sowi bwo.
Jes dan't let it fall off.
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Mine z jes gallant.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:44am On Aug 22, 2013
Romanticboy1: u r rite! Den d gals wn't av 2 wear revealin show-me-ur-tommy top nd short skirts cus we wud av seen nd even touched al dt is der 2 touch freely wifawt avin 2 pay bride price of 1m nd b rich b4 d gal marries u
nd 4 d boiz-we wn't av 2 wear suit nd stil sag on it! Exposin boxers,we wn't av 2 peep gals nd lie2 dem b4 de gve in 2 us




cud say mur bt


















i dn't wana b crucified
















so i wil end it here
#peace#
In a nutshell u sayin it will be beta dis way and view anytin viewable.
Hmmmm!
Buh thank God Adam chop d apple o....b'cos women 4 dan dy take us do yeye.
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:41am On Aug 22, 2013
Adex097: 22-08-2013


Good morning Great People!!!
Gu'Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:40am On Aug 22, 2013
Romanticboy1: it cums awt wen 1 is dead nd decayed BTW mmrng bro
#peace
Mornin Romanticboy
Hope ur mornin iz goin gallant?
:-)
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Asakel(m): 6:16am On Aug 22, 2013
Fang collector.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 6:01am On Aug 22, 2013
BREAKING:
Good Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:09am On Aug 22, 2013
*A GOODNIGHT JOKE 4 UR RIBS*
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Conversation between Governor Akpors and his
secretary...
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Governor Akpors: Secretary, REMEMBER me about this when we get to the office.
Secretary: You mean I should REMIND you sir?
Governor Akpors: Ok, correction me and lost your job!
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I take ma bow and ma leave.
Sweetest dweamz!
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:59pm On Aug 21, 2013
MIDNIGHT!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:58pm On Aug 21, 2013
oliseh.com:
i'm just wondering,if Adam and Eve never ate the apple, where would we be?................... I wish dey did'nt.
Haaa!
Thank God dey did o.
If they hav'nt....tinz would hv bin koloqual.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:57pm On Aug 21, 2013
tinahrex: D Nyt Brings gud tidins....2mao'll bring solutionz 2 evwi unsolvd p's........Gud Nyt Fellaz....
*yawns*
Good nite bwo
I'll be leaving soon.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:56pm On Aug 21, 2013
Samsantos9: hehehe advice taken. But me don't have any worms in my stomach oo.
Hehehe!
Who tell u
Go 2d kitchen when no one z watchin, take a knife tear ur stomach open. I tell u....they are plentiful.
Dats y when u're hungry dey bite and remind u dey are hungry too.
D'hehehehe!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:52pm On Aug 21, 2013
Adex097: It was ma fav channel too....







When I was a year old.
It wasn't ma 7th favourite channel in ma previous lives.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:50pm On Aug 21, 2013
Adex097: The gal;
1) Ji lee geum
2) Ju kupeng leu

The boy;
1)John zhang weu
2)Yuan wai qing. grin

Congrats.
Thanks bwoda.
The 1st name ov d boy and d last name ov d gurl are pure chinese.
Buh da rest....na Koreans o.
Thanks bwo.
I was tinkin ov....Li Ping Yue. *smiles*
Cos ma surname na Li
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:46pm On Aug 21, 2013
Samsantos9: This got me rotlmfao....
U see dats y i dan't encourage people laffin too hard.
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If u laff dis hard....what do u expect the tape worms in ur belle do? They get confuse tinkin tis a tsunami hapnin.

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