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Crime / Re: Road Safety Officers Flee As Angry Man Attacks Them With Plank In Delta. Photos by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:38pm On Mar 30, 2019
Those road safety people can be very stupid. they will see a container truck that is strapped in a dangerous manner, as long as the driver gives them their #200 they'll look the other way. but when it comes to private cars they will want to frustrate their destiny. I wish he broke their heads with that stick

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Nairaland Hiatus. by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:02am On Mar 28, 2019
OK
Celebrities / Re: Country Music Singer, Justin Carter Accidentally Shoots Himself To Death (Photo) by asdfjklhaha(f): 1:49pm On Mar 22, 2019
He should be arrested for manslaughter. undecided

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Crime / Re: Female Student Robbed & Stabbed In FUPRE, Effurun Delta State (Graphic) by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:33am On Mar 22, 2019
wicked people how can you rob a struggling student and injure her to that level? may her attackers never know peace in life. may their path be dark and slippery and may they die untimely in Jesus name.

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Travel / Re: Ethiopian Airline Crash: Pilot Was Untrained On 737 MAX Simulator – Colleague by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2019
h.
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Quotes That Inspire You by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2019
find more here. so funny and hilarious
https://www.nairaland.com/671392/words-wisdom-crazyman

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Car Talk / Re: The Dangers Of Driving With One Headlight At Night by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:29am On Mar 20, 2019
Its a very common practice and the police and FRSC whom you expect to clamp down on this drivers would look the other way once some cash changes hands.
Business / Re: Access Bank Plc Signs N15 Billion Green Bond Issuance by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:16pm On Mar 19, 2019
If you have no idea what this thread is about, hit like

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Will Welcome Buhari – Umahi Insists by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:12pm On Mar 09, 2019
Uniquejames:

elections is almost done with...
how much did I promise you again?!
50k
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Will Welcome Buhari – Umahi Insists by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2019
Uniquejames:


Elections is 2days time, hope you will be coming to make Sonni win or you would be away hoping the grannies do the voting?

My vow remains you know...

Davelated!!
Chara raa!!
keep my money o...I don't want to hear stories that touch the heart.
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Will Welcome Buhari – Umahi Insists by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:12pm On Mar 08, 2019
Uniquejames:


Elections is 2days time, hope you will be coming to make Sonni win or you would be away hoping the grannies do the voting?

My vow remains you know...

Davelated!!
Chara raa!!
Sonni will win
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Albino From Edo, Tonto Dikeh Lookalike (Photos) by asdfjklhaha(f): 1:01pm On Mar 06, 2019
The hungry looking version of tonto dike
Religion / Re: What Do You Understand By Ash Wednesday? by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:43am On Mar 06, 2019
Its a day when #2000 meat would be sold for less than #200. happy ash Wednesday to all meat lovers Co's we'll eat it and be satisfied

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Crime / Re: Pastor And His Secretary Kidnapped During Vigil In Plateau State by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:38pm On Mar 05, 2019
They Will be found in Jesus name

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army To Establish Zoos & Parks Nationwide by asdfjklhaha(f): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2019
myettiallah:

Its been long I have seen ur Buhari like...Atiku share. posts grin
abeg leave me joor. after rigging all the whole elections anyway congrats sha your buhari won. tongue
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army To Establish Zoos & Parks Nationwide by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:05am On Mar 05, 2019
Meanwhile bokoharam and herds men are on the rampage in the northern part of the county. and all the military hierarchy can think of is zoos and parks. this country is messed up.

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Phones / Re: Man Finally Caught The Person Who Made Nasty Comment On His Photo, This Happened by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:54pm On Mar 02, 2019
jobless youths

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Sports / Re: FIFA Bans Oden Charles, Tanzanian Referee For Life by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:06pm On Feb 27, 2019
is not fair joor. this is Africa everyone is suffering. how much is his salary sef. the man needs money to take car of his family. they should forgive him joor. undecided
Politics / Re: Opinion; 6 Years Single Term For Elective Political Offices In Nigeria. by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:03pm On Feb 27, 2019
It would be good sha. at least people wouldn't be dying anyhow during elections

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Politics / Re: I Declared Ifeanyi Ubah Winner To Save My Life – Returning Officer by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:01pm On Feb 27, 2019
He should have died as a hero, rather than compromise his believes. I wonder what he teaches his students and children.

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Politics / Re: Can Atiku Still Win by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:51pm On Feb 26, 2019
SexynSerious:
Yes o. It looks like your brother is about to clinch it with the help of INEC and tradermoni grin

he's not my brother biko
Politics / Re: Can Atiku Still Win by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:50pm On Feb 26, 2019
Coldfeets:



Not that you must get 25% in 21 states.

The law stipulates that you must get 25% of the total votes cast in two-thirds of the states plus FCT.

Now, let me break it down for you.

Two-thirds of the thirty-six states we have in Nigeria is 24.

Plus FCT making it 25.

So the winner must:

1. Have the highest number of votes cast over all.

2. Have 25% of the total votes cast in at least 25 states in the country.

Hope I have helped in making it a little bit clearer for you?
yes you have. thanks
Politics / Re: Can Atiku Still Win by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:49pm On Feb 26, 2019
nwanyionitsha:
It will my dear. God is able.
Amen o
Politics / Re: Can Atiku Still Win by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:39pm On Feb 26, 2019
So Buhari is on the verge of winning congrats to him sha
Politics / Re: Can Atiku Still Win by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:13pm On Feb 26, 2019
jullary:
atiku money pushed him that far, if u know u know! wi
ke fought for this cause he saw it coming,igbos are not voting atiku cause they like him they just want bhuari out.
very true most of them were one leg in one leg out. that is why buhari performed very well in the south east
Politics / Re: Can Atiku Still Win by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:06pm On Feb 26, 2019
Ifyjoshblaze:
To be declared the winner,a candidate needs to win 25% of d votes in at least 24 states(2/3) and also majority of d total votes.
OK...thanks

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