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Romance / Re: I'll Be Among Top 100 Models On Pornhub By God's Grace In 2021-nigerian P0rnStar by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:52am On Jan 06, 2021
And she's even calling God. undecided
Romance / Re: How Can I Reverse The Curses Placed On My Head From Multiple Relationship? by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:46am On Jan 06, 2021
Go to church
Romance / Re: Would You Reject Expensive Gift From An Admirer For Cheap One From Your Lover? by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:45am On Jan 06, 2021
Nazgul:
I just decided to ask this question...I've seen people gift their admirers, iPhones, cars, even cash gifts of up to 5m.

So would you as a girl or guy reject an expensive gift from an admirer for cheap gift from your lover that comes from his/her heart?


Cc lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique
Collectin gifts from admirers can ruin ur relationship, I remember sometime in 2018 I was still wit my ex, a guy in my church bought me a phone. I told him am in a relationship I cant accept it he said he is not interested in dating me that he doesnt like the phone am using, that I should accept it. I did an told my boyfriend then, he did not complain about it or ask me to return it, but that was the beginning of our break up, any little issue we hav he will say is because he doesn't have money to by me phone that's why I have started double dating. This is someone I told, I could easily have lied to him that an aunty or uncle bought it for me but I told him the truth, yet he started using it in every issue, after a while he told me to return the phone back to the guy, phone I hav used for more than 2 months, the problems was just too much I just had to personally end it so I can have peace of mind. But I learnt from it. Accepting gift from admirers can be risky cos it can ruin ur relationship especially if ur guy is the insecure type.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Democrat, Raphael Warnock Wins Senate Runoff In Georgia - Decision Desk by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:03am On Jan 06, 2021
Trump has finished America Republican party.

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Romance / Re: Onyii Gift Advises Nigerian Ladies About Relationship With Men (Photos) by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:02am On Jan 06, 2021
Nazgul:
The thing is men should avoid dating broke and lazy girls with high taste.

Any girl that can't independently take care of her basic needs doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. How can you be dating a guy and be asking him to buy you sanitary pad, cream, soap, data... etc. Haba, It shows that you're highly irresponsible, lazy and can't effectively manage a home.

Sadly most average girls have this silly mindset. That's why men see them as sex tools
Hmmm
Religion / Re: Dr Olukoya's Prophesies For 2021 by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:39am On Jan 01, 2021
We seriously need to be prayerful this year
Romance / Re: How Can I Reverse The Curses Placed On My Head From Multiple Relationship? by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:51pm On Dec 30, 2020
Nazgul:
I can help you...

Get a male White cóck, white powder, 1 cane, rope, broom, sand, charcoal, beads and earthen pot.

Instructions...

Mix the powder and charcoal and rub it on your face, pour the sand on your head put the cóck and cane in the earthen pot and place it on your head, tie the rope round your body then hold the broom on your left hand.

Note you must be stark nàked.

Now with all these in place dance vigorously and sing this song while you head straight for the biggest market around your location. It must be in the mid night, preferably between 12-2am.

Locate the cross road of the market...then at the junction of the cross road. Dance and sing this song.

" I de go na so I come"
" I don come and I wan go"
" As I come I wan go"
" Make I go make I no come"
" I don taya na why I come"
" Make I no taya make I go"

Drop the earthen put there and flog the fowl to death with your cane, then use the broom to sweep the blood and feathers. You can keep money there as well then go home.

You'll be fine. grin
Haaaaaa shocked

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Religion / Re: Why Are Repentant Criminals in Nigeria not Prosecuted? by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:13am On Dec 29, 2020
Tht is because Nigeria is a failed country
Religion / Re: Father Christmas Scares A Child As She Cries & Runs Away by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:44am On Dec 25, 2020
Does he have to look that scary

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Giveaway Tonight!!! by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:33pm On Dec 24, 2020
Yamiriflathead:

What have you been doing the whole 9months you were at home.
Wise students were making money and planning for resumption.
Was helping my elder sister who just just gave birth.
Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway 2020 by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:20pm On Dec 24, 2020
pocohantas:
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE APPLYING;




NOTE: As always, I won’t do the crediting of the said amount, I don’t ever do that. I won’t even do the picking alone. A close friend who is a Nlder helps me with that.

Thanks for your cooperation... kiss kiss
Hello ma please I'm interested, I've been on this forum for a very long time. Am a student hoping to raise a little money before January.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Giveaway Tonight!!! by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:18pm On Dec 24, 2020
Brainiac12:
I'll be doing this again cheesy grin
No long talks just drop why you feel you should be selected wink I'll send a pm to winners kiss



You can mention me for attention smiley wink

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Congratulations in advance
I feel I should be selected cos I'm a student, school is resuming January and I'm so broke.
Romance / Re: Life Not Fair With Me Guys Pls Help Me, Morally, Financially....i'm So Down by asdfjklhaha(f): 3:25pm On Dec 23, 2020
Go 2 ur church n tell ur pastor he will help u
Education / Re: ASUU Suspends Nine-Month-Old Strike by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:41am On Dec 23, 2020
Hmmmmm

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Romance / Re: My Christmas Gift To Fellow Nairalnders by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:06am On Dec 22, 2020
Lovethaa:
Christmas is by the corner , and alot of Nigerians cannot afford a Good Christmas meal..so many are walking around broke and jobless
Oh if only people love each other , the world will be a better place .
I have decided to bless just 4 people with 20k ... To show love . pls only comment if you truly need the assistance... And also my fellow nairalnders that are rich and doing well..
Put a smile on someone face this festive period,it doesn't have to be 20k even 1k can go a long way ...
.. let's put a smile on someone face ...


Don't drop account number or phone number.... Just pick a number from 1-10....I'll quote whoever the spirit leads me to bless.... Happy Christmas in advance
I pick number 10
Romance / Re: Love by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:24pm On Dec 17, 2020
Nazgul:
1. What is love?
A willingness to prioritize another's well-being or happiness above your own. Your ability to ensure that the other party is happy, fulfilled, safe, comfortable, satisfied...etc. Regardless of what it would cos

2. Who/what do you love?
I love living and non living things.

Living things such as myself, parents, cousins, family members, and whoever I'll get married to. Nonliving things like my career, my achievements, my dreams...etc.

3. What good /bad experience have you had with love?
I've come to understand based on my experiences that love is like gambling. It might work out or it might not work out. The secret here is don't be too hasty to commit so much so that if things go south, you can easily recover.

4. How do you feel about love?
Well...I still believe that love is real. Just that so far I've not been fortunate to find any real love. But I haven't given up yet. Cos I know it exists out there somewhere and I'll keep searching till I find it.
Well said

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Favorite Nairalander by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:03pm On Dec 16, 2020
Nazgul I like reading his posts.he sound mature n well exposed nut lyk sum kids here.
2dice I wonda weher he disappear to
Silentandsmart2 He sounds like hes having fun vry funny sumbody
Pocahontas shes smart too very smart

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Do I Join A Good Social Club by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:57pm On Dec 16, 2020
Nazgul:

Reformed Ogboni Fraternity.

Popularly known as Ogboni.
Hmmm
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Do I Join A Good Social Club by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:52pm On Dec 16, 2020
Nazgul:

Be very careful. Most of those social clubs are door ways to ROF and the likes.

It's just like joining kegites as a student, you'll be introduced into the main campus frat from there.
What's ROF
Romance / Re: Nairaland Girls Are Defeated! (PICTURE) by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:45pm On Dec 14, 2020
Op u nid help
Romance / Re: Is Marriage Necessary Or Overhyped? by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:44pm On Dec 14, 2020
Marriage is good when both parties are faitful to each oda most of u guys here like bashing women forgetin day men are d ones who are polygamos but wuld cry fowl when their woman cheat. If u want ur woman to be faitful u too shuld remain faitful
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: Naira Will Be Powerful Again by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:07pm On Dec 12, 2020
Amen

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Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:03pm On Dec 12, 2020
Chiiamaka:
30 marks �
Congratulations
Romance / Re: Is Sex Necessary In A Relationship? by asdfjklhaha(f): 3:25pm On Dec 12, 2020
Nazgul:
To me sex isn't necessary.

From my past relationships, if I'm to advice any girl I'll tell them to avoid sex and stand on it. Sex makes you suspicious of your partner. It makes you have unnecessary problems, unnecessary commitments, unnecessary responsibilities.... etc. How many guys would you keep offering your body to just to make them stay?

What makes most guys wants sex is when the financial demand from the girl becomes too much. Most girls will tell you that they're not ready for sex, but will still want you to show dedicated financial commitments towards them. No guy will ever agree to that.

Many girls naturally lack wisdom. Let me share a my own experience here. I met this girl some years ago, she told me her usual not sex till marriage. I asked her if she's a virgin she said no that she dated just one guy who broke her heart and now she has decided to zip up till her wedding night.

To me, I didn't have any problem with that. My problem was that this girl literally flirts on the phone with guys even in my presence. When I confront her she'll tell me they're just toasters that she doesn't have anything with them. She receives calls like a call center agent. Always on Facebook and WhatsApp till even midnight. And to make matters worse she's the urgent 2k type. So tell me would any guy in my shoes honour her request to date without sex....of course not. I had to end the whole stuff cos she wasn't contributing to my life in anyway. Most times I initiate a discussion with her on chat, she can't even sustain it without indirectly telling me one problem or the other she has.

My take...if you don't want sex in a relationship and you don't want to have any problem with your man concerning your stand, then avoid unnecessary request so it won't make him feel that you're owing him. Avoid flirting with other guys on phone and in reality. Concentrate on your relationship by looking for ways to make an impact in his life. It could be through business ideas, could be counseling, could be partnership in business, education...etc. also develop yourself. Let him see that your life is progressing. That you're successful in whatever it is that you're into.

Make him see you as someone he can't do without and he'll stick to you regardless of your no sex stand.
Hmm. You're right

Mods help us with a wider view
Cc mynd44, Dominique lalasticlala

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Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2020
longetivity:
20
Not true
Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2020
Dannyyoung26:
25
I don't believe you joor
Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2020
Oluwasaeon:
-30
You have gone far, _30 only God can help you tongue
Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 2:35pm On Dec 02, 2020
Nazgul:

Were you expecting me to get zero? sad
Maybe tongue
Romance / Re: Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 2:28pm On Dec 02, 2020
Nazgul:
I got 10marks undecided
Are you sure tongue
Romance / Let's Play A Game by asdfjklhaha(f): 2:15pm On Dec 02, 2020
Still a virgin 5marks

Never smoked 5marks

Never masturbated 5marks

Never watched porn. 5 marks

Never cheated 5marks

Never got drunk 5marks

Be honest
How many marks did you get? tongue
Religion / Re: The Story Of The Edo Pastor Who Was Accused Of Rituals Is Actually False by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:36pm On Nov 22, 2020
Why will a pastor buy undies for a woman... can't he just send her money to get it herself?

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