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NYSC / Re: NYSC Discriminates Against Benin Republic Trained Graduates by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:28pm On Jul 27, 2019 |
hmmm |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Job Seeker Daily Routine And Why You Will Get Hired by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:11pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
Let me write 8 reason why you wouldn't get hired. 1. You're too old. the job says you must he less than 24 and have at least 45 years experience. 2. You will be under paid. they will tell you to manage 15k for a start that things are hard. when you think it hard you will just carry yourself and go. 3. When you don't know anybody. they will keep asking you who referred you to them. if you don't say any big name no job. 4. Slavery. they will tell you to resume 6am and close 9pm. you might just let it go because if you accept you will be very thin like an HIV patient and you can suddenly collapse and die due to stress. and the salary is not even up to 20k sef. 5. One useless oga will be giving you eyes and smiling like a he goat that they put hand inside the anus* if you squeeze face, bye bye. if you reply my sister they will turn you to public toilet in that office when they hire you. then still sack you when they have finish. 6. they will ask you useless useless questions just to provoke you. like why should we employ you, why do you want this job, why do you think you can do this work. can you imagine? if you cannot use juju to guess what's in their mind as your answer my sister no job. 7. they will tell you to submit all the certificate you've had in this life. baptism, nursery School, primary, NEPA bills of all the houses you've lived in your life, marriage certificate, land documents, phone receipts...etc. if anyone is missing, no job. 8. they will turn you to a liar and deny you the job because you lied. 63 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Donates Land To Church To Mark 4th Wedding Anniversary by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:59am On Jul 26, 2019 |
The church should use that land to plant cassava. then employ boys with catapult to throw stones at fulani herdsmen so that their cows wouldn't destroy the church farm. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Nigerians Love Me Now Because The Rest Of The World Does by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:56am On Jul 26, 2019 |
Here in Abakaliki, we've never heard of him before. 13 Likes |
Events / Re: Friends Fake Their Friend's Arrest With The Police To Wish Him Happy Birthday by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:49am On Jul 26, 2019 |
My own is that those policemen shouldn't appearing there later only to accuse him of the same offence they were paid to act. I don't trust those people and things are hard. let them not bundle him into their van just to squeeze the little peanuts he has. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Darey Art Alade Poses With Akon (Photo) by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:11am On Jul 26, 2019 |
ok. so what should I do. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Government, Shi’ites Negotiating In Secret Over El-Zakzaky - Daily Post by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:34am On Jul 26, 2019 |
What are the negotiating for...buhari please obey court orders and release this man for heaven's sake. is it until this people secure arms and and become another problem before they would release him? 7 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Climate Protesters Block Boris Johnson, UK Prime Minister's Convoy by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:11am On Jul 26, 2019 |
Here in Nigeria the news will read something like this. 35 dead, hundreds injured as police open fire on unarmed protesters. IGP will vow to bring the killer policemen to book. Nigerian youth will go violent on social media. Senate will feature the incident in one of their sessions. Buhari would tell those that don't like Nigeria to park their load and go. Femi falana will release statement. tinubu will blame Evans. IPOB will release statement. Obasanjo will write letter. Afenifere will release statement. then the case will dissolve like all others before it. me I'm tired of this country o I want someone to take me out of here even if it's Ghana I'll manage it. 159 Likes 15 Shares |
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Skyrocketed To N207bn Days To 2019 Elections – NNPC Report by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:10am On Jul 26, 2019 |
but buhari said fuel will reduce. why hasn't it been reduced yet? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Shittes: "We Are Not Armed. If We Were Armed, These People Cannot Face Us" by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2019 |
h |
Crime / Re: Slay Queen Caught On CCTV Camera Stealing Dress Outside A Boutique In Lagos by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2019 |
hmmm |
Business / Re: MTN Retires Pascal Dozie As Chairman, Appoints Ernest Ndukwe by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:39am On Jul 25, 2019 |
chozzy:meanwhile buhari is doing pady pady nominations for ministers 1 Like |
Business / Re: MTN Retires Pascal Dozie As Chairman, Appoints Ernest Ndukwe by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:39am On Jul 25, 2019 |
chozzy:meanwhile buhari is doing pady pady nominations for ministers 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why Does Ogbonnaya Onu Wear The Same Attire To Public Events? by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:25am On Jul 25, 2019 |
Things are hard. maybe that's the only cloth and cap he has. 1 Like |
Properties / Re: List Of Estate Owned By Lagos State Government| Co-tenant by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:52pm On Jul 24, 2019 |
h |
Health / Re: Abortion Help Please! by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:27am On Jul 21, 2019 |
MilesLamar:you can't kill a fish that's already dead. |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Storms A Wedding On The Shoulders Of 6 Men by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:20pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
hmmm |
Crime / Re: 77-Year-Old Man Released From Prison Deemed Too Old To Be Dangerous, Kills Again by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:25pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
Liamm:yes very easy. that sick looking man can't kill me. one hard kick on him would make him loose balance then I'll escape. |
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Sells Roasted Corn In New Pictures by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:20pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
ik |
Travel / Re: ₦90m Flyboard Strapped To Feet Wows The French President. Outruns Lambo by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
h |
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Begin Dialogue To Avoid Anarchy, Group Tells Buhari by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:51pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
Bubu is deaf...he doesn't hear anymore. and he can't read because he didn't finish secondary school. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Colonel Kenneth Eze Elemele Killed In Boko Haram Ambush by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:44pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
I still don't know why the military haven't overthrown this useless government riddled with betrayals and back stabbers 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: 77-Year-Old Man Released From Prison Deemed Too Old To Be Dangerous, Kills Again by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:27pm On Jul 20, 2019 |
hmmmm the woman should have fought him, he looks so frail one push from her would see him tumbling down the stairs then she can call 911. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Why Do Women Fall Under The Anointing More Than Men? by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:24pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
BlackHole47:I need answers please tell me what happened |
Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:21pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
ZIMDRILL:hmmm |
Politics / Re: 'your Video Evidence Is Empty' - Buhari, INEC, Others Tell PDP by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:44pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
h |
Politics / Re: Tradermoni Beneficiaries In The North West Share Testimonies by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:42pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Let them show us testimonies from beneficiaries in the south East |
Business / Re: How To Convince Foreigners To Do Legitimate Business With You In Nigeria by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:38pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Good...the accent one is what pissess me off most. you will see someone that has never enter cotonu forming accent. some people can be annoying Sha. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:27pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Deepfeel:hmm...ok 14 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ruga: Zamfara State Approves 300 Hectares Of Land For RUGA Settlement by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:47pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
ok |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet The Tallest And Shortest Presidents In U.S.A, Both Lawyers by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:47pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
akmath:hmm...I meant taller |
Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:41pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
NACE13:hmmmm...not all men joor 29 Likes 2 Shares |
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