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Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:40pm On Jul 15, 2019
Deepfeel:

Sit only on your boyfriend's laps Biko your dad's laps are for your mom to sit on grin the d*ck response to physical touches too so his d*ck might just stand like that even if his nothing thinking it
everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

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Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:39pm On Jul 15, 2019
Carlyboi:
My Laps Na
undecided

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Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:09pm On Jul 15, 2019
Carlyboi:
On my darling
on your what

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Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:08pm On Jul 15, 2019
lilmax:
you're not his daughter sis

I'm sorry
you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.

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Family / Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2019
donbachi:
There could be something your mum knows that you dont know...ask both of them why that stunt by your mum..seperatly.
thanks I will

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet The Tallest And Shortest Presidents In U.S.A, Both Lawyers by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:52am On Jul 15, 2019
ok. ojukwa was biafra first president and nnamdi kanu the second. I don't know who's teller between them sha

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Family / I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:52am On Jul 15, 2019
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: CAF Takes Final Decision On Use Of VAR by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:23pm On Jun 21, 2019
ok
Education / Re: Randy EKSU Lecturer Caught Pants Down With Student by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:42pm On Jun 14, 2019
hmmm

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Politics / Re: Buhari Greets Abdulsalami At 77 by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:36pm On Jun 14, 2019
ok
Crime / Re: Herbalist Who Impersonates Baru, Adesina Arrested By EFCC (photo) by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:34pm On Jun 14, 2019
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Crime / Re: Herbalist Who Impersonates Baru, Adesina Arrested By EFCC (photo) by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:30pm On Jun 14, 2019
ok
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Fans Ask Hazard To Kiss The Badge by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:53pm On Jun 13, 2019
He should stop this inappropriate behavior. it's not acceptable. How can he be kissing a badge if he's h**orney** he should attend to his needs and stop corrupting the minds of kids in the stadium. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Comes For Ladies Who Are Not Same Way They Look On Instagram by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2019
okk
Politics / Re: 9th Reps Hold First Plenary Session by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:15pm On Jun 13, 2019
New set of leaders to continue the looting. it's well o
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Turns Born Again After Accident by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
I'm happy for him... one soul has been added to the kingdom of God.

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Music Business / Re: Well Done, Peruzzi by Obinna Agwu by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:57pm On Jun 13, 2019
Click like if you don't understand what this thread is all about but still posted here.

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Politics / Re: 10 Highlights From PMB’s 2019 National Democracy Day Speech, 12/6/2019 by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:55pm On Jun 13, 2019
Speech that they typed for him. he can't even read properly sef. please we need an interpreter that would help us translate to English whenever bubu is talking. I'm tired of straining my ears to hear him. undecided

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Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:55pm On Jun 13, 2019
So you went to another country, saw a random market girl and had unprotected sex with her. Bros please carry your cross alone.

all you guys seeking for few minutes of pleasure should know that the problems associated with those few minutes pleasure can follow you all your life.

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Phones / Re: Average Price Of Smartphone In Nigeria Drops To $95 by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:02am On May 27, 2019
good news

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Properties / Re: Lady Cries Out After Rented House Gets Demolished By Govt After A Month by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:23pm On May 25, 2019
buhari again
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates 4 Million Instagram Followers Inside Red Ferrari by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:20pm On May 25, 2019
ok
Food / Re: Civet Killed In FUTA (Federal University Of Technology, Akure) by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:51pm On May 25, 2019
See meat
Romance / Re: Are You Bored...come In by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:47pm On May 25, 2019
youngsahito:
why not come up with something that would be productive?
I just did that's why I started this thread

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Education / Re: Students And Teachers Ran For Their Lives As Student Detonated Teargar In Class by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:19pm On May 25, 2019
Shibaraba:
Wetin annoy me pass for the whole matter na the aproko wey dey form camera man

You dey look fight teargas burst you dey shout Jesus upandan
Wetin you expect make Jesus appear from heaven like
Ghen ghen
"My child how body,why you dey call me".
Wetin do her leg wey she no fit japa


Shibaraba... Solid guy.
At the mention of trouble Miiiiiaaaaaauuuuuun
As in japa.
Nigeria wey anything dey happen.
Teargas even small sef
I dey japa sotay tire wey burst for road I go still japa
Motor backfire sound sef japa
Pop champagne near me sef na japa
As I worse reach mess wey hit sef dey make me japa
I no fit come dey beg for money to treat myself for social media.

HungerBad...sleep well.
hmm...I pity your girl friend. so you wouldn't defend her if someone beat her up.
Business / Re: Access Bank To Publish Names Of Debtors by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:10pm On May 25, 2019
I'll pay o. they should not publish my name.

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Crime / Re: Lagos State Polytechnic Guard Kills Colleague For Ritual by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:34pm On May 25, 2019
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Romance / Re: Are You Bored...come In by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:21pm On May 25, 2019
donbachi:
If u be musician u no go blow.
thank God I'm not a musician.
lalasticalala
Crime / Re: Funny Precautions Nigerians Take To Avoid Being Kidnapped by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:12pm On May 25, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Lady Permanently Tattoos Runtown's Name On Her Body. by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:11pm On May 25, 2019
So what will she tell her husband and kids when she gets married?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Eating 24 Karat Gold Coated Meat Worth N360,000 (Photos, Video) by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:05pm On May 25, 2019
ok
Romance / Are You Bored...come In by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:04pm On May 25, 2019
Good afternoon fellow bored nairalanders, the purpose of this thread is very simple. just mention someone's moniker for no reason. just to disturb them. smiley

I'll go first. Seun

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