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Politics / Re: 'The Overwhelming Joy Of Next Level' As President Buhari Campaigns In Rivers by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:48pm On Feb 12, 2019
Action speaks louder than words.

like for Atiku

share for Buhari

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Politics / Re: Presidential Election: ANAP Opinion Poll Gives Buhari Edge by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:43pm On Feb 12, 2019
Like for atiku

Share for buhari

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Politics / Re: IPOB Election Boycott Campaign In Anambra (Photos) by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:58pm On Feb 11, 2019
Old pics

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Politics / Re: See The Look On Buhari's Face As Amosun Begs The Angry Crowd At Ogun APC Rally by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:28pm On Feb 11, 2019
Buhari be like, ah see how they are stoning me. you people should do fast let's leave this place before they break my head.

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Politics / Re: 2 Former Kogi Governors Pledge Their Support For Dino Melaye by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:20pm On Feb 11, 2019
So kogi is stimulating...that's good

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Politics / Re: Buhari Endorses Dapo Abiodun As Ogun Governor, Amosun's Thugs Kick by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:01pm On Feb 11, 2019
Let's do our own nairaland voting here against Saturdays main voting.

Click like for Atiku

Click share for Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Has Been My Business Home For Decades - Atiku by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:26pm On Feb 11, 2019
If you believe atiku would win rivers state with a wide margin and go ahead to win the election click like. smiley

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Politics / Re: Bare-Chested Big-Sized Man At APC Rally In Lagos. Photos by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:24pm On Feb 11, 2019
This guy should see his doctor asap. o I forgot medical tests under this administration is now a luxury. vote wisely.

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Politics / Re: We Don’t Know Who Constructed The Giant Broom - APC by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:39pm On Feb 09, 2019
ok

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Celebrities / Re: Where's The Condom?: Eva Alordiah Releases Short HIV Awareness Film (video) by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:14pm On Feb 09, 2019
BABANGBALI:
No be all Toto sweet

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.
you must be a regular parton there. HIV is real o

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Crime / Re: Rival Cult Groups Clash In Oguta, Imo State. One Dead by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:01pm On Feb 09, 2019
ok

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Politics / Re: Apc Supporters Set Peter Obi's Convoy On Fire In Abuja (video) by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:47pm On Feb 09, 2019
APC are all thugs we all know.

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Travel / Re: How The Wheel Of A Boeing 747 Aircraft Is Changed by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:05am On Feb 08, 2019
So they don't use vulcanizers to pump the tires, anyways it oyibo people sha. I'm sure our local airlines uses vulcanizers to pump aircraft tires and garri to patch them up.

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Health / Re: New Cancer Center At The Lagos University Teaching Hospital. #NEXTLEVEL. PICS. by asdfjklhaha(f): 7:22am On Feb 08, 2019
policy12:
Why Lagos? This Lagos....That Lagos.

Why not Enugu?
or abakaliki

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Politics / Re: FIRS Goes After 85,000 Millionaire Tax Debtors by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:42am On Feb 08, 2019
So rich people in Nigeria don't pay tax. And to make matters worse they are the ones banks give loans to without collateral or tax payments receipts. Na wa o

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: Atiku Will Get 45,000 Votes by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:55pm On Feb 07, 2019
Oshomole is seriously sick and has nobody to tell him

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Celebrities / Re: You Have About 24 Hours To Pick Up Your PVC by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:51pm On Feb 07, 2019
OK.

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Celebrities / Re: Kingtblackhoc: Oritsefemi Wants To Snatch Maami Igabgbo From Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2019
So girls actually date porn Stars. hmmm tell me something I don't know

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Politics / Re: Gov Ugwuanyi Pictured During Door-to-door Campaign by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:05am On Feb 07, 2019
And when he eventually wins, this same people would pass through hell in order to see him.

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Travel / Re: Vice President's Helicopter Crash:Facts About The AgustaWestland 139 Helicopter by asdfjklhaha(f): 11:10pm On Feb 06, 2019
thank God he wasn't hurt.

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Health / Re: UNTH To Dispose 450 Unclaimed Corpses by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:23pm On Feb 06, 2019
cnonyechi:


Is dat wat u understood from d post?
How else would you explain their continuous dumping of bodies in the mortuary without any form of identification?

They don't want people who know them to protest that they killed innocent people that's why after murdering them they would dump their corpses in the morgue.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Is Free To Campaign At Sani Abacha Stadium - Kano Government by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:02pm On Feb 06, 2019
ok

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Health / Re: UNTH To Dispose 450 Unclaimed Corpses by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:52pm On Feb 06, 2019
So Nigerian police killed 450 innocent people and dumped their bodies in the mortuary? I'm really scared of this country

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Politics / Re: Lagos, Kwara, Kogi Other States Get New Commissioners Of Police by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:54pm On Feb 06, 2019
All in a bid to impose buhari on us. may their plains fail in Jesus name. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Olize: Veteran NTA Broadcaster Who Activates Viewers Emotion by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:45pm On Feb 06, 2019
I don't know him undecided

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Education / Re: What Is The Essence Of Acceptance Fees Paid By Students? by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:42pm On Feb 06, 2019
Its a way of thanking the school and showing them that you appreciate the admission they gave to you.

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Politics / Re: 4,000 Of Ariaria Shops Now Enjoy Constant Electricity. by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:10pm On Feb 06, 2019
Good I wish the whole nation can experience uninterrupted power supply.

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Education / Re: Fire Guts Dangote Female Hostel At Kano State University Of Science And Technolo by asdfjklhaha(f): 4:59pm On Feb 06, 2019
Fire probably caused by carelessness. most Nigerians are careless in nature.

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Politics / Re: Which Governorship Election Would Be The Most Interesting In 2019? by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:42pm On Feb 04, 2019
Ogbuorji of APC will win ebonyi state I don't know of the rest

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Crime / Re: Indian Man To Die By Hanging For Destroying 4-yr-old Girl's Intestine Via Rape by asdfjklhaha(f): 3:49pm On Feb 04, 2019
Hanging is too good for him. He ought to be tortured to death

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Investment / Re: 5 Investment Principles To Use During An Election Period by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:14am On Feb 02, 2019
ok

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: Suspension Hits Ohanaeze Over Atiku by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:37am On Feb 01, 2019
h

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