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autotrader014:
Welcome to Camp Neya, the 400-room estate owned by former Abia state governor Orji Uzor Kalu.

Named after his daughter Neya Uzor Kalu, the huge estate which comprises of several units of eye-popping buildings and other exotic structures was built in 1998 at Uzor Kalu’s home town of Igbere Bende LGA in Abia State. IGTV reports that Camp Neya which is in a world of it’s own houses over 400 rooms comprising:

– over 36 jumbo sized sitting rooms

– 12 room presidential lodge

– Governors lodge for all the 36 states and FCT

– A 5000 capacity conference hall

– a banquet hall

– a Karaoke hall

– 22 Kitchens

– 102 toilets

– 76 Bathrooms

– 187 bedrooms

– a golf course

– a foothball pitch

– an olympic sized swimming pool

– one indoor swimming pool

– basket ball court

– lawn tennis court

– sports centre

– a church

– a mosque

– a bush bar

– a filling station

– ATM machines

– a clinic

– children’s recreation centre

– an ICT centre

– several gardens

– a police post

– a military detachment.

did you say 400 rooms, na wao for just one person/family
this is why they bleed the state treasury dry

[quote author=Kamxin post=55715805][/quote]oga i hope am safe o?
you just copied my comment and past without saying anything

SaintAkindile:
I got 41.25% in the test. So, why did I fail so woefully?

I was tensed ahead of the test on Wednesday morning April 5th 2017. I said to myself, "well, since I am here (at fidelity bank Enugu branch) before 7am, let me chill in a near by shop and wait till it is 8am. So I ordered for pure water and okpa to cool my head.

I immediately remembered that I need more of sugar since am suffering from high b.p and was feeling tired. I ordered for one bottle of Pepsi. The sales boy said "no 30cl Pepsi Sir, we have 50cl". I said "ok, give me the 50cl".

I drank the 50cl Pepsi and I was feeling ready for the test.

Fast forward, test period. I was feeling high! the questions weren't too hard, it wasn't too easy either. I was flying, but upon reaching the number 35 question, I died and rose back to life again.

Chai!! dere is god ooooo!! this piss wey dey worry me!! dere is god ooo!!

The piss that was worrying me got worst. The air condition wasn't helping matters. I was feeling my bladder almost about to explode.

"Ma'am please can I use the rest room?" I called the hr lady... who was looking at me as if my head was paining me. lol. "But your time is still going" she said, looking worried. A lovely lady, looking fresh and ripe like the mango am sipping as I narrate my woes. I replied "just two minutes, I will be done with the rest room". She said ok that I should go.

I was happy, feeling relieved. walking awkwardly as I am about to leave the test hall. "Come back here!" the hr lady called. "am sorry, it is either you complete your test and go or you quit the test. nobody is allowed to use the rest room when the test is still on". Damn! I was sad. There were thoughts about my actions running in my head. Was I right or wrong? did I do the right thing by speaking up? why did the hr lady decide to change her mind? All these and more as i head back to the hot seat.

What was she thinking sef!! I asked myself again. Was it that I might hack their computer database through the rest room or what? wtf. I hissed loudly. much to the attention of the other candidates seated around me.

I wrote the test with constant pressure. No atom of concentration as i scored below what I can do. After that, my friend said to me, "guy bone village people, they will never succeed. Lol! I have a real sense of belief that they are after my case. Lol. Anyways, tests are no true test of knowledge.

guy i can see that you are still under your parental care.
you are not desparate to grap a job
if i am going for a job test/intervieww i will take nothing but pray for success
after the test i would have known my fate through my performance, then and only then i will celebrate by taking anything i want. when you went loading yourself with 50cl liquid before the test what did you expect?
but if i know i did not do well i will keep praying for God's intervention.
thats what i do.
anyway better luck next time.

jordanriverz:
Advice Me Please,my Relationship Has Hit The Rock


Please I need your honest advice.....

I've been dating this man going to 2 years now and I don't know his house, well he's way older than I am and my problem is that...ok let me start.

On Wednesday last week, my twin sister and I told our mum we would be going somewhere but we wanted to spend time with the men in our lives.. So I packed my things and went to stay at my friends place, my sisters plans didn't work out as her bf hadn't arrived Lagos yet until next week..so I didn't know..

I waited on Thursday my man didn't call, so on Friday he called me but didn't say anything about us meeting later...so I was sad...on Saturday I made a video of my activities and my dance steps..I sent it to him...later he asked me where I was and I said my friends place, he bagan to ask me questions, where is the location, I should send him an address... I knew he was thinking I'm with a man but NO I wasn't..

My friend said I shouldn't give anyone her house address that if he wants to believe let him believe and if he doesn't then its his problem...he came to my house and met my sis and thought I lied to him because I had told him my sis wasn't around which I didn't know until I got home on Sunday...

Please what can I do as he doesn't want to pick my calls and even blocked me on WhatsApp

come and see me in my house i go advise you better

owukpa:
A Facebook user, Regina Egwu has vowed to sit on railway until she sees a husband.
Miss Egwu, in a picture posted on her Facebook page and obtained by IDOMA VOICE was seen siting on a railway garbed in Chelsea FC jersey.
"She wrote, "Am not leaving dis railway until I see husband today oooo hmmm today na today,#LOL"

While many friends berated her for making such cheap post, other friends advised her to rather go home or else she would end up marrying a mad man.

See reactions below.
http://www.idomavoice.com/2017/04/single-lady-vows-to-sit-on-railway.html

somebody should give me her phone number becasue am the husband she is waiting for.

GloriaSabipeepz:
There's lipstick for the vagina courtesy of a feminine care brand,VMagic!

The product presented in a tube is meant to be used on the lips of the labia (outside of the vagina) and not inside the private area itself. The intimate product comes with promises of purity, moisturizing and to maintain PH balance.

VMagic describes the product as "Feminine Lips Stick". The product can be used on the labia and the entire vulva skin according to the brand!

It's described as "the only feminine care cream that is 100% natural, free of all dyes, fragrances, soy, hormones, steroids, synthetic preservatives, petroleum or parabens. Lab tested and proven to be zero irritant. Pure, where it matters most. Effective, natural!" on the brand's website.

http://sabipeepz.com/2017/03/14/must-see-lipstick-for-vagina/

what is it meant to do when applied?

rotexsky:
am i the only one noticing that Nigerians are getting duller by the day

I noticed that too. is it because we are too much after money and we are lazy to read?

sixtus3606:
In contrast to the post by Eshinery, incase you missed it https://www.nairaland.com/3680366/how-many-years-did-spend
and kinibigdeal

https://www.nairaland.com/3680877/unemployment-why-fool-always-successful

After i left secondary school in 2007, i started working for my uncle who owns a pharmaceautical outlet in balogun, Idumota, while i hustled for my OND. I was the youngest amongst my colleagues(But i was more educated than them all)..No be fumble
Because of my academic background(thanks to my mum), i was priviledged to assume the position as the manager(Na one man business sha).

In 2010, i left my uncle(due to much inconveniences, no pay and trust issues) and secured a job in an iceblock factory. The wife was the in charge before i came in and my takehome was 10k/month. Thereafter, i was assigned as the manager with my salary raised @ 3% extra!
I was a manager for 3years, then i left in 2013.

Later on, that same year 2013, i got a job in a hotel. worked as a waiter, attendant and even receptionist with a monthly pay of 16,100. Though with other great benefits, food, mortgage and health insurance.

I left there in 2014 and got a job as a salesman with a mass garment production factory in ikeja. Lucky enough, i am social savvy with quite a level of graphic design experience and this earned me the positon as a Graphic Designer and social media manager of the same company(name withheld). Wisely, i applied as a security officer(Night) with a security oufit and i was posted to omole phase 2, a surburb of Lagos.

My day working(Graphics design and social media) hours was 9a.m to 5p.m while my night working hours(Security) was 7p.m to 7a.m. i was earning 30k from my day job, on the other hand i earned 25k as a night security supervisor, making a total of 55k(plus numerous benefits from the likes of E-money, Ifeanyi Ubah and residents in general). I worked as a graphic designer, social media manager and security officer from 2014 to 2016.

Presently, i work with one of the leading microfinance bank in Nigeria as a Brand Support Assistant(Majorly in Graphic design and minorly, social media, internal and external communications...blah blah blah). I have developed at least 6 websites and i have managed about 12 websites as a freelancer before i secured the bank job. Thus, you can see i was well groomed and i can literally fit into any work environment. I currently earn close to 10x of my first salary at the moment. I am currently running a part-time BSc. program. I HAVE A DREAM!

So, to all undergraduates, fresh graduates and job-seekers out there...biko, start from anywhere, you can't tell where your job will lead you. i remember i posted something about Digital Marketing yesterday on my facebook page, our HR manager commented on the post, that he would like to introduce me to someone.

Please and please...don't wait for that office work. Don't spend your precious time(time is money) surfing the web foolishlisy. Instead, go online, read articles, enrol in free online courses and develop yourself.(no be everything dem go teach you for school).

I DROP MY PEN HERE!

highly inspired.
though I too towed the same line in terms of personal development.
I must add, if you are not privileged to have a rich parent don't depend on that uncle, aunt, brother and/or sister. like the bible says "and because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold" (Math 24:12). it is only you can really love and care for you.

Ajibo111:
Fast risen 16yr old actress Regina Daniels took her Facebook page today to post her picture revealing her plans to stop indecent dressing, nose ring, leg chain and heavy make_up
Remember earlier when she was been criticized by her fans on her picture where she was wearing nose ring and leg chain.
see what she said below:

Source: https://mobile.facebook.com/regiinadaniels/photos/a.1076660785812005.1073741828.1076637705814313/1078056925672391/?type=3&refid=17&ref=opera_speed_dial_freefb&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1078056925672391%3Atl_objid.1078056925672391%3Athid.1076637705814313%3A306061129499414%3A69%3A0%3A1491029999%3A-5759928434186936178

wow! na now u dey showcase your talent wella fyn gal

mercylicious234:
You are right. Non graduate jobs are more in the oil fields. Ppl are now after what can you do.
An advise, u cannot be living at Enugu and be looking for oil jobs.
1.Try to move to bayelsa or pH. Network with ppl there. You can be going and standing in their gate everyday , one day luck might smile on you or you even meet ppl u knew b4.

2. Many jobs come out and are not announced. Try to make friends with ppl in the field no matter how low their grades are.

3. Also know this is not the best times for oil coys. You may not get a job as high paying as it was b4, but just enter and get something doing even if its non skilled.my younger sis hubby that used to earn 1.5m monthly now earns between 250k to 350k despite having over 10 years experience. So if you get 130k or 150k salary, accept it

4. Make community leaders of oil coys your friends. Or just get to know someone that knows them. . They may help you get jobs but you have to pay for the jobs. Sometimes their terms are high. If they tell you that you have to train someone in the university, make sure the amount is spelt out and for how many years max.These ppl can milk you. It shouldn't be an open cheque like that. If you don't spell it out, u will be paying so much for exam sorting fees and the person will refuse to graduate.

5. Accept some terms you consider ridiculous to get in and get experience. When you get experience you can move over to Arab world ,calgary- Canada or Houston texas.

I hope I helped.

very insightful.

Strongbest:
Heyllo ma'am, it's the conventional peak milk thin cup.

Uhmm, just go and buy a peak milk thin of N150, drink it and open the thin and use it for your measurement.


Thanks.

thanks so much

Nnamdisblog:
A Nigerian Twitter user, Pe Trus, received the biggest shock of his life after buying a supposed Meat Pie from a hawker. Upon trying to eat, the 'Meat Pie' Pe Trus discovered cooked Beans.

Why are Nigerians like this?

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/03/man-shocked-after-he-saw-beans-inside-meat-pie.html?m=1

no b u say u buyam from hawker?
what did u expect?
bread and beans of course, enjoy bro lol

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candidate must be a graduate with little or no experience but must have the
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must be a lady between the age of 24-30 years old.
interested candidates should forward their current CV to:
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dahmie2013:
Op, I will advice u don't allow ur employer get d msg. U're even lucky he is fuelling it, some won't even do dat. If dat is d sacrifice u have a make 2 keep ur job, till u get anoda one, den so be it. Remember all these meetings are 2wards d growth & devt of d coy. It is also 2 ensure d payment of ur salary.

When u leave, dis act of kindness is what u will be remembered 4. As employees, we shudnt always be looking 4 what 2 take, but also how we can contribute 2 show some appreciatn 2 some individuals who decided 2 take d risks we cudnt.

If I were in ur shoes, I won't see it as taking advantage, but my own contributn 2 d company.

I know some places where d staff come 2 work on Saturdays, yet no overtime payment & dey work with so much gladness of heart.

May God give u d wisdom 2 make d right choice, cos I can imagine his expression or how he will feel d moment he gets d msg, u automatically enter his black book.
It is well!

it might seem like he does not care or know that he is over using your bike/fuel, but a bigger reward may be around the corner.
I advise you continue the favour.

Sanchez01:
Crohn’s disease is one of the most life threatening diseases in the UK, owing to the fact that its origin cannot be traced in patients.

Unfortunately, it has no cure but can only be managed. If the reports about the president being 80 is anything to go by, he has no choice but to step down. It is one thing leading Nigeria, it is another doing it with a disease that has no cure. He meant well but had no idea.

Nigerians might as well remember him for the man who gently left the sit when his health tolled.

well said

Strongbest:
ANTISEPTIC


Materials And Quantity Needed For Production Of 1 Litre Of Antiseptic (Dettol Formula)



(Using tin milk cup as our measuring tool)



1. Texapon........1/2 tin milk cup of texapon



2.Pine oil........1 tin milk cup



3. Phenol........1 tin milk cup



4. Chloroxylenol..........1/2 tin milk cup



5. IPA (Isopropanol).......2 tin milk cups



6. Dettol colorant............ As desired or quantity that will give you the exact color of dettol (brown yellow).



7. Water.................3 tin milk cups







Chemical composition of the product in percentage as follows:



Texapon.............. 5 0/0



Pine oil.................9 o/0



Phenol...................9 o/0



Chloroxylenol........4.5 0/o





IPA (Isopropanol)......12 o/0

please can you show us picture of the size and type of tin milk cup you talked about since there are different sizes.

alfa2016:
Actor Ken Eric's has realeased new photos to celebrate his birthday today.
See them below:

More photos on the blog.

http://mojidelano.com/2017/02/actor-ken-erics-ugo-celebrates-birthday-with-new-photos/

HBD

asha01:
For Sale 10 Plots of land Along Badagry Expressway with Parameter Fencing
at Adenuga Bus Stop. Suitable for Estate development, Hotel, School or Hospital
all papers are in place
you can call for inspection at your convenience
call or send a text to indicate interest -
08025796807 or Watsap 08096936129
email: bsnet2002@gmail.com

also read more about Badagry as the NIGERIA’S NEWEST OIL COMMUNITY @

http://sunnewsonline.com/badagry-nigerias-newest-oil-community/

asha01:
For Sale 10 Plots of land Along Badagry Expressway with Parameter Fencing
at Adenuga Bus Stop. Suitable for Estate development, Hotel, School or Hospital
all papers are in place
you can call for inspection at your convenience
call or send a text to indicate interest -
08025796807 or Watsap 08096936129
email: bsnet2002@gmail.com

see on-going industrialized projects in Badagry area @

http://badagry-port.com/

asha01:
For Sale 10 Plots of land Along Badagry Expressway with Parameter Fencing
at Adenuga Bus Stop. Suitable for Estate development, Hotel, School or Hospital
all papers are in place
you can call for inspection at your convenience
call or send a text to indicate interest -
08025796807 or Watsap 08096936129
email: bsnet2002@gmail.com

In few years time badagry area right from Mile 2 will compete with Lekki- Ajah area.
take advantage now

asha01:
More pictures

See more pictures of on-going 10 lane Lagos badagry road project @


http://www.lasgidiboy.com/2012/05/update-on-10-lane-lagos-badagry.html

Naijahelm:
House Of Representatives Member's Wives Association Of Nigeria put up a Newspaper advert for a Two-Day retreat for their members.

They are going to be talking about the Role of spouses of members of Parliament in a representative democracy.

Association don too much.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/house-of-representatives-member-wives.html?m=1

this is just a drainage pipe

SirElaw:
My good people of Nairaland. What my eyes saw today on my way way to work, my mouth cannot say. My fingers can type though .
What happens when those who are meant to enforce the law are the exact ones who break it. What gives a policeman the audacity to pull a stunt such as this? Obviously the absence of a retribution policy. God help us in this land.

oga u be JJC
u never see am b4?
besides this is not Danfo bus, but an LT bus

OKDnigeria:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/apc-prays-for-pdp-over-its-leadership-crisis/186291.html#wijOlf9tB3cWuofW.99

that is the way to go. because without a strong opposition, you cant measure how well you are doing.

xstry:
you have to have enough solar panels to generate enough electricity also

is it enough to have enough solar panels?
how about strong battery?

nwabobo:
UNN lecturers will now have their performances reviewed by students as part of their appraisal process and any of them who fails the students appraisal will not be promoted.

What do you guys think?

This is referred to as 360^o feedback and it is a welcome development.
I wish this would be introduced to other schools, it will bring a little bit of sanity to the system and reduce students' victimization and sexual harassment

electronicsbody:
Nice specs

Meanwhile, UPS I use as inverter up for sale..

1500va..
Has the capacity to get its power doubled, up to 3000va, with less than N5000
*I can do dat for you*

24volts system, pure sine wave

Cost: N22000
Location: Lagos

Check my signature for my number and picture

Thanks..

why do u want to sell it?

Have you ever wondered why employees involve themselves in private practice (popularly referred to as “PP”)? Comparing employees in multinationals such as GE, Shell, Coca-cola and Mobil, and their contemporaries in African firms, especially Nigeria (kindly help insert their names here…LOL.), you will realize that most (if not all) in the multinational organizations tend to be dedicated to their job without any room for private practice. On the other hand, in the typical Nigerian firm, almost every employee seeks private practice at every opportunity. The latter even believe that those who are not involved private practice are not smart enough and at higher risk of financial loss because of the lack of multiple streams of income to meet ever-increasing financial obligations.

Although there could be several reasons why employees in indigenous firms engage in PP, these 4 broadly cover a number of them:

1. No Clear Career Path

When it is difficult for an employee to have a clear picture of a career path in any organization, the employee will seek direction elsewhere. It is quite funny when some organizations speak of job rotation as a career path for employees without a clear picture of the level the employee can attain in the organization at any specific future time. This often leaves employees dissatisfied.

2. Low Capacity Development

Capacity development should be key in every organization in order to empower employees to attain optimal performance and achieve career growth. However, when organizations fail to fulfil this obligation, employees tend to spend extra time and resources finding other avenues in developing themselves for better opportunities elsewhere.

3. Non-competitive Remuneration

Although there is no standard for remuneration but employees expect their pay to be competitive when compared with those of their contemporaries. In some organizations, there are no rules and what you get is based on your negotiation skills. This often leads to a system where workers might be on the same level but earn incomes that are miles apart. In addition, this provokes enmity among employees and, as such, appraisal will be subjective rather than objective. As a result, employees look outside for better remuneration to meet financial obligations.

Imagine when last some workers’ salaries was increased, although the prices of everyday commodities are on a constant rise.

4. No Retirement Plan

In many organizations, there is no retirement plan for workers and anyone can be let off employment at any time. No job security of any sort! Surely, such organizations do not have any exit plan for their workers. This plan is not just about pensions but an implementable assurance, through an organization-wide policy, for a better life after many years of dedicated service. Without a system of this kind, workers believe their organization only wants to suck their productive life out of them and dump them at the last moment - when the juice is out and dry. And for them, the only wise thing to do is to secure their own future, since their employer cannot help them.

There is no need to deny that “PP” is very much in many indigenous organizations. It is everywhere and most employees are involved. This can have a number of downsides on certain organizational goals.

So, let's talk: how do you think employees and employers can assume a common ground? Why do employers fail in their obligations to employees? At what level can employees be satisfied and not to consider “PP”? Or is satisfaction at work impossible? Is it possible to eliminate “PP” completely? Do you practice “PP” too? Let's talk!

henryanna36:
Veteran Nollywood actor Saint Obi is always on point when it comes to fashion.The ageless star killed it in these new photos



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/veteran-nollywood-actor-saint-obi-stuns.html

nice one.
I missed his movies

nkemdi89:
Love and pump action.

gat it babi