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Jokes Etc / Re: Laffzzzzzzzz by ashaby(f): 5:30pm On May 11, 2009
@poster
Though old, still made me laff  grin or didnt i?  sad

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Celebrities / Re: I Have Five Kids From Five Ladies. I Am Scared Of Marriage’—tuface by ashaby(f): 1:00pm On May 11, 2009
I pity the woman Tuface is 'unscared' to marry o! cry
Family / Re: Polygamism - Can You Trust Your Half Brothers And Sisters? by ashaby(f): 10:09am On May 08, 2009
@ Poster
I totally understand everyone's feeling on this topic. Cos i've been there too. I tried pleasing my step-mum at the detriment of my relationship with my biological mother and father. Today, i can authoritatively tell u that its not worth it. We are not even on speaking terms let alone being friendly.

Suffice it to say that not all your half-siblings will be untrustworthy. But you must operate with them with a discerning mind and be spiritually conscious. I dont mean being diabolical cos u can never fight evil with evil. Just have God as ur succor and refuge and all is well.

One last advice, try not to end up being a polygamist yourself. It is a sure way of reducing this scourge.
Food / Re: Fish Peppersoup by ashaby(f): 9:27am On May 08, 2009
CHEI, na mouth don de troway water!!! tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Believe In Ghosts? by ashaby(f): 9:38am On May 07, 2009
@ post
ewwww!
Jokes Etc / Re: Warri Version! by ashaby(f): 4:39pm On May 06, 2009
@ Poster
U try! infact overtry de worry u sef!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do One Survive With N30,000 by ashaby(f): 1:13pm On May 06, 2009
My brother, i used to ask myself the same question until i started my job. All i believe the person needs is focus.
I also totally agree with seniorklop. Its not how far, but how well. There are so many pple earning over a hundred thousand every month but their debt/loans run into million.

All d person needs to do is to avoid sewing cloths for now, let alone cutting the cloth according to be size, if u get what i mean. Avoid unnecessary expenses and only spend money when absolutely necessary. This is not being stingy, it is WISDOM. God bless u!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Banker Needs Driver by ashaby(f): 10:55am On May 06, 2009
Can't there ever be seriousness at least for once on nairaland?
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by ashaby(f): 4:04pm On May 05, 2009
@ty
no be copy u copy the answers, or u wan de form say u no book?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CIBN Act: Banks To Employ Only CIBN Members by ashaby(f): 1:19pm On May 05, 2009
Even in employing cleaners? God have mercy!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For An Executive Secretary/pa (perferably Male) by ashaby(f): 2:52pm On Apr 29, 2009
PLEASE CAN A FEMALE APPLY?
IN FACT DONT YOU THINK FEMALE ARE BETTER EQUIPPED FOR THIS POSITION THAN THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS.
PLS REACH ME ON mamaninga304@yahoo.com.
Jokes Etc / Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by ashaby(f): 1:32pm On Apr 29, 2009
mumuto
Family / Re: What Method Was Used To Wake You From Sleep? by ashaby(f): 5:54pm On Apr 28, 2009
By the time my dad starts killing invisible mosquitoes around the house at 5.30am, u must wake up sha! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Sister Deborah!!! by ashaby(f): 5:38pm On Apr 28, 2009
@lolo abbey
abi wetin, dem call u. u no fit scatter me and clem friend, Chineke God no go gree u.

@aristotle
why u dey talk like person wen dem put hot yam for im mouth, i fear o!
@romade
abeg softly de lie, God de see una and im dom send me as im police to arrest liars.
oya all of u, show me ur particulars grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Extremely Explicit Content (30+) by ashaby(f): 1:36pm On Apr 28, 2009
, and cud not continue the next round and the viagra was still working for the next seven days kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by ashaby(f): 1:21pm On Apr 28, 2009
@poster
nice joke. keep it up
Jokes Etc / Re: Sister Deborah!!! by ashaby(f): 12:59pm On Apr 28, 2009
@ clemcy
Clemenepology, how far? I de o my broda! just de catch ur trips! show dem who be master. cool meanwhile use glass take look my name well well. make u no spoil am for me. lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Sister Deborah!!! by ashaby(f): 11:27am On Apr 28, 2009
God knows when Clemcy will eva be serious! Ol' boy u don de old o!
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out! by ashaby(f): 11:09am On Apr 28, 2009
grin nice one
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Would You Like To Work In Oceanic Bank? by ashaby(f): 1:16pm On Apr 22, 2009
absolutely!!!!!!!!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Funke Akindele Is Africa's Best Actress: What Do You All Think? by ashaby(f): 11:40am On Apr 22, 2009
I WONDER WHY PEOPLE STILL DOUBT THE ABILITY OF THIS LADY.

I TINK U ALL NEED TO GO & WATCH HER TV SERIES "I NEED TO KNOW" BACK IN THE 90S.

AKINDELE FUNKE IS JUST IT
Jokes Etc / Re: To Make A Woman Happy by ashaby(f): 11:35am On Apr 19, 2008
chei! woman race don suffer!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Blues 4real - Avram Grant Must Go ! by ashaby(f): 11:13am On Apr 19, 2008
Guy move this post to the sports section, abi na wetin sef?
Jokes Etc / Re: Lmao by ashaby(f): 11:07am On Apr 19, 2008
@Saucekid
With people like u on d thread, how d guy transformer no go burn? Abeg pity am jare saucekid my friend

@ everyone
it's gud to be back. really missed ya all
Jokes Etc / Re: Get The Hell Outta Here! by ashaby(f): 9:46pm On Apr 18, 2008
nice one naughty girl. really missed ur jokes
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Aptitude Test by ashaby(f): 11:32pm On Mar 21, 2008
@ poster
Im also in ur shoes o!!! Im still waiting for their call. Or since they have contacted some people, does it means one has failed the test. But dat notion is almost unbelievable cos d questions were damn too cheap. Well, i pray God's will be done.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ashaby(f): 11:12pm On Mar 21, 2008
@ Poster
Wetin Niaja do una now? Abeg try portray ur motherland for good light small now. The world is watching.

Anyway, nice one!!

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