₦airaland Forum

LordReed:
Asswipe how do you know the vocabulary if you didn't read it? You are a senseless doofus.

bergs2:
You must either be silly or just plain blindness maybe from excess white garri consumption. You mean that this lady is not beautiful, hmmmmm!!!!

LordReed:
And you're an inconsequential turd. You remembered the village practices of your ghetto quarters and expect that people who were going to work would play your childish games while you sat in the house eating amala and ewedu with oil staining your dirty mouth and the pitiful clothes that you wore. Asswipe.

LordReed:
You were a juvenile pipsqueak then and have the guts to open your dirty mouth to people who are far older than you. What a nonetity.

LordReed:
You're the jobless twit going about putting leaves on doors. Do something important with your life douchenozzle.

LordReed:
LMFAO! E pain am. You dared to make insinuations about my living conditions but when I do same you are bleating like a half dead sheep with its throat slit. Dumbfuck you are a bloody church rat with a chip on the shoulder the size of a city block, a true Bleep-tard. When people are talking about Lagos and where they live you should keep your mouth shut because you obviously are a village bum transplant from which ever backwater sewer you were brought from. It's your backwater village practice you think Lagosians have time for, you fucking douchenozzle.

ManWater:
Our S/Eagles is just average.

kalan:
Yes. Its management science and eligible.

LordReed:
LoLz. You are just yarning dust. As if Lagos is some village where nonsense like leaf putting is a norm. You probably lived in some messed up face me I slap you where rats where your sleeping companions and you saw witches in every wall gecko, that's why putting leaf on doors was special to you. People who had more important things to do didn't notice your leaves.

LordReed:
Yes I am, how does that change it? Ajebutters are immune from those spirits or their houses disappear once they enter in?

LordReed:
My house is in Shasha, nothing like that there.

Samantha124:
So how much do you charge per person?🤣🤣🤣

LordReed:
You speak as if Lagos is one small village. I was born and brought up in Lagos and I still have a house in Lagos, I never heard about any leaf.

Samantha124:
I may not be a Nigerian, but I've been around here for a while and I know a few Nigerian slangs.

Thank you for giving me a clue of what your moniker could mean, Ashawo man..

Samantha124:
But your moniker states that you're a woman.. .. Are you a lesbian?

Toks2008:
When I see an extremely outwardly beautiful lady claiming virgin, I usually have a level of respect for such lady.

But not when a lady no too dey attractive... Apparently she is not getting too much pressure so it is expected.

*Yee who stone me*

Samantha124:
I know about good characters and other stuff.

What I want to know is the sex part, how do they keep the fire burning between the sheets for all these years?

I have my pen and paper ready...

We4all:
Dude looks better than he was when he got married.

On a flip note, exclude sex from marriage and watch majority shy away from marriage.

I would love to have a marriage devoid of sex. Who is up for this?

Anny69:
Wow! That's interesting. Thank you for explaining.

NamelessOGBENI:
Persin wey dem suppose soak in koboko for inside kerosine, if no be ritualist, why you buy fuel full gallon leave am.

Shalommy:
Jacintha na Joy killer. Alex should just stay far away from her for his safety. Chaii..

Anny69:
Do you remember the leaf? What did the ghost do to the living?

Anny69:
Westerhoffe do you know this story?

talented321:
And they will be complaining of orgasm, they think men are robot, any woman way no fit assist herself i if don pour matter don end, you no lie down like banboon and expect me to kill myself

Lanmon:
We banged first day she came to my house,not romantic, she no fit ride, no bj, doggy was sad, I just knew we wouldn't last

jubrilELsudan:
GOD WHEN

Candidlady:
Can you solve em if itell you

Candidlady:
Give what men money?
Abegi





Better weakling

Hard guys hard guys but behind doors they weak as an infant dvck

Chaiiiiii

Mom007:
As it has come to this, pastor should go his way. He has tried. Boys should also hustle like their mates. Everyone go dey alright last last.

Mom007:
This man is playing 'god' with the lives of these 2 young men and its high time we call a spade a spade. They were sacked from their jobs, without much consultation he arranged for them to be flown abroad on a scholarship just to ride on their momentary fame. Few months in he leaves them stranded in a strange land without as much as a proper housing arrangement... School fees unpaid. They cry out for help showing evidence and they are branded traitors and cursed. Who does that? Cursing other people's children Abi did anyone beg him to send them abroad? Then now he wants to bring them back to Nigeria to strand them again... The boys have now seen the handwriting on the wall that schooling is out either way and I don't know about you but most people would rather hustle abroad than in Nigeria so why the insults? That baba should rest abeg if you say you are sponsoring someone's education abroad, count the cost first and follow through. The boys could have been more tactful and respectful I'm the way they handled things but what do you expect from guys who were fired from work for indiscipline and lack of professionalism in the first place?

advanceDNA:
Lol......woman no dey love man...na the way u care for them with your money dem dey love