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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is/are Your Favorite(s) Section(s) On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2016
irunooboo:



undecided
awayu?
Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 2:55pm On Jun 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:





We are coming over to your house... You must marry makydebbie... Chai see moneygringrin

Money is not my problem. I will spoil her with love, money, honey, bunny... Our wedding will be held on planet mars. Her gown will be diamond-studded. Her hair will be made by angels and her skin will be burnished by Venus. In short, I will be her chauffeur on our wedding day.
Celebrities / Re: Brymo Tells Fan Who Begged Him To Drop Out? by assfreaky(m): 2:42pm On Jun 05, 2016
safarigirl:
From Brymo? Brymo wey just born pikin? Brymo that is still going through legal battles with Chocolate City to salvage a drowning career?

At least choose the right people, Brymo dropped out of school for the same reason when he was younger.....what are Brymo's assurances that the guy is even legit? Anybody can come online and claim anything, scammers abound in this society

What we need to purge from the society is this flawed idea that having a degree will somehow drag you out of poverty. Education is important, but not necessarily the formal kind, that sort of education is not what most of the rich people in this world applied to get rich.


chai, why this girl too brilliant like this

Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 2:31pm On Jun 05, 2016
makydebbie:
you don hear my mummy oo...ansa!

well, my black beauty, I am not a pilot. I am an importer, exporter, reporter, transporter, helicopter...
Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 2:15pm On Jun 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:




Ask am say him be Pilot Weda him base for Qatar
Assfreaky answer ooo

no o, my sandoski. i am an importer, exporter, reporter, transporter, helicopter...
Romance / Re: Ladies!!! Lets See How You Love Your Man(pic) by assfreaky(m): 2:03pm On Jun 05, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
No, I wouldn't! What lesson will he learn if I take the fall for him? I aint Cookie from Empire, you do the crime, you do the time. And life will go on on my side because I will not waste 16 years of my life waiting for a jailbird.

mogbe

Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 1:49pm On Jun 05, 2016
makydebbie:
lol...thesupernerd comma see this oga ooo...anything abi?...issorite am coming..

ask anything. just ask.
Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 12:41am On Jun 05, 2016
makydebbie:
lol...laff won finish me here

see, today, I have given you the remote control to my life. just ask anything and it is all yours. tell me to deactivate and I will. tell me to run mad and I will. tell me not to enter Nairaland again and I will. even tell me to die and I will.
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Electrocuted To Death In Owerri While Stealing Electric Cables(pics) by assfreaky(m): 9:28pm On Jun 04, 2016
they can't be hausas or yorubas. never.

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Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 11:11am On Jun 04, 2016
makydebbie:
iffa woze you ehn!..

chai, in emo, see black beauty o. oya, woze me please. u can even kill me. I don't mind.
Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 6:06am On Jun 03, 2016
PushPlay:
Bi mo se fe gan niyen.
We are the same. grin
Emi gan like ki ategun fe is gbo gbo ibeyen tiban sun.
O de ma ri nkan fi sere. wink
chai, baba, make sure pe o ko fun o ki oruko e yipada lati hateu2 si loveu2.
Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 6:04am On Jun 03, 2016
makydebbie:
juhan no fight oo...i dey carry my okada go...hateu2 i just love the way you handled this..it is epic!

gay alert.
Romance / Re: I Beef With Nairaland Cheapest Slüts Hateu2 And Naughtynaughty by assfreaky(m): 6:03am On Jun 03, 2016
HateU2:
Thanks dear kiss kiss
gay alert.
Crime / Re: Six Fraudsters Dupe A Woman Of N13m In Imo (Photo) by assfreaky(m): 11:53am On Jun 02, 2016
when I checked the names, I was not disappointed. Fraud is a way of life in that part of the country.

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Romance / Re: Think These Pics Are Dirty? You'll Definitely Look Twice by assfreaky(m): 10:02am On Jun 02, 2016
darlingtonIIV:
1. might be dirty and bizarre, but look again...its a muscular man

number one na confirm fresh yansh. which kind shoulder go dey like that and which kind upper arm dey round like that

my sandoski, come and see o...
Romance / Re: The Problem With Girls Of Nowadays (snapshots Inside) by assfreaky(m): 8:46am On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
What a bunch of baloney!

As if your crackhead ideologies are gospel. Ha!

no vex me o if you no wan chop my natural blabla.

na truth the guy yarn joor.
Events / Re: Man Spraying Money With A Money-Spraying Machine At An Event by assfreaky(m): 8:22am On Jun 02, 2016
whirlwind7:


Or worse still, the machine was invented with the target market being blacks.
The inventors know how vain a typical black man with some spare cash can be at ceremonies such as this.

All they need to convince the olodo is say: "Look here, my good man, you worked real hard to make that money. You shouldn't work so hard to spend it in style. Just load the cash in this compartment, release this catch button, point the device this way, and pull this trigger right here.........and there you go!" grin grin

The mumu will quickly order for a dozen of it...with the intention of selling some of it to his fellow retardz of like minds.

Chai, this guy is good. You know these white people very well o.

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Events / Re: Man Spraying Money With A Money-Spraying Machine At An Event by assfreaky(m): 8:22am On Jun 02, 2016
whirlwind7:


Or worse still, the machine was invented with the target market being blacks.
The inventors know how vain a typical black man with some spare cash can be at ceremonies such as this.

All they need to convince the olodo is say: "Look here, my good man, you worked real hard to make that money. You shouldn't work so hard to spend it in style. Just load the cash in this compartment, release this catch button, point the device this way, and pull this trigger right here.........and there you go!" grin grin

The mumu will quickly order for a dozen of it...with the intention of selling some of it to his fellow retardz of like minds.

Chai, this guy is good.

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Politics / Re: Can We Still Say That All Terrorists Are Muslims? by assfreaky(m): 7:52pm On Jun 01, 2016
csamii:


That your source doesn't proof sh!t. When they start taking people's life via suicide bombing then we can measure them with the same equipment we use for boko haram. Until then....they can't/never be compared to boko haram.

you are not very smart. the NDA bomb pipelines, it affects power supply. You suffer a blackout because there is no light. Then you come out and blame Buhari who is trying to stop the vandals (NDA) that are preventing you from enjoying power supply and praise the bastards (NDA) causing you the blackout.

A terrorist doesn't have to take lives to be labeled a terrorist.
Education / Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by assfreaky(m): 5:17pm On Jun 01, 2016
mizhanny:
lol, iffa punch u, agbero school ko....... I was once a student dere, bt d 1 @egan tho

na so. u be confirm st. saviours girl. oya, punch me for dick, make I punch you for dat ur thing.

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