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Romance / Re: Braeking News: My Girlfriend Is Cheating! by assfreaky(m): 11:25am On Apr 14, 2016
Persephenee:

Just read your post againundecided
Mami told me stupidity is contagious and I don't want any of yourslipsrsealed
So amma run... bye!angry
bye bye. I love u.
Romance / Re: Braeking News: My Girlfriend Is Cheating! by assfreaky(m): 11:20am On Apr 14, 2016
phlame:
Op this ur joke no just rhyme @all... Try again undecided

I am not joking. when I saw the call, I just piss on my bodi. life have tire me. but a man is a man. I am now searching for anoda woman. cry
Romance / Re: Braeking News: My Girlfriend Is Cheating! by assfreaky(m): 11:17am On Apr 14, 2016
Laolu97:


Confam Stupidity! cheesy
angry
Romance / Re: Braeking News: My Girlfriend Is Cheating! by assfreaky(m): 11:16am On Apr 14, 2016
Persephenee:
Op you are a dumbass bubble head undecided

Your skull is full of stale bread,no brains angry
Even mamagee would be ashamed to see this deuced thread.
If your gf left you really, then I'm seeing some merit in her decision undecided
Grow brains please.

Y are u abusing me? my girlfriend cheat on me and I come here to tell all of u and ask advise and u just come and started abusing me.
Romance / Braeking News: My Girlfriend Is Cheating! by assfreaky(m): 9:46am On Apr 14, 2016
She have been receiving call since last week. When she receive call, she will not pick. So I was suspecting her. Last night, she sleep off. Her phone ring at 4 in morning. I check her phone and I see the person that has been calling my girlfriend phone. the bastard name is alarm!

me I have chase her out of my house let her go and meet alarm. Romanceland, did I do well? cry

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 1:44pm On Apr 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Not enough ta satisfy me.....goodbye smiley
....btw, I'm petite

pls, my love.
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 11:54am On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I don't.
An can you stop sayin' you love me cause you don't even know my name
let alone know me enough ta have feelings of love.

u are Valerie. u live in Texas. u are tall and yelow small. u have two eyes, one nose, two ears, two lips, one mouth, two legs, two hands, ten fingers and so in and fourt. I have enough feeling of love wink
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 11:50am On Apr 08, 2016
layla129:

Lmao...na the America dey do you for the whole matter grin
I love her cry
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 11:48am On Apr 08, 2016
silibaba:

mr lover lover
na me be dat wink
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 11:00am On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Hmmm.No cheesy
okay, what do u want me to do to show my love?
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 10:30am On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Nope cheesy
I luv u. can I come to America?
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 10:29am On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Nope cheesy
I luv u. can I come to America?
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 9:02am On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
what I just typed to you only yesterday

I luv u, trust me.
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Lovely Lady On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 11:56pm On Apr 07, 2016
kingcheezypuff. I luv her, trust me wink
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 8:54pm On Apr 07, 2016
OgaSirAde:
Very funny...where was this hypothesis tested??

It has been tested and trusted. wink it has work in Liberia. many people write email to me tanking me for job done well.
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 8:51pm On Apr 07, 2016
evegran:



LMAO! Clown.
angry
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 5:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
Creamish:

Whatever u make of it..
u are sturborn. why? angry
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 5:02pm On Apr 07, 2016
Creamish:

Whatever u make of it..
angry
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 4:56pm On Apr 07, 2016
Creamish:

I see Corky's handwriting all over this thread...

Well done. Uv been noticed. smiley
Wat is corky undecided
Romance / Re: Habby51 Useless And A Bastard Arsehole Nigerian!!! by assfreaky(m): 4:38pm On Apr 07, 2016
Princess09Gold:
Habby51 for insulting me on my created topic you are in for it,you so called habby51 you are a scumbag,sicko,twerp,self-servicer,wimp,wog,village idiot,spastic,dago,freak,kluttz,hick,a freak,deadbeat,flake,gasbag,those are all what you are,you bugger habby51.

look at ur head like pussy!
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 3:47pm On Apr 07, 2016
Maxi112:
common sense
angry
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 3:45pm On Apr 07, 2016
HateU2:
Assfreaky undecided undecided undecided I see cool
wink
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:34pm On Apr 07, 2016
Danfuster:


Dude...she being sarcastic
u are jaelous because she said am cute undecided

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Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:18pm On Apr 07, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Oh! Wow,that's cute.
tank u! cool
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:12pm On Apr 07, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
You not Nigerian
no, am Liberian.
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
Maxi112:
oh God!





which year will this type of people receive it
undecided receive what?
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:09pm On Apr 07, 2016
Danfuster:
Hmmm... I see feminist coming for your head

hmm I know how to handle them, trust me wink
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:07pm On Apr 07, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I gotta say if you moved ta do this I would be silenced by sheer surprise.

please speak wetin man hear na. I school in Liberia. we don't know much English.
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
KashyBaby:
Lol... grin


See, how the power of these women moved u to make such a thread like this...


Talking about sex? Nigga ur juz h0rny af & u come out it here as if u know everything...



Smh... cool

I know everything about woman. trust me
wink
Romance / Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 2:04pm On Apr 07, 2016
sinaj:
I love diz kinda sex ah swear cheesy





Doggy tinz grin
Oya now!
Romance / How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by assfreaky(m): 1:17pm On Apr 07, 2016
Okay is ur wife or girlfriend stubborn like refiner or she carry mouth like estharfabian or she is kilokoleshe like stupedinluv or hateu2 and u don't want to beat her. let me teach u trick. it is free.

study has show stubborn women like sex. dey like it more than the gentle ones. when she shouting and you about to lose it, just bring out ur dick. please please please, make sure she not violent or u might lose ur dick to knife or teeth

when u bring out ur dick, u will notice her body will come down. even if she don't mean it, she will go gentle especially if ur dick is like 9 to 12 inches. after u have brought d divk out, tell her in angry voice to come here. don't say come here like a gentleman o. she will come. now, bang her. please brother, bang her. don't pity her. she too don't want pity. bang her with anger. pour out ur anger. she likely will be calling u madman, bastarrd f^ck it. give it to me. bastarrd omoale... when both of u finish, bad energy has been wash out. fight has finish. no one get hurt. no breakup.

This will work well on stubborn girl and feminalist like:
kingcheezypuff
evegran
creamish
jadekitana
halfricanadian
vickyrotex
kashybaby
cruzita
dollyjoy
chocolateme
mrsphyno
misspicy so on and so fourt.

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Religion / Re: Man Seeking ‘spiritual’ Healing Dies In Hotel Fire by assfreaky(m): 12:58pm On Apr 07, 2016
wen I check his name, I was not disappointed.

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