hresso:

*presses her asss softly*

bros, leave small for me to press too na.
mschew, the girl sef no get one kobo yansh

whogoscam:

Na everybody like big yansh? I don't personally.

You don't like big yansh wonder shall neva end.

Scatterscatter:
I've been hearing this Fayose everywhere, please what is Fayose?

a ponmo seller

piperson:
hey guys, took some pics of my sis and decide to share. she wants to be a model

No yansh. why

whogoscam:
Yes that is right. She should be the miss NL.

At this time, evegran is more beautiful than all of you combined together.

Take it to the bank.

she get big yansh

ganisucks:

A̶̲̥̅♏ sure that Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ are one ☀̤̣̈̇f those men who believe that Tiwa Savage sleeps around, A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D̶̲̥̅̊ that the Lagos Wife Killer did the right thing. I pity the woman that will make the mistake ☀̤̣̈̇f calling Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ Hubby. Mtchewwww

why u dey write like tout? abeg, write wetin man fit read. if u post again and I have to use my glasses, I go swear for ur poosy! nonsense and jagbajantis.

nonsense and jagbajantis. me dey tink of how I go f^ck nkechi dis hot afternoon, una dey here dey talk abt toe. msschewww.

amtaken:
That was how the former Governor of Enugu State, His Excellency Ken Nnamani convinced his former aid to marry his (Ken's) girlfriend.


When a man loves a girl so much but can't marry her, he looks for a way to have her permanently by his side by match-making her with his bosom friends and relatives.


Beware of match-makers!

oya, Miss CNN, we dey listen. make una knack us more tory na!

oglalasioux:
Law of diminishing marginal utility.

when u read too much economics, dis is the result!

omanifrank:
Braimah Isaac Kamoko also known as Bukom Banku (born August 17, 1980) is a Ghanaian professional boxer with an undefeated record of 28-0-0 (21 K0).

In an interview conducted by pulse Ghana, Banku admits he bleaches, says his wife encouraged him to bleach because black is not a beautiful color.





http://www.omanifranklin.com/2016/05/professional-ghanaian-boxer-bleaches.html

Oluwa o. omo araye ma buro o. e wo nkan ti won so arakunrin yi da. aha, o mase o.

ChubbyT:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa,tnx alot

u welcm

ChubbyT:

Pls kindly join my train

wetin I dey wait 4. everybody, I don join dis train o. just dey mention me when voting start.

naughtynaughty:
u mean he shuld choke it down ur throat? U knw u need it more

Assfreaky pls be nice and help a brother

no, I want u.

HateU2:
call his name, let's shout it!!!!


Iamdurent is a gay Iamdurent is a gay Iamdurent is a gay **bringing our stainless plates and forks**
Iamdurent is a gay!!!!!b

can u svck dicck?

iamdurent:
pls choke ur dick down d hoe"s throat, so she"d die while suckin it.

Trust me, bro. my diick is going to deal wit her.

HateU2:

My bro, I don't need ur gbola ooo Iamdurent is looking for one. Will u give him

u need it. it is 12 inches long. it will fill ur mouth very well

HateU2:



Warrenpen 2 uur father's dcccck! Uu've sccked dat too
Chimooooooo
Ewooooooooo
Iru omo wo leleyi nitori olorun!!!!
But why is ur papa so useless to dat extent ehn!
He could not afford a condom to stop u 4rm coming to dis world and now he's fcccking his son's dcccck!
Kai!
Aye ti baje finallly!



It's Friday day iamdurent, why don't u goan nd fccck dat mad man's anuss again, as usual

Wat is wrong wit dis girl and her big mouth if u want 2 suck d1ck, my gbola is available

Suigeneris93:



you no reach

maka, waka, make I spoil u. send ur acct number. me want to marry you no be shere shere. as long as you have mighty ikebe, we are goose to goes.

Suigeneris93:



Some nairaland guys are dumb fvcks (((no offence)))

u must like fvck fvck. give me chop na. I will married u.

KashyBaby:



Huh?? Whats ur problem? Did someone stole ur okra soup?

Suigeneris93:


Was I supposed to crush on a girl FYI I'm crushing on viz kiz, to2much, kul boy and stfuareUgod, oya sue me



get a life

give me poosy first. Life na small thing.

KashyBaby:
Hahahahahahaa .I can't wait for this...

Let those faceless monikers drop their photos here...I know a lot of hunk men are juz hiding somewhere else

why u like man like this

Suigeneris93:
What sort of fvckery is this

U want to Bleep

the person DAT have the biggest yansh is the one I will vote for!

dre11:


http://nigerianpilot.com/man-sets-wife-ablaze-abeokuta/

Pic credit: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/202808-man-sets-wife-ablaze-ogun.html

Stubborn woman's. why you are not listened to your husband? and husband, why killed ur wife as such? this world is wicked sha.

favourboy1:


man why are you stingy, 100 naira per hour, bitches get 50penny per hour i mean 50 pound per hour at uk, grow rich man

is their toto make of gold

please lady and gentleman, I m living in Liberia but my parent somehow are like Nigerian. so I was post after my studies.

now, I hear calabar girls are good on bed. now I have buy condoms plenty. the problem is someone has call me and warn me that I shall not come out alive out of calabar if I sex calabar girls. me I cant do without sex. and what about the condoms I have buy two cartoon of condoms

someone help me. I am landing in Nigeria 2moro and I need at leas two girls to welcome me on bed. if I don't see two girls, I dont know what will happen. help

Stupedinluv:
Yes. And am real scared already. I hate anything fat. I just saw a classmate on fb that put to bed last month. She looks so big now and i remember clearly we had the same body structure.
Oh its not just possible to stay slim forever with big boobs.
Or are there work outs for bust reduction? Anyone knows?

p/s No am not seeking for unnecessary attention. If i want that i know were to go.

let me pump u so u can hav big body too. or let me bang those bosom for u. send me a pm let us talk.

KingCheezyPuff:
No.But that sounds good.
.....you do that now Roast alligator

I like dat. u are playin hard to get. forget wat they tell u in america. Liberia is not poor. we not poor. we have lite and tings are cheap. we spend dollar too. i have a garden and a pond so we can save money for other things. i can make babeque of alligator. anyhiw u want it.

KingCheezyPuff:
That fishing part sounds fun.
An I'be never had gator before.

I have a pond. I fish in the river sometime. I will roast alligators 4 u. then we can eat it together with fresh palm wine.

b4 30, make sure u have Bleep at leas 10 pussy and lick at leas 20 pussy or u might die a virgin.

KingCheezyPuff:
Woman..... the vessel of perfection!
There can be no complaints

pls, my biuriful woman, accept my luv and I will never be a mumu again. pls, I will take u 2 Liberia. we can build fine house in greenville. u will see am good man. I will fish 4 u everyday. I will get u crabs and alligators. plenty of dem.