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SportsRe: Michael Umanyika Dies In Azerbaijan During Training by assfreaky(m): 8:43pm On Aug 16, 2016
upon all the lie say him be 20, his village people still recognize am and fire am arrow. Nawa o. Anyway, Rip.
Christianity EtcRe: Joys Oyedepo: "I Am Crazy, i'm Not A Walking Replica Of My Mother" by assfreaky(m): 3:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
angry
kstix:
if i was, she'ld probably be limping not walking.. But u just proved my point that nigerians are dvmb.
so you are saying Lala is mad abihuh angry
Christianity EtcRe: Joys Oyedepo: "I Am Crazy, i'm Not A Walking Replica Of My Mother" by assfreaky(m): 3:11pm On Aug 16, 2016
angry
hadduni:
aproko wetin concern you for my matter!
as if you never carry my matter for your head Mr assfreaky mind your business.
undecided
angry

Ok.
Christianity EtcRe: Joys Oyedepo: "I Am Crazy, i'm Not A Walking Replica Of My Mother" by assfreaky(m): 12:41pm On Aug 16, 2016
hadduni:
there is this other
group that expects me to be EXACTLY like
my mother or sister, who are role models to
many including myself. especially myself.
Thing is, you also may need to edit your
expectation because that too, will not be
happening.
I'm me and will never be anyone else. can
never be anyone else. and will not even try
to.
I love that my sister and I are not walking
replicas of my mother. she teaches us not
to be. she teaches that we are who God has
called us to be, and that, with all sincerity.
our differences make us unique, and that
makes us an epic loving family. that, we are
grateful to God for.
Ps, "crazy" purely means/meant different
Iyalode of Living Faith, you go like talk talk o. See as you carry anoda person matter for head like gala.

Christianity EtcRe: Joys Oyedepo: "I Am Crazy, i'm Not A Walking Replica Of My Mother" by assfreaky(m): 12:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
kstix:
Nigerians are the smartest and dumbest ppl i've ever seen. How on earth can anybody misinterpret that? She just stated that she wasnt wired to be like everyone and dat she was unique and termed it being crazy and y'all are bashing her for it? No wonder we are so backward in dis country. Everyone wants to be d same... Dumb illiterates even here on nairaland. Shame
Baba, shut up. Are you the one banging her totohuh
PoliticsRe: 8 Nigerians Trafficking Drugs From MFM Church In Cambodia’s Trial Ends(Photo) by assfreaky(m): 7:08am On Aug 11, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
Yorubas and Igbos One Love cool
are you madhuh where you see Yoruba.
RomanceRe: Help, My Girlfriend WAEC Is Result. by assfreaky(op): 8:44pm On Aug 10, 2016
[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=48370853][/quote]how I go take beg the girl now make she open leg for mehuh
RomanceRe: Help, My Girlfriend WAEC Is Result. by assfreaky(op): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2016
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Boring tho..[/color]
the babe don vex say no kitten for me tonight o. wetin i go do nowhuh
RomanceHelp, My Girlfriend WAEC Is Result. by assfreaky(op): 8:14pm On Aug 10, 2016
WAEC result is out ,my girlfriend has 4 E8 and 3 F9. She ask me which school will accept such result... Well, I just advise her to try Sunday school. Only baba God can accommodate our weaknesses.

Now, she has vexed for me and is not giving me sex for tonight. Help.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Crush by assfreaky(m): 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2016
Tiny23:
You are pretty no doubt, but y u wear pattern on pattern in ur pp?
No offence.

FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by assfreaky(m): 10:30am On Aug 03, 2016
I VOTE KINGinVAHALA
Cc:NL jega
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 8:04pm On Jul 10, 2016
Berlyn:
iffa slap you ehn
Slap me please, but give me punny.
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 8:01pm On Jul 10, 2016
HoneyB10:
Brother is better to die n go to heaven then commit fornication
fornication is better. Help me cry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 8:00pm On Jul 10, 2016
Berlyn:
I pray you die well angry extend my greetings to Michael Jackson grin tell him the world misses him
Help, please cry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 7:55pm On Jul 10, 2016
RichieDaVinci01:
See from your house ehn you'll go left then straight, adjacent to that market you'll see where they sell okrika look down you'll where coffins are sold.
Hope I was able to help
I want punny not coffin. save a live.
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 7:54pm On Jul 10, 2016
PRESTIGERYHME:
dying is better cox d look of sum punnies can kill
Help me cry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
ouigy99:
OP, na me Dr. Akpos wey diagnose your sickness. I beg I don get the cure wey I say I Wan go get from my paddy, Dr Abalaka..... Please, choose one of the two options, and I go mail am to you
I don't want hotdogs. I want punny.
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
Swissheart:
huh
Chai, see fine gal o. Inemo.
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
Antina:
No, is better u die than u see it, cos the more u live the more sins u commit.
I don't want to die. I need punny. Help me cry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:17pm On Jul 09, 2016
Fabulocity:
Me? Wicked? cry
Help me, e jo nitori olorun cry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:14pm On Jul 09, 2016
Jarizod:
u are using ur own life to play long tennis undecided
I pity ur destiny embarassed
ok
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:12pm On Jul 09, 2016
Rexhenrex:
the only thing that am happy about is that you are stupid and you know it
angry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:02pm On Jul 09, 2016
Fabulocity:
Die already. Tank.
Punnani is all I need. Help me cry
RomanceRe: I Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 10:01pm On Jul 09, 2016
LuveU2:
It means you have 3days to leave Nigeria. Be happy cheesy
Help me cry
RomanceI Am Dying by assfreaky(op): 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
Dear Romancelanders,

my name is assfreaky. doctor say I have 3 days to live cry cry cry except I f^ck a punnani. please, I need a volunteer to save my life.

Tank. cry
RomanceRe: If You Are Not A Virgin Then You Are A Prostitute. by assfreaky(m): 9:34pm On Jul 09, 2016
chai, inemo o, a lot of prostitutes dey this thread o. see dem bashing the op.
Christianity EtcRe: Coincidence Or Reality? Pls I Need An Explanation. - An Adjoinder by assfreaky(m): 8:33pm On Jul 05, 2016
mizmycoli the storyteller cry. Oya, pinshures of the mark or...u know the drill na.
CrimeRe: Man That Broke Electronic Shop In Owerri Beaten & Stripped Unclad by assfreaky(m): 7:44am On Jul 05, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
hi bro, i guess you remember me, Arabiandude? Please i am here again to seek for your support in mr nairaland, i am one of the contestants. Please bro i will appreciate if you also oblige me this request, just like you did when i asked you do same with re.finer.

cc amtaken , adellam (its me edegbeline), please i also need plead for the both of you supports.
Baba, how far? Alright, na you get my vote. Na only you get am.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Steps Out In Pink And Jerry Curls by assfreaky(m): 1:15pm On Jul 04, 2016
GAYrede bello is the girlfriend of donGAYzy.
CrimeRe: Man That Broke Electronic Shop In Owerri Beaten & Stripped Unclad by assfreaky(m): 7:40pm On Jul 03, 2016
Igbos again. mbanu, am not surprised. amtaken, see ur brother inside the gutter (o boy, see rhymes wey I use o shocked shocked shocked)
FashionRe: Lady Bullied For Wearing This Short Dress To A Wedding by assfreaky(m):
ForeverYoung197:
She has a nice bod but that kind of dress should be wear in the clubs and not in the wedding. A little respect for the newly weds won't hurt that much.
Chai, ibon re. Inne grammar.

Technology MarketRe: 2016 old thread by assfreaky(m): 12:34pm On Jul 01, 2016
na joke o.

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