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Technology Market › Re: 2016 old thread by assfreaky(m): 12:33pm On Jul 01, 2016

ceejay80s:
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Romance › Re: Help, I Am In Love With... by assfreaky(op): 12:28am On Jul 01, 2016

TrapQueen77:
No. Ur still at Ur normal state of mind. Show me the ring. I wanna see how much u value urself by the karats of Ur ring. Unless u juz get the suffer-ing .

100 karate gold.

Romance › Help, I Am In Love With... by assfreaky(op): 12:20am On Jul 01, 2016

I am in love with myself.
I want to marry myself.
I have buy ring for myself.

Please, epp, am I mad huh

Romance › Re: Romancelanders, I Need Your Helps by assfreaky(op): 9:23pm On Jun 29, 2016

GIYAZZ:
For which bank?

Romance › Re: Romancelanders, I Need Your Helps by assfreaky(op): 9:21pm On Jun 29, 2016

[quote author=SANDOSKI post=47051355][/quote] angry

Romance › Re: Romancelanders, I Need Your Helps by assfreaky(op): 9:18pm On Jun 29, 2016

GIYAZZ:
Ok. Bye!

save journey.

Romance › Re: Do You Have Someone You Like On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 9:15pm On Jun 29, 2016

ikombe:
tea wey u wan drink abi

my broda, your head dey there.

Romance › Re: Do You Have Someone You Like On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 9:06pm On Jun 29, 2016

makydebbie:

fine black girl. look at your skin like early morning tea.

Romance › Re: Do You Have Someone You Like On Nairaland? by assfreaky(m): 9:01pm On Jun 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Good girl

Romance › Re: Romancelanders, I Need Your Helps by assfreaky(op): 8:50pm On Jun 29, 2016

GIYAZZ:
Goan buy black waterproof. Anu ofia!

ok, sir. I will ask from the chemist.

Romance › Re: Romancelanders, I Need Your Helps by assfreaky(op): 8:49pm On Jun 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
What an a55

pls, where can I get the a55? no one knows it.

Romance › Romancelanders, I Need Your Helps by assfreaky(op): 8:45pm On Jun 29, 2016

Good night, Romancelanders. Pls, it has come to me that a girl is in my house. It is one girl I toast 3 days ago at my pepper soup joint. Which condom should i buy that will not burst huh

I am not ready to be a father as now. And I don't want AiDs.

Debate. Tanks.

Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by assfreaky(m): 10:30am On Jun 29, 2016

@acunon, I just read about the Bush TVs. No one has any good thing to say about the TVs.

Do you have the popular brands of those screen size: 17-22 inches?

Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by assfreaky(m): 8:06am On Jun 29, 2016

acunon:
Good morning sir It's available sir A 17" LCD BUSH TV Is 15k A 19" BUSH LCD TV is 17k A 22" BUSH LCD TV is 20k All with side DVD

Bush

Are they CRT TVs?

Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by assfreaky(m): 8:45pm On Jun 28, 2016

acunon:
Good morning world, have a great day ahead!

Acunon, please, do you have 17-22 inch lcd TVs of any brand. I intend to purchase one for my wife's salon. I am looking towards middle of next month. If you have, I will like to know the price range so I can prepare towards that. Thanks.

Romance › Re: Check My Pic And And Make A Wish by assfreaky(m): 7:00am On Jun 21, 2016

Na 9 o. 50k na my wish. I no be greedy somebody.

Romance › Re: Which Contestant Has The Highest Number Of Votes So Far? by assfreaky(m): 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2016

irunooboo

Romance › Re: You Won't Believe This Guy Is Handsome. by assfreaky(m): 10:00am On Jun 20, 2016

see head like rugby ball

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Health › Re: Baby Aisha Mustapha Born With Heart Outside Her Chest Dies by assfreaky(m): 5:05pm On Jun 14, 2016

henrydadon:

the only offense that boy commited was that he was born in nigeria. noting else ..noting more

Always endeavour to read very well before posting. I don't know how you can even think that a boy would bear Aisha.

Health › Re: Baby Aisha Mustapha Born With Heart Outside Her Chest Dies by assfreaky(m): 5:01pm On Jun 14, 2016

In spite of the fact that the name of the baby was Aisha and the article used the pronoun "she" at least once, some people still think we are talking about a boy here.

Crime › Re: Phone Thief Caught In Onitsha, Stripped Naked (Photos) by assfreaky(m): 12:41am On Jun 14, 2016

I know dat Hausas hardly steal. And I know that man can't be a Yoruba. I am sure he is an israelite from Naija. Dat is why they did not burn him.

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Romance › Who Is A Successful Woman? by assfreaky(op): 9:13pm On Jun 13, 2016

A successful woman is a woman with big yansh.

See some successful women:

Crime › Re: Medical Doctor Turns Armed Robber And Car-Snatcher by assfreaky(m): 11:40am On Jun 12, 2016

Akshow:
It's yoruba again

sharap there. he was a good man until he met ifeanyi and stephen. abeg, go read the story again.

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Romance › See How My Landlord Small Wife Put Me For Trouble. by assfreaky(op): 2:21pm On Jun 09, 2016

Always pray against akoba adaba o. I just park enter the house o and I notice how our landlord's young wife is always looking at me. sometimes, she will wear only one short wrapper and be parading herself in front of my window. This morning, i still dey sleep. The shayo yesterday for zanga na one in town. I finished two crates of beer. So i come home around two in the morning and i just go and slept without closing my door. How i take get back home self na miracle because that shayo just too much. Because i no close my door, chinyere, my landlord new wife, come sneak inside my room and sit on my kinta kunte. I just wake up and before I fit shout, I don begin dey enjoy the thing. chai, come see as fresh yellow breass dey fly about. her yansh self na one in town. but my brothers and usters, as we finish one round, she say make we do doggystyle but omo, she no fit stand up. i don dey cry since morning o. and baba landlord don dey call chinyere since o. he don dey enter room one after the other. he don near my room o and i no even lock my door. shey no be die i dey like this because my landlord come even be retired soldier.

Romance › Re: She Beg Me To Drink Tramadol After Six Rounds by assfreaky(m): 7:04am On Jun 09, 2016

ritababe:
you such a kid.

Hope say you get yansh sha because ur chest too dry o huh

but if you need assistance, I am a professional in breas sucking and nipplee management. I have PhD in mammary suction and enlargement and nipplee elongation.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving, She Doesn't Give Me Attention Anymore by assfreaky(m): 9:00pm On Jun 08, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Op me I no understand dis kind of relationship.....

*to lighten up our relationship, but she cut off threaten to end our relationship...

*she keep complaining about me not making out time for us ....

*but, the worst part is that if I make out time she gives me excuses telling me that she won't stay long......

Hmmm________

Crime › Re: Fake Policeman Extorting Money In Lagos Caught (photos) by assfreaky(m): 7:33pm On Jun 08, 2016

These people again. anyway, I am not disappointed.

Romance › Re: Birthday Sex by assfreaky(m): 11:00am On Jun 07, 2016

irunooboo:
Koshi

O ya mabinu, iyawo mi. Ma se runz e lo.

Romance › Re: Birthday Sex by assfreaky(m): 10:14am On Jun 07, 2016

irunooboo:
Ori iya e ti yi. Iru e niwon sor ni? Talika buruku

Ma ma bu iya oko e mo now. Oya, ma binu. O mo pe mo nife e. Bawo ni birthday e lana. shey o ri awon runz e se dada abi owo awon mekaniki ati bricklayer lo jasi ni huh

Romance › Re: Birthday Sex by assfreaky(m): 9:19am On Jun 07, 2016

irunooboo:
It's my birthday i wish me a fun filled day and a sex filled night. Amen

A ku ojo ibi o, iyawo mi. Emi a se pupo e laye o. Se o sa bugi je lana sha huh

Romance › Re: Do You Trust That Girl You Are Dating?? My Experience Today. by assfreaky(m): 2:53pm On Jun 06, 2016

stigmond:
Guy, you know nothing about me. Okay!!! And if I said I trust my GF 100% is non of all your problem. Because you don't know what our relationship is all about. Though I don't know about your girl or any other girls out there but my own believe and opinion towards my own girl friend is 100% guaranteed. And there is different between mine believe and yours because individuality is allowed....

trust no one, my brother. na which level be that wey you dey trust woman 100% huh

even married men and women dey chyke. na so one married man died from magun last week for my area. na another man wife he dey chyke. imagine. I no say make you no love ur girlfriend 100% o. but trust, mbanu, just give her like 50% because with the way you dey go, if she cheat, na suicide be that.

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