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Romance / Re: Marvadene Anderson, Recognized As The World's Tallest Girl. by assfreaky(m): 10:52pm On May 31, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Bestie sup.... I really miss u...crycry
me too, I miss you. Do you know I have not eaten since you left?
Politics / Re: How Much Is Bag Of Rice Sold In Your Area? Drop Yours by assfreaky(m): 10:46pm On May 31, 2016
2k
Romance / Re: Marvadene Anderson, Recognized As The World's Tallest Girl. by assfreaky(m): 10:41pm On May 31, 2016
donogaga:
MARVADENE ANDERSON STANDS 6'11, AND SHE IS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD; THIS YOUNG LADY, WHO HAILS FROM JAMAICA, IS RECOGNIZED AS THE WORLD'S TALLEST GIRL.

she is almost my height. wow. my sandoski is back. welcome.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Luxembourg: International Friendly 3 - 1 (Full Time) by assfreaky(m): 6:29pm On May 31, 2016
Goooooooooal


Nice goal from Pawpaw. Me still dey watch Yobo Testimonial joor.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Luxembourg: International Friendly 3 - 1 (Full Time) by assfreaky(m): 6:22pm On May 31, 2016
Iamvictor:
Abeg which TV for Dstv go show am
Panasonic.

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Romance / Re: Should I Let Him Fornicate? by assfreaky(m): 5:48pm On May 31, 2016
sinaj:
cheesy
just imagine that girl.
Romance / Re: Ladies: Rate My Display Picture by assfreaky(m): 5:19pm On May 31, 2016
slimthugchimee:
if you want me to see tommorrow then you should know why i ran angry

she no be naija o. for their country, soldier be gentleman too.
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Flaunts His New Car As He Stuns In All Black Outfit by assfreaky(m): 5:14pm On May 31, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Fine boy
Nawa o. So if you see me now, you go call me fine boy in spite say I worwor.
Romance / Re: Should I Let Him Fornicate? by assfreaky(m): 5:07pm On May 31, 2016
mizbrown:
Good day romancelanders, I have being a visitor for months nw nd av decided to register grin

Back to d topic, I am currently in my church member's house, wnt to charge phone coz we haven't had light for some weeks now.

I overheard him calling a girl on the phone to come over that he is feeling so Hot nd is willing to pay her any amount if she comes and this guy is our youth leader in church.


I wouldn't want him to sin and have decided not to leave the room till the girl leaves sad


But I dnt know if am doing the right thing cry

nawa for you o. better leave the room and let the poor man sembenterize and roboskeshi the punny. he said he is hot and a punny is already on the way and you want to come and stop it. are you an enemy of progress. my friend, no let that man vex tear ur punny o.
Crime / Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by assfreaky(m): 7:14am On May 28, 2016
Peckygirl:






Are you for real? How on earth will you have sex with a lady you m et on the bush that same day. Dog is even better than you. Nonsence.

inemo o, ingrish o

Romance / Re: Lets Do This!! Make A Romantic Comment 4rm The Last Word Of The Poster Above You by assfreaky(m): 7:58pm On May 27, 2016
demiladegold:



face me love and let me see those beautiful eyes that sends a shiver through my spine and turns my legs to jelly

jelly + Vaseline = Vaseline jelly: best lubricant for preek. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: See What Linda Ikeji Posted And See The Epic Reply A Fan Gave Her by assfreaky(m): 6:27pm On May 27, 2016
corpse swimming in a pond.
Nairaland / General / Re: by assfreaky(m): 6:24pm On May 27, 2016
thank you, op. trolls have now taken over.
Romance / Re: Who Knows Kulboy Please??? by assfreaky(m): 5:54pm On May 27, 2016
optional1:



Thanks dear I really do appreciate.
God bless I made a mistake by choosing a wrong pesin.
Sorry if I disappointment you in anyway. Am truely sorry.
chai, inne grammar.

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Romance / Re: Check Out This Hilarious Picture Of A Female Ass. by assfreaky(m): 5:47pm On May 27, 2016
And if she package am for inside tight cloth now, you go think say you don jam better girl not knowing that na craw craw full the thing.
Romance / Re: Lets Do This!! Make A Romantic Comment 4rm The Last Word Of The Poster Above You by assfreaky(m): 4:33pm On May 27, 2016
hibiscus76:
So bored at home..thanks to the ASUU strike..
And so I came up with an idea for fun loving romance landers..critics and derailers are welcome too of course we need you to humour us..
So, this is how it goes: romantic comments are made from the last word of the last poster... it should be fun if y'all comply accordingly..
So,lets say I make a comment like "gush, I'm so bored" the next poster should say things like "boredom is fun to me cuz that's when I have the chance of completely think of you, no divided attentions"
So the next poster should use the word "attentions" in his post
Let's have fun today..

my preek is standing at attention undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Sagging Picture On Instagram Got Everybody Talking by assfreaky(m): 4:01pm On May 27, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin looks delicious to me....
everything always delicious to you undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Access Bank Refund My Money by assfreaky(m): 3:48pm On May 27, 2016
Next time when you send stuffs like this, always learn to ignore the ussd or whatever other errors. These errors most of the time do not translate to transaction failures. You will only end up making multiple transactions.

What To Do?

When next you make whatever type of transaction there is, ignore the errors and wait for a while to be sure it is really an error. For instance, when transferring money from your bank account into another using your mobile phone, you might encounter an error when in actual fact, the transfer was successful. If you are patient enough for like a minute, you will get a notification from your bank.

The essence of my long post is that errors do not necessarily mean that what you were trying to do was not successful.
Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Flaunts Her Famous Curves In Style (photos) by assfreaky(m): 1:22pm On May 27, 2016
yusaze2007:
Halima Abubakar and her curves step out looking beautiful in new photos. See photos below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/halima-abubakar-flaunts-her-famous-curves-in-style.html

cc: lalasticlala, ijebabe, missyb3

Halima step out then her curves too step out. difference between Halima and her curves
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hit Me 'hard' From Back Yesterday Night And I Was Firm by assfreaky(m): 1:12pm On May 27, 2016
Fadekebisola:

with is hand abeggi

u said he hit you from back and you were firm. that is, your toto was tight. U didn't say he hit you with hand, you said he hit you. you even put quotation mark on hard.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hit Me 'hard' From Back Yesterday Night And I Was Firm by assfreaky(m): 8:28am On May 27, 2016
Fadekebisola:

dont get what u are talking about



are you not the one that said your boyfriend hit you from the back with his preek

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hit Me 'hard' From Back Yesterday Night And I Was Firm by assfreaky(m): 8:14am On May 27, 2016
Fadekebisola:
my boyfriend hit me so hard at by back yesterday night when we had little problem....i visited him and was leaving his house late,so instead of dropping me off he decided to give me transport fare which i objected and we had little convo and he hit me from the back and i knocked him....
he later dropped me off.

doggy style. I sabi am. hope your yansh is big that is the only way your boyfriend go fit enjoy am.
Romance / Re: Is It Weird I'm Crushing On My Guy's Chick And I Wanna Make A Move by assfreaky(m): 10:28pm On May 26, 2016
deskhal:
I hate when this happens, but I can't control my feelings. Guys or girls who have been in similar situations. Tell me what to do.

Emeka, hope this is not you! If na you, take time O. I been dey see how you dey eye my Nkechi this afternoon for zanga. Now you come Nairaland dey seek advice. Anyway, you know me no be today. Take time.

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Education / Re: Picture Of Proposed Titanic Senate Building In OAU by assfreaky(m): 9:25am On May 26, 2016
My future office. When I become VC of OAU, education there will be free. My wife, Sandoski, and I will be much appreciated.
Celebrities / Re: Ghanians Believe Am Just A Face That Lacks Talent -- Actress Juliet Ibrahim by assfreaky(m): 8:47am On May 26, 2016
she can't act shi1t.
Romance / Re: South African Man Claims To Have Slept With Over 100 Of His Twitter Followers by assfreaky(m): 7:25am On May 26, 2016
You people are still fighting here undecided nawa o.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Vs Buhari: Who Would You Vote For In 2019? by assfreaky(m): 7:14am On May 26, 2016
Abeymills:
I love gudluck no homo n if he can come out n contest I will vote 4him his worst is better than dis clueless illiterate confusionist president bubuhari but am sure he will never contest because of hate d north has 4dis kind hearted man

What did Goodluck do with the proceeds from oil when the price of oil rose They were sharing billions and forgetting that we had to start using the money to diversify our economy and stop depending on oil. Let me tell you, if Goodluck were still president, Nigeria will not be any better. He had his chances to at least save for raining days but he didn't. Instead he allowed ATM Dasuki to share our billions among thieves. Now, Nigerians are suffering because the price of oil crashed. And instead of sympathizing with Buhari who is also a victim, you are sympathizing with Goodluck who failed to plan for our future when things were good. Shio.

I love Sandoski.
Literature / Re: What's Your Favorite Novel Of All Time? by assfreaky(m): 6:54am On May 26, 2016
Sandoski by AS Freaky.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by assfreaky(m): 8:35pm On May 25, 2016
donkizzydaboss:
this sandoki get fans o
brother, I love her. she is the only person that can cure my craze.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Romancelander and for what reason?? by assfreaky(m): 6:59pm On May 25, 2016
sandoski, my sweet potato and fantasticulated tomato.
Romance / Re: Omg!!!! My Nairaland Crush Is An IMPERSONATOR.. by assfreaky(m): 9:13pm On May 23, 2016
calliope:
Nah I won't get banned, even if it happens, it would be worth it smiley
gay alert!! Too many gay here. Okada, oya, take me away from here.

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