₦airaland Forum

SANDOSKI:
Bestie sup.... I really miss u...

me too, I miss you. Do you know I have not eaten since you left?

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donogaga:
MARVADENE ANDERSON STANDS 6'11, AND SHE IS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD; THIS YOUNG LADY, WHO HAILS FROM JAMAICA, IS RECOGNIZED AS THE WORLD'S TALLEST GIRL.

she is almost my height. wow. my sandoski is back. welcome.

Goooooooooal


Nice goal from Pawpaw. Me still dey watch Yobo Testimonial joor.

Iamvictor:
Abeg which TV for Dstv go show am

Panasonic.

sinaj:

just imagine that girl.

slimthugchimee:
if you want me to see tommorrow then you should know why i ran

she no be naija o. for their country, soldier be gentleman too.

Adaure4ever:
Fine boy

Nawa o. So if you see me now, you go call me fine boy in spite say I worwor.

mizbrown:
Good day romancelanders, I have being a visitor for months nw nd av decided to register

Back to d topic, I am currently in my church member's house, wnt to charge phone coz we haven't had light for some weeks now.

I overheard him calling a girl on the phone to come over that he is feeling so Hot nd is willing to pay her any amount if she comes and this guy is our youth leader in church.


I wouldn't want him to sin and have decided not to leave the room till the girl leaves


But I dnt know if am doing the right thing

nawa for you o. better leave the room and let the poor man sembenterize and roboskeshi the punny. he said he is hot and a punny is already on the way and you want to come and stop it. are you an enemy of progress. my friend, no let that man vex tear ur punny o.

Peckygirl:
Are you for real? How on earth will you have sex with a lady you m et on the bush that same day. Dog is even better than you. Nonsence.

inemo o, ingrish o

demiladegold:
face me love and let me see those beautiful eyes that sends a shiver through my spine and turns my legs to jelly

jelly + Vaseline = Vaseline jelly: best lubricant for preek.

corpse swimming in a pond.

thank you, op. trolls have now taken over.

optional1:
Thanks dear I really do appreciate.
God bless I made a mistake by choosing a wrong pesin.
Sorry if I disappointment you in anyway. Am truely sorry.

chai, inne grammar.

And if she package am for inside tight cloth now, you go think say you don jam better girl not knowing that na craw craw full the thing.

hibiscus76:
So bored at home..thanks to the ASUU strike..
And so I came up with an idea for fun loving romance landers..critics and derailers are welcome too of course we need you to humour us..
So, this is how it goes: romantic comments are made from the last word of the last poster... it should be fun if y'all comply accordingly..
So,lets say I make a comment like "gush, I'm so bored" the next poster should say things like "boredom is fun to me cuz that's when I have the chance of completely think of you, no divided attentions"
So the next poster should use the word "attentions" in his post
Let's have fun today..

my preek is standing at attention

KashyBaby:
looks delicious to me....

everything always delicious to you

Next time when you send stuffs like this, always learn to ignore the ussd or whatever other errors. These errors most of the time do not translate to transaction failures. You will only end up making multiple transactions.

What To Do?

When next you make whatever type of transaction there is, ignore the errors and wait for a while to be sure it is really an error. For instance, when transferring money from your bank account into another using your mobile phone, you might encounter an error when in actual fact, the transfer was successful. If you are patient enough for like a minute, you will get a notification from your bank.

The essence of my long post is that errors do not necessarily mean that what you were trying to do was not successful.

yusaze2007:
Halima Abubakar and her curves step out looking beautiful in new photos. See photos below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/halima-abubakar-flaunts-her-famous-curves-in-style.html

cc: lalasticlala, ijebabe, missyb3

Halima step out then her curves too step out. difference between Halima and her curves

Fadekebisola:
with is hand abeggi

u said he hit you from back and you were firm. that is, your toto was tight. U didn't say he hit you with hand, you said he hit you. you even put quotation mark on hard.

Fadekebisola:
dont get what u are talking about

are you not the one that said your boyfriend hit you from the back with his preek

Fadekebisola:
my boyfriend hit me so hard at by back yesterday night when we had little problem....i visited him and was leaving his house late,so instead of dropping me off he decided to give me transport fare which i objected and we had little convo and he hit me from the back and i knocked him....
he later dropped me off.

doggy style. I sabi am. hope your yansh is big that is the only way your boyfriend go fit enjoy am.

deskhal:
I hate when this happens, but I can't control my feelings. Guys or girls who have been in similar situations. Tell me what to do.

Emeka, hope this is not you! If na you, take time O. I been dey see how you dey eye my Nkechi this afternoon for zanga. Now you come Nairaland dey seek advice. Anyway, you know me no be today. Take time.

My future office. When I become VC of OAU, education there will be free. My wife, Sandoski, and I will be much appreciated.

she can't act shi1t.

You people are still fighting here nawa o.

Abeymills:
I love gudluck no homo n if he can come out n contest I will vote 4him his worst is better than dis clueless illiterate confusionist president bubuhari but am sure he will never contest because of hate d north has 4dis kind hearted man

What did Goodluck do with the proceeds from oil when the price of oil rose They were sharing billions and forgetting that we had to start using the money to diversify our economy and stop depending on oil. Let me tell you, if Goodluck were still president, Nigeria will not be any better. He had his chances to at least save for raining days but he didn't. Instead he allowed ATM Dasuki to share our billions among thieves. Now, Nigerians are suffering because the price of oil crashed. And instead of sympathizing with Buhari who is also a victim, you are sympathizing with Goodluck who failed to plan for our future when things were good. Shio.

I love Sandoski.

donkizzydaboss:
this sandoki get fans o

brother, I love her. she is the only person that can cure my craze.

sandoski, my sweet potato and fantasticulated tomato.

calliope:
Nah I won't get banned, even if it happens, it would be worth it

gay alert!! Too many gay here. Okada, oya, take me away from here.