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Romance / Re: Omg!!!! My Nairaland Crush Is An IMPERSONATOR.. by assfreaky(m): 8:32pm On May 23, 2016
Laveda:


undecided where?
calling fellow girl honey and sharing kiss undecided
Crime / Re: Man Beats Teenager To Death In Oyo Over Attempted Defilement Of Daughter (pic) by assfreaky(m): 7:34pm On May 23, 2016
Krisan234:
A good example of what i'ld do to any poor guy i see disturbing my only sis, #be_warned, i didn't touch ur own sis.

no be person sister you go touch Abi na from heaven your wife go fall
Romance / Re: Omg!!!! My Nairaland Crush Is An IMPERSONATOR.. by assfreaky(m): 7:23pm On May 23, 2016
Laveda:
embarassed
Thanks hun kiss
gay alert!!

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Romance / Re: Omg!!!! My Nairaland Crush Is An IMPERSONATOR.. by assfreaky(m): 7:22pm On May 23, 2016
ellacute45:
recently read and started following your diary kiss kiss

gay alert!!

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Romance / Re: Omg!!!! My Nairaland Crush Is An IMPERSONATOR.. by assfreaky(m): 7:20pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
Enshi.I've tried as much as possible to be nice.Since it's not working...I'd like you to get it into ur skull that my account is not"fake". I did not "open up to you" . And females use the word"gay" too.I think you are a very silly person for tryin too hard defame my character and make me look bad.You have been following me for a while you said.Yet you are so blind to read the writing on the wall .What is wrong with you?! Can't you find something better to do than to pester gay girls online with ridiculous threads?

Oya, kneel down and raise that your ikebe. I must fvck u today. nonsense. how can a woman be loving another woman. today, u must taste koboko.

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Romance / Re: I Am Crushing On Fynestboi by assfreaky(m): 2:34pm On May 23, 2016
mumu crushing on mumu. nawa for all these mumus o. mumu everywhere you go.
Fashion / Re: . by assfreaky(m): 2:26pm On May 23, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Lol..... Abeg for my sake make Una pity am... Oya make I go meet Uncle Ogechi explain dey matter to am.....




issokay. we go give him anoda chance. but he mess up again, na kirikiri straight.
Romance / Re: To The Ladies Like Me Who Receive loads Of PMs by assfreaky(m): 2:19pm On May 23, 2016
see all these mumus feeling terrific because say fellow mumus dey send dem pm. DAT is why I like my new gf. she from Asia. she no dey form like all these ones. shio. nonsense. okada, carry me comot from here before I break bottle for person pikin head.

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Fashion / Re: . by assfreaky(m): 8:10am On May 23, 2016
SANDOSKI:



gringringrin


Abeg pity Francis... No go report am, na him time to shine.....gringrin

no be small money uncle ogechi don lose because this Francis dey take clothes dey pose inside am instead of make him take them go sell for market. as I show uncle ogechi this pinshures, na so the poor man faint. francis don suppose sell those shoes since last year but na so so pose for pinshures he dey use them do. How will uncle ogechi make money As I dey type this post, I dey go market go buy koboko. na today we go beat that spirit comot for Francis' body.

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Fashion / Re: . by assfreaky(m): 7:47am On May 23, 2016
PunkyV:
Yummy what? Those tight pants of yours must be cutting circulation to the brain if you think this is what "yummy" looks like grin And besides, why hasnt your style evolved? To me it looks like you're still wearing the same clothes from last year. Your "swag" is the same pic after pic...YAWN.

Chisos shocked
Fashion / Re: . by assfreaky(m): 7:44am On May 23, 2016
Francis95:
Yummy Yummy cool

Francis Ogbeide, why na? Na cloth your uncle say make you go sell for under bridge na the same cloth you come wear dey snap useless pinshures all over everywhere. I go report you to uncle Ogechi!

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Romance / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland (pixs) by assfreaky(m): 7:27am On May 23, 2016
uupgrade:
lol really? maybe not but none can compete either, check it out guys.

Ikemefuna, how many times I call you? no be bricklayer job you dey go do for that place (Oga Titus new house) you come dey snap pinshure all over the place. and Chinemerem wey dey snap you, I go report una for Mr. Chimezie wey employ una.
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Training With Emmanuel Emenike (photos) by assfreaky(m): 7:52pm On May 22, 2016
notoriousbabe:
no be preek carry us come dis World

na preek true true. but obo join too.
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Training With Emmanuel Emenike (photos) by assfreaky(m): 7:06pm On May 22, 2016
notoriousbabe:
I always imagine how him preek go be

u and preek
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: You Want The Bleep Of Your Life? (ladies Only) by assfreaky(m): 4:13pm On May 22, 2016
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Romance / Re: OPINION!! Your Salary Is N2million Per Month, How Much Can You Give Your Wife? by assfreaky(m): 3:57pm On May 21, 2016
SANDOSKI:


gringrin
I love you. can we be friendship
Romance / Re: OPINION!! Your Salary Is N2million Per Month, How Much Can You Give Your Wife? by assfreaky(m): 3:05pm On May 21, 2016
Sandoski.
Crime / Re: Student Beaten To Death By Police In Benue (Photo) by assfreaky(m): 8:55pm On May 20, 2016
99% nigerian policemen are hired killers.
Romance / Re: Where Does This married couple Buy Fuel From? by assfreaky(m): 7:01pm On May 19, 2016
sinaj:

Which wedding undecided


Dnt be decieved! Smellymouth is married sad



Stay away from my hubby!

Else I will av u beaten up angry
employ me. I know how to fvck beat huband snatchers.
Romance / Re: How To Spot Sex Starved Guys In Public Places by assfreaky(m): 6:57pm On May 19, 2016
dis Op sabi something! yeah, dat gallop own dey sweet. I knack yansh no be small. big, small, medium, iya shukura heavyweight type. I miss molue chai! I rememba one girl like that. make I no talk again.
Politics / Re: Photo Of Obasanjo Accepting The Surrender Of Biafra In 1970 by assfreaky(m): 11:06am On May 16, 2016
Rapmaestro:
Smh to all y'all who going at each other.. What happened in Sudan should serve as an important lesson.. Many will die but Nigeria will still stand and guess what Many of ur leaders will eat together to laugh at an entertainment u give em

don't mind those Igbos.

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Romance / Re: Top 3 Nairaland Babes With The Sexiest Lips Ever! See Pics by assfreaky(m): 6:20pm On May 14, 2016
StubbornGoat:
How una take dey know babe wey fit suck?

naija babes no dey fit suck something. shakara too much. na oyinbo dey sabi suck!
Romance / Re: Top 3 Nairaland Babes With The Sexiest Lips Ever! See Pics by assfreaky(m): 6:15pm On May 14, 2016
StubbornGoat:
Well, One of them looks like she's got the talent. Judging from the shape of her lips grin grin

wish one fit suck no one fit suck anything for dat list
Romance / Re: Top 3 Nairaland Babes With The Sexiest Lips Ever! See Pics by assfreaky(m): 6:13pm On May 14, 2016
hresso:

I'm sure one of them can smell something. Naija gals can't suck..
make I dey waka dey go then. waste of lips
Romance / Re: Top 3 Nairaland Babes With The Sexiest Lips Ever! See Pics by assfreaky(m): 6:03pm On May 14, 2016
StubbornGoat:
I have spent the last 3 days checking out all nairalander's dp and after days of rigorous and extensive research, I was able to shortlist the top 3 babes with the sexiest lips. Lips any man would die to kiss! Oya let's go


3. Onstelly. She's got the lips of an angel. Lips looks so sweet it makes me wanna cry. embarassed

www.nairaland.com/onstelly


2. Sinaj: Lips so hot, lips so plump, lips so pretty looking at them has made it realize how hard it would be for me to be faithful with my babe. Sinaj lips is making my head go gaga.......

www.nairaland.com/sinaj


1. Ivyy. Not only does she have the sexiest eyes I have ever seen on a woman ever, she has also got the sexiest lips I have seen,.....errrrrr except maybe Angelina Jolie. undecided Staring at those lips keeps me wondering and I sure it will keep you readers wondering too - What could ever taste more sweeter than those lips? embarassed embarassed

www.nairaland.com/ivyy


can they suck something
Romance / Re: It's Official! Evegran Is The Most Beautiful Woman On NL. by assfreaky(m): 5:57pm On May 14, 2016
hresso:

She is still a kid. 16 years or so. undecided
Come back after 5 years.
no wonder. then she is a girl!
Romance / Re: It's Official! Evegran Is The Most Beautiful Woman On NL. by assfreaky(m): 5:52pm On May 14, 2016
hresso:


She is straight like number1.
You can have her undecided

no yansh, no breest, so why is she a lady bros, I will keep searching. tank you!

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