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 Nairaland General › So Far, What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Heard This Year? by astronautog(op): 6:37pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Sum1 once told me Ibadan is d largest country in Africa.!! Share yours |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 6:13pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Akposy: I hate bars and club right from time!!!!! I dnt lyk d taste of dose drinks sef...... Tank God 4 ma lyfu don like taste of drinks  hmm na wa o noreason am o because matric day u must to like taste of mud water o bcus na ritual 4 delsu |
| Jokes Etc › 9ja English{front Page Material} by astronautog(op): 6:07pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
MADE IN 9ja ENGLISH. *Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. *I wan ENTER Motor *U dey hear d smell? *shey u dey catch cold *Abeg leave me alone *i carry God take beg u ooo *have mummy Go *why are u lying on ma head *is uncle dat beat mε *is mε dat wil do first *have the food done? *ABI you are not hungry? *as I refused he NA slap me »Street slang« Na wa to you o mata don cast See as you soft You wan colonize me abi?? 9ja I hail thee{proudly 9ja} #astro |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wale's Nigerian family by astronautog(m): 3:29pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
So u b 9ja fully blood na em u go colonise 4 yankee!!more punchlines to ur rap arsenal |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saka Rejects Ministerial Position by astronautog(m): 3:21pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
This guy has gone "ay" |
| Computers › Re: PC Turning Off When It's Hot. HELP. by astronautog(m): 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Go buy laptop jare carry gas cooker dey complain 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Yahoo Boy Part 2 By Astronautog by astronautog(op): 2:42pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Days rolled into weeks and I was begining to feel very uneasy!!I had to break out from this mental hospital!! I soon got close to some patients and we became friends,I made sure I singled out those who to me where mentally ok!! I drafted out a plan and explained to my friends pointing out our escape route which was to be through the gate at night our plan was to tire up the gateman!! ............. The day came for our escape we escaped from the ward and headed straight to the gate! We where three in number so I suggested for them to go and tie up the gate man while I stay back to sound alarm incase of any problem!! They agreed in less than a minute they where back!!! "Ha una don tire am now now"I asked "Ogbeni make we go back inside jare our plan don fail the gate they wide open we no see the gateman"one of them said I looked at him and shook my head "kia this one is strong"I said to myself They all walked back inside while I walked out happy to be free once more!!! "Hey catch am catch am"I could hear some one screaming I looked and saw two men running towards me "Catch that mad man"they screamed "I no dey mad ooooo"I screamed why running as fast as my legs could take me I remebered I was still putting on uselu's patients cloth!! After chasing me for 5 minutes they gave up!! I ran to an uncompleted building and lay down,the night was cool so I soon fell asleep! Waking up I noticed I was tied hands and leg!!! "I no dey mad ooo"I screamed "Shut up baba say na mad man e want"a voiced replied "Baba abeg o I normal oooo"I insisted"'Kia emeka we really see beta one baba go happy"I heared ..................................... |
| Politics › Re: Osundefender & TheHeraldNG Copied My Story From Nairaland by astronautog(m): 1:56pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Op pls "go and die" |
| Nairaland General › Re: Foolish Mods by astronautog(m): 1:47pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Seun: Are you 100% sure that you didn't break any rule in the process of disagreing with him, for example, rule 2?na wa to you o baba seun which 1 be process I understand you are suppose to defend them but at times you need to show them who's boss!!!the rule 2 you are refering to the mod even broke it himself by threatening me!!!yes !!!some mods deserve to be cautioned!!seriously sir |
| Nairaland General › Re: Foolish Mods by astronautog(m): 12:46pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Seun: You were banned for spam and fraud by two.different moderators. Are both of them accusing you falsely?baba seun It would be great if some mods are reshuffled because some behave like they are God imagine a mod threatening to ban me because he raised a point and I disagreed!!! 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 9:28am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Akposy: Wetin be ur hostel name? Dem dey on gen? E big?bro no stand by gen o the hostel gen na to pump water 4 space e dey we dey play ball every saturday 4 d hostel |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 8:21am On Dec 03, 2013 |
if u nid accomodation self con 4 my hostel near mama k thats campus 3 smal gate goes 4 70k up let me no OR call me #team delsu |
| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 11:11pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
wks after my admission deliverance, i neva sti do acceptance, but who cares i no b aspirant just waitin on my parents who said i shud b patient |
| Nairaland General › Re: Foolish Mods by astronautog(m): 6:01pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Danhumprey: https://www.nairaland.com/1538501/strike-notice-boyfriends-association-nigeria#19917114that can make fp its just a joke pls oga seun lets have a quality fp am tired of seeing ish on secx |
| Travel › Re: If You Found Someone Breaking The Law In or Out Of Nigeria? :What Would You Do? by astronautog(m): 3:09pm On Dec 02, 2013*. Modified: 3:30pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
AS a warri boy i go weyley the person once the person drop something for the boys he is free to go,no tym no b me holy pass |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Donates N2m To 'Go And Die' Widow by astronautog(m): 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Oshiooooooo,oshioooooo!!!how many times I call you you can't fool us take your 2 million and "go and die"!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Foolish Mods by astronautog(m): 2:48pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Seun: Can you give me a list of threads that merit the front page? ANd can you point out a list of threads on the front that don't merit it? Thanks.chai oga seun see work wey u give me!!make me a mod and I would spot out classic and quality post not stories like Picture Of A Masquerade With A Pretty Young Lady Or "She'll Bleep Me If I Introduce Her To My Mum As My Fiancee! That's totally nonesense the latter should never make frontpage 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Add Your Photo To Your Nairaland Profile And Win Recharge Cards! by astronautog(m): 2:39pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Op I would like to refer you here www.nairaland.com/1513447/nairaland-psychiatric-hospital |
| Romance › Re: Am I Naive, In Love Or Outrightly Stupid? by astronautog(m): 2:23pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
Booty butt chic: [color=#FF0000]it must nt pass me by[b]TWENTYONETED[/b][/color]TWENTYTWOTED!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Foolish Mods by astronautog(m): 1:58pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
donphilopus: Hahhabro nothing like chief here who f-up must collect!!!one day bush meat to catch the hunter!!seun try I do something about fp I created a thread on 5 rules to survive in warri I was surprised it made fp sincerely it didn't merit it!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: I Got 7,500 Naira Airtime Bonus From Etisalat by astronautog(m): 1:49pm On Dec 02, 2013 |
What you are suppose to do is check ur balance and attempt to use it to call not rushing to nairaland!!!! |
| Literature › Re: Rise And Fall Of Warri 2pac»street Life« by astronautog(op): 11:52am On Dec 02, 2013 |
yeah back from a month ban...... story continues....... |
| Travel › Re: 5 Rules To Survive In Warri by astronautog(op): 3:55pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
MAKE UNA NO VEX ME SELF SUPRISE AS E MAKE FP,THATS 2 TIMES IN 3 DAYS AM HITING FP YOU KNOW SAY WARRI NO DEY CARRY LAST KPATAKPATA NA DRAW! I REP JAKPA JUNCTION DOWN TO PTI!SOFT WARRI BOY-ASTRO AKA YBNS CEO |
| Food › Re: Which Is Your Bad Kitchen Habit by astronautog(m): 1:51pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
MY OWN NA IF I FRY DODO I GO CHOP AM FINISH B4 E CUM DOWN 4RM FIRE 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: If You Were Asked To Preach In Your Church, What Will Be Your Message? by astronautog(m): 11:17am On Dec 01, 2013 |
4 me I would take the mic look at the congregation and say "testing mic 1,2"!!den start my message "end time" |
| Webmasters › Re: 5 Things We Hate About Microsoft Windows by astronautog(m): 11:12am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Rubbish topic fp keep on feeding us with trash 3 Likes |
| Fashion › Re: Student Faces Expulsion Over Natural Hair by astronautog(m): 10:43am On Dec 01, 2013 |
big-t:and u should be banned till 3030 4 quoting him 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Student Faces Expulsion Over Natural Hair by astronautog(m): 10:37am On Dec 01, 2013 |
How that 1 dey concern agbero or ASUU strike??if sshe like carry briaza 4 head call am brazilan hair na 4 her pocket 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Nairaland Ban Thread!!!report Yours Here•no Insults• by astronautog(op): 10:28am On Dec 01, 2013 |
I have been seeing many nairalanders complaining and opening up different threads on nairaland on bans so I have decided to open this thread for all to report here,you can paste screen shots,pls no insults to mods or seun here!!! As for me am currently serving my time and once its up I plan on getting barned again!!!because I plan on winning the award of first nairalander to get banned on every section!!but am current facing competition from the likes of mr olodo and co!
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| Education › Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by astronautog(m): 7:41am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Please oh be very careful about how you go about accomodation oooo!!!!boys eyes dey shook oo especially as ASUU go strike dem need money bad bad!!!use your head o look very well don't be deceived by their format!!I remain your loyal astro Happy new month hope to see you in abk |
