₦airaland Forum

catwalq:
I just wonder how people just decide to end their lives at will, when there is food to be eaten ( however sparse), comedy to be watched,glorious alcohol to be consumed,playful fights to be engaged in with my siblings and beautiful memories to be captured on my cheap android phone.

I can never understand why...

So you espouse the beauty of life and someone somewhere thinks your only usefulness on life is being a good wife. This is why people commit suicide...not being able to have better.

Neoteny:
Idiot pigs

This is absolutely normal

Have you ever seen Steve Jobs demoing an Apple product during his famous keynotes?

Well guess what? He's reading step by step from flashcards. You mean Steve couldn't operate an iPhone or Mac?

You also think Obama, with his famous eloquence, is ad libbing? Nope. He gotta teleprompter.

These are protocol designed to keep timing and prevent any gaffes.

President's movements and body languages are well choreographed and regulated.

Right. A Five year old would say that rubbish string of words ten times over and press that button without having it printed in front of him. A five year old would perform better than your useless old man.Also you are pretty idiotîc for comparing Great men to your beloved cow brained dullard.

Sirjamo:
You flat headers and other fulish wailers should form an association and build your headquarters in Okija, invite Davido to sing for you while you wail like babies.

NEXT LEVEL is a sure thing whether you like it or not

After next week Saturday and Buhari is declared winner, you can chose the following options

lagoon
poison
raw acid to quench your taste
Jump in front of a moving train
use a rope
Hug a 33kva transformer.....

Foolish.... Thirst.

People have to be reminded of why Buhari must go.

Goldenventures:
Lovely pics. Though the bush behind her looks like she is in Calabar

You can now save up to 75%on your flight and hotel tickets worldwide. Dont get at $700 what people buy at $400 Check my signature.

Abeg American bush fine . Lol

okay. Nek we dey watch

alBHAGDADI:
Who has ever been born mad?

Some people are born with various degrees of mental incapacitations. The problem is that Nigerians refer to everything as MADNESS which is wrong. Go and study pls.

Tetehjewels:
PDP has failed.

God will keep you sir. We will all arrive at the next level

PDP is also the cause of your mental retardation.

If they cannot maintain an ordinary helicopter for the VC to go about in what makes you think they can manage a country?. Anyway all the curses from suffering Nigerians is enough to cause the crash sef.

Moscowi:
Ode who will watch BBN if you dere

Bros. I tek God beg you. Stop spamming threads with this picture.We all know what gorrilas and chimpanzees look like.

Hidemyface:
Congratulations on a happy marriage. Would like to have such a relationship but man, the age diff is much cos I'm well above 30 and she is just entering 18 but you won't know cos of the mature body. They're five GIRLS in that family though I fancy her more but I have been avoiding all of them but it's like they are just being persistent cos they know I don't have a woman and hardly bring any home.

Christ. Guy stay away from the girl. You are above 30? pls be responsible and go for ladies close to your age. How would you feel if you had a sister or daughter that age being sexually open to a 30plus yr old man?! Pls ignore the girl.

Smelly illiterate headslamming bloodthirsty mallams.

Cows.Anyway they will lose some weight after all the unnecessary waiting.

Okoroawusa:
Are u through?


Now take a deep breath....in!....out!!



Now that u r okay....For your life never call your country a shithole.Abi ur family, friends girlfriend, wife,pastor, boss,children no dey Nigeria? Dem be shit?


Last warning...

.

You are saying all this thrash cause you are stuck in that hellhole.The advancement in "Ordinary Ghana" alone will make you hate your life in naija. Nigeria is a cesspool believe it or not.

Says the direct decendant of a gorrila...

Excellent.Most politicians in this country need this. Sense resetting beating.

post=75311644:
Benue/Anambra?!
Get your facts TOGETHER OP!

What a sad incident!

The victims are from Anambra and happened to work in Benue. Go and get glasses.

CAPSLOCKED:
MANY WOMEN DON'T EVEN WANT PATRIARCHY TO END. THEY CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY BEING RESPONSIBLE AND IN THE FOREFRONT OF THINGS. THEY DON'T WANT TO LEAD, THEY JUST WANT TO FOLLOW, BE CATERED FOR, GET SOLD OFF IN THE NAME OF DOWRY PAYMENT, AND BEAR DOZENS OF CHILDREN. THIS LIFE IS THE DAILY DREAM AND PRAYERS OF THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN WOMAN.
ONLY A FEW EXCEPTIONS EXISTS. ONLY A TINY LITTLE FEW.

May your Capslocked button never malfunction!

God forbid. The best thing for Nigeria is removal of the North. If Dem like dey can go and join they backward Bros in Niger and Chad. Head slamming Terrorists.

Kagawa10:
What a shambles! No initiatives from Pdp at the town hall me except to make dumb metaphor and derail everywhere with their lack of decorum to the extent the moderator had to keep getting them back on track. I'm sure the developed countries would all think Nigerians are dumb unorganised people.

What has VAR got to do to a question on having a poor reference from your previous employer? What a deluded joker. I just dey shame to be a Nigerian throughout the shambles last night.

No way would we allow two unorganised dullards get into a position 1 and 2 in this country. Pdp, neva again.

Blah blah blah. Shut up and park well.

lexy2014:
I can relate with this. A Nigerian had 2 relocate back 2 Nigeria when he witnessed a child younger than 10years said she needed a sex change. Though d parents who are swedes disagreed, it was enforced by d state

Story...

kikuyu1:
If you can't or won't understand the free info we Kenyans have dropped here then..

Kenya is a shîthole.Period.

Criis:
If this hits FP, I'm finally deactivating my Nairaland account.

Oya deactivate. Lol. NL is truly gone to shît this days.

tylann:
If your country is a shithole not every country is a shithole

Kenya is a shîîîîthole.

tylann:
No i will not deal with it

Yes cause you know it's a shîthole.

tylann:
Don't mention Kenya and Nigeria on the same line
We beat that world poverty capital in every development index

Kenya is a shîthole. Deal with it.

Comments on this thread be like rats fighting for scrap. What exactly will any arguing change in real life? Nigeria and Kenya are both shîtholes that have a long way to go in terms of development and growth. If only you guys would see how far behind Nig and Kenya and stop your ridiculous online twaddle.

ifyan:
Congratulations girl

She discovered her talent and utilized for good not always the norm associated with females.

Most women are not as talentless and useless like the ones related to you.

Bloooody:
This is what 16 years of PDP miss rule has done but give buhari a second term and this will be a thing of the past.. SAI BABA
BUHADI 4+4
we have rejected Atiku

Bloooody terrorist.

Shey if they kill him now and cut of his restless joystick, you people will complain. Abeg women should stop tolerating nonsense.