₦airaland Forum

jayfolarin:
You are a liar and should be ashamed of yourself. No Nigerian policeman will put a 10 year old in cuffs or shoot a child. Nigeria has her faults but lack of humanity is not one of those!!!

YOU ARE A TROLL and not a Nigerian!

This is ironic. You sure say you dey Naija? NPF officers have shot kids, They arrest kids frequently,They rape kids.If ur saying that you are not aware of what our fellow Nigerians are capable of,then you need to come out of your coma fast fast. Na only rich people pikin /spoiled brats that talk the way u do. Blind and ignorant to reality.

Sanchez01:
If this had happened in Nigeria, so many would have said 'in saner climes'. Well, this is happening in saner climes. Funny!

The whole world is sick as it is.

What A ten year old in cuffs and you're concerned about the respect? That alone defies humanity. As crazy as the Nigerian Police Force is, they won't cuff a ten-year old. At best, he'd be taken to the station. But in cuffs, hell no!

Lol. How can NPF cuff a kid when they don't even have cuffs?. Na bundle the pikin put for truck with beatings and insult.

Tor. Prison in America better than suffering in Nigeria.

Surveying his handiwork.

Mariangeles:
Jesus Christ never did this !
Stop lying and twisting the truth !

Jesus washed and kissed his disciples feet.

United States of Hate. USH. Federal Republic of Suffering. Jungle-Ria.

Wow.Nairaland is beyond degraded.

Kingpee2:
Women have their own disgusting sides too,I believe %80 percent of married couples are loving someone who is notloving them in return .....

Heed your siggy and don't assume .

Nairaland.breeding human waste since 2012

Ask your family members to pray for una. Wicked somebodys.

Gaspardd:
Nope she's a glutton.

WTF? Can you say to her face? It's like you're a two faced kind of person. You are thrashing her now abi? Cos she paid her bills wahala.If she had eaten down the restaurant and wanted you pay wetin u for come tell us here. U don't deserve better thing abeg .What type of yeye egotistical droll are you? Stupid fûckboy .You think every lady out there is the " buns and coke" kind you managed to lay in school? This is the real world, tons of women are independent.Stupid cow. Your comments just expose you.

fk001:
Biafra will be the next south Sudan if we go our separate ways.




An average Igbo Man is selfish, power hungry (but they will do as if power no dey hungry dem), tribalist, religion fanatic, jealous, wicked, greedy, Narcissist e.t.c



So tell me how will they live in peace when they secede?

Why is daddy Buhashît not allowing them to secede first? Why not leave them to go and become the next Sudan as u have for seen? Why una still hold them here?

Neoteny:
Here's another irony for ya:

I don't normally install screen protectors on my phones as i find them ugly.

I drove into town on Saturday and some hustler convinced me to get one. I gave him the phone to do it, and went to the ATM.

Came back 15 mins later to find him distraught: apparently while rushing back to his shop to install the screen protector he mistakenly dropped my phone and cracked the display.

Lolz. This is good. Sorry Sha.

Damn! The irony here is delicious...

MetaPhysical:
See how you quickly denied being Igbo.

Its ok, I understand, nobody is proud of being called Igbo. Its viewed as a stain!

U don't know anything jare.Had to make it clear before you go begin masturbate thinking you're "hurting an Ipob's feelings."

Oshigun:
What are you talking about? Yoruba men are good looking. Just ask Nigerian women who put them as numero uno in Nigeria. Bianca was busy moaning when Femi dey tune her engine and you are here talking nonsense. Yoruba women too na omoge. You are just jealous because Igbo women don soji for Ade . That is my name . Ade Londoner. Fine gals daddy . If I catch your sister it is all over .

My bro! Forget, Una pack the entire ugly wey God distribute for the whole of Africa. So una dey try sha. Catch ke? .We dey kill rapists for my side Bros... that na if you lucky say she no mistake you for something wey need serious stoning first.

MetaPhysical:
Really
Would you like to see hairy faced women, with beards, and tufts of hair on their breasts and nippl3s?

You guys love firing a .45 into those stubby toes.

Ha ha. I only asked questions, u con use style dey vex. I'm not even Igbo , but everyone knows that they have the best looking ladies. Na Dem be d original tomato Jos. The hair thing is natural. Na Lizard Dem be?.At least it can be gotten rid of if necessary. Fûgliness on the other hand ...dear Lord.Even with the bleaching creams y'all are known for.(Your men kukuma join dey bleach).The ugly just stays. Every guy would choose a Bombshell with the occasional hair growth over a chimp in human skin dontcha think?.

Name checkers don quiet naw. because no be Igbo. Na grammar and 'Nigerians' Una dey talk now bah? Una no get sense. Rubbish. Na tribalism go Kill una Sha.

Oshigun:
Bruv, this is the truth. Igbo men cannot accept it because their brainwashed parents, unable to move on from the civil war, have imbibed in them a natural culture of hating the Yorubas . They are groomed from the womb to think they are superior to all other but the sad truth is that when shite gets real then people on the ground, dealing with the reality of Naija life, get real and don't play games.

Lagos Ladies, for example, whether Yoruba, Igbo or Urhobo, are very cosmopolitan. For them it is not about Femi marrying Kemi or Ikenna marrying Obianuju. It is about good, accepting and tolerant in-laws. It is about a man secure enough in himself to let you thrive as a woman and not feel threatened by moves she makes to better herself. It is about picking a balanced partner who is not brought up on a 'money above everything else' culture he becomes a slave to dollar to the extent he is boring and the madam would rather shag the gateman who winks at her. Igbos don't know what time of day it is and this affects every aspect of their existence.

I be Lagos baller and my current babe na one fine gal from Benue. Only gat eyes for Yoruba men because, according to her, "they are the most tolerant and willing to respect and accept your background". The prejudiced and hateful nature of Igbos is now catching up with them politically, socially and in general Nigerian life.

All this grammar for a bunch of people that don't know you . Anyway,Egbon why are Yoruba peeps so fuckîng ugly though? Sometimes ,one might be forced to believe that y'all are direct decendants of chimpanzees.No vex o, just curious. Like,the level of ugliness I have seen your people manifest is mind boggling. Some of the ugliest looking persons in the country are Yoruba.The women,oh my Gawd! What's up with your women and cellulite?. That and the facial scarification , Double damage. You guys need to tone the physical unpleasantness. There's a limit to everything.. even ugliness.

PenSniper:
Typical. Again you displayed your lack of maturity by writing in igbo official language in a public forum - pidgin.

What are you even typing?.

Ayotemide:
And the belligerents in the Biafra tribe would seize to exist immediately the 'state of Biafra' is formed?

Deluding yourself is a great disservice to yourself .

It's spelled "CEASE'.

Officialgarri:
It wasn't supposed to be a crime but there's a particular tribe who go out there to mess up our image .

I wish to have "Yoruba" bodly stated on my international passport. I'm sure I'll be welcomed anywhere in the world .

Oh boy comot your head from your dank nyàsh.Na Pikin wey never comot from him papa farm dey tink say him papa farm big pass this world.

slimdamatrix1:
Transportation!

The fact that transportation is such a chore, regardless of if you have your own vehicle or not, makes living in Lagos rather hectic.

Oh water too. It is rather strange, that Lagos with all its water, experiences water shortages or sometimes dirty water - even on the island.

Abuja is where my heart is, as long as Nigeria is concerned.

Lol. The problems of Lagos pass transportation.The aggression there is enough to power Nigeria forever if it could be converted to electricity.Abuja is great, not as lively but a good place to settle if you want serenity.The Sun Sha is something else.

E get some kind things wey u go see for internet and know that truly... we're nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator. I don browse finish for today. I need to process...

mknigeriagreat:
Nothing stops you from wishing this carnival a successful one. Truth be told if I check your background, it is either you are Igbo or a PDP supporter that is not even known in your ward. Why do you guys delight in evil and negativities? You are one of the main reasons one feels like they should allow us own guns in this country. If the carnival flops as your generation will always wish, will it add 20naira to your -2000 naira red account?

Please shut the fûck up you idiot fanatic. It's like Igbos haunt you even when you sleep. This is how you will make the shit hole great again abi? With your mumu tribal prejudice? Cow. If you want a gun so much go and get one from your shambled NPF.There's an officer willing to sell.Buy it it and go and blow your brains out cos whether you believe it or not, Abuja carnival always has been massively flopped.

stanliwise:
when an uneducated man is around it is not hard to notice.

Yeah ,sure. But your 10 PHD's and Masters still have not made you useful to yourself or soceity.

Kukuma rename it Central Bank of North. Rubbish set of people and rubbish country.

Na una Sabi. Do one for front do another thing for back. No be Naija again.?

They should take heart.They had their fun murdering innocent citizens in the 1970's.How did they expect to have peace in the end?. Karma is Grand.

Apparently this BBA thing is : Be a terrible person in a house with other terrible persons for three months, Come out of the house with recognition as a terrible person, capitalize on your"fame" for a year by doing/saying terrible things, be replaced by a fresh batch of terrible persons... become history.

They didn't catch or shoot even one? Oh yeah right...they are his people.

uchemelvin5819:
The rate at which people are using “been” instead of “being” is shocking.....I pity the next generation who’ll be taught by us

That one small nah..What of the ever popular "Am A" instead of "I AM" . Anytime anyone starts their sentence with that,expect even worse.