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[quote author=Tudór link=topic=290838.msg4116733#msg4116733 date=1246436391]Liars. The 5 safest banks to put my money are under my matress, in my pot, back pocket of my old suit, inside the VCR and with my girl freind.
Your money is much safer than in nigerian banks.[/quote]I agree with the rest but dont u know that money with the girlfriend depreciates and is subject to cot, vat, up country charges, atm and telephone charges. Im not sure about that one oh. Maybe inside my dog cage.

@1004flats
Im not saying ur a scammer but what I advice is that you should improve ur marketing skills.
How do u want any individual intending to purchase property worth millions to go through your post see those two pics and then bother replying because I would be expecting you to reply with those same pics and write up. If its your work email then you can easily put a filter on incoming mails whenever anyone spams you. I have advertised my company business before and put up my official email address. Even if you dont put your email address up then you can put your company website up.

1004flats:
On the issue of not having a dedicated website solely for the marketing of 1004 flats, it may interest you to know that UAC Plc that bought the development from the Federal Government a few years ago SOLD OUT ALL THE FLATS in about one year without a dedicated website and even before renovation works began in the estate.

The reason why UAC did not have a website is because companies were directly dealing with UAC not individuals that you are marking to now.

1004flats Please try and improve your posts so that genuinely interested people like would be encouraged to reply and continue doing business with you.

4BABA

dont mind these haters. Abeg carry babies go jareeeeeeee.

Hello Fellownlanders,

Us stock brokers are still in the building oh. Sorry some of us were locked in a cage with bears, some of us travelled for training all year long and just got back 

I work in a very efficient stock broking firm, if you are interested in opening a stock account, verifying your certificates and buying/selling shares with timely and accurate financial advice, I ask you to take a look at our website www.citiinvestmentcap.com

Please dont hesitate to post or contact me if you are interested.


Take care.

sorry oh.

its 1 2 dreams come true, here i come baby looking out for u.
The part u said was 3 4 knock on ur door u the only one that im craving for.

u got the song alright but wrong lyrics. eyaaaaaa and i was going to dash u zain recharge card 20 naira. maybe next time.

@ezinne212

Babe not as if i have a lot of experience in relationships but what I would say is look weeeeeeeell before u leap. Make sure you know the guy for at least more than a month before u get intimate or even kiss/sleep them. Get to know them as friends first, see how he talks about his family and treats people around him. Cause some guys might see that ur looking for a caring good guy, pretend like they are then chop and run away. I know a couple of friends that can even carry bible to go to church with the babe just to get in her pants, meanwhile the beer drinkers and party guys are the good guys that the babes should go for.

What I would say is that you should just tread softly and someday u would meet the right guy, just keep ur feeling locked until u know the guys better and dont wear ur heart on ur sleeve, .

Take care of urself

@topic

let me do my own to. guess this lyrics

1,2 dreams come true , . , , u.

@all boys, please tell me if im right

muslim go dey shout allah u akuba
christian go dey shout isti tu insnitu
;Dsomething like that sha. i think the song is suffering and smiling.

Chei chineke ooooooooooooooo. God why did i go to school, y didnt i just be a cook and work my way to OGD or Yaraduas kitchen. Chineke ooooooooooooooooo.

there was a guy on nairaland about two years ago that used to do this, i think his name was Sean50 or something like that . He used to do paintwork, and suicide doors, im sure by now he would be doing modifications to the interior.

Search for 'love-vendor my ride naija' on nairaland.

I thought u were dating Seun. how come u want to add me!!!

@patkid. Lol, ur funny.

Maray im fine oh. Chilling.

If i post my email addy would u add me on msn!

hhhhhhm maybe Maray or iice !!!

@chelsebmw

how are you doing? Are you still interested in selling your shares. I work in a reputable stock broking firm in Lagos and can help you out.

Get back to me.

dAVIDCARES

U say you have decided to give her a second chance. Its seems u really love this girl.

I really hope that she behaves from now on because it takes a very strong person and to try and do that. I honestly would not have forgiven her at all. I would have done picked race as soon as the baby comes out.

Good luck sha.

I have found this post very very interesting. It is a pity I couldnt read something like this earlier when I really needed it, Instaed I was feelind depressed but thinking I was going mad which even made it worse cause it brought on more anxiety and made me stay at home 'hidind' instead of looking for help or talking to people that could help until it was almost too late,

My advice for nybody that feels or thinks they need help or cannot cope PLS reach out to someone such as a mentor, doctor or family member. nigeria needs more help regarding info on mental health, maybe more websites leading to sources that can give help. If there is nyone willing maybe we can hook up to do something.
Dr Beneli pls keep up the good work.

Guy look u better stop fooling urself and call the girl to beg her. U did something wrong and if u didnt put urself in that situation all this would not be happening. Seems like u have bad luck cheating on babes.
My advice to 1. keep ur dick in ur pants keep it only for ur babe
2 call her and beg her
3. Stop messing around amd get serious before u loose the good babe u have already.

@iniguy
You can if you want to, but if you want to look good your accessories should match. If u notice women dont wear sliver earrings and then gold chain and leather watch it just looks funny.
try and make your accessries match

e.g cufflinks and tie
e.g shoe with belt or watch
e.t.c.

Dear lord , i dont think any woman will be brave enought to enter that car.

Nymore pics of her??

Senatorsir

Yes dragnet are the ones doing the recruitment.

Go into the mail and click on unsuscribe now


or when u are replying/creating a post make sure u remove the check from the "notify me of replies" box

When ur wearing a suit your socks should match ur trousers not ur shoes. Also ur belt and shoes should match.

I think the bride or groom should pay for at least the suit or dress.


Being a bridesmaid/groomsman is not just a previledge but ur also doing them favour because ur going to work hard, not like go there and sit down and just enjoy urself during the occasion.

But why did she do this, what reason did she give when she was on oprah

Theres a post on this site by trimandtrendy called sexy flat tummy.

if you check her blog there is a diet there that has normal naija food, e.g beans, eba , rice e.t.c.

take a look and goodluck.