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ITbomb: Ur father mate na him u dey 'gwan'

gwam in Igbo means tell me so why the reference to my Dad
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K , on a serious note . boxers, singlets and ties are ok but too much of everything is bad , personally I would prefer a perfume or body spray (for men) or a wristwatch or a nice pair of leather slippers (don't buy me a shoe , I have odd choices) or buy two Tshirt (one for me n one for you - same design) , or for a IT freak like me, get me some OTG accessories for my IT gadgets
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Buy a carton of condoms , lock me inside and and tell me , 'you must finish all the condoms inside before I let you go' .

thank you, I'll make plans...how ur day dey go?

ITbomb: Your obsession with ITbomb is becoming rather embarrassing .
For your information , I am happily engaged

hahahaha...who wants to practise child abuse being engaged to you?

britneykyute: been observin dx ITBOMB...smh @ his IQ dah z no better dan nigerian roads...

sweeeeeeetheaaaaart!!!!! where have you been?

Get rid of negative friends, walk with those you want to be like...should they not be reachable? walk alone.

Hard times always reveals true friends...Have you been a true friend to ur friends or do you leave them in the porch? selah***
what kind of friend are you? a fair-weather friend or an all-time friend. think about it...
What kind of friends do you keep? You can be defined by the kind of friends you keep or the kind of friends you avoid.
You could claim to be an atheist and keep christian friends, a gay and keep straight friends, a wise person but prefer the company of fools...
Or you could claim to be a christian but avoid the company of real christians, an enlightened soul buh avoid the likes.
Truth be told, you can easily know who you really are by the kind of people you avoid their company not just the kind of people you roll with.
If you claim to be a believer but you are uncomfortable around believers and roll well with unbelievers then you have to check yourself properly.
Again, if you roll with failures more than you roll with successful people then in no due time, there wont be any difference between you and the failures.
If you are just starting life, keep company of builders, not the ('used to be's), walk with people that are better than you, people that are as you but never with people you are better than- All you owe them is help when ever you can.

Remember, the company a man keeps factors the direction he eventually goes.

skimpychick: Hia @ATMC Kedu kwa etu I'm missing you si we burukwa anya gi na emem . Umu igbo unu di too much . N'ezi okwu anam amuta ihe buru ibu n ebea no be small. Ngwa kam juo nke a 'kedu ihe bu agaba na okwu oyibo' .

lol o ife obu na agaba bu faketan

ITbomb: Sounds like something u like doing
U better repent

lol @repent, buh ITbomb plz be serious, what gift can a girl give a guy she is dating? biko gwam, i want to know

clans: o dika o wu ihie ndi bekee na akpo " tsking or smirking of the lips or clicking" mana ajuju nke mu bu ele ihie ndi igbo n'akpo " i'm missing you"

really? daalu inugo.
i'm missing you is anya gi na-eme m

Ndi igbo, kedu ka m ga esi kwu 'okpo kim' na oyibo bikonu..?.ie he/she did 'kim'...the sound people used to make by clicking their tongue against the roof of their mouth

Ndi ma oyibo help

ITbomb: na so so singlet and boxers she dey give me upon all the recharge cards and fast food

ah ah its a rraw game na recharge card =singlet and fast food = boxers! shekina!

ITbomb: Wey the video?

you too like this kain gist iiiiiitttiiiiibombu

HumbledbYGrace: Logicboy, kindly refrain from using my name like you created me please.

@ Stricky I had no idea that Madam @ the top said that.

sister, talk to her na if you can, she should let us have some fun this season...life ought not to be monotonous
btw, hbg how is you? e don tey o

ITbomb: Seems like someone with more experiences in BJ and semen sampling is in the building

yhu missed a thing in the post, MYTH...i'm being nice here...thanks to sleep. Goodnight

@alfa, this conversation is over!

aManFromMars: ...

i meant hellfire...

ITbomb: See this small girl wey dey talk wey I dey , collect this number 4203247761 go check my account balance for Zenith Bank whether I be your mate.

whatever yhu have at zenith bank is as useful to you as the ash in the ashtray...

obi alfa: wanna go on a date?

if snowman survives in hell.

ITbomb: And you expect me to believe that trash you spew out came out from a brain

*scoffs* i dont expect you to believe cos i know you dont have what it takes...so you see, #shrugs#

...they will have a male child at first contact with their wives
then, their semen will be very thick and they can use it to cure pimples
ETC #mythology

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ledafaze:

ITbomb: Girl, you're a cl¡t

say something intelligent young man, you dont have to copy me, put your brain to work for once!

@striktlymi, this response brought to nought one guy's 'wisdom'...i hope the poster above you learns a thing or two...

ITbomb: There was a time I thought ATMC was a virgin

guy, you 're a prik

ledafaze: Yesterday I was thinking how people so much hate the F word but can do away calling them douchbags...

designer things

.. And from the look of things, it seems we will end up having just one award?

okay...striktlymi you are wonderfully intelligent and i really liked you.

Some dogs are sooo lazy they bark only once and say 'ETC'