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Maybe she doesn't do PDA's.

*enters thread warily*

singing. . "If you call a woman,African woman no go gree,she go sa-ay,she go say. ."

Sleeping. .

Summary! Summary!! Summary!!!
P.s-All summaries should be in English. Not text-speak,English. Thank-you.

honeric,ugb'ebai we ghin. . Missy B,lare and tell us the meaning of your proverb.

Mygoldie:
Wasup sis.

Hey babez. . How be?
*quickly remembers something*
Wait,why am i greeting you? I'm still angry with you! You put me in trouble at home ydai!

moonraker:
Agent P

I think its so funny that Doofenshmirtz is so modest-he doesnt wanna take over the whole world;just the entire tri-state area!

M M M:
impergnante her

He said he doesnt have money to marry and you want him to get her pregnant?

googles:
jolosy jolosy. . . .I hope you wont sprinkle acid on your fwend's face when it gets to a point sef

just love and accept yourself as you are, no point fighting or struggling for compliments {to think the boys are only deceiving your friend sef }

and if going out with your friend shatters your already shattered self-esteem, den hang around an uglier girl or walk alone for pete sakes

one last thing. . . errrm seek less attention trust me, it pays

DEATH!!!!!

@Op,i think you have self-esteem issues.

moonraker:
@ Atreides

I like your picture, Dr Duff

I see u watch the phineas and ferb series, kool!!!!!

Of course i watch Phineas and Ferb. . That's one of my fav cartoons animated motion picture series.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's uber-cool.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=582289.msg7676324#msg7676324 date=1296988980]Lmao!
Mè? Awoo le ihehe? Obo gha vba'wè.

Who's heard this saying : ''A ghuè no mose ghian, Elede wè deghe t'iyen lehè a gha te mu iyen bahè'' ? ** I have succeeded in confusing myself too**  [/quote]Now lemme try and decode this saying with no help from daddy.
*clears throat*.
Here goes: The person who says (s)he is the most beautiful(handsome?),when a pig sees her,the pig calls her to follow it to go and collect *** I dunno what bahe means.

honeric01:



Anee yowaa

Ayoo yowa. .

y me:
^^^^You mean you haven't heard it before? that was a popular saying back home with my grand ma when she is abt to describe an hypocrite

Seriously,never heard it before. I've only heard new generation insults. And me no get village for Benin-i come from Uselu/Ikpoba hill which is as urban as it gets so no granny in the villa for me.

honeric01:
Lol, it's not my fault, i grew up in Lagos, didn't go to any Bini schools, so cut me some slacks, i can speak bini, understands bini but not fluent in writing bini.

At least i dey try

How much do you want? we can negotiate right?

Add mie vwe faciibukkku

Not an excuse! i grew up/am still growing up in Lasgidi. Omo eko ni mi,and i NEVER went to any Bini school either and still i speak/write Bini better than you do!

Okay so i'm Bini. Who wants to hear the story of Iden/Imotan?

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=585913.msg7680648#msg7680648 date=1297048259][color=#0055bb]Absolutely and they are on the rise!
Some male goldiggers put the female counter parts to shame!

Look @ Anna Nicole Smiths baby's father, who before her death
was not interested in the baby until he realized the amount of money
and property she was to inherit. He went to courts and used the public to
win over the assets to "monitor for his newborn" and kicked ANS's widower
out of the house they had in the Bahamas prior to her death, remember
he had NO interest in the baby before hand. SMH.[/color][/quote]Good example. I remember when i first saw him i thought 'beach boy',and how is this beach boy who had NO interest in the baby before suddenly turn into this devoted father?

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=600066.msg7678673#msg7678673 date=1297022450] Atreides don masturbatte tire with this guy pixs
I still no fit laugh you Atreides   [/quote]Uncle Kay sorry please what does the bolded word mean?
P.s-i've got many other husbands.
Chris Attoh,
Hrithik Roshan,etc.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=600066.msg7678659#msg7678659 date=1297022297]Dinnner? Dinner in Nigeria? Sweery, I bet u havent eaten for 2 days. dont lie [/quote]E-diot. It's almost 9 p.m Nigerian time. Smh. . I know expecting you to actually use your alleged brain to think is too much to ask,but couldn't you at least ask google?

Mygoldie:
I do smoke sweery.  I smoke glue,and polish,and methylated spirit. . I could go on and on. You know me,always searching for the next high.
And no,you can't have any of my gbana.

I don't want any of your gbana. You can have it all.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=600066.msg7678573#msg7678573 date=1297021468]Atreides. madam if u honestly belive the gay lookin goriiila is handsum, them i sorry for u.

well am from London UK. should i send u my picture? shuld I? u waannnit? [/quote]Which picshure? The one below?
Seen it already. Dude it just made me taste my dinner-i gotta say its not as good the second time around.

Mygoldie:


Do you have to edit my post?

Honey the gbana youre smoking is aba-made.

Mygoldie:

You edited my post?  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=600066.msg7678508#msg7678508 date=1297020948] jealous?  of  who?  a gay gorrrrila??

Madam may i remind u that am from London PLUS am a fine boy.  truss me! [/quote]Dude even in your dreams you can never be as fine as this.

Mygoldie:
Lol,me too Kay.

[quote author=kay-money link=topic=600066.msg7678479#msg7678479 date=1297020769] Hmm I no fit laugh ooo [/quote]Then don't laugh naa. . Banky's cute. File be!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=600066.msg7678463#msg7678463 date=1297020637]very ugly thing, banky w [/quote]*singing* Some people jealous him,alright,some people jealous him,oh yes,some people jealous him because he is handsome!

ogugua88:
Nope, I just don't give them out at all. I'm astonished as to how some people have 6874846874 contacts on bbm and another 7942565 phone numbers. I have 7 people on bbm and like 15 numbers I actually dial; most are family, very few friends. I like to actually know who I'm talking to before giving my information out. I'm in yankee anyway. I just can't change sims when someone's annoying me lol. I've had the same number for years and have managed to keep everything low. That's why I send them to facebook or yahoo sef. Nothing private about a social networking site or messenger; na for the public lol.

Pele. . I can get a sim for 50 naira.  

Odunnu:
Yea, I give guys my number as often as they ask for it but I have a software in my fone that if your number aint listd you wont be able to get thru.
Secondly, I use two fones (typical of most inhabitants of Nigeria),My Glo line is strictly for family and respectd and trustd friends, the MTN?anybody can have it, it doubles as my business line as well.

Very true. Most of us use two phones and/or have two lines,so we can give out our secondary numbers(namely my etisalat-everybody loves freebies ) while keeping the other one more private.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Y do u like Banky?is he cute?[/color]

Of course he is!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Banky ke?lool very funni. . .i hear u sha. [/color]

Of course yes. . I'm Mrs. W. . and/or Mrs. Roshan No 2.

I have a special number for people who hit on me. I give them my etisalat number-everytime someone calls me i get free credit!
Seriously though,if he's cute,speaks well and seems/sounds mildly intelligent,then i wouldn't mind giving him my number. I don't give my number out the first time a dude chats me up though.
Except Banky toasts me. Then i'd give him all my numbers,my email addys,heck my real-life addys,everything!

y me:
Damn . . . i just came across this thread

ovbu kho(smelly He goat)
Izighu gbo(bush pshycopath)
Ene fiate
Ene po. . .
Ovben vben
No ma hen ne gbe a
U gha ne ya church ye bible khio ni san(very popular insult i must say)

Just hearing this. . It means you go to church and then use bible to wipe your a**s?

Mobinga:
They are unserious dullards!!!!

Heyy!