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[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=815206.msg9677654#msg9677654 date=1322829837]Awww! Welcome back baby! [/quote]
Thanks momma

Well,one less idiot in the world
Human population is too much gan

If you kill yourself because of a girl,she will bring another guy to your funeral
#Kpam

I know this is a long story but yall should try and read it(or at least part of it)


Read it,and i dare you not to burst laugh

@MrsChima
Hi momma!

Nnem biko nu

Na condition make crayfish bend

I haff missed you too

OP

Wait for her
She is coming
She will answer all your questions politely because she's a very gentle and caring person.

P.s-Welcome to Nl Oga

madambini:
im thanking God right about now.

I guess the moral of the story here is "go with your gut"

If something doesn't feel right,most times it isnt.

If you have misgivings about a person right from the beginning,or if something just doesn't feel right about them,then do your research and clear those misgivings as best as you can.

If you were wrong,then there's no harm done and you can continue moving forward.
If you were right,you'll end up sparing yourself a lot of trouble/pain/whatever.

Bottomline-don't ignore your instincts.

He actually cursed himself?

He said he would die on the road if he had children?


That man is a bloody dangerous mofo. He's the kind that would swear with the lives of his children even though he knew he was lying.

Not only is he a cheat and a liar,he is DANGEROUS.
For him to have cursed himself with his own mouth over something he knew he was lying about? What won't he be able to do?

You've had a lucky escape,deari.
You might not feel very happy about it right now,but i have a feeling that someday you'll look back at this and say THANK YOU,lord!

Idowuogbo:
Kai my sweetheart wey u waka go , shey na dis snail business carry u ni.i miss u ten million o, which books have u got to prescribe any hot author apart from robert

I gave my life to christ ni

As for the snail business,you know it's me and you that went into it together
Our business is booming

S'o ti ka Dan Brown/Chris Kuzneski?

-Me +Idowuogbo

Gademit 190

You need deliverance.

Hehe
*Jus strollin by*

Does anyone know how much an 8GB iPod touch is going for?

I found an authorised Apple Distributor,contacted them,and they told me it's #50,000. Then,someone else told me it's going for 35k in Slot/Computer Village

So,please,does anyone know the current price for a 4G 8GB iPod touch in Computer Villa?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=724235.msg8821820#msg8821820 date=1312044892]Too many NOLLYWOOD watchers on Romance Section.

Damn you Tonto Dikeh [/quote]DAMNNNN!!!

Mrs Chima knows who Tonto Dikeh is!

ARareGem:
@ Atreides
Some girls get into trouble with lecturers without dressing indecently or looking for undue attention. Take for example, a student with good grades will definitely be noticed by lecturers. They just have bad luck, I believe.
But, there is no way I support sleeping with the lecturer. There's always a way around a difficult situation.

@ op

I guess the guys have answered.

Very true.

Those ones are genuine-they got into a tough situation through no fault of theirs.

However,i don't think it's as common as home videos would have us believe.
And in situations like those,i don't think things are as hopeless as it may seem.

There's a lot more awareness about these kinds of things,and lecturers don't get away with sexual harrasment as much as they used to.

It's a difficult situation,yes,but like you said- there's always a way around a difficult situation. You just have to be resourceful and step up to it.

Close your mouth 190
Do you want fly to enter it?

Reminds me of one experience i heard. It happened at Ekpoma

There was this lecturer that was so randy,and he had a girl in his class who was married and pregnant.
He started toasting her in final year,saying there is no way she will complete her course in Ekpoma without any lecturer "friending" her
That she cannot be in school for 4 years without any lecturer seeing her unclothedness

So she went home and reported to her husband
Who was so angry that someone would want to sleep with his PREGNANT wife
He told wifey to go ahead and sleep with him

Wifey slept with the lecturer

And then the lecturer's thingy got swollen
And kept swelling till he died


When we hear all these stories like OP's,we sometimes say,ohh,poor girl,some lecturers are useless blah blah blah
But i like going further
I always like asking-where did the lecturer see the girl?
There are hundreds of students in every dept.
How did the lecturer single her out?
Is she the type that dresses provocatively?
Is she the type that goes to SSQ or to lecturer's offices' to see them?
What will you be doing in a lecturer's office when you are not a class rep?


I know some people will say a girl is free to wear whatever she likes,but i don't agree.
If you dress/speak/behave in a manner that draws attention to yourself,you better be ready o face the music when oga lecturer starts playing it.

I feel sorry for girls who are genuinely trapped in such a terrible situation,but i also feel sorry for some of these lecturers.
Some of these girls practically attack them
They beg them to come and sleep with them so they can upgrade their results

I take all those "my lecturer" stories with a pinch of salt

At the end of the day,us girls in Nigerian Universities have a responsibility to behave in a manner that is wise and avoid bringing trouble to ourselves

I sneeze violently

sexkillz:
^^^PROVE IT!!!

Oya Come closer let me tell you something
I know of a lady whose attractiveness is electrifying
She sent me to you to give you this message:
She cares about you very deeply
She misses being in your embrace and she wants you to hold her closely and whisper sweet words of love into her ears

Her name is Betty and she is the transformer on my street!

sexkillz:
OK! THAT'S IT!!! I pronounce you the most UNromantic person on NL! After iice, that is!

I'm not that bad

Smh

Some people are delusional.

No 3-Private conversations!

I am NOT a romantic person!

I treasure intellectually stimulating and humorous conversation more that teddy bears and flowers or romantic trips on the beach(what if sand enters my shoe)

Candle-lit dinner for why? Is there no fuel in the gen?

Wa ko yor
Edo gha to kpere!
Wa Domo!

P.s-How come you can't say Domo to a woman?

Here's another
Okokhazagha-i think it means "someone that always scatters things" i.e someone who does things haphazardly

honeric01:
Omo no zozo (wanderer)

YES!
That is how they always say it!

BlueDiva:
What does it mean?

How did u guys learn bini?
I really wish i knew a tenth of what u folks know.

Can i get a link to the bini meet up thread plzzz?

I think Ghele nor means "that's how it is" or "that's the truth"

As for how we(i) learnt Bini,i was very bad at it. I never did it in school or anything cos i didn't grow up here and my parents didn't speak it much when i was growing up

I have gotten a lot better at BIni from watching Bini movies and actually being in Benin
It's kind of embarassing hearing small children rapping in Bini when i can't speak Bini for longer than a few mins
Plus listening to all my aunts/cousins gist all those sweet gist in Bini has motivated me to learn it so i can hear what they're saying-Amebo is sweeter in Bini

@Missy B, what's the spirit behind this saying "Na wa for Wire road?"

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=582289.msg8805792#msg8805792 date=1311841848]My Grandma used to say this whenever we misplaced money or destroyed something. [/quote]

How do you say "someone that cannot stay in one place"

Recent discoveries:

Akhe no wu no ya l'edin no keke

Tu khian gbikin?(no one seems to know what exactly this means-heard it in a Bini movie)

Obo n'u gbezi(not sure bout the spelling but it means "hand that is always breaking something" i.e a clumsy person

Welcome!

So i just discovered the meaning of this insult:
Aramwenoha(idk if that's the correct spelling)
It means "Wild Beast"

Now my mom has been calling me this ALL my life(and she still does!)-i just never bothered about finding out what it meant until someone told me a few days ago

So i called her and said;mommy so you've been calling me,your child a wild beast all this while?
And she says,yes,you know you always behave wildly

I recently moved to Benin for school and i've discovered(and been called ) some very colorful Bini insults

rokiatu:
hahahah Atreides luv, maybe I could actually. Don't mind me Oo

I know for sure he would for me.

Good girl

I know u cannot take a bullet for that our other boyfriend

rokiatu:
Bf? You didn't even say husband but bf LMAO!!!!!

We are not in the era of Remoe and Juliet. We are in the era of selfishness, greed and bling otherwise known as the modern era. In this era son, you should always come first. YOU and then every one else follows.

So Roky you cannot die for that your boyfriend?

jackpot:
i noticed you changed your NL location.
Did you see my offlines?

Idk why buh i thought you was talking about my online activity

I have changed locations-School's in

I didn't see the offlines oh

jackpot:
^Hey, you travelled?

Noo
I'm around. .
Didna see you

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=720688.msg8790183#msg8790183 date=1311664528]Do you think those stank skinny jeans Nigerian men are "real men"? Hell must really be freezing over at your side.
Nigerian men would even be the ones to pull the trigger.[/quote]

Haba naa,isn't that a bit too harsh??