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Idowuogbo:
^aRE u alrite @ al. .I will Warn u for the last nite. Don't try to get rude
U wouldn't cope with my handful .behave and use your Words Wisely bob.

@all,Id Noble has spoken! Pere!

rokiatu:
I bet she must be shapeless. SMH (women)

SMH (women like roky)

koolchicco:
^^Did u just edit your post

Oh well, my initial position still stands.

Shine your eyes wella.

@koolchicco,did you not see if?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=599594.msg7673203#msg7673203 date=1296929182]Be careful baby, don't let them boys come near you because you going to be knock up! I am not ready for no grandbabies![/quote]Oh momma, i know you not ready for grandbabies. I'm not ready for babies either. . Let's make a deal-If i do play,i promise to play safe.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=599594.msg7672953#msg7672953 date=1296926102]Nigerian men will hump anything with a hole.[/quote]
Not all of them!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=598274.msg7673101#msg7673101 date=1296927782]@ the blessed parents are supposed to tell their child he or she is beautiful even if they`re not. Thats why we say monkey no fine but im mama go still like am. I`m not referring to you personally abeg. I`m sure you`re very beautiful. But in any case, one should never assume that just because someone is beautiful, they dont envy.[/quote]Loool. . Tpiah,dem ban you again?

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=598274.msg7672286#msg7672286 date=1296917685] [/quote]Shhh. . Don't let her hear. .

Meklex:
eww! This is really cracking me up. Besides who is P.T barnum and mandark?? Chai I have a long way to go,

He was an American showman. . Mandark's a cartoon character-i posted his pic

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=598274.msg7672032#msg7672032 date=1296914295][color=#0055bb][size=18pt]@Topic[/size] ,

that is what I'd like to know. I get it in school, @ work, on here (a certain person). . .I guess it is just how some ppl are.
I consider myself to be one of the best dressers in my town (I shop in NY, MIA and Raleigh; where ever I visit/go)
so I get nice shoes and pocket books to compliment the particular outfits that I wear. When I go to school or work
females stare HARD! They look at the shoes, the purse, my hair, my backside lol and then make a face. . .i will smile
and keep it moving. The NEXT time I see them (happens ALL of the time) they are wearing an outfit that is somewhat
similar to what I had on and have the nerve to have that "I can show off too" look on their face. It's hilarious![/color]

[color=#0055bb]Shape wise I am bigger at the bottom than I am in the top unlike most girls in the south (U.S.) who are proportional so they have more
chess. In school one day I had on some light blue ruffled bottom jeans (light jeans make my behind look twice as
big as it already is) and on my way to the Tech building, these guys were yelling and making noises to all of the girls,
including myself (typical tacky crap), anyway, I get in the elevator and these two girls VERY attractive ( but weaved
out (lol), with pounds of make up, no behind but busty) were making comments about the guys. There was another
girl who had a HUGE backside there and she seemed timid while standing in front of them. One of the "glamour" girls
made it a point to raise her voice upon seeing me and the girl slightly and said "Please, having a big butt is not all
of that! What is the big deal about stored body fat? It is over hyped!".

Knowing me, I don't bite my tongue, so I said "If you had the opportunity to have a big behind or if you were blessed
with it, being that you did not design yourself, would you or would you not flaunt it?" She did not answer me but just
stared @ me with a mean mug, I stared right back at her (prepared to get it on in that elevator - fists clenched and all)
but her friend smiled and changed the sub. She (the hater) didn't say anything, they both looked away and then I left the
elevator when it reached my floor lol.[/color]

NOTE: I think @ some point we all as women have played the role as the hater, admirer, or the HATED. Sure there are some girls
who I look @ and admire. I might envy a few things (I'm never hater lol) but I make it a point to compliment them because
I dont have a problem giving other women props. Some women are just tacky and full of hatred. . .str8 miserable.[/quote]I think i know who you talking bout. .

@topic,i write.
I'm obsessed with Mnet's Tinsel.

rokiatu:
I have warned you time upon time to stop thinking abt Hrithik but you never hear.
I don't want to go offtopic, meet me in Mrs Chima thread. I will soak your a**s there.

Oh its sooo on. . . I will whup your a**ss all the way from Nl to Kirikiri

rokiatu:
Hope u are not thinking of Hrithik

*sigh* You know me soo well. .
@Topic,based on the men in my life(my daddy,my baby bro and my bestie),i can say they can be expected to act in certain ways. .

@googles,if any Nler is brutally murdered i know where to turn. .
@topic,i never eat at the right time. .

But Nigeria doesnt have clandestine operatives, .

rokiatu:
This girl eh, cus of Hrithink Roshan I bet

Of course yes. .
Hrithik this is for you

@topic>i have only been jealous of two women in my (admittedly short)life-
1-Banky W's girlfriend.
2-Suzanne Roshan.

koolchicco:
I don't do women. FACT!

Then what do you do? Men? Both?
My eyes have seen my ears today. . .

@topic, some men are good to look at.

googles:
I act nice all the time meanwhile i have evil thots going on in my mind

Sociopath!

[quote author=Mr_Orton link=topic=597023.msg7671399#msg7671399 date=1296906820]Em,
Arthritis Attrieds Attreinds Attities,
Yeah it was locked!
Season II is coming soon, and you're No_7 on the list - Mrs Chima's evil lil'daughter Indeed!! [/quote]*sigh*. . In the immortal words of P.T Barnum,"I don't care what you say about me,at least spell my name right". Atreides isn't really that hard to type.
And yes,I am Mama Chike's eeeevil daughter. . (insert maniacal laughter here). HaHaHa,HaHaHaHaHa. . (kinda like Mandark)
.Or better still-Muahahahhaha. . My reign of eeevil will be long and merciless. .

Whatever happened to if i tell you who i am then i'll have to kill you?

[quote author=Mr_Orton link=topic=597023.msg7671278#msg7671278 date=1296905005]Atits,
Click on the link to the thread on my sig. spot. [/quote]It's locked.
P.s-IS Atreides really that hard to type?
Double P.s-Lmao. . Top 5? Hehehe. .

fstranger1:
Your shameless BF is telling you too much about Nigeria
And you are getting too far

Desist from maligning Nigeria's image or I would have to report you to the mods!

lol. . stranger,stranger,stranger. . How many times did i call you? Stop attacking this girl naa. .

SA Lady:
@op you just gave me a headache from reading your lines. Shuuuuuuu!!!!! I need a mental detox after all this.

Dude i didnt even bother reading it after the first 2 lines. . Too much wahala!

@Honeric,Erere means Brain or sense like someone mentioned.

xxcarolxx:
Totally love this thread, though im irish, it's a way for me to learn,

Welcome! You can pick up some cool Bini insults

Waist beads dont equal practicing juju. And Bini gals wear waist beads? Just hearing that oh. .

For some reason,OP reminds me of the kinda guy who sits with his friends and randomly calls different names out to every girl who passes in the hope that one of the names he calls is hers.

[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=598708.msg7666731#msg7666731 date=1296830394]"funny ish" are u fcking kidding me?

this stuff is legendary!!! [/quote]Okay maybe funny ish didnt quite express the awesomeness of that joke. . I agree-this stuff is legendary!

honeric01:
I am not good at the spellings sha.

Ughue whei mavg'hba (Your head no correct)

Eyi Man'ue (E no go better for you lol)

Ughue gbehu (Big head)

Ophein Otohu (Domestic rat)

Awooliye (Armpit hunter)

Is this Bini or Esan? Cos the Bini version of your head is not correct/your sense is not complete is Erere we m'agba. .
@the second bolded,DEATH!!!!! Armpit  HUNter Kill me now!

shooze:
Husband and wife are sleeping, wife is dreaming and wakes up and shouts "quick my husband is coming". Husband wakes up and jumps out the window , Who's guilty here?

Lwkmd. . . LDkmd. . funny ish. Who's giulty? Both!

Ujujoan:
YES . . . that's it!

I'm not bini oh, but I was born and bred in the heart of Benin City.

I'm always too embarrassed to mention it outside sha because aside from the basic 'Edo language' we learnt in Primary school, I don't understand the bini!

Kai. . Smh. . Obviedo(ok not really obviedo) ne setin z'edo. Smh. .