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fstranger1:
Atreides my love:

That old man has three wives already, not to talk about his many concubines.

And you know that AIDS is real.     .     .   Do you really want to take that chance?


Anyway, I just got my paycheck for the work I did over the past two weeks. Mehn, them cheat me like craze. They only pay me for 92 hrs instead of 100 hrs, so I may not be able to afford a diamond ring this val, but definitely next val, you'd get whatever you want.

Lest I forget, my six pack still dey Kampe though. No one can take that away for me.

Anywho, how are your parents? say hi to them for me. what about your sister Sophie, hope she is facing her studies? extend my regards to her. Until we talk again, stay safe ok. I love you!

Does he now? Me i don't do polygamy oh. My parents are fine-they said to greet you. And Sophie sends you lots of love. Erm i wanted to tell you oh,clearance is finally starting early February(at least so we've heard) so i'm making lotsa preparations for school. Woh bout your contribution to my educational growth? We need to discuss that oh. .
And i loff you too. But remember,omo to dun,omo to ga,obe lo dun owo lo pa. . So be ready oh. .

roymary:
I'm sure fstranger sent you abi!  Atreides is what you used to be; She's 21 and naive lil-thing.

Erm i'm not 21 oh. .

vertexroya:
[size=18pt]Atreides [/size]

U wan learn IBO?  

U wan teach me?

roymary:
@ Atreides

You are too beautiful to suffer; I don't have to save to buy you Jimmy Choo or Porsche. This fstranger loads bags at Baggage claim; how long will you deal with that? Yes, he has six packs but it shows how hungry he is. He has no strength. You gain strength from eating balanced diet and not on empty stomach aka six pack.
Atreides, let me take care of you; love is foolish; just enjoy my money. Have you been to "America-London" before?

Valentine is approaching, fstranger will soon stop talking to you but would return after Valentine.  

I love you Omoge.

Rotflmao @bolded. . Ldkm4h. . Dude you no good oh. .

vertexroya:
koolchicco

I hula ihe m na agwa gi, [size=15pt]Atreides [/size]
achowa okwu

[size=14pt]OK n'ele anya nhe ga eme[/size]

bia,kilo n worry this omo ibo naa? Translation!!!!

fstranger1:
Agbalagba yi, leave all these small small girls for us

Dont you have like three wives already?

These young girl dont want too much wahala, and Polygamy is too much wahala.

Huh, regarding that snow shoveling job, I applied but they said I was over qualified, and that they'd rather employ those spanish aliens so I am back to square three, still looking for a third and if possible, a fifth job. I can do yahoo too if there is an opening. Anything for Atreides! Anything for Atreides.

PS: Atreides, I dont have to go to the gym to get in shape, i have a natural six-pack from working my abs while loading bags at the Airport. Anyway, I am still working on your Maserati, abi na Aston Martin you want?

Sweery is this you?
P.s-@bolded,awwww. . .
Double P.s-Loading bags? *cough* Well whatever brings home the moolah,abi? And i don't need a Maserati or an Aston Martin-that's too expensive. You know i'm very modest and unassuming and i like such things. So i was thinking Rolls Royce or Mini Cooper. . Which one do you prefer?

bia koolchicco attach an eglish version to every igbo post you make and stop making me ask for a translation everytime!
P.s-Is it my mission you wanna know or whose mission?

roymary:
Six pack gini? Abeg jare; You cant have six pack when you have all these money that i've got in Swiss banks. Why do you want to suffer with that destitute that has 4 jobs packing snow all through Is he a robot ? I will employ him to wash your undies and pay him better my dear. 

BTW, what do you want for Valentine?  Don't be shy baby girl.

[s]Puleaseeeee , Have you seen Banky W without them caps?[/s] Don't lose me baby.

@bolded,you can't afford what i want.
P.s-Don't talk about Banky's egg head. He had cancer,so quit being insensitive! *huffs in righteous indignation*
Double P.s-I can wash my undies by myself,thanks. We'd spend your money on better things-like trips to Monaco,Private jets,first edition books,fendi bags and Jimmy Choos,diamond rings,etc etc.

fstranger1:
Everyone trying to hit on Atreides


Atreides must be in cloud 9, innit?

Not really. Now if Banky W was hitting on me,i'd be on cloud 9. Most definitely.

Ewoo!!! Who's buying and who's selling? I leave Nl for one hour and this happens?
@roy,a six-pack is verra necessary!

fstranger1:
You came late

I have already secured her visa and I am still trying to gather her ticket money. BTW, I work three jobs just so I could meet her needs when she gets here.

She initially wanted a Banky W kinda person, but eventually, after numerous off and on NL negotiations, she accepted my proposal. I just bought my Aso-ebi for her engagement. You are invited, if you dont mind.

@bolded,What a wonderful and caring man! Now i know you loff me.
P.s-Maybe you should get a fourth job so you can save up for my first car.
Double P.s-Negotiations on and off Nl? Our engagement? I'm jus hearing that one oh. .

roymary:
^^^^

Oh no! See what internet and Blackberry has caused!!! When i was at your age, I couldn't talk back when senior folks scolds me.

But hey, you must be a sweet girl as it is; can i be your sugar daddy? I have big belly!

No i want abs of steel!

roymary:
^^^^

So, you are not yet 21 Its past your bedtime! Go to bed right away.

. . Please don't insult me jhor. I stopped having a bedtime when i was like 12. Plus i just woke up from my afternoon nap-i don't need sleep anymore.

Idowuogbo:
Attacking d egusi ANd akpu in front of me
KAi. Dis life make sense o

J'aiye J'aiye oh. . See enjoyment. .
Warning: I see a potbelly in your future!
@topic,i'm looking for food. Id has made me hungry.

How is 21 too young to have a bf? So when should she start? When she's 27? By 21 i should be going steady with someone so that by 24/25 i can get married,have 2.5 kids and take over the world.

I trust ya. .
*hears vertex's sternum and ribs being crushed by Mrs. Chima's killer(and they're really killers!) heels*
They sure mad momma!

queensmith:
@ ragdollz its nothing to do with what he wants, its do do with how he was raised. Not all men were raised right!

[left][/left] Una dey find trouble oh!

vertexroya:
[size=15pt]guys keep your on on them chicks for a while, we need all Nairaland chicks to
repent and be submissive. Mrs. chima is their leader and has started responding to treatment [/size] 

@Bolded,OMFG am i the only one who saw that? We should all repent and be submissive,eehn kwaa? Lawd thas some funny ish. . . . Repent indeed. Soponna a gbue ban@vertex.
@Anty Mama Chike,good one! When i saw the topic i was like whaaat?,the world is coming to an end! And then when i opened it i was like,now that's my Mama Chike. .

queensmith:
soo tru!
not even just men, women alike!

That's all well and good in theory. It's a noble ideal,but how practical is it really?