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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: 5 Reasons Why Tboss Will Most Likely Win - Segun Odejimi by atuanso84: 2:19pm On Apr 06, 2017
if tboss wins, then the "naija" was not needed in the show. tboss is a Nigerian alright. not a naija girl. I doubt if even you get that.
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Flaunts Her Tattoos And Bikini Body by atuanso84: 11:37am On Apr 06, 2017
all this kind of story wre once side stories here on nairaland. something to take "The edge off"

now its clear its the main course. while the important story are the side stories.

moral of the story.

Guard your own mind, teach it what its permitted to view. cus no one will do it for you.

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Celebrities / Re: Noble Igwe Supports Tboss & A Lady Slams Him On Twitter by atuanso84: 11:13am On Apr 06, 2017
I,all bet the most sensitive part of my pennisss.,that this tboss girl can't recite the Romanian nation anthem either. half cast kor...hybrid nii..

she is no half cast;..more like neither cast.


boss nation. my black stripped ass.

Give efe money jor!

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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Arrested For Beating His Wife by atuanso84: 11:02am On Apr 06, 2017
you can,t beat a woman again? na wah.

na just beat only o. na normal level.
na joke o!

but truth sha eh..if woman run you down. e they pain past guy man own o. anytime I go my guy house, I can tell say him and he girl no de aiit. the way the girl de trow key ehh. But guy man de try to hold him side say na normal thing.
I no de try say guy man no de overshoot at times o. but women sometimes una no get chill. una de do even in front of people. That one na de vex pass.

women anytime una hold una anuall general meeting make una try make respecting us part of una agenda.

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TV/Movies / How To Win A Reality Show; The Efe Way. by atuanso84: 12:03am On Apr 06, 2017
maybe some big brother naija will turn up in the future and you hope to compete and win. here are tips to guide you. Thanks to Efe.

#.make a memorable entrance.

So you are a warri boy. let them know you no de carry last. Make sure you capture the audience attention with your entrance. its the least they've come to expect from anything that pride itself warri. whose opening day entrance was most memorable. No! not cocoice!


#bring the house down to earth.

to do this, you will need to speak our language wella (pidgin). let the rest keep soughting through their accent box to pull out which best suit the show. its BB naija. but keep them in the loop.


#Introduce a cash phrase for Good measure.

They will need it to connect with you from the outside. its still "based on logistics"

# let that realness shine through your name.

if the name is Efe go with it. it should convey enough simplicity and self confidence.
Don't tell housemates that names like coco ice or tboss are too childish for an adult reality show let them figure it out. no time!

# in the end get right the deep moral questions.


remember we a Nigerians not Romanians we are big on moralities and values.
do as much as you can. body no be fire wood. but don't be caught pants down. the kids are watching. let the YouTube's video on record show others not you( not referring to miyonce fingering tboss).


in the End the audience will be happy you ran a good campaign and will naturally vote you the winner.

bye for now.

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Investment / Re: Man Loses N260,000 To T.W.I.N.K.A.S, Says It's His Wedding Money. by atuanso84: 4:33pm On Apr 05, 2017
Nigeria and quick money.

an India once told me when I was arguing with him how hard working and industrious we are as Nigerians. he told me no! that Nigerians were some of the most laziest people he had ever come across. that they were only after money. that they hate"working"

he said even if you have the mind to train them, only few actually are interested. they want to bow to you so they can get something immediately. working is all about efficiency he further told me, and not about amount of hours put in. if Nigeria interesting in working the right way, it would have reflected in our whole society and we (Indians) would not really need to be here. he concluded.

The more I look at ponzi schemes every were, the more am incline to believe him.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lady Cries For Efe To Win (Photos, Video) by atuanso84: 2:05pm On Apr 04, 2017
na big brother Nija. not big brother Romania.

let the realest nija peeps please stand up if you hear name.

Efe.

bisola.

marvis.


bally....

all the half bake, yakee wanna be please stand up if you hear your name.

tboss


gifty

Uriel

coco_ice.

ttt...miyonce(aka tboss bitch..aka. man child...aka. ......etc...)


don't play the hate card with tboss. she is not real enough to be liked by real peeps.

Even market women can relate to Efe. omo anything you de do if street no feel you, your leg never reach ground. tboss leg no de ground.

boss my black stripped asss!..na boss weah DAT bitttchh niga biyon...abi na miyonce...de finger on top life TV..na DAT one be boss.abi na to carry mumu strong head come life make you boss. pikin weah dem pet spoil na una de reason boss.(girl power don suffer)

person weah no fit hold herself for minute.

Efe boy na boy. him no loss guard.
when you see am de naked de fool himself.like tonny..or yours truly..
when last you cash am pants down with any housemate?

if dem de finger your sister on life TV. how you go feel( deep moral question).

boss cannot date an adult. only weaklings like miyonce. CU's those niga..bitccches are easy to control.make him try am with real men.

like Efe, him go pocket her asap.
bossnation my purple asss..!

Real boss na be Efe.
Health / Re: Meningitis Outbreak: Bisi Alimi Tells Nigerians Not To Rely On Holy Water by atuanso84: 1:58pm On Apr 04, 2017
what is wrong with all this lab experiment. and wre wre they before now. why so many.
Family / Re: Is My Wife Sleeping With Her Boss? by atuanso84: 12:56pm On Apr 04, 2017
Freewoman:


You need not to put up fight with your wife, you are not alone, so many women faces so many challenges with randy bosses, they don't care or don't mind if the woman working with them is married or not, they do think with their penis rather than their God gifted brain, The do take unnecessary undue advantage of the opposite sex . Amicably discuss this with your wife, try to find out if she has that suspected challenges in her work place, show her that you are ready to work with her to put off that randy boss off the business by setting him up, She must find a way of getting his nude videos, speeches secretly, she will pass it to you, that enough, will threaten his job forever, get that video across to the boss after a month with another number that he will never suspect your wife , the rest will be a story, do not threaten him rather advise him to stay off girls/women that is not his wife or he will find that video in the internet, he will be surprise where the whole thing is coming from a
nd have a change of attitude, but if he refused, try to get his boss number and transfer the video to his boss for an escalation, with that , the rest will be bigger story this time



this is too poetic. the woman is deliberately cheating. worse still for money. (prostituting)

for me I would confront her with the evidence just to see how much remorse she will show. that itself naturally determines forgiveness. if she doesn't, then I will assume she doesn't respect me or our union. then it's off!.

she can then go on with her life the way she please. no be fight!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Marvis Is My Biggest Challenge, But I Hope I Or Debbie Wins - Tboss by atuanso84: 7:48am On Apr 04, 2017
Memphis357:
The sad truth....

I've often held that a few smart people will continue to make money especially in hard times. A few facts show I am right. How do I mean?

Multichoice/DSTV comes up with a bunch of crap/lowlifers bunched in a house for 90 days. Open subscription lines for the unintelligent to "vote" and we still do. They offer a prize of N25 million to its winner and some cash (plus maintenance fee/logistics for all contestants and support staff to the tune of about N100-150 million. Allow you to vote multiple times at N30/vote. The receive about 20 million votes (or more) and make a cool N400 million in profit.

Mind you, you still need to subscribe to their services to watch and vote. They target the jobless and the dunces. Because they know you're unintelligent enough to watch it, form alliances and even discuss it. Whoever wins, walks away without knowing you even exist.

Have you asked yourself, why don't they have such shows in Asia? Why was it stopped in Europe? Are you the only lazy one to come and watch jobless people sit around for three whole months? Cos if these people had a job... Even if it pays just N50,000 a month, you won't resign to go and compete in such tomfoolery.

Wake up young people and be productive... Big Brother Naija is just another way of telling you you're dumb .... And you're agreeing and nodding your head!


no you are dumb. if it were not so, you would have seen that life is all about perspective.

people pay hundred of pounds to see life concert or watch football games weekly. what would you say are there gains. other subscribe to even porn channels. people pay to see painting and art exhibition. I ask you what are their gains.

entertainment is a relative concept that should be left wholely at the feet of individuals.

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: "Woman Wrapper" - Miyonse Slammed By Nigerians Over This Photo by atuanso84: 8:36pm On Apr 03, 2017
tboss won't win. she never quite tick enough boxes.

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Health / Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by atuanso84: 9:08am On Apr 03, 2017
some people never de fear weed na mk. I remember one time in my unidays. hunger beat me into great depression. so I go my guy place go find food. my guy come give me blaww. omo after I smoke( god know wetin DT weed contain) na so I begin paform. I begin reason say the guy na devil agent dem send to kill my star.

I move once. enter taxi. I de suspect all men say dem wan us me for ritual. na so my deep paranoid carry me reach house. even my girl waeh come calm me I reason am as mamaid because she like to de carry me go swimming. na so I come de pray careless.

omo na my guys dem call come put me one side soak Garry pletty give me. make sure say I sleep. when I wake up. the laugh eh..still de echo till this day.

#no play with kwale igbo#

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Religion / Re: Lady "Vomits Cockcroach" As T.B Joshua Prays For Her In His Church (pics) by atuanso84: 6:45pm On Apr 02, 2017
many if you should know that your from a developing world so are your psych. your not yet as smart as you want to have yourself think. many of us need to start un learning and fast.

your minds have been hacked. its no a matter of when, it has already been done. the field of psychology in our part is still yet to be touch. this means many of us are soon going to be dealing with all manner of mind ailments.
Religion / Re: Weird Similarities Between Science And Religion As Reflect By Their Characters. by atuanso84: 2:00pm On Apr 02, 2017
felixomor:

There are even many more similarities.....

Scientists are now also prophecying about an apocalypse, the end of the world...

Some parts of Science also requires you to have "faith" to believe some things you have never seen and will never see, in order to believe some theories...


Nice write up.


yeah the apocalypse too. this coincidence always baffles me.
Religion / Weird Similarities Between Science And Religion As Reflect By Their Characters. by atuanso84: 9:23am On Apr 02, 2017
many who favour science over religion, often advocate the superiority of the former over the later. history has shown if anything, that sciences itself has his root firmly in religion, hence their similarities.

here are some weird patterns one may find interesting observing both phenomena or the main characters.

1#. scientist and priest live an isolated life.

be it shrine or laboratory, scientist and priest live out their days in isolation. if they choose to come out, it is often for that big announcement. which usually is short live before returning.

2#. weird enough they both prophesy.

call it prediction, or prophesy, both attempt to tell event that is to come. weather they are using oracles or divination, book.

3#. they both offer sacrifice.

while priest are in their shrine slaughtering animal for "breakthrough", scientist are somewhere in their own lab inject mice and Guinea pigs and yes sometimes voluntary human subject for " scientific breakthrough"

4#. They position is often final since they are the highest authority.

The submission we get when we here "the Gods has spoken" ..is often similar to what we get when it's proclaimed "according to scientists..."

5#. They are the go to guys for advice.

just as the priest are sought after for their their deep insight regarding various areas of life. research scientist also are being sought after as regard their deep knowledge in various spheres of life.

This two phenomenon for me are not in anyway separate but are mutually re_enforcing for the overall benefit if humanity.


God bless your Sunday!.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss Travelling For Her NYSC In Public Transport (Throwback Photo) by atuanso84: 3:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
if it was Efe nobody would complain. its this her self proclaim big girl (which is all in her head) that is causing this whala for her.

#pride goes before a fall#

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Food / Re: Nigerians Still Drinking Fanta And Sprite After High Court Ruling? - CNN Polls by atuanso84: 2:51pm On Mar 30, 2017
western world and their mumu. after they have set products in motion, sell out many cancer to people, they will suddenly start recalling them like new research has shown that...blah ..blah..blah..

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Romance / Re: In All Sincerity, What Will You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation?. by atuanso84: 1:12pm On Mar 30, 2017
nothing built on lies stands anyway. a thing like impotency can be forgiven if the person was not aware originally that he or she has such problem. so is barrenness. mind you if it were to be a cover up, then there was no marriage there in the first place.

let's not be afraid to bare it all in relationship. for love if it be true, suffers long and is kind. bares all things, hope and forgive all things.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Thirsty King Cobra Is Given Water From A Bottle In India Village(photos). by atuanso84: 8:42pm On Mar 29, 2017
GogetterMD:
Nigerians! angry

like seriously this is no longer funny. not monkeys, not even dogs..why always snakes. llaaala check yourself your fucking posses.
TV/Movies / Re: Bassey: "I Didn't Know That Debbie Kissed Me Until I Saw The Clip" by atuanso84: 6:48pm On Mar 29, 2017
because only men na de commit. make una continue to de play the victim card. one day na one day!
Family / Re: Daughter Gets Her Mother An Iphone 7 On Mothers Day, Her Reaction Is Epic (Video by atuanso84: 9:08am On Mar 28, 2017
vizkiz:
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Poor man's mentality. Be marketing pangolo phone you hear. grin

Someone that got her mother a latest product, how did you know she can't provide these other things to make her comfortable and be remembered in prayers? undecided

Nigerians always reacting why? undecided

Can't you just shut your trap and face your own mother? I bet someone like you will rather buy golf for his mother when you've got cash for Bentley just because you feel she can't "use it" undecided

God should make me rich. I will buy an island for my mother...



you don't get the point. my sister bought my dad an air condition unit for his birthday. till today that thing is still hanging on the wall.

I know the point this guy is trying to arrive at. probably gifts to our parents on special occasions should be tailored according to their immediate needs. iPhone for a old woman in a digital age (love aside) is a Misfit's. it may end being under utilised.
TV/Movies / Re: "Tboss Is Responsible, She's Using Jazz" - Nigerians React To Bassey's Eviction by atuanso84: 10:08pm On Mar 26, 2017
Igbos lost the war because when there commanders would site s Nigerian troops and scream "get down" .. they all would start dancing.
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Idris Arrives Dubai In Style. Photos by atuanso84: 10:03pm On Mar 26, 2017
if God wanted the woman to lead then all our prayers would be ending with "A _woman"!

but a man should lead so it's " A_men"

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Religion / Re: As A Christ-like Woman, What Will You Do In Any Of These Situations? by atuanso84: 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2017
I would immediately stop putting up useless hypothetical scenarios up just to generate lame conversations.
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo’s Mother At Omega Fire Ministry To Beg Apostle Suleman (Pics) by atuanso84: 4:16pm On Mar 26, 2017
AntiWailer:
Nonsense. I can bet this man has plenty questions to answer.

The desperation shows it all.

What is her mother's business with what she did ?

Threatening an innocent woman and letting her see she has nothing to lose because her daughter is a wayward person will not stop the scandal.

This Pastor is trying too hard and it will back fire.

The major discussion is if Apostle Slept with the girl or not.

The mother can not answer that question.

They should stop insulting people's intelligence even if they appear not to have brain to them.

Only Otobo her self can say what happened and what did not.

She has been talking and they are calling her names. Several women Ave been coming forward.

The girl that claimed Iyabo Oyo pimped her for Pastor is also alive, they should brng her mother too.

Meanwhile it is more than 48hours. Marine is not yet disgraced. Nothing happened as predicted by Apostle.

and you know the daughter more than the mother that give birth to her?.
whats a mothers business with what her own biological daughter did. see how your feasting on bad news and how your soul delight in it. so much so that your seem not to note the presence of the mother. a mothers shows up for her daughter case and you ask what's her business? if its not her business whose business is it more...? you!?

you love her more than her own mother right?
feast on this scandal long. enjoy it. because that's what's the world love most. but don't dare question a mothers right to her child.


aside...

before a girl turns 360 rough, you seriously don't want to know the pains she has cause her parent. A stripper for that matter. I am not condemning her, am just saying that old woman must have endured enough shame in one life time. if that otubo girl has any sense at all and respect for her family, she should have thought deep and hard before bringing this thing to the limelight. its not a matter if integrity. as she herself has non to speak. its rather a matter of Responsibility to self as well as others..in this case her family.

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Crime / Re: Man Murders His Uncle In Anambra With Cutlass For Refusing To Help Him (Graphic) by atuanso84: 9:35pm On Mar 25, 2017
no body owes you anything this life.

however, some members of a family can be funny sha. you just see them in bars, with women and clubs all the time. but ask them for just 5k....
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begging Apostle Suleman To Forgive Her Daughter (Video) by atuanso84: 8:20am On Mar 25, 2017
Firstcitizen:


God gave you a brain but unfortunately you don't know it's use. Please donate it to science so they can study it and perhaps get a cure for zombism

"zombism".. lol let me guess why you learnt that from...nairaland playground. right?

insults de sweet any picking weh dem no train true! na the only thing dem know be that. see how you quick to turn your gauge at me.



you dare assume the worst about a old woman without any corresponding evidence, proceeded to haul insults on her, not even minding her state of health or what she might be going through this period.
if on this bases i tell you that your family no raise you well to respect elderly people, that's me even putting it nicely.. otherwise I would have said your stupidity na real " follow come" and what you need to do is take DAT shiit call brain out and deep it in salt solution for an unspecified number if days
Religion / Re: Pastor Oritsejafor Gives Church Members N5m To Start Small Scale Businesses (Pic by atuanso84: 8:06am On Mar 25, 2017
Okies27:
. Many of you need to sharaap. It's people like you who come here to post things cos he didn't instruct anyone to. Come to Warri n see how many keke n cab he has given out. It happens every year. We should not criticize cos we don't know the charity some of them are doing in the secret without us knowing


no many if you need to listern. charity is not secondary to teaching. charity is God. when you show me some few keke caparative to what he has as personal belongings. then its probably you who needs to shut up!
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begging Apostle Suleman To Forgive Her Daughter (Video) by atuanso84: 7:59am On Mar 25, 2017
Firstcitizen:


God gave you a brain but unfortunately you don't know it's use. Please donate it to science so they can study it and perhaps get a cure for zombism
Celebrities / Re: Bovi Reacts To Kemen Disqualification: Beautiful Women Are Downfall Of Great Men by atuanso84: 7:52am On Mar 25, 2017
ovaRAYted:


The very fact that you quoted my post twice and all the while spewing senilely tells all about your verminous incertitude nature.

The trojan war was caused by a naive boy(paris) who made advances to and took away helen,wife of king Maleanus of sparta..consequence_genocide and slaughter of the trojan populance.
King David was a great king but a terrible womanizer,to the point he arranged the death of a man so he could take over his wife..consequence_God's anger on him and his house.
Solomon had a thousand concubines and was greatly obsessed with women,these multitude of women brought into his home their differrnt gods,deities,pagan ways and discord which hence lead to his decline from a wise king and death eventually.

Although influential men,their desire and gullibility outweighted their reason,drive and goals rendering them goaless without a strong resolve and vulnerable to a disappointing end....before you ever quote me and scribble a senseless post,think first...i could call you dumb and thirsty but it'll be an understatement


my point was there for you to see (summarily)

rather you chose to a stretch. what good is telling a story I tried to use summarily as my illustrative point. my point is women brought them down. am not interested in the stretch.

still do not overrate urself
Celebrities / Re: Heritage Bank Hosts Thin Tall Tony At Their Office, Presents A Gift To Him (Pic) by atuanso84: 10:08pm On Mar 24, 2017
at some point we all hunger for meaning in our life's.

if our purpose is to eat sleep, mate own mighty structure, marry and die. Then I dare say it is too rehears and already been done by countless many individuals.

look deep within yourself. there is more to you than meet the eye

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo's Mother Begging Apostle Suleman To Forgive Her Daughter (Video) by atuanso84: 8:41pm On Mar 24, 2017
Firstcitizen:
She is not sure about the girl's whereabouts

But she is sure she does not fvck pastors. Mumu woman don collect her own including the other members of the useless Family.

Either it's fear of the touch not my anointed punishment myth or mama don chop money too.

Very hopeless family.

yo

look at the way your are addressing a woman old enough to be your mother. whose family is a disgrace now?

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