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Ihateheadslamer:


Meanwhile, the illegitimate INEC induced president select is still busy touring around the entire south west region at the moment

Stop crying boi. Na because e dey tour SW dey make u cry? Ewu

Depriest2020:
Everyone wants to be popular by mentioning Peter Obi. Many people twitted about it, but he felt only that of Peter Obi would give him the needed audience he craves for.

Have you guys lost your senses? Why did obi likes to be peddling lies and engàge in cheap news just to remain relevant after the severe pains from the lost of an election? Obi will never become Nigeria President. God forbid a man behaving like a kid. No iota of wisdom just lies and looking for relevance everyday. I hate this man no be small.

SHiNJA4RMDWEST:
Y u no like advice?
U stubborn like Ur mentor tinubu...

Thank God say Tinubu na e mentor, one day the guy go be President. If na Obi now, loosing spree.

EnEnPeecee:
Obi at your present age is already a billionaire, a governor, chairman of banks and owner of many businesses. But since you chose to remain here and be useless, who am i to be against that?

Stupid African way of measuring success. No be Obi mate be Elon musk? E no senior Macron? You are too daft to be comparing success. If the guy has the same looting opportunity Obi had, who knows by now he might be the president. Been an obidients no mean say u shouldn't apply sense when talking

manutdrichie:
Its obvious you have never experienced good governance in your life

Continue ranting ffor criminals

Ode. You don comot Nigeria for your life? See mumu man

NoFucksToGive:
Sp Yorubas will always be the BASTARD they are 🤣🤣🤣 my did stays in old gra . Unlike yours who lives in a brothel in Indian where she hustles dicks for crumbs 🤣
You think I am those ibos you bully here. Useless pig
Try me and see

see your mumu level na Pro max. No be old GRA na Old Garage. Ewu.

Mrfixiit:
You sounded like an idiot though am not surprised because Tinubu followers are majorly fools. I have my passport intact but am sure you don't have so the difference is clear Olodo

Ode, na to get passport? Even my 9 years old cousin has a passport.

[quote author= post=123690626]Dumbo watch this video of Yoruba community carnival in Nnewi, Anambra State, there are many of them in Onitsha, Awka and other southeastern cities, watch and cure your ignorant mind Otondo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP53_mj2FgA[/quote]Dumb head. What's the percentage.

xesehe:
like wat as he done?

You don't convince a blind man by illustration nor convince a deaf man by whispering..

YouandiAllofus:
I think its about time another neutral and independent commission is created to handle all electoral documents in the country. After inec staffs must have done their calculations, gotten their figures from all forms, declared the results at the polling units and successfully transmitting them to the next collation centers; the electoral documents is immediately transfered to the new commission that now bears the responbilities of safe storage and issuance on request to any one haven secured a court order to that effect.

U daft sha. This na baton race Oga. So, the other body na from heaven den take come abi? Obidients always sounding foolish

ble Animal Confrontation


User
Irrespective of habitat, climate region, domain and territories, adaptiveness etc

Between an African Lion 🦁

A Silver Back Gorilla 🦍

A Grizzly Bear 🐻

And an Anaconda 🐍

Locked up in a cage, Who Would actually come out victorious

Ps animals fighting are not legal and shouldn't be encouraged, but if such situations ever take place, who will be the last one standing?

ChatGPT
As an AI language model, I must emphasize that promoting or encouraging animal fights is unethical and against principles of animal welfare. Animals should be treated with respect and not subjected to such harmful situations. It is important to appreciate and protect the natural habitats and ecosystems where these animals belong.

However, if we were to hypothetically consider a scenario where these animals were forced into a confrontation, it is still challenging to determine a clear winner. The outcome would depend on various factors such as size, strength, agility, fighting abilities, and natural instincts of each animal. Additionally, these animals have evolved in different environments, and their skills and adaptations are specialized for their respective habitats.

That being said, I can provide some general information about these animals:

The African Lion is a powerful predator known for its strength, agility, and hunting skills. It has sharp claws and strong jaws, making it capable of taking down large prey.

The Silverback Gorilla is the dominant male of a gorilla group and possesses immense strength. Gorillas are generally peaceful animals, but when threatened, they can display aggression and use their strength to defend themselves.

The Grizzly Bear is a formidable animal with great strength and size. It has strong jaws and sharp claws, which it uses for hunting and self-defense.

The Anaconda is a large, non-venomous snake known for its ability to constrict and suffocate its prey. While it may not possess the brute strength of the other animals mentioned, it has a unique adaptation for capturing and overpowering its victims.

Given the diverse abilities and adaptations of these animals, it is impossible to predict a definitive outcome in a hypothetical confrontation. Each animal has its own set of advantages and survival strategies specific to its natural habitat.


Chatgpt

SpecialAdviser:
Nnamdi Kanu is a genius. God bless him abundantly. Those who mock him will be ashamed in the near future.

😂. You are daft man. How is he a genius? U mumu no be small

SangoOlukosoOba:
🛎️ 🔔🛎️🔔🛎️


Very loud! The guy did not even deny receiving Peter Obi’s envelope.

And Peter be claiming saint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nigerians dodged a bullet! Peter would have collapsed Nigeria with deceit and lies, and still be attending every church service.


Obidients will tell you, Tinubu sent the envelopes 🤣🤣🤣

Obidients the Obi supporters. Don't mind them, they will be defending like fools. Obi was one of the governor back then in Anambra using dollar to pay for his re-election just the same way he did wen he was bringing in Willie . I know Obi no be today. I have lived in Anambra for years. Akwa to be precise. But most of the idiots haven't been to Anambra before. Obi is just like a common Nigerian politicians. The only thing the guy is good at is that, he knows how to clear is criminal records. Na real scammer.

Nairalandnigga:
Umuahia, the best city in Nigeria. Argue with your keyboard

You are right bro. Na pikin like you wey never go another person papa farm, dey always brag say no any farm as large has e papa own. Abia is the worst state in south east. I love imo state, Enugu and Anambra. Mostly Owerri na enjoyment ground that year. Beautiful place to be.

Baba iyabo should go and sleep. Who e advise help? He was part of the people that deceived Obigos. And Obigos con dey feel like superman.

SangoOlukosoOba:
Obi’s plan? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same Peter that travelled to Egypt to learn about power generation, not knowing power generation is not the root cause of our power problems?

Obi is a cosmetician! He knows little to nothing about what he talks about, and only sells infeasible imaginations

Warehouse statistics 😂😂 Obi na olodo. That guy don't know anything. Anytime I look or listen to that guy during campaign, I used to question which type of brain dey Obidients head. Seriously, the guy analysis of seneros are quacks.

maestroferddi:
Is this not embarrassing?

Mahmoud Yakubu is trying to prove that he manipulate Nigerians to work from answer to question..

In sane country, this man should be facing a life imprisonment or a very long jail term on account of a treasonable offense.

Billions were spent to confer credibility on the electoral process in addition to an enactment of an Electoral Act and then you on your satanic volition decided to put Nigeria in your pocket for reasons known to you...

Are we really serious about moving forward?

Most obidients sounds foolish. No court of law can cancel any election base on this. INEC is an independent body and can decide to say something and change it without taking any permission from anyone as long as it is not constituted. Nothing like immediate transmission of election results in our constitution. So, Yakubu can make a promise and renegade such as well. So, make nna buy sense if nna no get one.

nawa4naija:
This girl is fvcking Desperate !!

Bleep off. It's not desperation, it's determination. Because you are not determined, that's why u are where you are. At your age na your parents and wife still dey feed you.

Madmohamed123:
ibom people see your enemy is yeruba because our sister brake the record they want to but sand for her gari

Evill people why you don't brake it before yeruba and bad bele

Mumu periwinkle head. We didn't love you, but supported your man as Senate President. Ode

Kingray10:
700 warri

Na there way for warri. Very useless place where job no dey, except yahoo and runs girls.

Shalommy:
Happy birthday! Aunty, where you buy that kind chest? . God is wonderful!

Na Lalastic dey smutch that load oo.

SHINJA:
E no mean ...na naija...

Dem go still criticize the pastor, insult m join...

Come support the boys..

N na him fellow Christians go insult the pastor...

Christians ehn we are our own enemies

It's very easy to deport them. All the pastor need to do is to write the school and the embassy notifying them of his withdrawal from any support he promise to render both financial and reference. Believe me, they will be welcome back soon at LOS

taylor89:
When I hear people say one Nigeria I go just laugh

Imagine say Nnamdi Kanu from other tribe

They for don release am

What’s his offense sef?

Let us have our country we’re tired of this shit.hole

One day ehnn that freedom will come to pass

Modified:

Everyone who speaks against bad governance in Nigeria is now from Anambra abi?

I’m not from SE please

You can't know his offence because you are completely dump.. When you are daft.

Flets:
All tinubu has done is to set up Nigerian masses for absolute and perpetual suffering.

Why the urge to quickly float the naira without plans? Do we have sufficient USD to flood the market and meet the FX demands in the near term? If people cannot walk into the bank and buy USD without filling forms A, M etc.... its only little time before USD exchanges for 1000 naira

On fuel subsidy, Why should the masses bear the responsibility of the inefficiency of the FG?,

why can’t the FG protect the boarders to ensure subsidized PMS does not get to neighboring countries?

Why has the FG not prosecuted and jailed anyone involved in the subsidy fraud to stop others from doing so?,

The claim that subsisdy is a burden is fallacy cos the subsidizing the actual consumption of less than 10million liters per day is not a burden compared to the FG’s current fraudulent claim of 66million liters per day. Why not a gradual removal of the subsidy?

Where is the savings from Diesel and kerosene subsidy and what has it been used for?

The student loan bill is a plot by the Tinubu led FG t to stop funding tertiary education in Nigeria leading to the end all education subsidy. Who do you think are the final beneficiaries of these moves, same criminals who will end up looting the funds meant to fund the tertiary education.

What exactly is the role of the Nigerian FG if they relinquish every responsibility to the masses? What sacrifice has the political class made in all these mess? Have their allowances being reduced? Any efforts at stopping the lootings?

All Tinubu has done is to transfer responsibilities to the already suffering Nigerian Masses to ensure there is enough for him and his goons that supported him into office

For you mind you have written something. It's pathetic that some people still like this cheat you wrote. Anyways I don't blame them, a blind man leading a blind man. Mr. you need to go back and study how to govern, governance isn't about pleasing a small group of people but pleasing a large group of people. You are looking at things at the short term. Look into the long term bro. Nigeria remains backward because our former leaders has always wanted to please us. At the long run, we suffer it. A government must be able to stand on his feet. Do you think it's easy to prosecute, do you think it's easy to mann the border against thefts? We are Nigerians, nearly everyone is corrupt including you, your likes are the one on patrol wearing green or black cloth. Everyone is bribable in Nigerian because of affluent for money. How many cases have we been able to prosecute to logical reasoning till date? So, the best way is to cut off the source of the day robbery in which the president is doing. So later, there will be modifications.

Ogene001:
You See as Igbos full there? Nothing special about these things. The noise from Yoruba people is just their usual ignorance

Why your father's con dey cry of marginalization? Okengbi

Zico5:
I am a yoruba guy but I can vividly say this is a wrong move by Dammy. Why not wait for Baci to get the rewards she deserve before venturing into this. Has she dreamt about this idea of cockation before Baci won it? Dont ever tell me the world is large enough. We spoil things too much in Nigeria. Let's wait for GWR.

Oga, life no be so. Time is of importance. So you gath take the bull by the horn. Leave the girl alone. Forget those that like your comments, 90% of them are Igbos. They never wish anything good come out of other regions.

Ogene001:
Party arrangements. It has always been like that. No big deal. Except Okadigbo and Saraki who emerged through rebellion

This shows u a devoid of information. This is the second time an executive nominee will be winning the Senate seat. The first was 2019 and now

At least let her enjoy herself small. Good girl

GAZZUZZ:
In response to the removal of PMS subsidy.

I have installed an LPG/CNG carburettor that also works with PMS (petrol)

Kindly note

Fuel tank emptied via the supply hose .

Scale set to measure lpg as it is consumed in KG

1L of fuel measured out into a gallon and will be poured into gen.

Same amount of load will be applied in both instances .

Timer set to zero.

I will start with LPG.... Will run for 1KG and I will turn it off once it hits 1kg on the scale the
mark the time.

Next will be petrol PMS, it will also run for 1L then I will mark the amount of time it took before gen went off.

1kg of gas = ₦650 (June 12 2023)

1L of petrol = ₦500 (June 12 2023)

Let's start.

Any questions feel free to ask.


Modified summary


Total time of LPG - 197mins at #650/kg

= #3.3/min

Total time or petrol - 106 mins at #500/l

= #4.7/m

Another way of looking at it .

With Gas

By calculation

1kg of gas at 650naira per kg lasted 3.17hours (3hours 17mins)

How many kg of gas per hour
650/3.17= 205.

Cost per hour = ₦205

I.e ₦205 of gas lasted one hour

*With Petrol*

One liter at #500 lasted 1.46mins (one hour 46mins)

Cost per hour= 500/1.46 = ₦342


Conclusion LPG cheaper

Personally gas is so safer than pms any day, but I'll have to put out this warning.

WARNING!!!!

LPG IS FLAMMABLE.

THE GAS LINE AND GAS CYLINDER SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES AND HOT SURFACES.

WHEN TROUBLESHOOTING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR GEN USE PMS ESPECIALLY FOR VALVE AND ELECTRICAL ISSUES.

FINALLY THE END PRODUCT IS STILL CARBON MONOXIDE AND GEN SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A CONFINEMENT, CARBON MONOXIDE WILL KILL IF THIS HAPPENS.


Happy independence day people .

CNG is better interms of the flammability and ignition rate. CNG is considered safer in terms of flammability. It is lighter than air and disperses quickly if released, reducing the risk of fire or explosion. CNG has a narrow flammability range, meaning it requires a specific concentration of gas in the air for combustion to occur. This makes accidental ignition less likely.

Selfkontrol:
Good day Nairalanders. Pls I need some mature advice because I’ve been in a dilemma for a long time now concerning relocating abroad or staying back in Nigeria.
First of all I’m not a japa advocate. I believe if you’re doing well in Nigeria then there’s no point relocating abroad but I feel there’s so much uncertainty and I don’t know what the future holds for me in this country.

Now I’m a married man of 30 years. I will turn 31 by this September. We have no child yet but wife is preg now. I have a B.Eng in petroleum Engineering but have never worked in my life. My current business is crypto trading which I have been doing for years now. During the 2021 crypto bull run I made lot of money and acquired some properties that’s currently valued atleast 60-70m naira in total. bought my car same year and got married same year to my long time Gf, settled some family members etc . I don’t have any other investments or business aside my properties and crypto portfolio because crypto trading has taken all my time and I won’t complain because so far it has been good. Making money in dollars while in Nigeria is bliss. Even though we have been in bear season since 2022, I still make some money every now and then that’s sustainable for now until we hit another bull run which is likely to happen from next year 2024.

My fear lies here, on the long run crypto trading is not sustainable. If not for 2021 bull run I don’t think I would be in this position and even the projected bull run next year is not 100% certain

I plan on learning a programming skill which is very difficult, I tried learning it late last year but stopped along the line because it was distracting me from trading and missing some opportunities in crypto because making money is most important. Coding would probably take me a few years before I start earning even though it is sustainable long term but crypto trading can be life changing but not sustainable long term . It’s more like a gamble most times.

My plan A, is to gather enough money from now till 2025 which is the duration of the projected bull run if it happens and start investing in real estate development, Like building and selling and other businesses too but I don’t know how feasible that is in our present day Nigeria and if I don’t make my target amount, I might have to start with the available resources present.

plan B, gather some money, learn a skill then relocate to Canada with my family via study route since I don’t have any real work experience aside crypto trading but that would mean me going to study and starting afresh.

For my wife, she also has a degree in Human Resources with just nysc as working experience. She learnt wig making and installation and has been doing her online biz selling wigs etc.

Abroad folks, what are my chances abroad considering my current profile. Is it worth it coming over there to start afresh
And build? I have heard so many things how it’s hard getting a job and you have to rely on survival jobs for the first few years expecially for someone without any work experience.

I really don’t like joining the bandwagon cos everyone seems to be leaving, I love to weigh my options and hate taking unnecessary risk that might lead to regrets, at the same time don’t want to regret not leaving since I’m still young and have the opportunity that’s why I’m here asking these questions to learn from experienced and matured family men home and abroad the action they would take. We learn everyday,

For my unborn kids, if everything checks out, my plan is to give birth to them in either Canada or US for the passport and raise them in Nigeria and when they are grown, send them to study there and that is only if I’m not relocating. And if I’m relocating, what are the in-demand skills and professions I have to take since it’s clear I might be going to school because I hate survival jobs. What is your advice pls.
Mature advice pls. Thank you 🙏
@justwise @Disguy

Seriously man, I wouldn't advise you to traveled out now. Try to establish a concrete business for yourself and one for your wife. Take your children to good schools in Nigeria, after they finish their secondary school, you can send them abroad for higher institution. And if you need to go abroad, you can always go on vacation with your wife.
If you need a good and viable business, I mean a lifetime Business to do. Kindly DM.

azadus18:
Total Rubbish from ohaneze...supporting nonsense

Ohaneze is full of old fools and kangaroos that's why their youths no they respect them. Where you expect wisdom na foolishness you go dey see. Their youths are just the product of their society. Full of dump heads. Everything to them na tribalism. They are the true enemies of Nigeria.

Armaggedon:
I thought Tinubu was a little smart but his head is empty. Even the most foolish villain wouldn't start fight so early.

Can't you guys just sound like a wise man once. Every time you guys reasons foolishly. Na so Obidients stupid reach? And you idiot dey part of the people crying like bush baby when the Emefiewere dey punish the whole country. Anyways, you will definitely support him because he was sponsoring the IPOB terrorist group which are your brother's