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Education › Re: Johnmary Maduakolam To JAMB: Apologize To Mmesoma Ejikeme Or Face Litigation by Augustenite(m): 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2023
Kingcalls:
She can't go to jail... she is not as stupid as Tinubu or wike that will over do it... if she indeed forged it as u claim, she will be a fool to forge it to 1st position... no one does that ... u can't carry drugs and be the first in line to be checked ...most if u can't just use ur heads... what I suspect must have happened is that there was a glitch in the system and it shut up her scores ... the girl has always been intelligent... y will she forge it when she k ows even with out forging, she will still excel... this thing is being fueled by tribal bigots from SW ... the bitterness and envy in them can never give them peace
You get sense at all? See as you dey reason like a fool. Between you and the girl, I think the girl get sense pass you. This result was faked and na person help the girl do am. Very soon the truth will come out. The girl go soon confess and your blunt head will become more dumb.
Education › Re: Johnmary Maduakolam To JAMB: Apologize To Mmesoma Ejikeme Or Face Litigation by Augustenite(m): 10:40pm On Jul 04, 2023
Sharpsharp00123:
the tribalism igbos put into this complicated everything

The most annoying thing is that d real highest scorer is Igbo so all the victimization madness?

These people will put this little girl into more trouble n expose many things
Most Igbo youths reasons like cow. Everything to them na tribalism. Such bunch of almajiris. No sense to think right at all. That's why a fool in prison can still be making them sit at home. And a package fraud Obi can turn them to zombies.
Education › Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by Augustenite(m): 10:34pm On Jul 04, 2023
AfonjaEkiti:
Lies and propaganda everywhere.

The girl passed with flying colors shikena if you are in doubt ask the cocaine sniffing ajasco to produce his own
Let's see your own first.
Politics › Re: Oil Spillage In Eleme/Ogu, Rivers State (Pictures) by Augustenite(m): 12:03am On Jun 30, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
shocked

Meanwhile, the illegitimate INEC induced president select is still busy touring around the entire south west region at the moment angry
Stop crying boi. Na because e dey tour SW dey make u cry? Ewu
Politics › Re: Stop Spreading Fake News, Isaac Fayose Blasts Peter Obi, Ask DSS To Arrest Him by Augustenite(m): 1:35am On Jun 25, 2023
Depriest2020:
Everyone wants to be popular by mentioning Peter Obi. Many people twitted about it, but he felt only that of Peter Obi would give him the needed audience he craves for.
Have you guys lost your senses? Why did obi likes to be peddling lies and engàge in cheap news just to remain relevant after the severe pains from the lost of an election? Obi will never become Nigeria President. God forbid a man behaving like a kid. No iota of wisdom just lies and looking for relevance everyday. I hate this man no be small.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Gives Macron's Wife A Peck (Video) by Augustenite(m): 6:21pm On Jun 23, 2023
SHiNJA4RMDWEST:
Y u no like advice?
U stubborn like Ur mentor tinubu...
Thank God say Tinubu na e mentor, one day the guy go be President. If na Obi now, loosing spree.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Gives Macron's Wife A Peck (Video) by Augustenite(m): 6:17pm On Jun 23, 2023
EnEnPeecee:
Obi at your present age is already a billionaire, a governor, chairman of banks and owner of many businesses. But since you chose to remain here and be useless, who am i to be against that?
Stupid African way of measuring success. No be Obi mate be Elon musk? E no senior Macron? You are too daft to be comparing success. If the guy has the same looting opportunity Obi had, who knows by now he might be the president. Been an obidients no mean say u shouldn't apply sense when talking
Travel › Re: Gov Adeleke Government Commences Construction Activities On Ife-ede Road(photos) by Augustenite(m): 1:19pm On Jun 21, 2023
manutdrichie:
Its obvious you have never experienced good governance in your life

Continue ranting ffor criminals
Ode. You don comot Nigeria for your life? See mumu man
Politics › Re: Tinubu Delighted With Rousing Welcome In Port Harcourt (photos) by Augustenite(m): 1:18pm On Jun 21, 2023
NoFucksToGive:
Sp Yorubas will always be the BASTARD they are 🤣🤣🤣 my did stays in old gra . Unlike yours who lives in a brothel in Indian where she hustles dicks for crumbs 🤣
You think I am those ibos you bully here. Useless pig
Try me and see
see your mumu level na Pro max. No be old GRA na Old Garage. Ewu.
Politics › Re: I Feel Guilty What Happened To My Parents Was Because Of Me - Sonia Ekweremadu by Augustenite(m): 1:15pm On Jun 21, 2023
Mrfixiit:
You sounded like an idiot though am not surprised because Tinubu followers are majorly fools. I have my passport intact but am sure you don't have so the difference is clear Olodo
Ode, na to get passport? Even my 9 years old cousin has a passport.
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Government Acquires Innoson CNG Buses (Video) by Augustenite(m): 1:13pm On Jun 21, 2023
[quote author= post=123690626]Dumbo watch this video of Yoruba community carnival in Nnewi, Anambra State, there are many of them in Onitsha, Awka and other southeastern cities, watch and cure your ignorant mind Otondo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP53_mj2FgA[/quote]Dumb head. What's the percentage.
Politics › Re: I Doff My Heart To President Tinubu; He Is Courageous Like Awolowo - Reno Omokri by Augustenite(m): 11:43pm On Jun 20, 2023
xesehe:
like wat as he done?
You don't convince a blind man by illustration nor convince a deaf man by whispering..
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP To Close Case Challenging Tinubu’s Election Thursday by Augustenite(m): 11:03pm On Jun 20, 2023
YouandiAllofus:
I think its about time another neutral and independent commission is created to handle all electoral documents in the country. After inec staffs must have done their calculations, gotten their figures from all forms, declared the results at the polling units and successfully transmitting them to the next collation centers; the electoral documents is immediately transfered to the new commission that now bears the responbilities of safe storage and issuance on request to any one haven secured a court order to that effect.
U daft sha. This na baton race Oga. So, the other body na from heaven den take come abi? Obidients always sounding foolish
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Augustenite(m): 10:55pm On Jun 20, 2023
ble Animal Confrontation


User
Irrespective of habitat, climate region, domain and territories, adaptiveness etc

Between an African Lion 🦁

A Silver Back Gorilla 🦍

A Grizzly Bear 🐻

And an Anaconda 🐍

Locked up in a cage, Who Would actually come out victorious

Ps animals fighting are not legal and shouldn't be encouraged, but if such situations ever take place, who will be the last one standing?

ChatGPT
As an AI language model, I must emphasize that promoting or encouraging animal fights is unethical and against principles of animal welfare. Animals should be treated with respect and not subjected to such harmful situations. It is important to appreciate and protect the natural habitats and ecosystems where these animals belong.

However, if we were to hypothetically consider a scenario where these animals were forced into a confrontation, it is still challenging to determine a clear winner. The outcome would depend on various factors such as size, strength, agility, fighting abilities, and natural instincts of each animal. Additionally, these animals have evolved in different environments, and their skills and adaptations are specialized for their respective habitats.

That being said, I can provide some general information about these animals:

The African Lion is a powerful predator known for its strength, agility, and hunting skills. It has sharp claws and strong jaws, making it capable of taking down large prey.

The Silverback Gorilla is the dominant male of a gorilla group and possesses immense strength. Gorillas are generally peaceful animals, but when threatened, they can display aggression and use their strength to defend themselves.

The Grizzly Bear is a formidable animal with great strength and size. It has strong jaws and sharp claws, which it uses for hunting and self-defense.

The Anaconda is a large, non-venomous snake known for its ability to constrict and suffocate its prey. While it may not possess the brute strength of the other animals mentioned, it has a unique adaptation for capturing and overpowering its victims.

Given the diverse abilities and adaptations of these animals, it is impossible to predict a definitive outcome in a hypothetical confrontation. Each animal has its own set of advantages and survival strategies specific to its natural habitat.


Chatgpt
Politics › Re: Invite Nnamdi Kanu For Discussion, Ohanaeze Tells Tinubu by Augustenite(m): 2:04pm On Jun 19, 2023
SpecialAdviser:
Nnamdi Kanu is a genius. God bless him abundantly. Those who mock him will be ashamed in the near future.
😂. You are daft man. How is he a genius? U mumu no be small
Politics › Re: Tomide Akinribido Accuses Peter Obi Of Giving Delegates Cash Filled Envelopes. by Augustenite(m): 8:45pm On Jun 18, 2023
SangoOlukosoOba:
🛎️ 🔔🛎️🔔🛎️


Very loud! The guy did not even deny receiving Peter Obi’s envelope.

And Peter be claiming saint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nigerians dodged a bullet! Peter would have collapsed Nigeria with deceit and lies, and still be attending every church service.


Obidients will tell you, Tinubu sent the envelopes 🤣🤣🤣
Obidients the Obi supporters. Don't mind them, they will be defending like fools. Obi was one of the governor back then in Anambra using dollar to pay for his re-election just the same way he did wen he was bringing in Willie . I know Obi no be today. I have lived in Anambra for years. Akwa to be precise. But most of the idiots haven't been to Anambra before. Obi is just like a common Nigerian politicians. The only thing the guy is good at is that, he knows how to clear is criminal records. Na real scammer.
Politics › Re: Umuahia Town Still Looking Like Glorified Village – Otti by Augustenite(m): 8:23pm On Jun 18, 2023
Nairalandnigga:
Umuahia, the best city in Nigeria. Argue with your keyboard
You are right bro. Na pikin like you wey never go another person papa farm, dey always brag say no any farm as large has e papa own. Abia is the worst state in south east. I love imo state, Enugu and Anambra. Mostly Owerri na enjoyment ground that year. Beautiful place to be.
Politics › Re: What Boko Haram Leaders Told Me - Obasanjo by Augustenite(m): 7:35pm On Jun 17, 2023
Baba iyabo should go and sleep. Who e advise help? He was part of the people that deceived Obigos. And Obigos con dey feel like superman.
Politics › Re: Dangote, Bill Gates To Meet Tinubu On Monday by Augustenite(m): 7:28pm On Jun 17, 2023
SangoOlukosoOba:
Obi’s plan? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same Peter that travelled to Egypt to learn about power generation, not knowing power generation is not the root cause of our power problems?

Obi is a cosmetician! He knows little to nothing about what he talks about, and only sells infeasible imaginations
Warehouse statistics 😂😂 Obi na olodo. That guy don't know anything. Anytime I look or listen to that guy during campaign, I used to question which type of brain dey Obidients head. Seriously, the guy analysis of seneros are quacks.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Victory: AIT Broadcaster Ijeoma Osamor Testifies For Peter Obi by Augustenite(m): 1:13am On Jun 17, 2023
maestroferddi:
Is this not embarrassing?

Mahmoud Yakubu is trying to prove that he manipulate Nigerians to work from answer to question..

In sane country, this man should be facing a life imprisonment or a very long jail term on account of a treasonable offense.

Billions were spent to confer credibility on the electoral process in addition to an enactment of an Electoral Act and then you on your satanic volition decided to put Nigeria in your pocket for reasons known to you...

Are we really serious about moving forward?
Most obidients sounds foolish. No court of law can cancel any election base on this. INEC is an independent body and can decide to say something and change it without taking any permission from anyone as long as it is not constituted. Nothing like immediate transmission of election results in our constitution. So, Yakubu can make a promise and renegade such as well. So, make nna buy sense if nna no get one.
Food › Re: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by Augustenite(m): 1:04am On Jun 17, 2023
nawa4naija:
This girl is fvcking Desperate !!
Bleep off. It's not desperation, it's determination. Because you are not determined, that's why u are where you are. At your age na your parents and wife still dey feed you.
Food › Re: We Are Aware Of Chef Dammy’s Cooking Marathon, Willing To Review Evidence - GWR by Augustenite(m): 7:04pm On Jun 16, 2023
Madmohamed123:
ibom people see your enemy is yeruba because our sister brake the record they want to but sand for her gari

Evill people why you don't brake it before yeruba and bad bele
Mumu periwinkle head. We didn't love you, but supported your man as Senate President. Ode
Business › Re: How Much Is Cooking Gas In Your Area? by Augustenite(m): 6:59pm On Jun 16, 2023
Kingray10:
700 warri
Na there way for warri. Very useless place where job no dey, except yahoo and runs girls.
Events › Re: Happy Birthday To Meeee!!! Maureensylvia by Augustenite(m): 6:52pm On Jun 16, 2023
Shalommy:
Happy birthday! Aunty, where you buy that kind chest? shocked. God is wonderful!
Na Lalastic dey smutch that load oo.
Education › Re: Happie Boys 'Clubbing And Drinking' In Cyprus by Augustenite(m): 6:48pm On Jun 16, 2023
SHINJA:
E no mean ...na naija...

Dem go still criticize the pastor, insult m join...

Come support the boys..

N na him fellow Christians go insult the pastor...

Christians ehn we are our own enemies
It's very easy to deport them. All the pastor need to do is to write the school and the embassy notifying them of his withdrawal from any support he promise to render both financial and reference. Believe me, they will be welcome back soon at LOS
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Family Sacks Lawyers Ozekhome, Ejiofor by Augustenite(m): 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2023
taylor89:
When I hear people say one Nigeria I go just laugh

Imagine say Nnamdi Kanu from other tribe

They for don release am

What’s his offense sef?

Let us have our country we’re tired of this shit.hole

One day ehnn that freedom will come to pass

Modified:

Everyone who speaks against bad governance in Nigeria is now from Anambra abi?

I’m not from SE please
You can't know his offence because you are completely dump.. When you are daft.
Politics › Re: Olisa Agbakoba Applauds President Tinubu On Floating The Naira And Subsidy by Augustenite(m): 11:40pm On Jun 14, 2023
Flets:
All tinubu has done is to set up Nigerian masses for absolute and perpetual suffering.

Why the urge to quickly float the naira without plans? Do we have sufficient USD to flood the market and meet the FX demands in the near term? If people cannot walk into the bank and buy USD without filling forms A, M etc.... its only little time before USD exchanges for 1000 naira

On fuel subsidy, Why should the masses bear the responsibility of the inefficiency of the FG?,

why can’t the FG protect the boarders to ensure subsidized PMS does not get to neighboring countries?

Why has the FG not prosecuted and jailed anyone involved in the subsidy fraud to stop others from doing so?,

The claim that subsisdy is a burden is fallacy cos the subsidizing the actual consumption of less than 10million liters per day is not a burden compared to the FG’s current fraudulent claim of 66million liters per day. Why not a gradual removal of the subsidy?

Where is the savings from Diesel and kerosene subsidy and what has it been used for?

The student loan bill is a plot by the Tinubu led FG t to stop funding tertiary education in Nigeria leading to the end all education subsidy. Who do you think are the final beneficiaries of these moves, same criminals who will end up looting the funds meant to fund the tertiary education.

What exactly is the role of the Nigerian FG if they relinquish every responsibility to the masses? What sacrifice has the political class made in all these mess? Have their allowances being reduced? Any efforts at stopping the lootings?

All Tinubu has done is to transfer responsibilities to the already suffering Nigerian Masses to ensure there is enough for him and his goons that supported him into office
For you mind you have written something. It's pathetic that some people still like this cheat you wrote. Anyways I don't blame them, a blind man leading a blind man. Mr. you need to go back and study how to govern, governance isn't about pleasing a small group of people but pleasing a large group of people. You are looking at things at the short term. Look into the long term bro. Nigeria remains backward because our former leaders has always wanted to please us. At the long run, we suffer it. A government must be able to stand on his feet. Do you think it's easy to prosecute, do you think it's easy to mann the border against thefts? We are Nigerians, nearly everyone is corrupt including you, your likes are the one on patrol wearing green or black cloth. Everyone is bribable in Nigerian because of affluent for money. How many cases have we been able to prosecute to logical reasoning till date? So, the best way is to cut off the source of the day robbery in which the president is doing. So later, there will be modifications.
Politics › Re: List Of Senate Presidents & Speakers Of The House Of Representatives Of Nigeria by Augustenite(m): 5:55pm On Jun 13, 2023
Ogene001:
You See as Igbos full there? Nothing special about these things. The noise from Yoruba people is just their usual ignorance
Why your father's con dey cry of marginalization? Okengbi
Food › Re: Chef Dammy Surpasses Hilda Baci’s 100-Hour Cook-a-Thon Record by Augustenite(m): 5:47pm On Jun 13, 2023
Zico5:
I am a yoruba guy but I can vividly say this is a wrong move by Dammy. Why not wait for Baci to get the rewards she deserve before venturing into this. Has she dreamt about this idea of cockation before Baci won it? Dont ever tell me the world is large enough. We spoil things too much in Nigeria. Let's wait for GWR.
Oga, life no be so. Time is of importance. So you gath take the bull by the horn. Leave the girl alone. Forget those that like your comments, 90% of them are Igbos. They never wish anything good come out of other regions.
Politics › Re: Hon Benjamin Kalu Elected Deputy Speaker Of House Of Reps Unopposed by Augustenite(m): 5:43pm On Jun 13, 2023
Ogene001:
Party arrangements. It has always been like that. No big deal. Except Okadigbo and Saraki who emerged through rebellion
This shows u a devoid of information. This is the second time an executive nominee will be winning the Senate seat. The first was 2019 and now
Food › Re: Ekiti Chef, Dammy Dances Away After 80+ Hours Of Cooking, Turned Off Gas(video) by Augustenite(m): 12:36am On Jun 13, 2023
At least let her enjoy herself small. Good girl
Autos › Re: I Converted My Generator to LPG And Tested The Fuel Consumption/Cost by Augustenite(m): 7:41pm On Jun 12, 2023
GAZZUZZ:
In response to the removal of PMS subsidy.

I have installed an LPG/CNG carburettor that also works with PMS (petrol)

Kindly note

Fuel tank emptied via the supply hose .

Scale set to measure lpg as it is consumed in KG

1L of fuel measured out into a gallon and will be poured into gen.

Same amount of load will be applied in both instances .

Timer set to zero.

I will start with LPG.... Will run for 1KG and I will turn it off once it hits 1kg on the scale the
mark the time.

Next will be petrol PMS, it will also run for 1L then I will mark the amount of time it took before gen went off.

1kg of gas = ₦650 (June 12 2023)

1L of petrol = ₦500 (June 12 2023)

Let's start.

Any questions feel free to ask.


Modified summary


Total time of LPG - 197mins at #650/kg

= #3.3/min

Total time or petrol - 106 mins at #500/l

= #4.7/m

Another way of looking at it .

With Gas

By calculation

1kg of gas at 650naira per kg lasted 3.17hours (3hours 17mins)

How many kg of gas per hour
650/3.17= 205.

Cost per hour = ₦205

I.e ₦205 of gas lasted one hour

*With Petrol*

One liter at #500 lasted 1.46mins (one hour 46mins)

Cost per hour= 500/1.46 = ₦342


Conclusion LPG cheaper

Personally gas is so safer than pms any day, but I'll have to put out this warning.

WARNING!!!!

LPG IS FLAMMABLE.

THE GAS LINE AND GAS CYLINDER SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES AND HOT SURFACES.

WHEN TROUBLESHOOTING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR GEN USE PMS ESPECIALLY FOR VALVE AND ELECTRICAL ISSUES.

FINALLY THE END PRODUCT IS STILL CARBON MONOXIDE AND GEN SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A CONFINEMENT, CARBON MONOXIDE WILL KILL IF THIS HAPPENS.


Happy independence day people .
CNG is better interms of the flammability and ignition rate. CNG is considered safer in terms of flammability. It is lighter than air and disperses quickly if released, reducing the risk of fire or explosion. CNG has a narrow flammability range, meaning it requires a specific concentration of gas in the air for combustion to occur. This makes accidental ignition less likely.

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