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Romance / Re: My Weed Experience by Auladimeji1: 9:00pm On Apr 15, 2020
It happened this year maybe March at Abuja

I was in school but I was tired and school seems dull.
My friends and I left school to our school(We live outside the campus and we live in the same compound but different rooms)
We're 4 in our circle(Tobi,Myself, Lanre and Daniel)
Tobi and Lanre smokes weed daily in fact they spend nothing less than 10k on weed per week(They are smokers).

Thursday precisely, We got home Tobi and Lanre bought 3k weeds.
I've never tasted nor smoke weed in my life.
On that day,they were(Tobi and Lanre)smoking the weed,I collected 200 naira own from them and started swallowing it for nothing.
When I was swallowing it my friends were shocked but kept mute.
I took a nap,then the weed started manifesting.

I was on my bed and I started smiling for nothing, Tobi knew that the weed has started working but Daniel was worried about me.
I stood up and told Daniel to pour water on my head because I knew that something was wrong with me.
Tobi said he's going to the shops seller to buy what we gonna eat,I followed him so that I can know maybe I was dreaming or it was real.
We got to the woman selling the provides,I started smiling again without talking to anybody, I don't want people to start looking at me anyhow, So I bowed my face.I told Tobi to buy garri for me because I read it that garri can make the weed powerless in the blood stream but he never did.
We started walking home but I noticed that the ground was high so I started march walking.
We got home,I went to my room and started praying to God to take this highness from me.
I called one of my friend who's a pastor to please pray for me,he started praying but the prayer was long so I shouted at him through the phone, then disconnected the call .
My mind was racing,my soul was in another dimension.
I wanted to call my pastor uncle to also pray me but I knew he'll ask what was wrong and I dare not tell him because I'll be discipline by the rest of the families and they'll be disappointed in fact I'll be taken from my school and I don't want to start school afresh,although I called him when I saw that I don't have any option,he didn't pick the call but called me back.
I picked the call,instead of me to tell him the truth,I lied about my financial status and he sent some cash.
All these was going on Tobi was making jest of me asking me silly questions but silly me was answering him but Daniel was not happy about my situation at all,Lanre became afraid that I was mad.
Tobi cooked the food,I couldn't eat,around 11pm I started feeling hot,I was sweating and I couldn't breath very well.
I was afraid.My mind told me that "IS THIS HOW YOU ARE GOING TO BE MAD,YOU WERE SENT TO STUDY BUT YOU STARTED SWALLOWING WEED"
The next day the weed minimized from my system but not all, I left for school to write the last test,I got to school, I started smiling again but I bowed my head,I didn't interact with anybody except my friends(Tobi and Daniel) because I don't want to be saying rubbish.
Honestly!!! When I saw the questions, I could remembered everything and I answered it,pass it to my friends to also copy,they submitted but I couldn't submit because I was afraid of submitting to the lectures because I don't know if I gets to the lecturer I'll be doing another thing.

Results of the test I allowed my friend copy from me,came out,honestly they got everything

Drug is bad,stop misusing of drug
Say no to drug abuse

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Phones / Re: JUST FOR FUN!! What Is The Funniest Wifi Name You’ve Ever Seen Or Used? by Auladimeji1: 7:47pm On Apr 15, 2020
Covid-2020cheesycheesycheesy (with
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Romantic Place You've Ever Been To on A Date? by Auladimeji1: 10:02pm On Oct 10, 2019
Codedruns.comcheesy
Romance / Re: Sandra8 Has Deactivated. No More Female Based Miseducations. by Auladimeji1: 9:45pm On Oct 10, 2019
I love it whenever I see females fight themselves on Nairaland.I always be like FAYOSE THE BATcheesy

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Romance / Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Auladimeji1: 9:17pm On Oct 10, 2019
Na virgin,introvert and shy guys dey use pickup lines

People like me be like:Hey fine girl?
How are you
Can we be friends that will be fvcking each other.

Because Oyinbo say what?if you see a damsel you admire and you don't have the mind to tell her to mind,you won't make heaven.
Taink youcheesy

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Romance / Re: Guys: Are You Comfortable With Your Girl Having A Male Bestie? by Auladimeji1: 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2019
What is he bestieing that I cannot bestified. I hate Nonsense
Romance / Re: I Wish I Fvcked Her When I Had The Chance by Auladimeji1: 8:25pm On Oct 10, 2019
I started like you with my ex,we were study mate but I started flirting with her while studying, She'll be reading beside me and I will be rubbing her lap until she became my girlfriend

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Romance / Re: How Did You Toast Your Lady And What Was Her Reaction by Auladimeji1: 7:25pm On Oct 10, 2019
Well,She had a crush on me and I had a crush on her so before I wooed her we've been friends so when I wooed her she do her normal Nigeria girl but las las she agreed and we fvcked
Romance / Re: Girl Sacrifices Her Relationship For The Happiness Of Her Best Friend by Auladimeji1: 4:31pm On Oct 10, 2019
But you forgot to tell us how happy you were when they broke up

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Romance / Re: This Year I Met A Guy Who I Felt Was The "Last Bus Stop" For This My Singlehood! by Auladimeji1: 4:07pm On Oct 10, 2019
https://www.nairaland.com/5463634/saw-girlfriend-coded-runs

Were you not the girl that trade on coded runs.The link above verified my claim

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Suspected Fraudster At Presidential Villa by Auladimeji1: 10:57am On Oct 10, 2019
ejicesilas:
Please, can someone direct me on how to report issues here? Fraudulent activities by one WALE REHOBOTH INVESTMENT. Please help to save others.
Go to verified EFCC page on Facebook and report
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Christians Pray For Donald Trump Over Impeachment by Auladimeji1: 10:59pm On Oct 08, 2019
Majorities of Nigerians that supports Trump are ignorant, People living in the USA are complaining, you that is living in Nigeria is supporting just because he supports Israel
Trump is never a Christian, he's an asshole
Moreover Israel is not a Christian country also

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Kagame Launches Africa’s First Smartphone Factory In Rwanda by Auladimeji1: 10:57am On Oct 08, 2019
I'm here to see some unfortunate creatures to defame Nigeria as usual forgetting that we also manufactures Cars
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Vows To Destroy Turkish Economy If ISIS Returns by Auladimeji1: 10:55am On Oct 08, 2019
Trump and Threatening people. Putin bomboy

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Romance / Re: Friends Reunite After 27 Years; Recreate Their Childhood Photo by Auladimeji1: 9:49pm On Oct 07, 2019
Shibaraba:
See that position, na him dey sweet pass to watch TV that year
That's for just 15-20 minutes anything aside that your hand and neck go hear am

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Romance / Re: Married Lady Send Nudes To Boyfriend For Iphone 11 by Auladimeji1: 9:23pm On Oct 07, 2019
Fvcking Michelle ass not Dunlop asscheesycheesycheesy
Romance / Re: Couple Shows Off Fitness Skills In Lovely Pre-Wedding Pictures by Auladimeji1: 7:05am On Oct 04, 2019
Does it guaranty an happy marriage

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Celebrities / Re: Akinsanya Idowu: MC Oluomo Celebrates His Son's Birthday With Cute Pictures by Auladimeji1: 7:01am On Oct 04, 2019
1+1=11cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Reacts After A User Photoshopped His Image With Tacha by Auladimeji1: 6:58am On Oct 04, 2019
No no,I want to see Shata bandle and Tasha
Politics / Re: South African Police Shoot IPOB Protesters With Rubber Bullets by Auladimeji1: 6:55am On Oct 04, 2019
SAns were killing Igbo's,Nigerians accused PMB of not doing anything, Now PMB went their and you guys wanted to disgrace him,whatever happens to you guys,you deserve it

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Blames Nigerians In South Africa For The Xenophobic Attacks by Auladimeji1: 2:03am On Oct 04, 2019
It will never be well with whoever post fake news

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Nigerian Men React When They Impregnate A Lady Out Of Wedlock by Auladimeji1: 10:08am On Sep 29, 2019
I'm here to read comments, so continue scrolling

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Romance / Re: 'Y U Toast Me, Wen U No Say U No Love Me'- Lady Cries Out After Being Abandoned by Auladimeji1: 8:25am On Sep 25, 2019
I love it when guys breaks girls heart because if they have the opportunity many of them will also do it
Crime / Re: Burglars Steal Solid Gold Toilet Worth £1milion In A Raid On Blenheim Palace by Auladimeji1: 6:49am On Sep 15, 2019
When there's hunger/poverty in the world,these people built Gold toilet.Ona head dey lick

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Politics / Re: We Will Not Call Nigeria Zoo Again- South Africa Returnees by Auladimeji1: 7:52am On Sep 14, 2019
360degreess:
No you people should continue to call it zoo..since south Africans have reset your brains.. the posters above me saying nonsense, you people should know that no country in the world that any of you will claim to be your country apart from Naija...That's how you people will be abusing naija but when you travel out,most of you will be involved in fraud & 419,tarnishing the image of the same country you called a zoo..
Any Nigerian who goes to another country with aim of involving in fraud in oder to tarnish the image of Nigeria, it shall never be well with that person, and may God disgrace that person..
Amen. May that person be kill by a tray bullet

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Romance / Re: Couple's Hot Wedding Kiss Got People Talking (Photos) by Auladimeji1: 12:44am On Sep 14, 2019
This one lulu won swallow her face since he don't pay the bride price

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Romance / Re: Mum ‘marries’ A Tree In Front Of Family, Plans To Change Her Name (photos) by Auladimeji1: 12:42am On Sep 14, 2019
Whites are weirdest creature God ever created
Romance / Re: Man Accidentally Beheads Himself During Islamic Celebration by Auladimeji1: 12:38am On Sep 14, 2019
This english is making me to turning about

How can someone cut his head off?Are you sure he cut it off or he sliced his throat mistakely

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Romance / Re: My Husband Inherited His Late Brother's Wife by Auladimeji1: 12:28am On Sep 14, 2019
Pharaoh4rin:
Believe him at ur own peril. Tell him to get u pregnant or else...... and trust me, u will see the gigolo do d damn thing.
Sey your hand no fit cover your brother,no burst the man na.Leave am like that.If you burst am weting you gain

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Romance / Re: My Husband Inherited His Late Brother's Wife by Auladimeji1: 12:25am On Sep 14, 2019
adontcare:
Mrs, the man just lied to you. He is happily married and had a baby with his wife. Please use ur head.
Will you get lost?Nonsense

Make ona no bust kasala for this man. Abeg oo

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