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Dpharisee:
Use of IP address, then email and his Facebook page

This is a breach of nairaland rule number 10.

MedicH:
good way to start a living. send a pm

I don't have access to the mail I used in opening my nairaland account anymore. You can reach me via sagayt@gmail dot com. Thanks in anticipation.

MedicH:
One guess i can make about you right now is that you do not own a functional laptop. If my guess is correct, the you are the architect of your condition and no one can help you but yourself. Not even your God would want to help you

Bro please don't mind my naivety, I just got a laptop ( used ) from my elder brother. How can I put it to use and make a living?

I just tire for life. I don suffer well well o. I want learn online skill take helep myself and my family but I no get laptop. Anybody wey get spare laptop abeg make una give me, abeg. I don tire to find work. I wan use am learn graphic design and web development.

Kunleforreal:
Thanks for your patronage

I have a lenovo thinkpad with motherboard problem. Can I swap with a working one? If this is possible, how do I get to you, I'm in Delta state.

Leverkusen to win. How do you see it guys?

TheRealProphet:
Person don tag viking007 as cult member

That person is an ignoramus. Because someone's moniker has Viking in it means he is a cult member. Illiteracy is the major problem of this country.

IkpuNneGi:
Shatap there

Have you ever drop 2 odds here??

You want make the almighty puskin ban you?D;

newinventions:
Hit my signature and send me a message on WhatsApp

Done. Expecting your reply boss.

newinventions:
Guy send me a message on WhatsApp so I can send you some ebooks and videos. Guys are making money from forex trading. Let me help you change your life. You don't need all this e-warrior things. It won't put food on the table.

I am willing to help you for free. It's not a joke.

Bro abeg send me the videos and ebooks.

airsaylongcom:
But Warri dey carry last before?

Na so Joseph Pessu, my Itsekiri brother take die for nothing during lockdown. If you see armed security officer for Nigeria just give them chance make newspaper no use your name do headline.

]Immediately I saw the headline I expected the " Warri no dey carry last" crew to comment and I was right. I am from Warri but only a foolish man argues or fights with an armed Nigerian policeman.

newinventions:
Learn how to trade forex. If you put all your heart and mind to learn how to trade forex, I give you six month, your friends and family will think you are into Yahoo.

How do one go about learning it? I mean tutorials, videos and other learning aids.

locust:
We go hard by 5:30pm

This thread must have really over flooded your mentions
https://www.nairaland.com/5883779/millions-locusts-attack-india-residential

ValCon888:
This is not to condone rape, but she probably kept the pregnancy because the rapist was a fine guy.

I don't think she'd have kept it if it was a guy that looked like Ned Nwoko.

You are forgetting that Ned Nwoko's wife is more beautiful than her. Looks does not make a man, money does.

datdudeAY:
I know of someone who just died of this virus less than 24hours ago.
Please peeps, stay safe!
Do not throw caution into the wind.
God be with us all. Amen

Did he have any underlying health issues?

atoleybaba:
oga speak in English...must you show yourself? The French speaking lady took effort to even use Google translate so she can communicate. U came here to show u Sabi french. Oversabi human being

That's how people fail exams. Over sabism dey worry am.You ask them for 10 they want to show you they know 20.

bolaayenimo:
That's how one gave my daughter Amoxil tablet meant for adult. Sue them!

Really

OMG! The difference is just too much. The chick is really depressed.

AKAFINA101:
Please Read the Bible Very Well, God did put Onan to Death because he slept with her brother wife but refuse to put the semen into her, that makes God angry to kill him. if he refuse to slept with his late brother wife God will not have kill him.

God killed Onan because he refused putting his semen inside his brother's wife. Such an act amounts to refusing to sleep with her, either ways God would have killed him.

NwanyiAkwaetitibabe . Unfortunately she deactivated.

Bolowolowo:
Try to suck the pus from the rashes. It will not only be soothing for the child but you are getting protein at the same time.

I nominate this post for the most silly post of the year.

GraGra247:
Sentence is too harsh.

You won't say this if that little girl were your daughter or sister.

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Leave that girl. Do it fast, if you don't leave her you will end up a miserable man. Dem neva marry woman she don dey insult mother in-law. After marrying her she would beat your mum before you return from work. Her dad asking you to postpone the marriage was God's way of trying to save your ass but you have been blinded by love.

wallexbaba:
better luck next time....u really tried

Bros I nearly cried when I saw goals pimping in from left and right in the vikingur match. Anyway, We fight another day.

Confirmedzombie:
God bless you sir. Even if they are all from the South East.

They remain your sons and brothers. I just hope that IPOBS will appreciate this kind gesture.

You be real confirmed zombie. Where was it stated that they are from the east. What's the point of bringing tribe and region into this?

Guys do I cashout or not? What do you suggest? B9PN158359069AZ-3611259

consultancy:
I would say 41 unmarried is already late, for a female. For a man, still late, but not as bad as that of female. U should get married ASAP and start a family (if you are financially capable). Its best to train kids with the vigorous strength and agility of a youth. No be say u dey 55 years now ur children will still be in nursery or primary school crying daddy daddy buy me biscuit each morning

I have a cousin who is 56 and is not married. He always claim that he'll get married "soon" but soon don turn am to old man finish.

deltateam:
Last game for today Confirmed
Who wants to collect #34 000 sweet money for this week?
Oya collect am
Dinamo Brest vs Dinamo Minsk
U3.5
#100 000 to chop #134 000 guaranteed.
E don land.

54" and it's already 2:1. Prayer mode activated.

Privatepart00:
They now have a new traveling bag , property been acquired small small

All these are window-dressing. Just to make it look as if they are well taken care of.

GOFRONT:
I hope this pandemic last till 2023....

Bros e be like say you and your prayer go "GOFRONT" just like your moniker.

There's this little boy in my hood who walked at 6 months. He was running when he was 7 months.