₦airaland Forum

Good day fam, I am in dire need of a used laptop which I can use to learn web development. I have been brutalized by poverty and hardship such that I contemplated suicide and I realised that I just have to learn a skill if I'm to make something meaningful from life. That's why I'm begging my good, fellow nairalanders to assist me with a used laptop. I know times are hard but I need somebody to lift me out of poverty. Please I'm begging.

Tough times they say, don't last but tough people do. I'm an overcomer.

920 per kg, Delta

A full chicken is not supposed to cost much.

Zxcvbnmghtr:


What I find most amusing in this whole saga is how not 1 but 27 formerly PDP legislators defected to APC. Is it INEC that rigged them into APC? Some people still believe that INEC rigged the presidential election for Tinubu in Rivers state. Rivers people willingly voted for APC during the Presidential election and PDP at the gubernatorial. Courtesy of their loyalty to Governor Wike.

Fubara sef, him dey sleep when Wike dey deal with a whole ATIKU? Fubara dey dream o.

Money can make a man do things he ordinarily wouldn't dream of doing. The 200,000 special assistants Wike hired were paid to rig in favour of Tinubu. In their hearts they wanted one of their own, but stomach infrastructure has eaten so deep into the fabric of Nigerian politics that a man would vote for his enemy if offered a bag of rice.

ednut1:
It is illegal to quote services in USD if your business is not USD based.


https://guardian.ng/features/law/falana-tasks-cbn-on-illegal-use-of-dollars-as-exchange-rate/amp/

Nigeria is a lawless country where anything goes. You can't charge fees in Japanese Yen in an American University and still retain your operational license.

See fresh full corn, unlike the tiny sick looking corn we have here in Nigeria.

Cruise777:



I drink my Garri straight with Sugar Ice water with little ice block

I don't like distraction

And it must be Ijebu and Yoruba Garri

No Ibo yellow Garri that I hate, that one is only good for Eba



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Yellow garri is not peculiar to only the ibos. It is mostly made and consumed by the south Southerners.

Testimony988:
When I was staying with her... my dad and siblings she had showed me shege pro max ... if my mum didn't rushed to picked me up maybe I wouldn't be alive to tell the story..... the issue is my dad passed away last year .... my stepmum and her 4 children are really suffering.... she begged me for help since September but I ignored her message...... I am married .....I did my traditional marriage in April this year.. ...
.my hubby and I are capable of helping her to start up something for her to cater for her children .... or to even accommodate one of her children .... her only daughter who is 12 and put her in school..... although my mum and her family will be against it ..... because we all hate her with a passion ...but I am find it hard to help her because of what she has done to me....... she had mistreated me to the extend of asking her children to beat and spit on me ..... and she will be laughing asking them to do it harder.... I know is not the children faults they were innocent ......they only did what they mum asked them to do ..... but still I don't feel like helping them .... just to clarify my late dad was a irresponsible father to me..... he denied the pregnancy and returned back after 12 years he took me to his house where his wife and children mistreated me .... most of the abused were happening in his presence .... but he didn't care...... my mum picked me up from him when I was 14....... he didn't bothered about me .... my mum and grand mum had suffered a lot for me... althought they've done so may upsetting things in the past that made me so angry but I still love them because they were there for me when I needed them the most.... please if I were you will you help them ?

Don't dine with the devil.........don't help her. A woman who could ask her kids to spit on another kid doesn't deserve any help.

babaRUNtinz:
Ah.. Person wey dem dey feed still the feed dog

You don't need to feed an Ekuke. An Ekuke feeds himself and his master occasionally by catching Bush rats for him. 😁😁😁

ahnie:
Beremx the money is gone for good the husband has spent every dime.A man in his late 50's.i feel she left the kids with him for the main time pending when she's stable,she'll come for the rest 3 ,the eldest daughter is in school.

I wonder how good hardworking women end up marrying deadbeats. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Svoboda:
Israel isnt slow. It is ordinary. Without the US, the idf isnt any better than lesotho army.

You are wrong. Do you think fighting in a densely populated area is easy? The Israeli army can sink the whole of Gaza with one strike but they won't do it because of innocent civilians.

Kobicove:
Nigeria should expel the Finnish ambassador to Nigeria so they will know we are serious

Expelling the Finnish ambassador is of no benefit to no Nigeria.

Ezeeboiy:
help me with 1k sir

You're wasting your time. He'd rather give it to a criminal trying to defraud his boss than give it to a hungry man who doesn't know where the next meal is coming from.

BentizilL0:
Why will Hezbollah fear a aircraft carrier when Wagner have easily provide them with weapons to sink it...

The game is about to start.. Na gradual.

Do you think Hezbollah would be bold enough to attack an American aircraft carrier? If they try it the middle East would boil.

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AmadeGTG:
Dear Men/Women

Do you have a hairline that is backsliding like Michael Jackson 🕺 ?. Do you put on cap to cover your receding hairline. ?
Are you below 43 and already developing bald hair ? If this is you let me help you today. I have a hair solution that works, made out of veg, fruits, spirit and oils. I can show you how it’s been prepared and you will make it YOURSELF at home. I charge 1200naira for my recipe and it works like magic. See my WhatsApp number on bio

Bro I don't have any money but I'd love to have a nice hairline. Please teach me for free.

MerrybetPfPMod:
Good morning Sir.

The 4th - 10th place gets 20,000 each.

Hope you are following merrybet on twitter?

Yeah.

leokid866:
It doesn't matter what I pay for fuel even if its 2k per liter I can afford it.....hope you are prepared to see a grown man cry again come 2027 and wail along with him.....

If you can afford it can the average Nigerian afford it?

MerrybetPfPMod:
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Get your Merrybet account funded, twitter handle active and your nairaland monicker busy,

we are about to go on a roller coaster ride.
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You need to follow [color=magenta] @merrybetsport [/color] on twitter to be eligible.

merrybet

What about the 4th to 10th place finishers, any prizes for them?

LocalStandard1:
With this war Nigeria will never be accepted to BRICS, its application will be rejected, maybe no African country aside South Africa who's already a member and maybe Ethiopia. The world will keep moving forward while Africa is left behind, again.

Ethiopia accepted into BRICS? You should have mentioned Morocco.

leokid866:
come 2027 Obi will still come third 😁

I hope you are still buying fuel at N160 per liter? 😎😎😎

Heffalump:
What people don't know is that the West African Coups are backed by External forces. Putin is about taking Africa!
From the West, next country on target is Senegal and Nigeria is going to be last. This is like a chess game!!

This is pure conspiracy theory.

Damian911:
A guy approached me yesterday and introduced himself and pointed to the direction of few guys saying they're money doublers and I should give it a try that I won't regret it blah blah blah. Well, I already knew they were scammers but decided to play along. I started with #500 and they did their stupid abracadabra and gave me 5k that I won I pretended I was surprised and happy and told them I'll be back and getting I wanted to take all my savings but decided to take a part of it totalling #200k. I decided to play a fast one on them using psychology


Immediately I got there I told them I'm with 200k and whispered into their ears "Shh, you see this money I brought is nothing if you can double it for me, the company I work for kept #20m with me and I have access to my Dad's account and he's got #2.5m so if you double it for me I'll give you guys #20.5m and you double it we share the proceeds" They encouraged me to and quickly doubled the #200k to #500k. I pretended to be even more astonished and promised to be back with #20.5m. They encouraged me saying its my my opportunity of making it in life and utilize it well! Took the #500k and almost screamed "I Will Be Back"




Since I never go and the mugus have been calling me. I kukuma break make I have peace! They no know say if scamming was food chain I'll be the apex predator! They met the apex predator!

Congrats.

JASONjnr:
This is not common in the Southern Nigerian practice.


But the Northern Nigerians practice this since it's religion accepts it.


Sleeping with your cousin is incestous and unapproved.

1.The daughters of Zelophehad in the Bible married their cousins after the leaders of Israel consulted the Lord.
2. Abraham married his sister, Sarah.
3. Isaac married his cousin Rebecca.
4. Jacob married his cousins, Leah and Rachel.

leokid866:
come 2027 obi will still be third 🤣🤣🤣

You make me laugh.😂😂😂 Did I mention Obi ? Last time I checked we had more than 10 Presidential aspirants.

Let it rise to N5000, as long as those who voted APC are buying it for the same amount I don't care. We all bear the brunt together. Next time, they will learn to vote with their heads instead of their anus.