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RecentHistory:
All those you mentioned, how many of them won a single Grammys?
This Kcee here, how many awards has he won?
Shinedu tell us.

History has or that no one from that side has ever won a Grammys. In fact, those demented Twins called Psquare once ranted that Headies is a Yoruba award because they refused giving them. Abi Grammys dey marginalise you too?

Sit in your Mkpummiri joint and be typing rubbish instead of you to go and learn Yoruba.

You are sick.

Jewessgratitud3:
**Smiles*. Shaggy brings sad memories of our last born of blessed memory. You don't want me to start crying

You are a very beautiful woman, open your heart to love, get married and have kid(s). My wife used to have severe menstrual pain while we were dating and before she gave birth. After childbirth the pains and the cramps stopped.

Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!

Just endure for 7 or 8 more years and nature will take care of the pain through menopause.

You made sense. Thanks.

Okete001:
Na wa oo.


Let's wait for people from a particular region. to start rejoicing over this.

They will start rejoicing soldiers of the zoo army are dead.

Àwon Omo irankiran, Omo ale

Why are you guys like this? Always looking for ways to bring tribalism into everything. You need to change your orientation, I swear.

epainos:
Most Nigerians are passing through a lot. Poverty is so rampant, yet, they compound it more. It is a sad story.

Just imagine someone who wants to start a business with N80k ($50). I mean, what exactly will $50 do? Oh Lord of mercy.

I just pray govt comes to their aid by going into agric massively so they can be fruit pickers on farms.

How much can one earn from fruit picking on government owned farms? That's like jumping from frying pan into the real fire.

Namaster:
People on this thread keep saying "they don buy market". Only people who don't know the people of the South South say this. Especially the ijaws.

The military don't fuuuck with them. The military only intimidate people in the SW and SE. They don't Bleep with the North and SS.

These guys were ambushed in a creek. SS is filled with creeks that are deadly to outsiders, including the military.

We all saw the way the Nigerian Delta Avengers blew out the brains of the Navy team that went near them a few years ago.

The same way they fuckeed with Odi.

The whole thing looks staged to me. Doesn't look real.

Enskynelson:
Big question! You know one thing many will say, they are so used to it already that nothing dey happen.
For some that are willing, those things are not always available. Some years back, I got a job (seems na work and not job) as a factory worker in a Chinese Ceramic Company. First day at work, I was shown where I have to work from 7am to 5pm daily. I asked for safety boots, and nose masks (cos the place was filled with dust and very hot), they said those things were not available.
I managed to work that day. I left and never returned, not because I didn't want the job but because I love my life than the pea nuts they said they will be paying me. As a graduate of engineering, I picked the job just to keep myself going and I knew the health implication of inhaling those pollutants.

You should have left immidiately they said they didn't have protective gears. You worked for a day free. Anyway sha, all na experience.

tolugar:
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If you succeed it will take you more than 8yrs to come back to Nigeria.
It doesn't worth it.
Chill Chill Chill

Why more than 8 years?

excanny:
200k net profit in 1 year with good agricultural practice and fertile land x 3

200k net profit in a year is not worth the stress and time invested. Even people who are into wholesale of sachet water make more than that in a year.

Kkambassador:
For the price. Call me or chat me up on WhatsApp and the location to get it is sango ijoko Ogun State

You are not ready to sell. Put the price tag and the picture.

Invisible123:
Update!

The union ended 3 yrs ago just before my daughter clocked 1.

It's been a very torrid period without my daughter.

Really sad story. Did you leave your wife because of the genotype issue or because of something else?

FreeStuffsNG:
She should get a lawyer ASAP! It will be nice if a government agency of FG or/and Delta state Government looks into this immediately too because if it's a false accusation then it will be very unfortunate.

What kind of cultural practice is this that an obituary announcement will carry both pictures of parents of surviving children whose names were listed on the obituary as well? Haba!

Ha! people better understand the culture of where they are going to get married into o.

What if that woman is innocent like that poor widow in Anambra who was dehumanised, starved, locked up and punished for the death of her husband by her late husband's family on accusation that she killed him until the day she was rescued and rehabilitated by Senator Ekwunife.

Don't let love and desperation for marriage drag you into unusual cultural practices like this o. If you don't understand the culture of the place your partner hails from, you better walk away.

May you not be unfortunate o.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

Before the family did this is they must have gotten enough proof of her infidelity.

immortalcrown:
May God give them the fortitude to bear the irreplaceable losses.

Can misguided people now understand that money is not everything? Neither money nor poverty is everything.

If money is everything, these children will be absolutely happy even at the funeral and there will be no need to sympathise with them because they are swimming in wealth. Therefore, don't harm lives because of money.

Go and tell a man who has not eaten for two days that money is not everything.

oz4real83:
So the gold, which is a very hard metal, was floating on top of the water in the well . Social media will always lead people who don't think astray

I don't think you've ever fetched water from a well before. If you have you should know that the bucket usually scrape the bottom of the well particularly during the dry season.

Feelings79:
Include HIV in those tests.My wife was having endless sexual infections,we kept treating here and there only to discover just last October she was HIV positive after testing for it.l came out negative and sent her packing immediately

Though it's your choice, I think sending her packing was a rather harsh decision.

Ulogwe1:
But you didn't mention the president ooo or he doesn't exist?

Don't bother yourself with the iidiot. The fact that he comments in red shows the kind of mentality he has.

Civil servants make up a tiny proportion of the Nigerian work force. It won't make sense for the new minimum wage to apply to them only. It should apply to both public and private workers.

abelee:
Start a phone charging business. Out of that money, you can buy a small generator of 1.8kva for like 150k. Next up get a carpenter and an electrician to construct a table fitted with about 50 sockets where people can plug their phones, power banks, headset, rechargeable fans to. Next up reserve 50k as running expenses that last you for at least 2 weeks
Just imagine you charge 150 per phone and you can charge at least 50 phone per day.
That's 7500/day. Multiply that by 30 = 225000

If you add other gadgets to it, you can make up to 250k every month

As the business grows, you can add a business center to it (printing and photocopy)

Shey na saliva you go take dey run the generator? Without electricity supply from Discos you'll surely run at a loss.

thesicilian:
Data Science
Data Analysis
Project management
Cyber security
UX design
Digital marketing
Software development

Etc
With data analysis you can start earning within 3-6months

With data analysis do one need to be employed in an organization or go into freelancing?

thesicilian:
Fairly used lap top : 250k
Register for a tech skill of choice: 50-100k
Data, feeding and miscellaneous expenses for 3months - 150k

Inasmuch as tech skills are good, how soon does one start cashing out after learning and mastery?

Realz99:
I have terrible Fears, it can be called schizophrenia,
It's a kind of fear that comes as a result of thinking that something wants to harm you,

My fear developed as a result of some things I read ,

https://www.nairaland.com/2506423/holiness-olumba-olumba-obu-appeared

This link I posted above is someone's write up on nairaland, where he said that oo obu appeared to a kiddnapers den physically and saved a kid that was captured,

Since I read that information my brain has processed it in another way,
I do ask myself, so someone has the power to appear to another person in a location physically just like the writer wrote,

Then I started having the thoughts of what if any of my enemies appears to me physically and kill me with a gun or even any of my enemies that's in occult tells their grandmaster to appear to me and kill me physically,


MY CURRENT FEARS

(THIS IS THE ONE I NEED URGENT HELP ON BECAUSE ITS DISTURBING ME PRESENTLY)

I once made a mistake, I went to a native doctor, whom after his consultation he said that witchcraft is disturbing me, and at thus he marked some anti witchcraft marks on my body which I'm regretting now,

Since then I have been in this constant fears and thoughts like,
Since this native doctor has put something in my body (I mean his property is in my body which is the mark and charm against witchcraft )
Won't he use that to be monitoring me and then can appear to me and kill me either with gun,
I have this thought like, as long as that mark is in my body, that he can always use it to know my location and wherever I am and then kill me if he wishes,

I've had people tell me that my fears can't happen or try to motivate, but they didnt convince me enough on why it can't happen,
I need someone that can actually tell me good reasons why these fears are unreal and can't happen,

you can tell me here , or write me on whatsapp on,

0708.6.2.3.8.9.9.0

As a man thinketh so he is. You are thinking too much of enemies wanting to harm you. Instead, take time to read good books, go on outings with loved ones and exercise regularly. Tell yourself that nobody or forces can harm you instead you'll be the one to crush them by being prayerful.

Jennyclay:
Another animalistic behavior from these broke men again .

I always see broke men as wild animals reason I avoid them. They can kill over petty things.

Imagine, this monster killed his son over little portion of food. Another monster butchered someone’s daughter because of 7k.

God please, deliver me from these wild animals.

Haven't you heard or read about women slitting their husband's neck while he slept?

You are right. But what are you still doing on nairaland at 8:26am? Fix your keke and hit the road o. No time to waste time for dis Tinubu regime o.

tuoyoojo:
Honestly eh!!

Make I nor lie

I am tired of hearing bad news about the economy

Ahan. Wetin sef

Is Nigeria allergic to some cheering news ni

You are not hearing any cheering news because there is none. Presently, Nigeria is going through a phase that has never been experienced in the history of the country. May God help us all.

If US becomes flattened the same will happen to Russia. China may stay neutral. Iran and Israel would cancel out each other. The only safe country would be New Zealand maybe Australia.

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[quote author= post=128584023][/quote]You sir, are one of the sycophants that gave birth to this hardship we are facing today. If you have any shame you should have deactivated long ago

jumper524:
The economic saboteurs are about to open a new chapter from this week since their currency sabotage has casted.
The next is sponsored protest.
They started with heavy kidnapping in Abuja tinubu match them, moved to banditry in the north and west, tinubu again matched them, moved to negative price speculation on foods, demands and supply hit them too hard.
They continued sabotaging our currency on a daily, now they've been matched once more.
Next is to trigger protest and the DSS is not smiling with anyone.
The reason I supported tinubu is his ability to deal with those saboteurs.

Continue supporting mediocrity. When the shit hits the fan Tinubu and his cronies would find Aso Rock too uncomfortable to stay. In the meantime, let me continue drinking my Akamu and eating my Akara in peace.

Anunakeeh:
Welcome back from long festive holiday.

It was self hibernation meant to rediscover myself. Thanks all the same.