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stinggy:
This is quite sad
That's why I always advise peeps to go for tests before love creeps in. Now that poor boy just suffered from the negligence of his parents

MrPresident1:
Isaiah 4:1
And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.

In only a matter of days

0b100100111:




Blood of Olu Jacobs!


Everything is edible now!

Cannibalism loading....


One day, what will grace Nairaland front-page will be "See The Human Being I Caught"

mightyhazell:
nwamamkpi??

ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

GreenMavro:
Should I apply with my resume or CV?

Should I apply with my Statement of result or my original certificate

nwakibie3:
Ewooo! Afonjas are coming for us ooo

Livefreeordieha:
u say wetin?

Chuukwudi:
Feel free to join me.

SlayQueenSlayer:
To do what exactly?

jaybillionaire:
Scatter head yen ni mofe lol u're blessed

jaybillionaire:
emi nooni

jaybillionaire:
AuroraB Telemundo

opiaoku:
if Buhari resign make i die

baylord101:
Am a product of polygamous, grew up without my Mum by my side, defenceless, hawk to survive. I decode ur point well sist