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This na Man U wey I suffer join since 2005 o! We come be like this? Wait we are coming out stronger.

Bro Mikel congrats. Scoring within minutes as a first time CAPTAIN for Chelsea means you just proved that we only need to make people feel comfortable to allow them DELIVER.

Warris this man saying kwa? No pour me spittle abeg. Lol [quote author=Jingo-OAU]Nairaland has contributed negatively to our people than we can imagine. Nairalanders have been whitewashed politically and religiously to the extent that some few individuals only think for them.

Nairaland has created enmity between the Yorubas and the Igbos, between APC and PDP members, between Muslims and christians, between Hausas and Middle beltans, between men and women,etc

Whenever I open nairaland politics section and I see how people bashed my yoruba ethnic group, I feel pained to the marrow because this is a pointer of what caused the civil war.

Last Bullet: I think Seun should enact a law on nairaland that whenever someone abuses a fellow nairalander, the person being abused should not resort to abusing the whole ethnic clan of the other. Face the man that's abusing you and stop categorising all the ethnic groups....its very wrong.

However, it is very shameful for seun osewa, a yorubaman to create nairaland and thereby allow some people to start insulting his ancestors and forefather because of their different political leanings.....u cannot create a platform for people to interract, and some people hijack the platform to rain curses and abuses on ur ethnicity and culture....Nairaland has lost its values[/quote]

To:
My Oga at the top,
Seun Osewa,
Nairaland Nigeria.
From: auskenfine,
Nairalander-Lome,Togo.

Dear Mr. Seun Osewa, I have been worried about my lovely Niaraland recently. So I decided to write this open letter in form of questions so that other Nairalanders can also contribute or better still get answers to their similar questions(Which they don't have morale to ask).

If I may sing praises small sir, Nairaland is the best in Nigeria and one of it's own only kind (supu, Oyibo). So this leaves me with the below enumerated questions begging for answers:

1. Why are you not a celebrity? 'Common' Linda is.
2. Why are we seeing only small adds from shop owners and not big ones from banks, Tel.Coms. E.t.c ?
3. That Madam Linda was listed as 6th most 'powerful' woman in Africa for that small 're-reporting' which its responses cannot even match the number of likes this my post will garner when front-paged.
4. How have we helped positively or negatively? I am eager to change. It's 2014 biko.
5. Are you too busy? Because I don't see new innovations from your side o.
6. Do you read all our posts? Try read okay? it's very beneficial to your plannings.

Okay let me stop here because I hate long open letters.

Press StopIf you have the button) Fellow Nairalanders, are there no bankers here? Why do we have ads from shop owners only? Make 'una,we' do something biko.

Waiting 'jealously' for things to unfold here.

These guy(s) posting or replying in capital letters in almost all posts; wetin we do una? Didn't U read the instructions before posting? Oya Oga Seun do some banning na.

You like to import quality cheap Europen shoes from Lome Togo to Lagos or any other part of Nigeria? No matter the amount you have as capital? Then get in touch with me. austinetoh@gmail.com or call me on +22892653705. I can only try to help. Okay.

holuphumy: Please I don't know if am in d right section or not cuz dis is my first time of creating a topic on nairaland, presently am in need of ideas. This is a new year and I don't want it to start and end without me achieving anything.

Am a student in a tertiary institution who lives on campus and have been thinking about venturing into a business that will yield a good amount of profit but the problem is that I can think of anything,the thoughts are not flowing in like I want.

Apart from the fact that I want to break the chains of dependency, I also want 2 help out my mum by having her worry less about me and my siblings, even though she rarely complain abt wat she goes thru daily jst to ensure dat all go well with us, the whole thing is weighing her down and it's having adverse effects on her health.

Please note dat I have just little capital, just want 2 start frm sumwhr. Ur candid advice is highly needed.

Thank u

You earned my respect ma'am. Please what gift(s) can I present to you? As the only person who wrote it write. Wait a second- OP are you truly a Nigerian? NO! Check ur root. Blood is thicker than water. You are not telling us this; are you? FIFA keeps relegating Nigeria even the more we win matches. So bro, give the cap to whom it does not fit biko.

safarigirl: Some people are shameless sha. Anyways, as far as I'm concerned, the fact that Drogba made top 3 over a class act like Enyeama is already a disgrace on it's own. We might as well complete the disgraceful act by dashing Mikel the award, bunch of shameless niggurs.

Outside Lagos or better still outside the country, we are made to love Fashola as a hard working governor. Maka why?

When a lesbian comments on sex topic, the wise recognise them.

auskenfine: Really? Like seriously? U did say this from ur heart? Conji never hold U sha! Bye.

Really? Like seriously? U did say this from ur heart? Conji never hold U sha! Bye.

vickyO: Sex is just an overrated activity.
Or am I wrong?

Meditating
Reading great books
Having fun with loved ones. And many more activity are more enjoyable and worthwhile than getting punked.

Sex gives pleasure for a moment, most time you end up all sweaty and smelly after the act. It doesn't add to you in any way. It makes you want more when done right which can eventually lead to addiction. It is tedious. It is a sin when done outside marriage. It can be done selfishly especially by men and to the detriment of the woman involved.

Finally, I don't believe something with so many rules governing it is the most enjoyable activity to venture in.
If I don't do it I won't miss out on anything.

Bring the lapy out of the cat, sorry bag. Then shake it and hit it mildly on the floor thrice. Then reboot. Don't mention my name jor.

Naija get law? Even if we do, who keeps them?

Amigo ko, Domingo ni. They will run this country down o. Naija open ur eyes not ur teeth . Hahahahaha lol

Propaganda driven OP. Lol

Yeah right. But then; the camel toe tho. We love that too. So let 'em wear it wrong for 'us' sake.

26 pages kini kan. Na wao. Where will I put my own comment self? Okay abeg OP U did well to blow it open so now we dey help beg that DJ without studio, come bail her out before I does,sorry do.

I stayed there before I moved to Togo. Tell you Ghana is overrated. But they are only well organized. It ends there. Naija is a better place except noise and over-population issues with little facilities plus highh crime rate. In fact, Nigerians are bigger than Nigeria(If you know what I mean) That's too bad.

And (This does not start a sentence I know) where are the women(s)lol. Tell us what U go for at first. Okay.

Martha- this matter contained in ur signature really got me laughing oooo! How are u and how is this xmas going with u? I see ur rice and kitchen,sorry chicken. Oya enjoy jare!

martha: Just Got Back From D X-mas Mass And Now, Itz Time To Ch0p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best comment so far. Thanks.

klas: The mere fact that he had to address the issue of religious tolerance in a Christmas message as far back as 1959 means Naija don dey get tension tay tay.

Quoting myself...must we hustle for everything? Na wa for Naija o. Imagine an incident that baffled me recently in Cannanland when we came for Shiloh 2013. A 50 seater bus landed empty and there were about just below 15 people around. Funny that all those Naija based people started rushing and pushing to get in and we were like... what a mess! This has really gotten into their blood? I stay in Lome Togo and I tell you people value life here.

auskenfine: Honestly over-population in Nigeria is really underrated. Few facilities for too many people. I vouch we have no thinking govt. Abeg make I go sleep.

Honestly over-population in Nigeria is really underrated. Few facilities for too many people. I vouch we have no thinking govt. Abeg make I go sleep.

No, na Somalian Kiss. Hehehehehehe I dey joke o. No bring quarel here. Na joke I dey o.

mysticgal: is that a french kiss

U've got my support. I mean looking good in ur own self made dress; wow!

Guys why can't I always find space to post my own comment each time a thread screems 'LONG THING?'

I'm glad we got this on front page; argued over it and finally sighed! We all won.

1. Someone else recommends that the guy is handsome or hot (Whether or not it's true) believe me that girl will not easily let the guy go if someone close to her has admired the guy in any way at all.
2. He makes good promises that falls in line with her expectations (Even when this often does not come to fruition) still ladies hold on to see what happens.
3. His parents are rich. (Even when the guy never fuels any of the cars he sometimes drives).
4. He lives abroad or has folks abroad who are doing well (Even when this does not declare the guy-a well to do).
5. He is a friend to a rich guy or a popular person (Even when there is no direct link between you and the supposed rich friend)

Please add yours via experience or knowledge.

I hope this ends up in front page. I have never been in that room before. *Bikonu*

I was thinking aloud to myself...can we go and rent him?

Ok now I think the ladies day had been ruined cos most of them have no profile pics. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! Low cut for life. Check out my profile pics!

I no hear Moses name o! I did not watch the match. Up United sha!

You guys have not seen anything yet.

By the way, first to comment things.(Yes on my own post and so what)?

Thank God o! Up Manchester United we are getting on our feet gradually! They should wait for us.