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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by Aussie(m): 6:35am On Nov 23, 2007
check out the link below in respect of the sexual harrassment of ofuneke, female and Nigerian by A 24 year old Tanzanian and an House mate in the much talked about scandal.

This is real and comment please


http://bbafrica2./2007/11/22/the-infamous-fingergate-on-video/
Jokes EtcRe: Etteh Grammer! by Aussie(m): 6:38pm On Nov 21, 2007
Oga i fit sue u for piracy ooo.
That was my post which i got from a reliable source in my place of work and i decided to throw it to Landers. No kwams sha, all na efe.

Abeg continue to spread the newly revised english language.
CelebritiesRe: Janet Jackson's Secret Daughter: Picture Revealed! by Aussie(m): 2:33pm On Nov 21, 2007
that is not her daughter. , the girl in the picture is Brandi Jackson (Jackie of the Jackson 5's youngest daughter), do your researche before you post an article like this!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A Text To Attend An Interview In Sterling Bank Tomorrow by Aussie(m): 8:14am On Nov 21, 2007
HI,

PLease could you let us know whether the test was in respect of the CVs they collected recently or otherwise.

Kindly throw more lights. thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sterling Bank Cv Colection by Aussie(m): 5:36pm On Nov 19, 2007
thirded ;d ;d
Jobs/VacanciesConfused About Zenith by Aussie(op): 5:49pm On Nov 15, 2007
Please house,

Any info about HND's working with Zenith bank. I learnt their monthly pay is 48k, while others say the bank has made their HND workers whom were hitherto contract staff permanent.

Which one is the truth, kindly give candid opinions as am about to make a move from Access to Zenith on experienced Hires basis.

Advise, please.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Batch B Corps Members Wanted(lagos State Only) by Aussie(op): 11:16am On Nov 14, 2007
Better still

If u are a corps member, batch B in Lagos state, please send ur updated CVs to olaniyio@accessbankplc.com now.

Expecting from you. I only need about 5 CVs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Outstanding CV by Aussie(m): 11:12am On Nov 14, 2007
Just forwarded mine.

Hope i'm not late?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Batch B Corps Members Wanted(lagos State Only) by Aussie(op): 3:23pm On Nov 13, 2007
Deadline is the end of this week.

Act fast
Jokes EtcLion In The Sitting Room by Aussie(op): 2:39pm On Nov 13, 2007
Hey ,

check this out. How can this be natural. The lion must have been hypnotised.
See the link below:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-625210888540715375
Jobs/VacanciesBatch B Corps Members Wanted(lagos State Only) by Aussie(op): 6:45am On Nov 13, 2007
Hi corps members in Lagos,

This is to inform my nairalander family that Access bank wants to absorb corps members for each unit in the organisation's head office.

Criteria: 25years old(1982), A degree (2.1 minimum) any discipline.

Contact me on 08032251654

Strictly for Lagos corpers and this will be on a first come first serve basis.

Act now!!
EducationUfo's by Aussie(op): 5:40pm On Nov 07, 2007
Could someone in the house educate me the more about unidentified flying objects.

see the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIYBbEvT1cs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Intercontinental Recruiting! by Aussie(m): 4:23pm On Oct 29, 2007
I'm afraid this is late. I sent mine electronically to a friend @ intercontinetal in Abuja.


All the best.
PoliticsRe: Madam Speaker:a Second To Non Orator by Aussie(op): 6:32am On Oct 24, 2007
You wantinged more engalissh?

Ok, wait you would have to went to aso roki and met hous rep speakership Etteh-Gate(gate-woman)

She wil given you more and bokulous englishh.

I will saw u when u reach am tghere
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Laugh, Like It Or Not! by Aussie(m): 5:21pm On Oct 23, 2007
oga, this is duplication and someone elsee's work.

Ole.
PoliticsRe: Madam Etteh! For Or Against? All In Favour: by Aussie(m): 1:31pm On Oct 23, 2007
I still find difficult to comprehend how a woman of her calibre could be in such exalted position.
I think this is a result of the fact that Oba***j* delved into her stinky and wrinkled p***y. Old Ali too not left out in the exploration of her watery and tangled p**s*. grin grin huh huh

Bo***m power, you know!!!
PoliticsRe: Poor Man Dey Suffer. by Aussie(m): 11:03am On Oct 22, 2007
They are keeping it for the future of my great-grand child who will never feel it let alone experience it grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Madam Speaker:a Second To Non Orator by Aussie(op): 10:38am On Oct 22, 2007
Yes my nairalander,

i wasn't tolded you. was i tell u? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
grin
Obvioustically nope grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsMadam Speaker:a Second To Non Orator by Aussie(op): 9:39am On Oct 22, 2007
See our Hon Madam Speaker Etteh in action while on official duty:


1) On the day the National Assembly was inaugurated,

Mrs Etteh reminded House of Representatives members

of the need to register their names, warning that any person

who failed to do so would have their name "striking out".

Slip of tongue? Perish the thought. The following day

she repeated the phrase "striking out" several times.

2) When a motion was tabled, she asked the member who

was speaking, "are you in support of favour?"

3) Any time the ayes have carried the day on the floor,

she wastes no time in announcing, "the hayes has it".

4) Giving her defence before the David Idoko panel, Etteh

informed the nation that she spoke to the management

of the national assembly if due process was followed

and each person "answered in the affirmation action".

5) When the German ambassador in Abuja visited her, the

speaker enthusiastically announced that the first place

"I visited as a young parliamentarian was a German"

6) When the Spanish ambassador paid her a courtesy visit

with a fairly large delegation, an impressed Etteh spared

no effort to "welcome the strangers".

7) When officials of FERMA visited the House, speaker Etteh

urged them to urgently "make our roads habitable".

cool To demonstrate the urgency of fixing major roads nationwide,

she did not fail to make the point of the "deploration state of our roads"

9) When a House member tabled a motion on the unenviable

condition of Kaduna Airport , Etteh called attention to the

"two run-aways of our airport".

10) Concerned about the increasing wave of vices, such as

occultism on university campuses, excessive drinking,

smoking and womanising by our youth, she has set for

herself the task of reducing, if not, eradicating these

social vices, which she colourfully calls "social devices".

11) In far-away South Africa , at a meeting of the

African Parliamentary Union, speaker Etteh stated that
Nigeria has vast land where agriculture could thrive
so much, that it could serve as an alternative source
of foreign exchange, or in her own words,

" Nigeria has fast land where agriculture is alternate"

12) To Etteh, the comity of nations can sometimes be
referred to as "international countries".

13) The office of the speaker has regained its aura
as, not just an exalted place, but an "exotic office ".

14) The House has become respected as "a hollow chamber",

rather than just a hallowed chamber.

DO NOT SAID I TOLDED YOU O
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Member Slumps And Dies In Etteh Must Go Brawl by Aussie(m): 10:54am On Oct 18, 2007
This woman is indeed possessed.

I think she shuld be charged with manslaugther and charged to the international court of justice for her abuse to humanity and womanhooh in particular.

If by the end of today she does not step down, I will personally forward a strongly worded SOS message to the international community. Cos it seems we can no longer handle or control our own affairs.

Bull-shit woman!!!
PoliticsRe: Two Members of REP Have Collapse; One Dead by Aussie(m): 3:29pm On Oct 17, 2007
Hi landers,

very sad to hear this.

please we are at work , no access to TV here, How exactly did it happen?

Was a free for all again?

Na wah ooo
SportsRe: Football Friendly: Nigeria Vs Mexico by Aussie(m): 6:18am On Oct 16, 2007
Hi House,

So far we had a wonderful outing in Mexico.
Take it or leave it, when FIFA ranking comes out, Nigeria will be NO. 1 in Africa and top 20 in the world.

The standard of the match was high and the crowd turn-out was impressive.

Spectacular game.

Expecting to see the next friendly match with KING KANU>
CareerNb Test Aftermath by Aussie(op): 6:35pm On Oct 15, 2007
What's ur experience like in the NB test

Devastating and poor.
CultureRe: Do You Speak Yoruba? by Aussie(m): 4:44pm On Oct 15, 2007
@gbogbowa,

Ori gbogbo wa ti baje tan an

Were ni gbogbowa papo!!!

Idi yin ti,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The So-called Dragnet Revolution For Graduates by Aussie(m): 4:32pm On Oct 15, 2007
@dragnetngr,

For sure, you are a fake person or company or what ever you call urself. Imagine this 419'ers again ooo, trying to play on our intelligence. You see all tghe stories he posted are just to make things seem real. All na lie.

See Mr. Dragnetngr just got registered on nairaland on 10th of this month oo and as i post this piece he is online. That is enough fact to let you know they fraudstars like pennywise and wealth-solution. This fraudstar can spend hours with you on the phone and can be hooked to the net all-day looking for preys.

MY friend, we at nairaland use panasharp oooo.

If you fall prey, OYO for u be that ooo

Rgds.
CultureRe: Do You Speak Yoruba? by Aussie(m): 2:02pm On Oct 09, 2007
Awon agba yoruba boo, won ni, bi iwaju o be see lo, eyi a see pada sii. KIlo wa dee ti awon ti'ao pe si inu ijiroro wa yi tabi apejopo wa yi see da si oro ti'oo kan won?

Emi le ma je Aussie oo, sugbon, omo yoruba ponbele ni emi se ooo. Ejowo, mo fe da bi abaa wipe gbogbo awon ti a ko pe si forumu wa yii ti won si daa si, ki won ree joko si ile won fun bi osu marun-un ki won to tun le da si forumu nairalandi mon.

Eyi omo iya mi, e dakun, ema ba'se n so. Ko si omimi kan kan.

Emi ni tiyin ni tooto,

bode.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am A Banker But Need A Devoted Christian Wife by Aussie(m): 1:04pm On Oct 04, 2007
@ufobabe,

I am not mistaking you for anybody. You know what you did to me which i have explained to you on this forum. Meanwhile i think i have satisfy my conscience.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Madam Speakers Indictment What Is Your Opinion? by Aussie(m): 12:12pm On Oct 04, 2007
@bennie81

I insist you did not post in the correct section as you should. You are just giving baseless excuses for your wrong action. Why can't you just admit your guilt?

Life Ban? Na yam?

Please is there any way we can see one-on-one if you are a male and let's thrash this out once and for all.

Am tired of all these grammer we have been throwing about.

Am back to work and, as usual, waiting to read your grammer.

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