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Technology Market / Re: . by austinereds(m): 4:39pm On Dec 06, 2017
gememerald:
Hi people, This device is Still Available

good day bruv. will you swap with a Samsung galaxy S4?
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by austinereds(m): 1:48pm On Dec 05, 2017
henrixx:
Clean infinix note 3 for sale Location is lagos Call 080 62292514
will you swap with a Samsung S4?
Education / Re: UNIZIK Denies Claims That 40% Of Staff Watch Pornography by austinereds(m): 1:59pm On Dec 02, 2017
the way the man is standing self he looks like a self-servicer! damage control things.
Technology Market / Re: . by austinereds(m): 12:09pm On Dec 02, 2017
gememerald:

Lagos, I bought it new and i'm selling to get another phone. So It has no problems
. oh it ok. I got another yesterday your reply came late though. happy sale.
Technology Market / Re: Sold by austinereds(m): 9:36am On Dec 01, 2017
is it 27k last? what is the working conditions of the phone?
Technology Market / Re: . by austinereds(m): 12:37am On Dec 01, 2017
hope its in very good condition. and where is your location?
Phones / Re: Gionee X1s - Decent Midrange Smartphone You Should Definitely Consider Buying by austinereds(m): 6:58pm On Nov 27, 2017
camera nko. is it sharp?
Technology Market / Re: SOLD by austinereds(m): 10:10am On Nov 24, 2017
nice phone will you agree for 20k.
Phones / Re: Any One Having This Experience Of Gionee M5? by austinereds(m): 8:11pm On Nov 23, 2017
Sunkyphil:
still d same thing
guess its the phone.
Phones / Re: Any One Having This Experience Of Gionee M5? by austinereds(m): 7:55pm On Nov 23, 2017
try using another charger
Romance / Re: She Looks Directly To My Eyes, Am I Shy by austinereds(m): 3:46am On Nov 16, 2017
can't believe this. at this stage. see just man up talk to her simple. start a convo. else don't come back here.
Phones / Re: This Is Samsung’s Upcoming Flip Phone SM-W2018(photos) by austinereds(m): 2:27pm On Nov 14, 2017
to be frank am disappointed. why fix a front screen? what's the need. am sure its gonna be expensive.
Family / Re: Marriages In Europe: Why I Am #Teamnigerianwomen by austinereds(m): 9:09pm On Nov 08, 2017
well strange. whatever rocks your boat O.P
Phones / Re: HMD Global Unveil's New Nokia Steel Smartwatch by austinereds(m): 7:57pm On Nov 05, 2017
cool am impressed.
Phones / Re: The Worthy One Plus 5 Contender; The Razer Smartphone For Gamers by austinereds(m): 7:49pm On Nov 05, 2017
saw the review. its a great device but the design is puffff. all the specs are really awesome.
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why we should Settle For A Partner Rather Than A Lover. by austinereds(m): 4:10pm On Nov 03, 2017
well O.p your write up swings sideways but ama accept most of what you type. love have expiry date so marriage on transaction base brings out the best in relationships.
Phones / Re: The Meaning Of Mah On You Batteries by austinereds(m): 7:55am On Nov 03, 2017
well I have to admit some chinko phones with long battery life are efficient to last 2days without charge.
Phones / Re: Glo Has Officially Lost It by austinereds(m): 5:07am On Nov 03, 2017
laribari:


Did you say few days? My mum will disagree with you oo becos for something close to a year now I have always heard her complain about glo. Like today I tried calling her the thing just dey act up but as soon as I called her second line, Na once e enter.

I do not have a glo line for years now.

well they will work on it.
Phones / Re: Pictures Of The Incredibly Unique Gionee M7 Plus Leak by austinereds(m): 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2017
really sleek. nice design. still looks very much like LG though.
Phones / Re: Glo Has Officially Lost It by austinereds(m): 7:22pm On Nov 02, 2017
have to admit the network have been bad for the past few days.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by austinereds(m): 9:00am On Oct 30, 2017
Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc".. cry grin


engineer mikano. oshey. lmao

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Phones / Re: HELP!! My Airtel Social Bundle Cannot Open Facebook, Google And Gmail by austinereds(m): 7:34pm On Oct 22, 2017
still experiencing same issue. how can it be resolved.
Crime / Re: Dolapo Badmus Reacts To Assault On A Lady By Policemen In Kwara by austinereds(m): 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2017
abeg they should let us rest. men too are assaulted sexually.
Phones / Re: Top 7 Things To Do Instead Of Buying The Iphone 8 Or Iphone 8 Plus by austinereds(m): 2:15pm On Oct 12, 2017
very true. but op there is no need to be suggesting for people nah. everyone have choice

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Phones / Re: Airtel New And Blazing Doanyhow Plan That Give You 20× Data And Call Bonus Daily by austinereds(m): 2:07pm On Oct 12, 2017
op how true is this though.
Romance / Re: Check Out The Strangest Wedding Traditions Around The World by austinereds(m): 5:05pm On Oct 09, 2017
wow. strange really interesting.

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