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IslamRe: What Is The Actual Date Of Prophet Muhammad's Birth And Death? by AutoC: 3:57pm On Nov 12, 2021
AntiChristian:
They are minute! And where are they?
Jehova Witness,unification church, etc
IslamRe: What Is The Actual Date Of Prophet Muhammad's Birth And Death? by AutoC: 12:42pm On Nov 12, 2021
AntiChristian:
Because most of them have proven to be Christians!

My ideology does not believe in trinity , God having partners and sons!
There are Christian sects who do not belive in trinity...so??
IslamRe: What Is The Actual Date Of Prophet Muhammad's Birth And Death? by AutoC:
AntiChristian:
You need to first ask Jah to cure the malady in your cerebral content first. The day a person was born can be know while the date of one's birth can be forgotten.

Federal govt. can decide to give any holiday to Muslims since Christians too have their dubious date of Dec. 25.

If you have granny/Grandpa or great grand- you can ask them their date of birth if they remember. But isn't it more likely they remember the day of the week they were born? Abeg, dey think!

What day was Jesus born? What date? Show us the evidence in your Book? Abeg Run away or divert as usual!
Why do you think anyone attacking Islam is a Christian...He is mentioning Jah..by the way,you too why are u AntiChristian?......
PoliticsRe: South West Group Lobby Governors, Obas To Ask Tinubu Step Down For Osibanjo by AutoC:
Penguin2:
Why una wan give Tinubu urchins and cretins heartache?

But las las no Yoruba man will be president in 2023. Instead the north can prepare to rule forever.

Ndi ala!
When has south east decision determined who becomes president of Nigeria?

Keep being delusional dude
FamilyRe: Should I Disown My Father And Forget About Him? by AutoC: 3:00pm On Nov 07, 2021
coolcharm:
Hey... Stop feeling entitled. Your dad owes you nothing bro.

Just take that as a challenge, defer your admission for a session, pick up a job, save, go back to school when you are ready.

Be a man. (It's not a day's job)

Good luck in your endeavors
I love ur point...bunch of entitled kids we av these days.. when I graduated 15years ago...I dare don't even talk about masters to my dad..nwho born u...? Still I turned out well n still took care of the man until his death last year...
SportsRe: Tendai Ndoro Loses House, Cars To Ex-Wife Thando Maseko by AutoC: 9:36am On Nov 04, 2021
RoyalBoutique:
Well said.

The only solution that Nigerians know is to cut off the head when you have a headache.

All my visible properties are in my wife's name.

She's the mother of my kids for Christ's sake.

She knows only what I want her to know.

She doesn't know of my hidden assets.
The sweetest woman can turn to a beast tomorrow...yes..treat ur woman right ,share a reasonable portion of ur earnings or wealth with her but never, I repeat never give her power to deal with you when u mess up ...we all mess up once in a while unless u ain't stayed long in marriage...
SportsRe: Tendai Ndoro Loses House, Cars To Ex-Wife Thando Maseko by AutoC: 9:31am On Nov 04, 2021
Loverboy3333:
Oga all this ur prenup talk dey tingle my ear, we Africans we dont know what is prenup and we dont want to know.
Go to SA, Namibia,Botswana, even Zimbabwe and say prenuptial is nothing...You will get ur ass wooped by women
EducationRe: My Friends Abuse Me Because I'm Schooling... by AutoC:
SportsHD:
Go and do rituals. Since you've seen that your future is not promised and succumb to peer pressure. Hope you get my sarcasm. By the way, why can't you do both together? Oya, look for another excuse. Quote me when you've found an excuse.
I'm sure you abuse politicians in Nigeria as those spoiling the country...see your mentality

@OP..look, Yoruba people will say..igba o lo bi orere...I was in your shoes 15year ago infact I almost started yahoo...but, one voice told me to graduate with good grades keep hopes high n Neva soil my name. .all lautech schoolmates who I was envying those days are no where to be found today...while I still work hard,got a great business etc....just keep believing, work hard, keep developing yrself n don't spoil your name .you will be amazed there are some IT skills that pays better than yahoo...u can quote me ...but hey don't do it...
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Beheads Mahjabin Hakimi, Female Volleyball Player & Posts Photos Online by AutoC: 7:20pm On Oct 23, 2021
Kokaine:
and Wikipedia too is a poor source right? Well I'm not going to engage you any further because your mind rages with hate. You will know who is telling the truth when you die
Wikipedia is written by people with opinion not with facts dude... Get educated
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Beheads Mahjabin Hakimi, Female Volleyball Player & Posts Photos Online by AutoC: 5:29pm On Oct 23, 2021
Kokaine:
Is it the same Islam we are talking about Here? The same Islam for which the prophet (saw) is named as the best human who ever walked this earth?

He tops the list of the most influential persons in history written by a white supremacist who would normally have tendencies to conceal truth where his statistics say it is Muhammad(saw)?

Or is your knowledge of Islam limited to the happenings in ethno-political regions of the world like the north east? Or your neighbour mallam tanko is the source of information on all islamic matters.

While we sit in this local places drawing up maps of what people should judge Islam to be, the owners of what you call civilization are naming Muhammad (saw) as the best person in history as well as the most successful leader ever known to man. Ignorance is the only problem
Are you seriously quoting Quoran.com for me as ur sourcehuh... No wonder u remain Muslim.... Quora is a forum where people ask questions dude.... Meanwhile, you personally need to ask we how Muhammed is the retest man... The person that was beaten horriy in battle of uhud.... Slept with a 9 year old girl, encouraged Muslim to fight those who do not belive in his imaginary God Alah u til the pay taxes or submit... Shame... Tell me one great thing he did apart from forcefully converting ur fore fathers to Islam ad decieving billions today into bbelieving his idol Alah....Trust me u were deceived... En
Foreign AffairsRe: Taliban Beheads Mahjabin Hakimi, Female Volleyball Player & Posts Photos Online by AutoC: 11:25am On Oct 23, 2021
Kokaine:
This is not Islam they are practicing. This is ignorance. These are the people Islam seeks to dissociate with. This is a disgrace and we the Muslim community dissociate ourselves from all barbaric and anti-islamic acts.
I'm sure you do not know Islam better than Mullah Mohammad Hassan Akhund... Who has PhD in Islamic studies... You are here interpreting Islam to us when your senior are saying otherwise
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by AutoC: 9:16am On Oct 04, 2021
DMerciful:
My wife contributes 40% of her income towards the home while I contribute 85% of my income. She's meant to help me not make my life harder and she's doing a good job!

BTW, this formula was agreed on. Before she got a job, I was doing 100% so it's love and mutual understanding
My only prayer as a brother to you is that God will bless you beyond ur imagination that 5% of ur income will be able to catter for your household feeding, school fees, wife upkeep etc...
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by AutoC: 9:03pm On Oct 03, 2021
DMerciful:
I just dey laugh you. I'll be 10yrs in marriage with 3 kids in February.
Okay, so aw is it going sharing the bill or allowing ur wife to pay the bills??
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by AutoC: 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2021
DMerciful:
You're wrong. Not everyman pay for sex....change your mentality. Sometimes in marriage, the woman pays more ,not necessarily in monetary terms but other resources
Okay I hear u... If u like, don't put house keep+money to look good down for ur wife when u marry and be expecting bum ass sex from her... Na average sex u go dey get plus insult... I'm talking from 8 years experience n if u dnt like don't listen...
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by AutoC: 3:56pm On Oct 02, 2021
DMerciful:
So he is indirectly paying for sex?

You can never really enjoy a one-sided sex, it's frustrating.

No sex before marriage sucks!
Know that and know peace... Every man pays for sex(even with your wife indirectly) .. Otherwise, the woman call the shot
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by AutoC: 12:31pm On Oct 01, 2021
chatinent:
Make sex enjoyable, then, since that is the only option you both have. Of course, you know cheating is never an option.

You never indulged premaritally, she likewise. Good one!

Big Gbenga shouldn't be a problem with the perfect how-tos.

Now let's hit the bulls eye!

Try lubrication, fair play, lubrication again.

Don't replicate porn roles you watched. Don't watch it... because you'll start replacing her with the other figures you fantasize on.

Don't do fantasy oo! Just have it as a blessing of marriage!

Try not to be a sexaddict too! You know na person daughter. You can't be having it twelve times daily na, baba. You both need to discuss on the perfect time!

Tell her hoo haaa she has to learn to love sex; that's an only option for her too!


She has to be in with the right stimulation, yeah? Learn it.

Make stimulation good.


And where it's about to hit 10pm, reach for the sky.

I still feel you missed sth during courting. Yes, no to premarital sex but you had to discuss this situation since you think you know it already.

By the way, be a stimulant! It works!

Enjoy.
Lol. Don't tag me.
Let her know sex is important to you... Anytime she gives u sex be sweet to her... Buy her gift, help her in the kitchen etc... Anytime she doesn't just keep to yourself n ignore her.. It's works for women trust me
PoliticsRe: El-Zakzaky: Nigerians Would Prefer Islamic Rule by AutoC: 9:33am On Oct 01, 2021
habsydiamond:
In some way he is right.. With all the atrocities happening on daily basis if all these bandits, bokoharams, thieves, kidnappers, and assassins are killed immediately after being caught may be that can reduce crime in this country.. And if a hand I'd being cut off all because of embezzlement maybe that can reduce the cat of corruption among our leaders.. If one scrotum is removed from a rapist maybe it will reduce the act. If one breast is being cut off from that of a married woman for having extra marital affair and one scrotum from the man may be it Will reduce it.... If one hand is removed maybe it will reduce cyber crime, maybe if two fingers are cut off, examination malpractices will reduce some goes for bribe collection. Only God knows what can stop all these acts.
I guess you are an islamist apologist... Or ure a Muslim... Islamic rule. N. Are you thinking at all?? Maybe u need to know aw Taliban started
RomanceRe: I Am Suffering From Heart Break, How Do I Move On by AutoC:
Danielomisco:
Send her 200k
You are wicked...

@OP.. Move on by flirting with other women...

Work on ur self make more money you will be glad she left.... Next time ure setting up business for a woman.. Have a writen agreement.. It's not wickedness it's self preservation
CareerRe: Female Bosses by AutoC: 10:45am On Sep 18, 2021
Eventhough I'm a red pill person, the best bosses I av had, and while working with them I enjoyed tbest promotions of my carrer are females... Dnt know why
EducationRe: LAUTECH Professor, Abass Olajire Slumps, Dies In Mosque by AutoC: 10:00pm On Sep 17, 2021
Chai! Abas is Dead.. Jesus!.. May God av mercy on his soul
FamilyRe: Looking For A Kids Bicycle by AutoC: 12:06pm On Nov 12, 2019
Go to Dosumu market many options to. Hoose from and a great price
CrimeRe: EFCC Raids Automobile Company They Claim Is Owned By Yahoo Boys, Seize 29 cars by AutoC: 6:59am On Nov 28, 2018
Tobbyfitz:
Kos u are stupid enough to see their blind works in naija...
Let them prob the latest gandollar
APC members with looted funds
All they care is fighing south east politicians, some Hausa xtians n Yoruba xtian...
No core Muslim has been proved....
Magu n blind eye work are like five n six
It is you that is brainless... and you are one of Nigeria’s problem... it’s not Ganduje’s time today and it will surely be his turn tomorrow . so for now, allow efcc to do thier job and stop crying like a Bush baby. If you av any brain,does Nigeria constitution support procecution of a sitting governor? As bad as Fayose was in utterances, they had to wait for his tenure to end. I don’t blame you guys.. you are equally fraudsters and av a soiled Nigeria name abroad. If efcc is procecuting SE politician who av been suspected of being fraudulent..let it be. Someone will get there tomorw and prosecute someone from the north. Stop supporting bad things irrespective of origin of the doer..that’s theinly way Nigeria can move forward
olajizz01:
Bigot.
God bless you.. I wonder wats wrong with some people
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Men Share How Their Wives Send Them "Message Like House Boy" by AutoC: 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2018
speedyconnect3:
I knew such studies are nugatory.

See a counter.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5582491/The-household-chore-likely-damage-relationship-doing-dishes.html
Ok! Cool it shows you should just study your spouse and know what works best for both of you. I once dated a girl who hates seeing me doing dishes or clothes, different strokes for different folks...
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Massacre: Reno Omokri Shares Buhari's Throwback Tweet by AutoC: 7:00pm On Nov 24, 2018
Boko Haram did worse during 2015 election. This war is about loss of conscience within Nigerian Army..continuing the war is like an avenue for them to make money...curription has eaten deep into every sphere of Nigerian society.. from civil service to military and private sector... I shake my head for Nigeria.
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Men Share How Their Wives Send Them "Message Like House Boy" by AutoC: 6:55pm On Nov 24, 2018
Nostradamus:
typical nigerian.always judging others with their short-sightedness,who tell you say those guys up there are "chicken men"?they might even be richer and manly than you.na your type believe every moniker you see on nairaland is lesser and inferior to you.i'd do such for my 'yellow-pawpaw' wife when i finally settle down(after i don retire from this player lifestyle).but i doubt those guys up there are real,i feel they are just lying.i don't trust my fellow naija men to be so romantic,the only true naija guy i know that can actually do all the above is my very humble sef.
I don’t reply kids on my mention... no matter what you say again, I won’t glorify you with my precious response.. besides, you can grow up first before having oppinion about such matter..until you retire from your player life? Keep sleeping around and thinking you have sense?
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Men Share How Their Wives Send Them "Message Like House Boy" by AutoC: 6:49pm On Nov 24, 2018
speedyconnect3:
Which research and what credence does it have?
Google ‘men doing house chores,dailymail’ and get the article.. was a university research...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2867274/amp/Doing-housework-means-men-sex-Researchers-reveal-chores-seen-feminine-women-off.html
PoliticsRe: "My Father, Festus Oluwayi Is The Soldier Captured By Boko Haram" - Twitter User by AutoC: 6:47pm On Nov 24, 2018
Nigerian Army is corrupt, and no matter the peso who rule Nigeria, bokoharam will still be on rampage...so sad for the country called Nigeria..
FamilyRe: Are Tithes' Payments Pre-requisites To Financial Freedom And Success In Life? by AutoC: 10:50am On Nov 14, 2018
Well, I can’t speak for anyone.But as for me, I av never paid thithe since I started my NYSC in 2009 and my income has grown from being a copper in 2009(earning 18k) to being a middle management earning 1.6m per month( not saying this to boast or anything) just thankful for God’s blessing on my life. And I didn’t earn it by work but by His grace. However, I settle my parent and have couple of orphans I give money every month.

My one kobo

NB. I do not condemn the thithers, some claim it works for them, but I av a lot of friends we started together who are committed thither and not halfway of where I am today.(Thanks to God )
CrimeAnother Nigerian Killed In South Africa by AutoC(op): 7:20am On Nov 09, 2018
A Nigerian was gunned down with three bullets in Randburg area last Saturday.

He was brought down by one bullet and plummeted with two after falling.

The Nigerian popularly known as Obinna was killed by fellow Nigerians suspected to be members of a secret cult.

Obinna was said to have swindled his partners in a business deal.

The angry partners killed Obinna allegedly because he has their money with him.

Unconfirmed reports say another Nigerian was killed in Pretoria over the weekend.

Randburg Central Business District (CBD) was struck with terror when this killing happened.

Many Nigerians voiced their resentment over the seemingly incessant inter-cult clashes that have claimed the lives of some Nigerians recently.

The report confirmed that most of these killings are carried out by youngsters in their early 20s who seek speedy promotion and recognition in their various cult groups.

Source;

http://www.nigeriansinsouthafrica.co.za/another-nigerian-killed-in-randburg/amp/

PoliticsRe: "Buhari Oleeee" - Adeyanju Deji Comes For Buhari by AutoC: 8:26am On Nov 08, 2018
obonujoker:
So why is Buhari using almost 3ce the amount Jonathan used, for conducting election??
Cos Dollar increased from 199 to 360 since Jonathan Cool led not save when oil boom was here
PoliticsRe: Saraki Makes Moves To Up Senators Pay To 15m.... by AutoC: 7:46am On Nov 07, 2018
These are the people some of you want to become President(Including ATIKU himself), yet you cry that you do not have jobs...Infact, your poverty and joblessness has just started....

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