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Religion / Re: When You Keep Meeting Men That Only Want Sex by Automatic3444(m): 10:37am On Jun 21, 2020
Glink2018:



See story. ....
How many ladies have any valuable things they want to bring to the table except boobs and butts...they are few....if I buy iPhone for a lady, what value would you give back to me other than sex...
Money opens the legs of Naija ladies faster than 5G internet.

truth is bitter...to so many women

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Romance / Re: Guys How Do You Enjoy Romatic Moment With Fat Ladies? by Automatic3444(m): 4:47pm On Jun 18, 2020
kunkelhanspeter:

The sound KPA KPA KPA KPA! drive me crazy Big neat girls are the best
u got experience...meeeh ...
Romance / Re: I Think This Girl Is A Player/Gold Digger, What Should I Do? by Automatic3444(m): 1:40pm On Jun 17, 2020
MASTERCHIEF0847:
If you have deep freezer in your house place her on top and fvck her real good before you collect the phone, if no deep freezer find a desk or table but make sure it doesn't have a large surface, she has to be struggling with taking the D and and not falling off the freezer/table simultaneously
Good luck.


bad guy...you wicked shaaa...

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Politics / Re: Nastura Sharif: Police Arrest Leader Of Coalition Over Katsina Protest by Automatic3444(m): 12:32pm On Jun 17, 2020
WAW....WASH AND WEAR.... POLITICS
Romance / Re: After Eating A Pussy, He Got This!!!! (graphic Photo) by Automatic3444(m): 7:09am On Jun 16, 2020
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Be dipping your tongue into every pussy that comes your way. That's what you get.

MouthAction should be strictly between married couples

Anyway, my own pussy is clean, luscious and smells fresh. I just tasted it today sef and it tastes really good. My future husband will enjoy.


are you flattering me...
Phones / Re: Orange To Enter The Nigerian GSM Market by Automatic3444(m): 6:00pm On Jun 15, 2020
cheesy
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: 'Traditional Rulers In Katsina Are Aiding Bandits' by Automatic3444(m): 11:06am On Jun 15, 2020
“It is not that we are making direct accusations on anyone but it is also true that even in the president’s native state of Katsina, some traditional rulers have been found complicit in collaboration with the bandits to harm their own people,” he said
[wailers on duty's]

ONE DAY YOU WILL RUN OURT OF WORDS...LIKE LATE .. ABBA K

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Politics / Re: PMB Aides Connived With Ministry Of Power Officials To Fleece Govt Of N14bn - SR by Automatic3444(m): 10:59am On Jun 15, 2020
Righteousness89:
Let them continue!
They have the knife !
They have the yam!

But $1 will not be taken from here to the other side!

It's unfortunate people do not understand the Mystery of life...

Few days after the death of the right hand man of the president , I remember having a dream.. I saw him but his face had changed to some nasty look. He was talking to about 3 other men, and this were his Exact Words

" I had This.... I had That... But I didn't have JESUS! I am not in a Good place..







They that have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

I Rest my Matter

grace alone.... God have mercy on us..be my saviour at any moment
Politics / Re: You Have Failed Us - Northern Elders To Buhari Over Insecurity by Automatic3444(m): 8:44am On Jun 15, 2020
grin
Celebrities / Re: Pics Of The Giant Scorpion I Saw On My way Home. please what spacie is it by Automatic3444(m): 7:46am On Jun 15, 2020
from snake to scopionmmm

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Crime / Re: BREAKING!!!! Boyfriend & Girlfriend Die After 'alleged' Marathon Sex (photos) by Automatic3444(m): 7:57pm On Jun 14, 2020
this is very strange....all in the name of sex...men call do without man power
Celebrities / Re: 2020 NET Award: Davido Emerges As The Most Popular Music Artist(Photos) by Automatic3444(m): 6:18pm On Jun 14, 2020
ok I see...
Celebrities / Re: We Killed This Big Snake This Morning In Our Compound,what's The Name?(photos) by Automatic3444(m): 1:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
forward to pot
Politics / Re: Malami: No Names Were Dropped From Wadume’s Case by Automatic3444(m): 7:00am On Jun 13, 2020
APC 4ever
Politics / Re: I Have Recorded Notable Achievements - President Buhari Reveals On Democracy Day by Automatic3444(m): 11:55am On Jun 12, 2020
another one from Mr borrower.....my phone screen is bad..
Family / Re: Only God's Sent Ladies Can Endure With A Man In This Condition-photo by Automatic3444(m): 7:56am On Jun 12, 2020
wow.. so touching
Politics / Re: Kaduna Imposes 24-Hour Curfew In Atyap & Chawai After Clash Over Farmland by Automatic3444(m): 4:19pm On Jun 11, 2020
iberiberism

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Romance / Re: World Toaster:Guys have you ever toast and sleep with a Girl the same day? by Automatic3444(m): 2:27pm On Jun 07, 2020
get connected to sugar daddy and sugar Mummy now...easy safe and secure...call +2347042602802..or WhatsApp
Sports / Re: Ighalo: My Man United Dream Bigger Than Shanghai Shenhus Megabucks by Automatic3444(m): 10:12am On Jun 05, 2020
edo first son
Politics / Re: Lawan Leads Senators To Orji Kalu’s Residence (Photos) by Automatic3444(m): 7:07am On Jun 05, 2020
this is amazing....

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Crime / Re: Rape Accusation: Aisha Defends Peruzzi by Automatic3444(m): 5:18pm On Jun 03, 2020
godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
------------

like seriously

Education / Re: The Korowai People Of New Guinea Who Live On Trees And Eat Human Flesh(photos) by Automatic3444(m): 10:58pm On Jun 01, 2020
unbelievable

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