Glink2018:



See story. ....
How many ladies have any valuable things they want to bring to the table except boobs and butts...they are few....if I buy iPhone for a lady, what value would you give back to me other than sex...
Money opens the legs of Naija ladies faster than 5G internet.

truth is bitter...to so many women

kunkelhanspeter:

The sound KPA KPA KPA KPA! drive me crazy Big neat girls are the best

u got experience...meeeh ...

MASTERCHIEF0847:
If you have deep freezer in your house place her on top and fvck her real good before you collect the phone, if no deep freezer find a desk or table but make sure it doesn't have a large surface, she has to be struggling with taking the D and and not falling off the freezer/table simultaneously
Good luck.

bad guy...you wicked shaaa...

WAW....WASH AND WEAR.... POLITICS

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Be dipping your tongue into every pussy that comes your way. That's what you get.

MouthAction should be strictly between married couples

Anyway, my own pussy is clean, luscious and smells fresh. I just tasted it today sef and it tastes really good. My future husband will enjoy.

are you flattering me...

“It is not that we are making direct accusations on anyone but it is also true that even in the president’s native state of Katsina, some traditional rulers have been found complicit in collaboration with the bandits to harm their own people,” he said
[wailers on duty's]

ONE DAY YOU WILL RUN OURT OF WORDS...LIKE LATE .. ABBA K

Righteousness89:
Let them continue!
They have the knife !
They have the yam!

But $1 will not be taken from here to the other side!

It's unfortunate people do not understand the Mystery of life...

Few days after the death of the right hand man of the president , I remember having a dream.. I saw him but his face had changed to some nasty look. He was talking to about 3 other men, and this were his Exact Words

" I had This.... I had That... But I didn't have JESUS! I am not in a Good place..







They that have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

I Rest my Matter

grace alone.... God have mercy on us..be my saviour at any moment

from snake to scopionmmm

this is very strange....all in the name of sex...men call do without man power

ok I see...

forward to pot

APC 4ever

another one from Mr borrower.....my phone screen is bad..

wow.. so touching

iberiberism

get connected to sugar daddy and sugar Mummy now...easy safe and secure...call +2347042602802..or WhatsApp

edo first son

this is amazing....

godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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like seriously

unbelievable