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Mumu man. You no go go find work.

Lagosians are mad people. All of them.

Armaggedon:
Very soon it could spread to Portharcourt since there is no cultural and physical boundary between southeast and Rivers/Delta states.

Are they not one people before?

porthouse7:
[s]far better than iPhone, google make OS for all android phone. so they are android and camera is far better than iPhone[/s]

In your dreams. No dey yarn dust.

shedisavage:
Even iphone, tecno, Huawei etc are china phone.
No dey deceive yourself

Shut up bro Iphone is not a China phone. It is only assembled in China. The components are manufactured in so many countries. Take a look at the pictures to cure your ignorance.

porthouse7:
where google pixel dey?

Which one be Google pixel again? I hope say you no dey try compare am to iPhone.

oluseyiforjesus:
Like for Infinix
Share for Tecno
Report for itel
Quote for iphone

Iphone na king of all phones hands down.

Joezinho:


All these old newspapers with excess mileage that rejected men and end up making the wrong decisions by default are now pleading with GOD to carry them to their husband's houses.

Their senses are now fully restored wotowotoly since they realized suitors are not coming anymore. Who wants to end up with Old angry birds?


Baba GOD, pls take them to sokoto..

You are a clown

Joezinho:
Rest in peace man. You fought the good fight.

I want to plead with men to please take care of themselves.

Please prioritise yourself above any woman. If you are no more.. They will move on.

Spend money to eat healthy meals, stop drinking liquors (too many fake spirits in the market).. Take food supplements and ensure you do regularly annual check up. These things don't cost too much. Please stop giving money to these women. Rather spend it on yourself and family..

Which one be food supplement.

I don't think he did anything wrong,he just posted his own opinion,which I agree with him because it seems as if siofra is bored or have too much time on her hands. I don't think anyone cares whether it makes you look broke just like having iphone doesn't make you look rich,it is what is in your bank account that determines your wealth.

Your bank acc doesn't determine your wealth. Your investments do.

rukz:
sir which of the digital skill are you into?

I do vector illustrations and graphic design using (adobe indesign, adobe illustrator and photoshop)

I do excel spreadsheet data entry using (Microsoft Excel)

I create pdf forms using (acrobat pro dc)

I do photo editing and manipulation using (adobe photoshop)

I do web design using (WordPress)

And I do video editing and animation using (adobe premier pro and Adobe after effects)

I do digital painting and cartoon design using pencil and paper and I convert it to digital artwork using (adobe illustrator) but it is hella stressful that is why I am working towards getting the wacom graphics tablet to help streamline my workflow.

shiffynaani:
morning boss. You've not replied the email sir

I didn't see any email. You can still send me the message here.

shiffynaani:
ok sir, i will get it

I've sent you a message through nairaland sir.

Pls check your email

OK.

shiffynaani:
ok, what if i get a laptop,can you teach me sir

I'm ready to go to any length just to be free sir

Abeg don't leave me like this boss

Just get the laptop first.

APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.

Guy no dey sleep for your house again. Just for the time being cos that your wife fit kill you in your sleep or even give you poison for food or pour you acid. I take God beg you, no take her threat likely. That na wetin I wan tell you.

Women eh. Una wahala too much.

[quote author=2dice01 post=112816673][/quote]Lol

shiffynaani:
No sir but I'm willing to learn at any cost if you can put me through boss

I really want to disengage myself from suffering sir

You can't do it without a laptop. You need to get a laptop. It is a must. Having no laptop is just like going to a farm without a hoe.

shiffynaani:
chairman can you teach me?

I'm ready to learn sir and also loyal to the core

Do you have any digital skill? And Do you have a laptop. These two things are what you need to start. Do you have the two?

Pharaohny:
My age mate for your Family naa hin mumu

Bitter man
I don need to drag with a KID

Dick head go siddon for one corner.

Sweetplum:
I ll still slap you.

You sef go like fight like say tmr no dey. Abeg let's move on

Let bygones be.

Sweetplum:
If I post screenshots of a better account than what you posted, that means I m entertaining your stupidity. Bye.

Go sleep bitch. I don't need you to post anything. Enjoy your day in misery. Mama feeder, you never chop finish you wan feed me abi you be feeding bottle.

Sweetplum:
Some earns a million n more. So what's your achievement that you wont let us hear word?

I thought you said you was gonna feed me. Lol. I earn up to a million depending on how good the month is.

In the last 7 days I earned $323.9 = 191,101naira

And in the last month I earned $826.04 = 487,363 naira

And in the space of three months, I earned $2,619.68 = 1,545,611 million naira

Abi you wan chop dollar, I still have $620 in cash. I no know wetin I go use am do. I just keep am for my drawer. Lol. Girl I only come on nairaland to catch cruise.

Sweetplum:
You are a toilet. A man with no honour. If you v a girl like me your life is made. I can feed you sef.

Lol. Feed me ke. Someone who earns half a million every month, that is who you want to feed? Nothing wey person no go see for nairaland.

Sweetplum:
You are the pained man. Broke black idio t!

lol. I am not black. Girl rest and do yourself the favor of facing your front. The topic is about single moms not hoelosho kobo kobo like you.
The single moms are even better than a public toilet like you.

Sweetplum:
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See painment. Abeg getat.

Sweetplum:
Retarde d irresponsible man.
Old cargo leave single mothers and any good girl alone.
I don't see why you should be bitter if you are not a pained baby daddy.

FYI, I m still single, no child yet and ll get married to a better man than you soon. So...lick my dp as your compensation

Low ass bitch. don't take it personal. I am no baby daddy. I am not a foolish person who will impregnate anything that walks in skirt just for the fun of it. I am responsible enough to know that I should take care of any of my child. Pray the person you meet is someone who has his priorities right and not someone who will be there just for the fling or you may end up like the single mothers we are talking of..

Sweetplum:
Pained useless man. Deal with your ruined life.

R etarded hoelosho.
Old layer deal with your life and leave good girls out of what is being said. I don't see the reason why you should be very bitter about the topic if you are not a single idiotic mom.

Sweetplum:
Go n read the wise words I gave you. A garbage sees words on marble an call it anything. Your mind is weak. So get out!

Pained olosho. Deal with your miserable life.

May your life be delivered from the spirit of foolish SIMPism.

Sweetplum:
Cos your brain can't comprehend properly. I communicated to you with simple English yet you can't decipher.
It means you are wasting space on earth.
And you are in a relationship?
That girl must not know you are Mr No Network

Go and read the garbage you wrote. Only a fool sees her mistakes as correct. I leave you to your folly and stupidity.

Hood rat from a ghetto family.