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Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 7:48pm On Jun 06, 2024

otemeh01:
Pls. Don't entertain any worries. I can handle u even tho I am slim

Romance › Re: Stop This If You Are A Man. by Auxtan(m): 7:43pm On Jun 06, 2024

Akụkọ!

Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 7:28pm On Jun 06, 2024

Akpabio22:
na person wife to be you take dey practice all this nonsense

Na knacking practical 🤣

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Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 7:27pm On Jun 06, 2024

Akpabio22:
na person wife to be you take practice all thia nonsense. I really sorry for who dey marry non virgin. Non virgin should be for baby mama only

Na experiment I dey do cheesy

Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 7:22pm On Jun 06, 2024

zoeymikey:
😑😑🌚🌚

Do your partner in crime look stressed after the do?

Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 7:07pm On Jun 06, 2024

zoeymikey:
Dahhhh
Hmmmm
I'm here for the comments and to learn.
It's already looking like sex is a lot of stress..
Plus I'm also chubby,does it mean I'd also act this way,??
Plus not all thick girls have body odour

You resemble the girl in chubbiness sef grin

Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 6:45pm On Jun 06, 2024

Hollybratt:
Chubby, slim, fat all na serious knacking

Until you jam sha. Except if you get those wrestlers kind of body.

Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 6:19pm On Jun 06, 2024*

EriMma1:
How is it stress please I want to know and how chubby is this lady because I'm also chubby but I don't think that affects ones flexibility in that area unless she's overweight but then it doesn't affect anything to the point of being stressful. Àbi she get underlying sickness?

I'm waiting for a response.

I will give these 10 reasons tho I could go on and on;

1. You will feel like choking when she climbs on top of you to ride.

2. She gets tired early.

3 You must suspend her legs above if you want a good penetration to be possible.

4. Her sagging breast is not as interesting as slim girls with firm boobs.

5. Your manly strength at some point will look like failing you when you try adjusting her to your favourite positions.

6. You cannot bang her in the air due to her weight being too heavy to carry.

7. She must bath before the do happen, if not the odour nobi here despite the fact she is very clean down there.

8. You cannot be able to do a number of positions due to her too much flesh will not allow penetration.

9. I don't know if it's because her pussy is too tight, she doesn't drip enough despite many minutes of romance before digging. Like the dryness demands saliva or lubricant always.

10. She gets tired early but would not want you to get tired as well. Seems like fat girls are Hot always. I get famished before morning ontop sex with this girl, because we go many rounds before morning and she'd still want more after I am dressed for the day's business.

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Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 5:35pm On Jun 06, 2024

Anguldi:
Fat girls na serious work oOoOO

Nobi small work o. All the times we do the do, naso I go dey stress ontop wetin I suppose dey enjoy. Upon sey na chubby o.. how fat go come dey grin

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Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 2:59pm On Jun 06, 2024

ExcalibursWrath:
We all try to hide our insecurities

It only gets them attract the wrong people. As those features are not what I want is only natural I will leave her and keep searching. Without getting intimate with her I wouldn't know this.

Romance › Re: What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 2:09pm On Jun 06, 2024

Romance › What Girls Hide When They Wear Big Clothes by Auxtan(op): 2:04pm On Jun 06, 2024*

This update was made possible due to I am now back into girls after over 4 years of not knowing any other girl intimately outside my ex.

There is this very beautiful 22 year old chubby lady I am seeing presently and have always wondered why she always wore polos, big gowns, gowns with belts and big clothes in general.

My curiosity met it's answer after we got intimate. It revealed her features that made her dress the way she does. She has petruding stomach, 2 waves of back flesh (love handles), fat breasts (which are sagging probably due to fatness).

If you know a lady that normally dresses these ways, there could be real possibilities she shares similar features too. Seems chubby ladies use this code a lot. Lol

And lastly, the times we did, the sex was so much stress.

Guys into chubby girls are really strong o! grin

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Romance › Re: How Do I Deal With Her!!! by Auxtan(m): 8:14am On Jun 06, 2024

She's setting up foundations to suck your funds or to keep sucking your funds.

I can bet my balls you're showing her money and care.

When a lady sees these 2 aspects of you, even if you're not their boyfriend they will treat you like they will treat their boyfriend, albeit at a bestie stance.

Now you know you can't make her yours, make her pay enough for your funds or your cares she's been getting before she gets tired of it.

Because even love getting expiration o lol.

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Family › Re: Man Storms Hotel, Finds His Wife Cheating On Him With A Certain Big Man by Auxtan(m): 10:40pm On Jun 05, 2024

LilMissFavvy:
Can he truly say that he's been faithful all through his marriage? Let his consience judge him. Even if you divorce her, her life continues. Forgive if possible

I pity who calls you wife sha lol

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Romance › Re: Husband Shortage by Auxtan(m): 7:58pm On Jun 05, 2024

Well, Nigerian ladies started the spec trend and men took it a level above.

As for me, I am not gonna settle for what I do not want.

There are gazillion of Nigerian women waiting to fit into being a man's taste and the loss of one egomaniac to this regard doesn't change the fact that we men deserve better and won't settle for less.

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Family › Re: Man Storms Hotel, Finds His Wife Cheating On Him With A Certain Big Man by Auxtan(m): 2:54pm On Jun 05, 2024

Rexymania:
This man dey make me vex....

Sounding weak

Self control is a virtue

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Romance › Re: Nigeria Guys Are Now ATM Machines by Auxtan(m): 2:51pm On Jun 05, 2024

muyico:
U didn't understand how loves work?

He doesn't understand how mumu love works.

Sports › Re: Leatsa: Mbappe Looked At A Lady In A Restaurant She Gained Over 100k followers by Auxtan(m): 2:13pm On Jun 05, 2024

franchasofficia:
Men

Men can never change. Even with the most beautiful wives they'd still be men. Especially when there's money. In fact na poor man dey dey faithful to woman.

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Romance › Re: My Childhood Trauma Is Affecting My Adult Relationship, What Do I Do? by Auxtan(m): 1:07pm On Jun 05, 2024

You're already on your recovery phase for having identified what could possibly be the problem.

Now is time to keep doing what you feel will get you shake off this phase.

When you meet a guy, free your mind and learn to see him for who he truly is. He is not any other person but who you see him to be by relating with him.

Don't assume things, just try understanding him and with that you will get a better view if he is really what you want for a partner or not.

Success!

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Family › Re: “you’re A Liability To Me,” Europe-based Nigerian Man by Auxtan(m): 12:30pm On Jun 05, 2024

Any married person that comes online to seek validation is not matured enough to be married in the first place.

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Romance › Re: Here Are Lessons Every Young Girl/person Should Learn: by Auxtan(m): 11:09am On Jun 05, 2024

DonBenny77:
She's really not into fashion design like it's not productive it's just a cover/ front to meet clients for hookup. The business financing the fashion is clitocurrency because that gain from design can't sponsor a flamboyant lifestyle.
I met a girl sometime ago she we started talking she said she sells ladies handbag. I thought I had met a productive lady a week later I asked her if I put 200k in her business can she refund me in 3 months without interest i really didn't mean to loan her just wanted to keep her in her toes and she declined she preferred to be billing me regularly while i provide

Most women are naturally unproductive in business. You hardly see them grow beyond changing their wardrobes.

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Romance › Re: Man Cries Like Baby After Another Broken Heart Story With The Same Outcome Makes by Auxtan(m): 10:05am On Jun 05, 2024

Johnson225:
Men are becoming sissies these days .

Heartbreak hurt, no doubt. But as a man, it's way to demeaning to cry publicly over a woman.

Lol, you wouldn't want to know what's going through that man's mind. Imagine sheepishly being in ones life for years all in the name of love and courtship, being provisional to her everything including education, only to get dumped for another guy who probably only provided more of his dick than you during that period.

Thoughts of being betrayed, wasted years, wasted resources, failed emotional investment lol and most especially shattered future plans. It will definitely hurt even you no matter the kind of person you are.

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Romance › Re: Man Cries Like Baby After Another Broken Heart Story With The Same Outcome Makes by Auxtan(m): 9:50am On Jun 05, 2024*

goran3310:
A very interesting phenomenon of hatred towards men. Toxic feminism will eventually backfire on women. I see it perfectly clearly every day all around me.
It will take a long time for it to reach you. This process is almost complete here. Men are rapidly looking for an ideal answer to the irresponsible behavior of women. It will not be good.

The truth remains, most of the guys that go ahead marrying these terrible women that dump a fellow man for them tend not to enjoy their union with them in the long run. An insatiable woman will always look to get new level of satisfaction elsewhere after a while with someone. If this is toxic feminism, then I am very sure is just a matter of time it explodes to a point men will only pay for audience and never emotionally be attached to women. And funny enough, the same women will be the ones to rue the outcome of it eventually.

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Family › Re: I Love My Parents by Auxtan(m): 9:11pm On Jun 04, 2024

I'm more than grateful for my parents. God bless them everyday.

Politics › Re: Adaora Soludo Becomes A Member Of APGA (Photos) by Auxtan(m): 8:04pm On Jun 04, 2024

Next move, na to contest for state house of assembly or fed. house of reps. That's the usual pattern na grin

Romance › Re: Females Nowadays Are Really Terrifying by Auxtan(m): 6:29pm On Jun 04, 2024

Sonnobax15:

You never even hear hot conversation from Dem,you don dey para

If only you know how many of such types of conversation I come across on a daily basis on the road........

Omoh,to find banny wey get complete sense these days,you fit even waka lost during the process of finding . Cuz Dem no dey anywhere again.

The ones wey get sense node dey submissive. Toxic feminism has eaten deep into many of the few ones with sense.

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Fashion › Re: Guys With Beard Vs Guys Without Beard: Which Do You Prefer? by Auxtan(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2024

Sonnobax15:

A man without beards is like a big bag of wastebin before a banny

I second

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Romance › Re: How Long Can You Use Your Phone Without Data? by Auxtan(m): 5:33pm On Jun 04, 2024

1 full week or month. I'd be done with 5 pdfs in the volume of those 400 pages books in 2 weeks.

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Sports › Re: Leo Messi Has Launched His Own Hydration Drink Called Mas+ by Auxtan(m): 5:20pm On Jun 04, 2024

jojothaiv:
If you can't be rich be popular, a lot is gained having either of the two.

Aswear!

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Health › Re: Thank you all by Auxtan(m): 9:54am On Jun 04, 2024

You shouldn't have aborted the baby. You just killed a life. For your bleeding, I will advice you go see an expert. Preferably a female expert because they will understand the female body better. Ensure you do so as soon as possible because anything that involves severe bleeding is no jokes.

Family › Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Auxtan(m): 9:21am On Jun 04, 2024

Aptly said

Romance › Re: Can A Girlfriend That Cheated Once Change by Auxtan(m): 9:23pm On Jun 03, 2024

You wanna learn the hard way. Move on!

She'd cheat over and over again. Just that this time, she might respect you enough to try as much as possible not to get caught. She'd learn better tracks cleaning game.

If not for premium heartbreak knacks, just leave her and move on.

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