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HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 12:24am On Apr 29, 2020
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Digmygold:
Just like you predicted lockdown being lifted on Sunday by force by yeah? cheesy

Your predictions always blast back in your broke face and this too will as all of the above is the fate of you and your useless children and grandchildren.

Go and jump im that lagoon but before then keep.up with your Woof! Woof! Dumbo loser bingo. Bark out the remaining strength left in your hungry dead organs. Otondo. Oya keep on barking. .Thats why you are alive. Rabies infested Covid19 positive local bred dog

Now bark on and do so till you die of frustration and hunger that killed your hoe mother. grin
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Nice try. Keep grunting piggiiddioooot! grin

Which of the following is not truehuh That you will be resuming your driver work on May 4 or that you will eventually contact the "deadly" Coronavirus you so much dread or that you will eventually infect you and your sick family or that all of you will eventually kpaihuh grin
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 12:11am On Apr 29, 2020
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Digmygold:
Na you, your children and grand children coro go
locate and kill not us.

Dumbo when did you start mentioning May4? You wanted to force Buhari to loft it because your groundnut don spoil finish. You are wrecked. Go and die in that lagoon.

You were very vehement about it ending this past Sunday and even claimed lockdown had been unofficially lifted already. cheesy Hungry and desperate Sicko! Your hunger existed even before Covid19 and will continue after ending only in your grave with your poverty DNA.

. If den born your hoe mama well go to.the highway na. wink

Ogun kill you. Oya hungry bingo start barking . again. Coro finish you and your wrecked business. Bark on bingo the loser. Bark.
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Grunt on, piggiiiddiiooott! grin

You are going to resume your driver job on May 4

You are going to catch the "deadly" Coronavirus shortly after... grin

You are going to infect you and your sick family... grin

Then all of you will kpai!!... grin
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 11:52pm On Apr 28, 2020
Digmygold:
I am indoors yet my salary dey hit back to back. Hungry hustler. My famiky and i can NECER go hungry. That isguranteed a 100%.. #2000 sef you no get. :Dt Wife no dey. Konji don finish your shrunken tool.

.In the mind of dumbk Abalancheman the fish brain you have to show symptoms and have an underlying sickness to die of Covid19.

You sound so stupid. Meanwhile you feel healthy yet coro is all over your aged organs. Killing you softly. You will soon drop dead like a chicken. Chicken brained ancestor.

Coro kill and feed on your useless brain and those of your non existent retard relatives. Dumbo is what you are. Find that lagoon and die already. Fvcking loser.
I see you have resumed to the gutter like a typical piggiiddiiioooot... grin. Stop using me to ease your frustration, sore loser! grin

I am excited that life is going back to normal on May 4. Enough of seeing empty streets and locked shops whenever I am out... cool

Hey, how are you going to avoid the "deadly" Coronavirus that is bound to finish off you and your sick family when you resume your driver job on May 4huh grin
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 11:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
Digmygold:
Am i your poo eating late retard randy father who couldnt even find a driver job?

Shut up. I told you lockdown would continue this week you boasted like say your stupid papa know Buhari.

On Monday Buhari extended it further. Now go find that lagoon i told you to jump into when the lockdown is extended on Monday and die there with your Covid 19 fish brain
Chai! Your driver job must be so depressing and frustrating o. See paranoia!! Na by force to workhuh

You and your sick family should remain at home nah. Resign now and let hunger destroy you and your sick family faster than your underlying sicknesses. Ode!!!

Again, I have been on lockdown... cool
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 11:11pm On Apr 28, 2020
Digmygold:
You can come online and claim to be Buhari when you infact are a retarded chimp cheesy

You are hungry and will die hungry. Quit wailing on this platform. Today is Tuesday...Lockdown continues. Lol. Otondo brain.
Ode! You must go back to driver job on May 4. The thing dey pain am wella... grin
I have been going out - anytime anywhere... tongue This is not about me.
Olodo, so you know what ONSA meanshuh
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Eased Lockdown In FCT, Lagos, Ogun – SGF by Avalancheman: 11:00pm On Apr 28, 2020
Acidosis:
We all know the lockdown won't last forever. Point is you're still sitting at home against your expectation of resuming work today.
Nowhere around the world where lockdown has been lifted was it done with immediate effect. Check! cool

Buhari simply followed the trend and tried to be fair to all sides in the process... cool
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 10:58pm On Apr 28, 2020
Digmygold:
STFU! Liar! You lost loser.

Dumbo. You said you will go back to your groundnut hawking on Monday na. If dem born your papa well waka for highway. You reek of stupidity. slowpoke.
Olodo! I see you are still in severe pains... grin Chai!! Driver job no easy o... grin

I have NEVER been on lockdown, lazy bone!! My pass is from ONSA. Olodo, you can NEVER know the meaning of ONSA... grin
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 10:11pm On Apr 28, 2020
Digmygold:
I understand your Groundnut business is not moving. Frustrated brokie. Hungry no let you see road. You never start.

You said lockdown would end yesterday. Lol. We had no May 4 before yesterday. Dumbo
Ode! No country around the world where the lockdown has been relaxed was it done with immediate effect... smiley The most important thing is that you have to resume your driver work on May 4... tongue
HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by Avalancheman: 10:00pm On Apr 28, 2020
Digmygold:
Rip beautiful heroine.

Dumb Avalancheman thinks its a joke. God help us.
Ntooooor!!! You have to go back to your driver work on May 4. Lazy cowardly bone!!!
PoliticsRe: High COVID-19 Cases In Kano Not Surprising – NCDC by Avalancheman: 9:50pm On Apr 28, 2020
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CareerRe: Coronavirus: British Airways To Sack 12,000 Employees by Avalancheman: 9:41pm On Apr 28, 2020
StarUp:
Most top organizations will have massive "sack" beginning from next month while those remaining will have 20 to 40% cut in salary.

Cheque history, that has always been the norm after every major pandemic or economic recession.

But as for you here on Nairaland, you shall not be affected.
Amen @last sentence
PoliticsRe: DSS Storms Residence Of Taiwo Akerele, Former Obaseki’s Chief Of Staff by Avalancheman: 9:31pm On Apr 28, 2020
Jazzafizzy:
So those Igbo converting to Muslim still bear ifeanyi , emeka ,chima e.t.c ? Don't be deceived guy . Go to imo state and see for ur eyes how igbos are now embarrassing Islam
Muslim name is not Hausa name. Be guided! smiley
PoliticsRe: DSS Storms Residence Of Taiwo Akerele, Former Obaseki’s Chief Of Staff by Avalancheman: 9:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
DeRay98:
Ignoramus, Edo is not a tribe but a collection of tribes...
Nope. Edo is a collection of Edo sub-groups - Bini, Esan, Ora etc etc. The Yorubas in Edo state are not one of them. They only happen to be part of Edo state... kiss
PoliticsRe: DSS Storms Residence Of Taiwo Akerele, Former Obaseki’s Chief Of Staff by Avalancheman: 9:27pm On Apr 28, 2020
oyatz:
I know many people from Edo State that bear Yoruba names like Ayo, Toyin, Taiwo &Kehinde, Tope, Segun ,even in Benin City.



Prof Ambrose Folorunsho Alli was the Governor of old Bendel State between 1979-1983.
Dele Giwa and Ade Bendel are also from Edo State.
Sure. Some Edo people are Yoruboid.

But then, there are some Yoruba people from Edo state. They are pure Yorubas. They could have as well come from Ondo state. Probably they were so far in Edo state that it was difficult severing them to join Ondo state.
HealthRe: 74 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Kano Confirmed By Governor Ganduje by Avalancheman: 9:25pm On Apr 28, 2020
PropertyBuying:
May God save Kano state from this pending disaster.
Amen. But I don't think it's Coronavirus... embarassed
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Eased Lockdown In FCT, Lagos, Ogun – SGF by Avalancheman: 8:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
How Acidosis thinks the lockdown relaxation is actually an extension is beyond me... embarassed

Bro, are you convinced nowhuh

People should always learn to accept defeat graciously.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Gradually Ease Lockdown In Lagos, FCT And Ogun From 4th May by Avalancheman: 11:01am On Apr 28, 2020
Acidosis:
Inflate figures and deaths?



...No point responding to your post.
Of course, you know I will school you thoroughly until you wake from your delusion. You carefully avoided all the other foolproof points I stated. You just couldn't refute them.

Everybody knows the number confirmed cases in the country may be up to 1million.

But the president and the reasonable rest if us don't care. What we have always cared about is the number of deaths.

At 40, it shows Coronavirus is no threat to us at all.

Like I said earlier, the president is not addressing the nation again anytime soon.

On Monday May 4, life resumes to normal.

Even the NCDC & PTF will fizzle away with time.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Gradually Ease Lockdown In Lagos, FCT And Ogun From 4th May by Avalancheman: 11:27pm On Apr 27, 2020
Acidosis:
He didn't mention any actually. However, I'm certain the one week extension is a ploy to "buy more time".

Who needs another week to lift a two weeks lockdown?? Lol. If daily new cases in Lagos rise to 100-200 for the rest of the week, the lockdown will remain the same till end of...Ramadan probably grin

He has ku ku said only selected businesses will resume on Monday. Las las, Buhari will select, Hospitals, Chemist, Pharmacies and Food...so promised fulfilled cheesy cheesy cheesy


I must confess, whoever advised Buhari on this is super intelligent. They've successfully calm our nerves without lifting the lockdown. grin
Come on, I expect you to be smarter than this.

The president has lifted the lockdown effective May 4.

Why? So that he will appear to be fair to all sides - those for and against.

He won't be addressing the nation again anytime soon. On Monday, everybody will wake up and go to work as usual.

Even now, people have been defying the lockdown. How much more when the end is imminenthuh

Kano lockdown will end automatically.

Be sure that NCDC will no longer be motivated to inflate figures and deaths.

Nigeria has to move on. Coronavirus has enjoyed enough attention. It's time for it become like all other diseases.

Got ithuh
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Gradually Ease Lockdown In Lagos, FCT And Ogun From 4th May by Avalancheman: 11:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
We won!

Whoever is not happy with the easing of restrictions is free to remain at home

Coronavirus is not for Africa!!
HealthRe: Babajide Arije Dies Of COVID-19 Hours To 60th Birthday In Lagos (Photo) by Avalancheman: 10:59pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
I thought your father was a gardener im Asorock because you were vehemently sure it will end today fvcking retard.

Hahahaha, its no longer today , its now May 4? God punish your hoe mama! huh Fvck off old tortoise. God punish you and kill you and all members of your poverty DNA family with covid19.. Hungry hustler. Your hustle is fraud though. Sit home all day street urchin. Im done with you. You lost and i dont bandy with permanent losers like you. Fvcjk outta my mention.
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Even if your useless late father died as a gardener, must you continue to hate him in deathhuh

The way you are so pained, I hope you don't drink sniper tonight.

I am so happy. You are the loser here. And I have taught a serious lesson.

The lockdown has been relaxed effective May 4. There will be no further address to that effect. It doesn't matter what NCDC figures rise to. It's a done deal.

An extension would have meant that the president would need to give another address to lift the lockdown on May 4 depending on the circumstances on ground.

Can you now sir that you are a semi-literate dullllard and above all, the loserhuh
HealthRe: 114 New Coronavirus Cases Reported.Total 1095 .208 discharged. 32 deaths by Avalancheman: 10:51pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
Foooooollll! I thought your gutter father works in Aso Rock that assured you lockdown will end you today. Before you sleep dont forget to take your mental disorder medication. Covid 19 kill you and your dead teleport non existent family. I win all the time. Fish brain!
Ehya I can see you are in severe pains.

No more regular 1-minute sexxxx with the your wife. The nightmare will soon be over for her.

If you like don't go to work next Monday. Lazy cowardly bone!
HealthRe: Raymond Dokpesi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Avalancheman: 10:46pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
Thankypu.

Avalancheman the dumb konji starved oldie doesnt get this at all.
Konji Konji Konji
That's all what is in the lazy bone's head.
No wonder he wants to remain at home.
HealthRe: 74 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Kano Confirmed By Governor Ganduje by Avalancheman: 10:44pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
Otondo you are comparing your fraud coconut empty head to that of Bill Gates. You who stole from hardworking people all your life? You are.mad. God punish your gutter destiny. You were born poor and will die poor.
I just knew you won't get it. Olodo oshi . At least, you now know the meaning of hustler. You better go back to school...
HealthRe: Raymond Dokpesi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Avalancheman: 10:41pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
Otondo you are already ravaged by it with your abandoned useless children. Coro end all of una.
Mugu! You and your sick family are living corpses. The fear of Coronavirus has already killed all of you.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Will Be With Us For A Long Time – World Health Organization (WHO) by Avalancheman: 10:38pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
And you know that because its your base. cheesy cheesy
You haven't still told me how many times you fccckked your wife and what you ate in the past 48 hours

Come on, grunt like a typical piggiddioooot.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by Avalancheman: 10:36pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
You never made sense from the word go. You call your mama a hoe. You are finished as fvck. God punish you. Coro take your life.
Ode! I see you are pained that you must resume work very soon. You and your sick family must remain at home o.
HealthRe: 114 New Coronavirus Cases Reported.Total 1095 .208 discharged. 32 deaths by Avalancheman: 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
Sit at home street boy in old man's tiny body. Smallie dwarf. You think say i be you? Coro na im go end your useless life. Hungry mofo.
Senseless contradictory lines as usual. You and your sick family must remain at home after May 3.
HealthRe: 74 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Kano Confirmed By Governor Ganduje by Avalancheman: 10:31pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
You go school. Fvcking illiterate. Stick to English my foot. Ogum blast your brain.
Olodo! Go back to school. It's evident who the illiterate is between you and me.
HealthRe: Funeral Prayers For Multiples As Kano Death Toll Mounts by Avalancheman: 10:29pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
We will continue to be alive, well and safe. Go drink sniper. Dejected Lone ranger. Coro kill you and your entire teleport family.
Incoherent as ever. Ode!

You and your sick of are free to remain at home after May 3.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Cases Rise To 28,000 In Africa — WHO by Avalancheman: 10:26pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
That you are a dumb mofo with coro eating up your liver and entirre organs. Ignorant fool.
Dullllard! You and your sick family must remain at home after May 3. Lazy cowardly bones!!
HealthRe: Abdullahi Lawal Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Kano by Avalancheman: 8:44pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
And your hoe mother should have flushed your rubbish foetus in the gutter where she conceived you after an afternoon quickie with your deadbeat randy useless father.
Rants! Grunt on piggidiotttt. Your late father did a bad job!!
HealthRe: Abdullahi Lawal Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Kano by Avalancheman: 8:39pm On Apr 27, 2020
Digmygold:
Stfu. Jealous mojlfo. Your only family and compsnions na coro positive hookers so i no blame you. You are already ravaged by coro. You go just drop dead pim. Even your mother that you call a hoe go rejoice. Nonentity.
I can never be jealous of a sick cowardly family like yours. You MUST remain at home after May 4, lazy bone!

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