₦airaland Forum

mightyokwy:
May Allah accept his soul. But what is the firewood for

. He will use the fire wood to finish of those that killed him...i hope that explains why the sized firewood were placed beside him...

This list is incomplete without the names of Babangida, Abacha and others.

What is the name of the northern senator?




Then we will pick it up from there.







Give us a name to work with.

Daris wah you call watching football match in 3D....El-Rufai style

ahamonyeka:
Today is my birthday can someone give me some likes as a way to wish me happy birthday.

Happy birthday....











756900009866655418(Likes).

tolulakin:
Get a life you say? I do have a life...are you just trying to find yours?

. Bad belle jugunu pray God's favour locate you then.....instead of vexing for other ppl good fortune.

I can just imagine the guy saying in his heavily accented hausa language "madam,walahi bubu e change am for us".

tolulakin:
While your spacebooking does not in any way bother me, one thing bothers me. The fact that you think I am bitter. Why should I be bitter? Be bitter that she was supposed to be my baby mama instead of the other guy? Or be bitter that she is the one who is going about semi-unclad instead of me? Or be bitter that she is my father's daughter?

In the lessons of English, before you will use words like bitter, imagine if you are using the right words. These words are heavy and should be used carefully. What kind of hope does Tubaba give me? The father of Nations kind of hope? Seun Osewa gives me hope that dedicated work with ground-breaking ideas can make you fulfilled...Come off it bro, you can do better!

Oga Tolu, you are frustrated,bitter and angry at GOD's working in her life.....get a life and pray for GOD's hand in your life. HAND OF GOD locate me.

She got the two evil step-sisters of Cinderella instead of Cinderella herself....she obviously requested for it then got a cold feet when she saw the end result....I just dey insinuate ooo...

Macelliot:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/nigerian-astronaut-will-space-2030-says-onu/

Bunch of whooliganic liars.....give me electricity before you hide for space....you guys can't produce ordinary keke napep,you and bubu dey dream floating for space....muguliciou baboon......mehn dis old craps vex Me well well dis holy morning.

kissval1388:
Good morning nairalanders,
Am still surprise when I saw this picture. I don't know if it is photoshoped or real but this is probably the youngest soldier ever liveth.
if you know which country is this or what happened for a kid of this age to be recruited in to the army, you can enlighten us. thanks as you drop your comments.
cc. lalasticlala, mynd44.

. It's criminal to use underage in conflict situations....they are called CHILD SOLDIERS and commonly used in African civil war conflicts. They can/are very dangerous.

delishpot:
Do what you think your husband would have done if you were the sick one

. Haaaaaaaaaa.....GOD dey ooo.














Dees nairaland people are very wicked oooo.

Na today....una dey find who Una go delete easy...tufiakwa GOD forbid Una....liers will go to hell.

Dees morafoquer got me laffing my butt off....kudos...guyman you try...i no need dis kind inspiration, na money own I want...thank you.

#000000

Houseofglam7:
Seriously!
After reading his comment, I ran outta things to type

Oponu ellé...olodo.

LouisBERG:
Lmao.....only silly sociopaths and dimwitted nimcompoops exchange puerile words online...u wanna see me, come to my hood...i don't do insults online amigo.(no offence)
#peace
#caLLmeBERG

I'll spare you this time because you know not what you said....smallie be wise becos your hood no even reach me match with one leg sef.

callMeAlpha:
.the one before the one before the one before the one before the one above me is seriously lost

poo faced g#y!

LouisBERG:
i thought as much......
#caLLmeBERG

Oga who berged your head...its sipping out brain fluid...go get help kid.

Houseofglam7:
The one above me is lost

Were you reported missing...kindly report to the nearest station and make sure to avoid your mallam brothers else it'll take a while to rescue you from your abductors....you fine sha!

Were you reported missing...kindly report to the nearest station and make sure to avoid your mallam brothers else it'll take a while to rescue you from your abductors....you fine sha!

Mating ritual as in pre-intimacy....before the real thing.....are they going to do it on the floor and why is the gal standing on one leg? All dis tins just dey confuse me.

The thief no even fear amputation....all Una mind dey back(terrorism + picking pocket na bad combo) Everything bad just abide with Una.

A visit to remember....the trip will be forever fresh in his memory....He should pray for the thief to repent.

Whyy unu dey look me like say na me pam the phone....I no like that kind joke ooo....... I dey suspect say that otuoke guy want to set me up...

leofab:
You all praying why did she flown her self all the way to US?? Why didn't she go to church if she need prayers...

Mediocre yarns....

Please get well ASAP. Be healed in JESUS name.

Mztarstrechy:
All Progressives Congress, APC, and former Lagos state governor Bola Ahmed Tinubu called Buhari, who is now president an ‘agent of destabilization’.

According to the Wikileaks 2003 document, Bola Tinubu wanted Obasanjo to be president in order to stop former head of state, General Muhammadu Buhari, who he reportedly said would jeopardise Nigeria’s national unity.

Part of the document reads.....

“”Buhari and his ilk are agents of destabilization.” – Bola Tinubu. Has this CHANGEd? Source: Public Library of US Diplomacy, Wikileaks Cable 2003 February 21, 15:09 #Friday”

Find the picture below:

PDP seemed determined to pummel APC to submission with the various attacks that have been unleashed on Buhari and other APC members since the emergence of Buhari as president.

#Adomadobody.....and you and your ilks #thiefingly fielded and nominated him because #sai bubu promised you slots....dis very gbégé go come back come haunt you ooo.

priscadhjfjfk:
(See pictures here) http://www.topvibestv.com/say-hello-man-ten-inches-penis-photos/
Micha Stantz

This man living with a 10lb penis says “it’s great”, having this kinda endowment.

Micha Stuntz, lives in Berlin, where he says his big package has helped him free himself from established roles and ideas about sex – and left him “ready to play”.

The 45-year-old has revealed that his penis is 9in long and 5.5in wide.Thanks to silicone injections, it weighs roughly 9.5lb, or the weight of an average-sized cat, Vice reports..

His interest in enlargement started 20 years ago when he was given a penis pump.
“I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself,” he told Vice .And I found that (See stories and picture)http://www.topvibestv.com/say-hello-man-ten-inches-penis-photos/

Artificial no follow #team natural endowment #Naijamen rocks #jackhammer.

KashyBaby:
Lol...maybe ur fingers are way bigger than ur rod...

. HaaaaAaaaa (in OBJ's voice).