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Houseofglam7:
Seriously!
After reading his comment, I ran outta things to type

Oponu ellé...olodo.

LouisBERG:
Lmao.....only silly sociopaths and dimwitted nimcompoops exchange puerile words online...u wanna see me, come to my hood...i don't do insults online amigo.(no offence)
#peace
#caLLmeBERG

I'll spare you this time because you know not what you said....smallie be wise becos your hood no even reach me match with one leg sef.

callMeAlpha:
.the one before the one before the one before the one before the one above me is seriously lost

poo faced g#y!

LouisBERG:
i thought as much......
#caLLmeBERG

Oga who berged your head...its sipping out brain fluid...go get help kid.

Houseofglam7:
The one above me is lost

Were you reported missing...kindly report to the nearest station and make sure to avoid your mallam brothers else it'll take a while to rescue you from your abductors....you fine sha!

Were you reported missing...kindly report to the nearest station and make sure to avoid your mallam brothers else it'll take a while to rescue you from your abductors....you fine sha!

Mating ritual as in pre-intimacy....before the real thing.....are they going to do it on the floor and why is the gal standing on one leg? All dis tins just dey confuse me.

The thief no even fear amputation....all Una mind dey back(terrorism + picking pocket na bad combo) Everything bad just abide with Una.

A visit to remember....the trip will be forever fresh in his memory....He should pray for the thief to repent.

Whyy unu dey look me like say na me pam the phone....I no like that kind joke ooo....... I dey suspect say that otuoke guy want to set me up...

leofab:
You all praying why did she flown her self all the way to US?? Why didn't she go to church if she need prayers...

Mediocre yarns....

Please get well ASAP. Be healed in JESUS name.

Mztarstrechy:
All Progressives Congress, APC, and former Lagos state governor Bola Ahmed Tinubu called Buhari, who is now president an ‘agent of destabilization’.

According to the Wikileaks 2003 document, Bola Tinubu wanted Obasanjo to be president in order to stop former head of state, General Muhammadu Buhari, who he reportedly said would jeopardise Nigeria’s national unity.

Part of the document reads.....

“”Buhari and his ilk are agents of destabilization.” – Bola Tinubu. Has this CHANGEd? Source: Public Library of US Diplomacy, Wikileaks Cable 2003 February 21, 15:09 #Friday”

Find the picture below:

PDP seemed determined to pummel APC to submission with the various attacks that have been unleashed on Buhari and other APC members since the emergence of Buhari as president.

#Adomadobody.....and you and your ilks #thiefingly fielded and nominated him because #sai bubu promised you slots....dis very gbégé go come back come haunt you ooo.

priscadhjfjfk:
(See pictures here) http://www.topvibestv.com/say-hello-man-ten-inches-penis-photos/
Micha Stantz

This man living with a 10lb penis says “it’s great”, having this kinda endowment.

Micha Stuntz, lives in Berlin, where he says his big package has helped him free himself from established roles and ideas about sex – and left him “ready to play”.

The 45-year-old has revealed that his penis is 9in long and 5.5in wide.Thanks to silicone injections, it weighs roughly 9.5lb, or the weight of an average-sized cat, Vice reports..

His interest in enlargement started 20 years ago when he was given a penis pump.
“I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself,” he told Vice .And I found that (See stories and picture)http://www.topvibestv.com/say-hello-man-ten-inches-penis-photos/

Artificial no follow #team natural endowment #Naijamen rocks #jackhammer.

KashyBaby:
Lol...maybe ur fingers are way bigger than ur rod...

. HaaaaAaaaa (in OBJ's voice).

osawemwenze:
recently, hanging out with one babe with big yanch, i got attracted she was so easy thou, i didnt tell her much word before we took our issue to a sex relationship, to be short i had sex with her, then the following day i work up just to urinate and its was blood coming out its been 3 days ago now infact the girl is no where to be found to complain to, but i remember we had the sex flesh to flesh, i dnt want my familly to know about it please help me out.

Ti é bá é!...your issues of life just caught up with you.

viviangist2:
Information just reaching our Vivian Gist with Photos is that a massive explosion has just hit the CBN office in Calabar

According to an eyewitness

“Just 15 mins ago we heard an explosion from central bank of Nigeria calabar branch and many are fear dead.
I will update this forum with pictures soon. Kindly call your relations working in there if you have any , see Photos below.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/bomb-explosion-hits-central-bank-cbn-calabar-photos

boko haram in Calabar!.....Things are getting out of hand.....now traders will be like "dem don add money, you no hear say BH don reach Calabar?

hrworld:
So why are they attacking him over there? Is it because his in APC? Which governor from the East that has supported IPOB openly? If they keep harassing Okorocha they should know they are disgracing themselves because no matter how they see it, Okorocha is their blood.

You no hear wetin dem dey talk! him people say na #traitor and #saboteur hin be!

Inspinia:
I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.

But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.

My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.

I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.

Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)

I need help.

Marry her and DIE mugu lily liver mo#@erlayer.....i no go miss u but your sister will if she doesn't kill her before you.

So because you'll be 30 you want go ahead and marry her.....now my question is do you want to die at 31....you better do the needful while you still have the golden chance abi na opportunity sef...whichever boh.

Is the MTN cheat for real.

Is this for real

Guy i feel u,but look at the larger picture such as the effort u are making will impact your kids.

Or maybe she feels she is doing much more for you and on the same pedestal with you regarding been selfless to each other.

You should also pray about it,she might just be nursing a grudge against you.

You can't fitn't understand women...

tinziemaine:
What should I do now, please? When we took an oath, we were blinded by love. I wanted to restrict but if I didn't take the oath with her, she won't believe every word I said before. Now I found out she is possessed by an evil spirit, how can I take it back?

. Evil spirit and oath swearing are on the same page, you found what you were looking for.WETIN EYE DEY FIND E MUST SEE.

Mallams everywhere....is dis a malam govt or what...after e go say nobody get,na mallam u dey rep jo...abi no be so ni.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR...THE GOD YOU WORSHIP AND BELIEVE IN MUST BLESS ME WITH A FRACTION OF THE FAVOUR. AND GRACE YOU CURRENT ENJOY IN JESUS NAME(AMEN).

Hot mebo mebo ....Akproko dey pay some people like white sha...i need to step up my akproko mode eee.

Islam destroying muslims,brodas killing brodas...d evil axis must be destroyed....self destructive mode has been activated unto this self proclaimed terrorist.. Dem neva start,dem neva see._una go use una nose smell una yansh..good radiance to badt rubbish.

ChiSun27:
Bro I don try...but she keeps on coming back.

She knows that I'm not the violent type...so believes I can't harm her.

I have used insultive words on her...both secretly and openly but this girl no wan just go.


I didn't bargain for this kind love. She has promised to change but still she doesn't pick her numerous calls that comes in when she's around me.


My guy....I'm confused.

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Make una see dis guy yeh....oga u be M#Gu ni?