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CrimeRe: Banker Sentenced To 39-Year Jail Term For Stealing N33m From A Dead Customer by Avril83: 10:38am On Jun 10, 2016
All these mushroom towncriers/blogs (I refuse to classify them as journalists) need to get their facts right before publishing news. I was in court and the man was not sentenced to 39 years. It was a 10 or 11 count charge and the judge sentenced him to 3 years each which are to run concurrently for 6 counts and 4 years each which are to also run concurrently for the other 4 counts meaning he was sentenced to 7 years imprisonment in total. The person that started the news doesn't know the meaning of "concurrently" obviously.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Toke Makinwa For Bleaching by Avril83: 11:55am On May 10, 2016
FlatheadCoward:
Our Igbos ladies and their love for 'recessive bleaching creme', mustache and hairy nipp.les nko?
You forgot to add hairy chest, muscular body, long mouth and "yam" legs. Hehehehe
CrimeRe: I Dupe Girls Who Want To Buy Virgin Hairs But I Have Changed Now by Avril83: 12:23am On Apr 10, 2015
I'm almost sure that the person who posted this was also scammed by the timmypammy and decided to further help her tarnish her image by posting this. Hehehehe
PoliticsRe: Bode George Carrying Jimi Agbaje At His Back In A Hilarious Advert (Photo) by Avril83: 7:26pm On Feb 16, 2015
igwedexy:
mehn that was too much
Really? Wishing death on someone isn't much? Lol
PoliticsRe: Bode George Carrying Jimi Agbaje At His Back In A Hilarious Advert (Photo) by Avril83: 7:13pm On Feb 16, 2015
Taylor86:
PDPPPPPPPPP............power APCCCCCCCC....... shame....b4 I 4get i dey for dream last night buhari die...dnt get it twisted my dreams always come tru... buhari RIP In advance
. Whoever owns you must have thought you're secure in your cage, not knowing he left it open. Too bad.
HealthRe: From Ghana: Ebola Is Not Real by Avril83: 7:35am On Oct 16, 2014
Mtscheeeeeew! Ignorance is a disease. Wait until ebola gets to your doorstep, then you'll know it's real.
HealthRe: What Can Newly Put To Bed Mothers Do To Get Milk In The Breast For The Baby . by Avril83: 3:13pm On Sep 28, 2014
Drink a lot of watery pap as many times as you can everyday. Before you know it, your breast is flowing with breastmilk like a tap.
HealthRe: Give Ebola No Chance! by Avril83: 11:16pm On Sep 22, 2014
Ignorance is a disease.
HealthRe: Nigerian Labs Cannot Detect Ebola by Avril83: 11:13pm On Sep 21, 2014
There are CDC officials in nigeria and there will definitely be means of testing for the virus now as put in place by CDC and WHO after patrick slayer's case. I can remember that after the ebola test that was conducted at LUTH for patrick slayer indicated positive for ebola, his blood sample had to be sent to senegal for a confirmatory test which also came back positive. Now samples don't have to be sent for test in senegal as evident from the subsequent cases after the slayer case so no cause for alarm. We will not hear of Ebola again in this country by God's grace.
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 6:59pm On Sep 19, 2014
soulglo: You can refer to my previous post. The same applies to this post and any other one. A mentally unstable person is someone who sits on the sidelines and cheers a 15 year old breaking an object on somebody's head while his mother and grand mother cheers him on. That is the very definition of being mentally unstable. So you can call me ass wipe or what ever else you pull out of your "brain". Does not change anything. You are still an unrepentant ignoramus and I am still the wonderful person I am. I know a couple of 19 year old young women who can mentor you. Forget that you were probably born in 1983. If you can make a quarter of the sense they would make you would be far more presentable than you are now. Being able to talk like a drunk sailor and beat people up on the streets does not make you a grown woman. Just a shameless one.
Fool trying to justify madness. Keep on researching about me, of course you can deduce from my handle that I'm female and was probably born in 1983. Google is also your friend. Atleast I have an identity whether your deductions are right or wrong, but you don't have an identity and it shows that you're simply an animal who's lucky enough to find itself among humans. Return to your cage please.
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 6:40pm On Sep 19, 2014
soulglo: You can refer to my previous post. The same applies to this post and any other one. A mentally unstable person is someone who sits on the sidelines and cheers a 15 year old breaking an object on somebody's head while his mother and grand mother cheers him on. That is the very definition of being mentally unstable. So you can call me ass wipe or what ever else you pull out of your "brain". Does not change anything. You are still an unrepentant ignoramus and I am still the wonderful person I am. I know a couple of 19 year old young women who can mentor you. Forget that you were probably born in 1983. If you can make a quarter of the sense they would make you would be far more presentable than you are now. Being able to talk like a drunk sailor and beat people up on the streets does not make you a grown woman. Just a shameless one.
. Of course, the likes of you will know you to be a wonderful person i.e mad people like you. Say whatever you like , still doesn't change the fact that rabid dogs like you and your "intelligent" mentally ill role model deserved to be whipped to bring some small sense out of your senselessness. And YES, I would sit down and gladly watch a teenager flog an eeediot like you cause you're a menace to the society. People like you shouldn't be living among human beings but inside caves or cages. Whoooohoooo!! Bring it on! Bring the asssss whupping on for madglo and his likes!
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 4:30pm On Sep 19, 2014
soulglo: I'm not surprised that your response sounds like what you would expect from someone who was raised in a ghetto. I'm assuming you're female based on your handle. It's one thing to be id1otic and another thing to be id1otic and female. There's really no decent place in the world for that combination. You're not very intelligent, you support behavior that most people would not even excuse in wild beasts, and even more attractive is that you're blissful in you ignorance. What a catch you are. Please go pick up a book. Kemi Olunloye might have a mental illness but she is actually intelligent. There are medications for mental illness but non for your self inflicted stupiidity. So you see, she's better than you.
You seem to know a lot about medications for mental illness. Permit me to ask if you've used your dose for today.
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 4:19pm On Sep 19, 2014
soulglo: I'm not surprised that your response sounds like what you would expect from someone who was raised in a ghetto. I'm assuming you're female based on your handle. It's one thing to be id1otic and another thing to be id1otic and female. There's really no decent place in the world for that combination. You're not very intelligent, you support behavior that most people would not even excuse in wild beasts, and even more attractive is that you're blissful in you ignorance. What a catch you are. Please go pick up a book. Kemi Olunloye might have a mental illness but she is actually intelligent. There are medications for mental illness but non for your self inflicted stupiidity. So you see, she's better than you.
I can see that you define intelligence based on how lunatics display. I said it! U're just as insane as Kemi and its unfortunate that you're even basking in the glory of your insanity, you're basically enjoying it. Please get help fast before your condition deteriorates cause it seems you may end up in the market square with the way u're going sooner than I actually thought. By the way, I give this kind of response to hopeless fools like you so go figure! Assss wipe!!!
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 3:07pm On Sep 19, 2014
soulglo: I don't have to read the post again. I read it and understand it. It does not matter that her mother was a part of the animalistic behavior. It changes nothing. The human being I quoted and I use the term human being loosely is an embarrassment. Nigerians are very violent people. This thread is a case in point. Her comment was not just ignorant, it was plain stupiid. Apparently this type of behavior is ok according to you and the "living thing" I quoted. Next she and her fellow hood rats will find someone on the streets and light them on fire and somehow that would be okay because after all their family endorses it. Please go sit in a corner and do some soul searching. We're human beings and we need to start acting like human beings
. Mr or Mrs buffoon. Go and sit ur arse down somewhere. Kemi must be paying you in cash or kind for u to be defending her this much. All you've typed just shows that u're as insane as the person you're advocating for. 90 percent of the people who have made comments about kemi's beating had nothing good to say about her, doesn't this show ur dumb self the kind of person she is? Voltron, defender of the universe.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo's Condition Worse After Sister And Daughter Beat Her To Stupor by Avril83: 2:15pm On Sep 19, 2014
Before nko. Like we care. The old hag should park well jor. She's sha trying to stay in the news by fire by force. Adagba ma danu. A fool at fifty is an eternal fool.
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 2:00pm On Sep 19, 2014
The baboon even called her own mother an eediot on facebook. I recommend more beating to reset her brain.
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 12:53am On Sep 19, 2014
soulglo: You're despicable. Gang your head in shame
. Kemi or kemi buttlicker, whichever you are, welcome. Go drown in ur tears. Very hilarious!!! Please who has a video clip of her being beaten. Would definitely be a blockburster.
CelebritiesRe: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by Avril83: 12:28am On Sep 19, 2014
Serves the mentally deranged woman right. They beat mad people in this part of the world though but she needs to be taken to a psychiatric hospital.
HealthRe: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Avril83: 10:12pm On Oct 16, 2013
childless: congratulations to daddy triplets,
how i wish my lord will use this house to direct me on what next to do to get pregnant
becos am fed up with every thing,
i did not know about this tread until yesterday when i sign into ttc tread and someone
sugested that this tread will be of a help to my problem

i got married since 2002, did sugery to remove fibroid six month bf wedding, tried for 3 yrs after weding no result.
i went for scan and they saw another five big fibroid after removing it with invasive surgery,
no child, we headed for ivf, when running the necessary test, they discoverd fluid and blockage
in one tube the tube was cut off to enable ivf sucees after first and second failed cycle, they discover endo,
they did some procedure to
eliminate endo, since 2009 after endo was treated till now i have not missed my menses for one day,
even as the docs promise me that i can conceive with one good tube, two months ago i went for pelvic scan,
hsg another fibroid was seen again,
the one and only tube is blocked, have i come to the end of the road?
can i still get pregnant in this type of situation? does any woman has my
type of problem and later conceive in this house? pleas i need your suport.
pls change your nairaland I.D from "childless" to something better. U are not childless in Jesus name. Children will surround your table like olive plants. There's nothing God cannot do.
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Turn Your Fabrics Into Lovely Purses by Avril83: 10:59am On Sep 09, 2013
Wow! That's very cheap o! Calling the number ASAP.
CrimeRe: Godogodo (Notorious Armed-Robber), Captured In Ibadan by Avril83: 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2013
born2fuck: Igbos arm robbers are more expertise than yoruba arm robbers. A lot of igbos arm robbers have been declared wanted for over 50 yrs and they haven't catch up with them yet and their terrorists Niger Delta property destroyers too. You better shut your fucking mouth there. igbos arm robbers don't make news because media in igbo land are poor. The godogodo terrorise and rob in west only and it has not business with igbo people. I think igbo need to leave Lagos truly because if arm robbers in yoruba land rob within yoruba territory, it has no business with igbo. Igbo people are silly to come all from the east and rob in another's man land but this yoruba did not trespass yet. So shut the Bleep up.
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Car TalkRe: Share Your Molue Experience.... by Avril83: 8:08pm On Aug 06, 2013
bellong: There was also this day I was going to ijebu-ode years ago and I planned saving cost so I opted to go by molue. An old man already took a seat in the molue but went out to buy something. Though he left something on the seat to prevent another taking it. Nevertheless, a young guy came few minutes after and took over the seat, he relocated the man's. property to another seat.

When the old man came, he told him that it was his reserved seat but the guy shunned him and told the man to find another place to sit. The man did not argue and only told him to continue sitting there forever. On getting to his destination, the young man couldn't stand up from the seat. He bottom was glued to the seat. It was like watching Herbert Ogunde's movie. Unfortunately for him, the old man alighted long before him. However, after some hours of delay, a spiritualist who saw his predicament came to his rescue and warned him not to disrespect his elders anymore.

Though, I was very young then, since that time, I always stand up for old people in the bus.
. Hmmmm Bellong, akiika! This na super story o. I've heard that same story from like three different people who claimed it happened in their presence. Abeg, this garri too much o!! I'm sure you too heard it somewhere. You tried sha. You got my attention. No hard feelings bro. lipsrsealed
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Avril83: 1:28pm On Jul 29, 2013
tjskii: Itz my hospitalz policy to induce at 40wks,accordin to themm thyr unwilin to put baby at risk cos of placenta deterioration afta due date,I aint arguin wth them,cos na naija we dey,they prbly dnt av proper medical equipmnt incas smthn goes wrong,I kno most clinics wait til ure at least a wk ovadue
. Its better to induce once d pregnancy is 40 weeks and not after 42 weeks cos the placenta which has been sustaining the baby starts to deteriorate after then, the amniotic fluid too may even be getting lesser again and these is dangerous for the baby. Wish you safe delivery.
PoliticsRe: Supreme-Court Justice's Wife And Daughter Kidnapped by Avril83: 11:46am On May 12, 2013
grandpoh: D CJN no rememba wen hd dy sentence ppl 2 death by hanging,by firing squad or life imprisonment 4 no unjustly.....him own don come be dat.....Wot goes around comes around....!!!!
. The rubbish you just said shows how dumb you are. So a CJN will actually uphold a sentence of death without overwhelming evidence against an accused person? And how does that even justify the kidnap of a Judge's family member? You are a real mumu.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face And Annie's Traditional Wedding by Avril83: 11:41pm On Mar 08, 2013
semochendo1: I don't believe this pics jor.. It might be just an ocassion... How on earth won't u snap them together if truely its their traditional wedding?? Besides,they r wearing entirely different attire.. Chai!! I can't believe nairalanders can b this cheaply fooled!
. Ur second name should be mutula. grin
CrimeRe: Picture Of Damoche & His Mother Exactly One Year To His Death by Avril83: 9:51pm On Mar 03, 2013
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Ba?
Didn't his mum ask him why he was always wearing blue?[/quote]. See JAMB question.grin
Christianity EtcRe: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Avril83: 6:45am On Feb 01, 2013
the_ripper2: As for me, I would say, may God bless me so dat I become a blessing to others, even donating a Jet would not bother me. I receive grace to excel in Jesus name.
. Exactly my point @the ripper. May God bless you abundantly just as you have prayed.
Christianity EtcRe: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Avril83: 6:40am On Feb 01, 2013
Some people are so jobless and poverty stricken that all they do is look for churches and other religious bodies to criticise. Little do they know that they may end up staying in one point all their life doing what they know how to do best - looking for pastors and men of God to criticise.If God blesses you with more than enough, I see no reason why u cannot give whoever u like whatever u want to out of the abundance God has blessed you with. Instead of criticising people or churches such as this, why not just pray to God to bless you so that you too can bless others.
Christianity EtcRe: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Avril83: 6:32am On Feb 01, 2013
Taking paracetamol for someone else's headache!!! The people that gave, have they complained that they were coerced or forced into giving their cars or they did so under duress? Apparently they were richly blessed and decided to extend their blessings. Its nobody's business that people gave their cars to a church if they were not forced to do so and nobody has come out to say they were brainwashed into doing so. So, judge not, that thou may not be judged.
Car TalkRe: Car Falls Off 3rd Mainland Bridge Into The Lagoon by Avril83: 9:10pm On Jan 26, 2013
LastApostle: Stop taking weeds
. Sorry, I was actually referring to ebosed. He was the one who abused Siena and every other person who corrected him. I've modified d post.
Car TalkRe: Car Falls Off 3rd Mainland Bridge Into The Lagoon by Avril83:
Ebosed,u should learn to take corrections in good faith. A fatal accident is an accident that no one survived. U do not have to abuse anyone that has corrected you.

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