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Dude,you are so wrong,its the johnsons who try too hard,like seriously,the father was jobless for more than 6 months and still the family fed,the kids went to school and they didnt end up on the street even though they live in a rented apartment-how is that even possible

Everything posted here is pure fact,confirmed!


1.the johnsons is so not funny,everything is pushed too hard to make it extra comical to the extent that it just makes the viewer feel like he is watching grade 2 pupils acting a play,

2.the extremely long recaps-this bothers me a lot,its like they are desperately trying to kill time,i once timed it and a recap took about 9 mins,like seriously,minus adverts and those long moments when nothing happens but you will be hearing background music,the show is about ten mins long.

3.the extremely long preview of the next week episode,like i said they are just killing time

4.the fact that the only funny person is spiff,remember those moments that the show seems boring until they show a scene of the class and spiff says something stupid and the whole family laughs,yeah,thats what i mean

5.meet the adebanjos is not only funny,its also quite informative,its a show about a nigerian family that lives abroad,the dad and mum are trying to cope with new ways of their kids at the same time trying to make them infill their african culture,its definitly the top comedy show for africa magic,and the editors should switch the shows times because meet the adebanjos which is actually funny isnt getting enough airing.

in their mind they are like"who con be dis boogey man na"

i am the kind of guy who drops a huge amount of money with my girl and head backs to the office,come back 10pm(from work oh)leave home 6:30 am,only available on sundays,is my behaviour regarded as annoying?

chineloSA:
Tooth ferry.

When you loose a tooth, you put it in a shoe and slide it under your bed and the tooth ferry will collect it and leave money

Such silly stuff. I believed it.

when you tried it,did you go back to meet money in the shoe??

some boys sha oh,whats so hard in saying "girl,i dont like the way you update our personal life on the web,reduce or stop it". Some peoples problems arent really problems.

lol-measure names

Airforce1:
@3rd pix


I knew Moet abebe would be on that list

Her over sabi too much and her dress sense is zero

Who even made her a vj?

She's not even light skinned

so one has to be lightskinned to be a vj-ur way no be here oh

Nmeri17:
no worst/best experiences please. it was for the wild uncultured ruffians in my street. I never joined them

same situation with me,i just watch them from a distance,am one of those look,laugh and walk away kinda dudes.

All this untop iphone-iphone my shining butt-somebody scream nokia lumia!!!!!

Its not just you oh,the day i saw the video of adaobi,after watching everything her face was the only thing i could remember-and anytime i tried talking to anyone the only thing that came out was ah ba be e ko oh ah be e noni oh-ada fine gal ah fine noni oh.

samflex:
Ehn I know nau

lol,people like you ehn,una go wicked

samflex:
Sure, the doc go use hypo wash her system sef cos some sperm too stubborn...lol

hypo na bleach oh

[quote
author=TrishaP post=28105438]And you probably learnt English more than I do. I hope you got a first
class degree in urs. ##Mr perfect man that havn't made a typo
error.[/quote]i might have made one or two but atleast i didnt make the same typo twice in one comment.

[quote
author=TrishaP post=28091182]Ah!!..my very own Alhaji Orezi. How
humiliating!!!.. Kpe le bro. Why invite him when they know his type of
musics. What kind of songs were they expecting or Havnt they listened
to his type of musics.[/quote]you were probably one of dame patience's students when she was a teacher-"type of musics"

balash:
Lol Very Funny Experience, Mine Wasn't In The Mosque, Happen To Be At A Friends House Party And Random Ladies Were Dancing infront of me and I was interested in dancing also. So I moved to were guys were dancing at least so I won't bump into random ladies beleiving otherwise because I stoodup to dance.

The guys were also unknown guys but u know we guys gets acquinted into ourselves easily,so this particular guy was dancing infront of me consistently and he whispered in my ears that am a cute guy and very sexy I just said thank u and smiled beleiving he was just acknowledging whatsoever his eyes are seeing.

We continued dancing talking to ourselves smiling and so on, I was getting worried with the consistent way this guy was looking at me and smiling but I just composed myself and was dancing the next thing he did was bringing his mouth straight into my mouth about to kiss me. God forgive me that Day cos this guy got about 1 million slaps from me and I made sure the party ended immedietely.
My guy later told me the guy was the son of a wealthy man.. I felt so irritated that Day and I know his face anytime I see him again I will continue slapping his fucking ass!! So disgusting human

..the reason u slapped him out was because he tried to kiss u,if the guy at the mosque had tried to kiss me,he would be in a coma right now.

lanrexlan:
^^^

Na wa o,that's a weird experience.Op where are you living? And who's O C Ukeje?

a major actor in nigerian movies..recently had his big break

I got to the mosque during the sermon, spread my mat sideways,so other people can sit on it.

After a few minutes,a man came and sat close to me.

After greeting each other, i focused on my chaplet, but after a few minutes, i noticed he was staring at a pic of O.C ukeje in his phone.

I didn't say anything. Then he started smiling.

Next thing i know, he was rubbing the screen with his hand. i coughed a little to remind him to watch his behaviour because he was in a mosque, but instead of adjusting himself, he moved closer to me and smiled and slowly bit his lower lip.

I was freaked out! I just got up, found an empty space and sat there.

I came back for my mat after the prayer and luckily he was gone by then..

Share your experiences with gay men nairalanders.

Sheriffav:
some PEPs only come.to.mosque 3 times a year.
1st -ashamu night
2nd-eid-el -mubarak
3rd -ramadan.
the one which annoys me most is DAT there is a conc smoker in our area wu only goes to mosque once a year,the first ashamu,that man can mess ehh,he usually enters and goes awt of d mosque every minute for ablution

oh my GOD,am sure people dread seatin close to him

lanrexlan:
First question brother,how did you know he got to the mosque around 12? Are you monitoring him?
Secondly,have you ever caution these people that scream out loud if you think their noise is too much?

i dont need to monitor em,after prayer,they always like-mehn,prayer late 2day oh,na since around 12 i cum,they say it audibly so everyone would hear

if i dont caution em then i wont be doing my job as a muslim brother,i caution a lot,bt i cant possibly caution everyone,am not a magician

zeezzy:
@lanrexlan,pls free this brother,it seems he only wants to catch some fun.This type of topic is trending now.
@op,let me add mine .
those that always rush to join the solat,
those that shake their body when saying Aaamin(after fatiha),
those that mistook your new dunlop slippers for their own esp after fajr prayers(smiling)
those that doze off during khutbah on Fridays.
May Allah forgive our shortcomings.

yeah,i hate it when people wear ma shoe and start walking away like they dont feel the difference

Yeah,i also get to the mosque extra early,but dude..prayer is 2pm and tha nigga is there around 12..dats weird....and theres a big difference btw reciting along and showing off,u can recite silently,bt these people scream out loud,4 God sake,they are in a place of worship not a club..

Yeah,i also get to the mosque extra early,but dude..prayer is 2pm and tha nigga is there around 12..dats weird....and theres a big difference btw reciting along and showing off,u can recite silently,bt these people scream out loud

I just couldnt help but post this,these people freak me out everytime i go to pray..herez 5 types of people you see in a mosque

1.The prayer warrior-this person is always at the mosque atleast 40 mins before prayer time.i dont know why,he probably thinks getting there first would make God to bless him first

2..The tecno android owner-this person is always scrolling this or typing that during the sermon,this person hardly looks up from the phone,until when it is time to go thats when he remembers he is in a mosque

3.The quran king-this one annoys me the most,he always tries to let everyone know that he has indepth knowledge of the quran,whatever surah the imam is reading or preaching about,this person recites it along with the imam,and he doesnt mind being very AUDIBLE

4.The blackberry owner.this person comes to the mosque with charger to charge his blackberry..there was actually a time when a dude walked straight to where the imam was standing and plugged his phone close to the imam when prayer was going on

5.The late comer-this person always comes late every single day and always tries to squeeze himself into an already filled mat..

Me,my first day in a new school,was just strolling out of class then an ss1 student just walks bye,my brain kinda switched off a bit,when it came back all i could hear in my head was -[i saw ur face,in a crowded place,and i dont know what to do,cuz i wil never be wid u]..until d day i graduated i never tokd to the gal,shez just too beautiful,whenever i call her attention,i just stand there speechless

pussygotlips: Fool I don't know what you are talking about

then what tha hell are you doing commenting on chris benoits case,why dont u break ur spine,bust a kidney and be diagnosed of cancer of the blood all in one month and see if you wont end up taking drugz to forget it all

pussygotlips: Serves him right

fools

pussygotlips: That wrestler na big otondo

u freak,if u were talking about ultimate warrior then u are a big fool,warrior died of an heart attack,if u were talking about chris benoit then u are a bigger otondo cuz benoit was a major wrestler,the best there ever was and the best there ever will be#lobatan

Lol,its all scripted and your so called ufc is so amazing right,mr watch real t.v,ufc is boring,i watched it the other day,they barely fought,just hugging and pushin,mr all scripted why dont you come over here so i can burst your face with a brogue kick and lets see if you can breathe after more less talk about it all been scripted,infact,i only got 2 words for u-EAT GARBBAGE!!

sod09: are u cripple

are u laughing at another nigga's disability?

There have been so many wrestlers who beleive they could defeat undertaker but they all failed,if batista and shawn micheals could loose then who do u think can defeat taker

Mine is rapking15,ff for a ffb