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CareerRe: Why Don't Mechanical Engineer Graduates Set Up Mechanic Shops by Awkabigboy(op): 5:37pm On Dec 12, 2021
Biodun556:
They are trained to build not to repair. Go to vehicle manufacturing companies and assemblying plants to see them just like civil engineers who construct building not repairing building
So who now repairs , see logic, how can you build what you cant repair, what about those kia, Toyota and mitsubishi engineers that repair
RomanceRe: Does Body Count Actually Count? by Awkabigboy: 5:28pm On Dec 12, 2021
Yes it does 100%
CareerWhy Don't Mechanical Engineer Graduates Set Up Mechanic Shops by Awkabigboy(op): 5:10pm On Dec 12, 2021
I mean the mechanics in Nigeria are mainly the informal ones except the car companies which I'm not writing about here. I mean our everyday mechanics are not mechanical engineers by profession , then why are certified mechanical engineers shying away from this lucrative sector to give the people what they indeed require.
RomanceRe: What I Saw Yesterday At A Wedding Ceremony by Awkabigboy: 4:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Mercychen:
See, no be mouth. My kinda beauty, even women acknowledge it. As in.. they tell me to my face, my dear you're beautiful.

One random came to where we were sitted and held and hugged me saying, my dear, you are too beautiful. Huh.. my sister's were shocked like.. see this mama.

A couple others tried to matcmake me with their sona but I refused.
One mama in church Disturbed my pastor to beg for his son in Dubai but I told both mama and pastor, I don't want.

I don't know if that thing is a spirit. I just keep rejecting big suitors.
Lol, you could be a guy catching cruise grin grin cheesy grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Britain's First Gay Dads Are Set To Welcome Triplets (Pics) by Awkabigboy: 4:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
This is not fair to the females
RomanceRe: Behold What I Saw On Facebook Photo Speaks by Awkabigboy(op): 3:53pm On Dec 12, 2021
Kindness218:
Joy tochukwu.

Make no see people to suspend
How do you mean
RomanceRe: What I Saw Yesterday At A Wedding Ceremony by Awkabigboy: 3:21pm On Dec 12, 2021
Mercychen:
The truth is, most times the guy ( groom) is not always that handsome or facially fine. They prolly would have tried to woo the beautiful ones but the pretty girls, being naturally selective would reject them. This is something I can relate with so I know.

These men after rejection, go after the average "looking" girls who on the hand wouldn't mind as they too face rejection and have very slim chances of getting a man and would jump at anybody that comes to them for marriage.


The thing with beautiful Ladies like us tongue is, we believe the men will keep coming, so no need to rush as the best is yet to come.

I know of anout 10 guys who came for me, they all ended up with average looking ladies. This is not to say it's right to live with such attitude or mindset but it is what it is.

So, it's not totally a case of rejection that keeps the beautiful ones from getting married.
I'm 100% certain you're far from being beautiful. Beautiful ladies don't ever say that, I have caught this one grin grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Lays Hands On Rev Esther Ajayi, Prays For Her (Photos) by Awkabigboy: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2021
lordskenny:
y you be mumu,
I no mumu pass ur papa and mama combined grin grin cheesy
RomanceBehold What I Saw On Facebook Photo Speaks by Awkabigboy(op): 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2021
photo speaks

TravelRe: Nigeria To Place UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia On COVID-19 Red List - SaharaReporters by Awkabigboy: 10:58pm On Dec 11, 2021
jaxxy:
Law of reciprocity has been abused and bastardized especially by China. Now everybody is using it anyhow.
At least it gives China the deserved and needed respect . There is notning like abuse there , ban me and I ban u. China did it to Australia and USA, today Australia is still suffering the ban of meat export to China
TravelRe: Nigeria To Place UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia On COVID-19 Red List - SaharaReporters by Awkabigboy: 10:46pm On Dec 11, 2021
jaxxy:
I don’t think u should ban countries that ban u bt countries that are high risk.

Does this simply mean if a country that is high risk doesn’t ban us we won’t ban them? grin
Not in this case, Nigeria needs to protect its integrity, have u not heard of law of reciprocity in international politics?
FashionRe: Slayqueen Flabbergasted That Nigerians Wear Second-hand Clothes: Video by Awkabigboy: 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2021
freeborn02:
FutureIsFemale, Coman see one of your senseless members behaving like a fool.

If someone who makes money by selling okrika should book her service now, the idiot won't reject the money because it comes from okrika.

The idiot would prefer to secretly beg for money from those selling okrika but will come out to condemn them.

Members of your group of frustrated women are simply irresponsible and dumb.
Grossly irresponsible is an understatement
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Lays Hands On Rev Esther Ajayi, Prays For Her (Photos) by Awkabigboy: 8:10pm On Dec 11, 2021
jrusky:
How I wish people like you could be ban here forever. So idaboski a k a wrestlemania pastor is not yahoo because he is from your side bah?

So Bishop Okafor, Ibiyiomen, Fufeyin etc are Afonja too? So Apostle Suleman too is Afonja? See ehn...you can never succeed in life trust my word failure smells all over you.

Why not be Igbo or Niger Delta or whatever damn Pooh you came from and become yahoo pastor and live large like them and let's seehuh Abi your brain too low to do yahoo pastor stunthuh Or does your destiny has allergy to wealth or richnesshuh

Every little thing you this boy always go tribalistic you get sense at allhuh
My brain is too big to be a yahoo pastor , all yahoo pastors have their place in hell. Afonjaas , spits
EducationRe: Meet Ohanekwu Favour Ebuka, OAU Overall Best Graduating Student With 4.88 CGPA by Awkabigboy: 8:06pm On Dec 11, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
Engineering over Medicine. Any day. Any time.
Thats your headache but for me I prefer Nigerian drs to Nigerian engineers. The drs are million times more useful to u engineers
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Lays Hands On Rev Esther Ajayi, Prays For Her (Photos) by Awkabigboy: 7:23pm On Dec 11, 2021
Afonjaaa yahoo pastors sad
SportsRe: Samuel Eto'o Is New Cameroon Football Federation President by Awkabigboy: 3:04pm On Dec 11, 2021
Cool
EventsRe: Uk-based Nigerian Couple Kick Against Omicron Travel Ban After N8m Wedding Plans by Awkabigboy: 2:42pm On Dec 11, 2021
Only if Nigeria had the guts and good leadership, it wont be suffering this humiliation
RomanceRe: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by Awkabigboy: 2:19pm On Dec 11, 2021
Omicron007:
[s][/s]

Trash.
Read the rubbish you typed aloud let me hear.
Bleep off.
You hate the bitter truth that guy told u, u want those who will encourage u instead
RomanceRe: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by Awkabigboy: 2:14pm On Dec 11, 2021
Omicron007:
[s]Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual wink



I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.

Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.



She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.



We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.



I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.



To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.[/s]
You're so jobless and idle. Get a job
PoliticsRe: List Of Failed Promises Of Gov. David Umahi Since 2015 - Nwoba by Awkabigboy: 2:01pm On Dec 11, 2021
edogu:
[s]List of failed promises of Gov. David Umahi since 2015[/b] - Nwoba

1. I (Umahi) will ensure 100 percent increment in workers' salaries.

: Immediately after election: I am not God who makes promises and keep them ____ Gov. David in 2016.

2. I will establish banks in all the communities of Ebonyi State (promise made in 2017). Today, banks in Abakaliki the state capital are almost closing up. POS operators at the rural areas are closing up business for the reason of harassment by government's IGR taskforce.

3. I shall establish one factory in each of the communities of Ebonyi State ---(2017). Today, the rice mills he met on ground are shadows of what they should be.

4. My administration will make Ebonyians millionaires --- (2015). Today, his media aides receive N20,000 monthly. Charity should begin from home. The same governor has sacked over 2000 of his appointees for 5 months now.

5. I will make local government administration in Ebonyi the strongest in the annals of democracy in Nigeria --- (2015). Today, local government areas can't fuel their power generating sets.

6. My administration will ensure there's peace among warring communities of the state --- (2015). Today, 4 construction workers were k!lled at Effiom, Ohaukwu LGA by warring factions. Over 300 persons have been k!lled inside the community and 1000 displaced. Abaomege Vs Ishinkwo crisis; Agubia Ikwo crisis; Afikpo North crisis; Enyibichiri-Ikwo Vs Enyigba-Izii k!llings, etc all happened at the watchful eyes of the Umahi's administration. Ebonyi people even accuse him of complicity in all of the crises.

7. I will eliminate cultism in Ebonyi State completely --- (2019). Today, **ye confraternity owns his administration and members recognized officially as rumour has it that the governor himself is a member.

8. Hunger and unemployment will become things of the past if elected governor --- (2015). Today, since 2015 till date, Umahi has not employed anybody into the civil service system of the state as no promotion has been done since 2015. Instead of increasing workers' salaries, they have have been slashed terribly.

9. I will govern Ebonyi with the fear of God.--- (2015). From 2015 till date, Governor David Umahi has directly or indirectly ordered the beating up of: Nwoba Chika Nwoba, Charles Otu, Paul Okorie, Silas Onu, and harassed journalists using the police for reporting political events dispassionately. Today, Gov. Umahi has established a k!ller squad he named Ebubeagu members of whom are hardened criminals used to prosecute the 2015 governorship election. They have been unleashing te.rror on innocent Ebonyi people and residents to the glory of Gov. Umahi. Victims of electoral violence at Oferekpe in Izii LGA through his party men lie amputated with many dead.

10. I will construct an international Olympics Stadium in Abakaliki ___ (2018). Today, there's no sand heaped somewhere for it let alone a structure undergoing construction for it.

The list continues. Between devil's promises and Umahi's, believe that of the devil and disbelieve the ones of Umahi. Devil is more transparent and truthful than Gov. David Umahi!

[b]•Nwoba Chika Nwoba,
Ebonyi PDP Publicity Secretary.[/s]
I only changed the b for bolded with s. This is got to be the most stupid write up i have seen from a pdp secretary. Opposition is not this nonsense. I'm pro PDP and hate apc but for umahi no idiot will come out to write nonsense about him when there is a useless pdp governor in Abia
CrimeRe: Timothy Adegoke's Autopsy Report Is Out! by Awkabigboy: 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2021
Odetokun3:
Long overdue!!!

Autopsy in Nigeria is not different from guesswork.

Severe traumahuhhuh? and that is a conclusionhuh

Almost every dead died of severe trauma now! that's not a logical conclusion tho


and it took forever to conduct an autopsy and the same autopsy said it is severe trauma?

Autopsy that was meant to give an answer is the same asking another questionhuhhuh

Burying or dumping him without following the legal procedure is tantamount to Murder.

May his soul and souls of all faithful who had departed rest in perfect peace.

zero responsibilitiy everywhere!

Corruption in the school
corruption in the religious centres
corruption in the health sector
corruption in the market
corruption in the leadership
corruption in tradition
corruption in the media
corruption everywhere and we all want a better Nigeria?
Some of you are just senseless and useless online critic, what will the Pathologists do with a decayed body. Ignorant is a disease, even in oyibo land some autopsies are inconclusive. Illiterate
CrimeRe: Timothy Adegoke's Autopsy Report Is Out! by Awkabigboy: 1:17pm On Dec 09, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar


I perused through the article while blazing my weed and I must confess the autopsy and what the autopsy says looks like a guess work and very inconclusive


But Doctor's, pathologist and anatomy student dey try o.....imagine playing with organs and even decayed bodies
What will they conclude with a decayed body kwanu
CrimeRe: Keke Driver Stabbed Camry Owner To Death In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by Awkabigboy: 1:11pm On Dec 09, 2021
please avoid quarrel with keke drivers , theyre poverty striken and frustrated,,most deliberately scratch the cars of people due to bitterness and envy
PoliticsRe: Gumi: I Have Nothing With Bandits Anymore Since FG Has Declared Them Terrorists by Awkabigboy: 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2021
Ekealterego:
[s]This guy is more clever than most of you think. No bandits were declared terrorist, only Hausa groups defending themself against invaders were declared terrorist.

Gumi's activity seem to be Jubril's wet dreams... The combination of him and the bald wirey bearded minister collecting our NIN is any terrorist's dream team.

Nigeria is comfortably in the hands of terrorist... and Fodio's dream of conquering even into the sea, closer than we realise.[/s]
Go and sit down. Hausa and fulani are one and same terrorists
RomanceRe: I Am Scared To Ask Him When He Wants To Get Married. Help!!! by Awkabigboy: 8:03pm On Dec 07, 2021
ngoziwrites:
So, I met this great guy online. After 2 weeks, we met in person and everything was perfect.

It's almost 2 months since we have been together.

He asked me out while we were together and I gladly said yes. (I have met a lot of players�). So while we were together, a discussion popped up and he said he can't discuss anything related to marriage until after 6 months. I pretended not to hear.


I don't know his financial capacity but I know he is doing okay. He controls the family business. They sell trucks, trailers and all. He is also a landlord in one of his father's houses at Festac. We stayed at a hotel. 25k per night. He paid for 2 night and I paid for one night. But during these times, we went to his house.

He said he didn't want me to come to see his place because it's the first time. And he said the house is very hot too.


Our communication is great but he doesn't look like he wants marriage soon. He has said things like marriage is hard work. He has also said in 10 years time, people will hardly be getting married.

Then one night, we were talking and he said I "see my wife as my responsibility"
I will take care of her and of cos, I am okay but I will still be very very rich, so I can't bring in any woman to suffer now" .. That's what I am sure I heard but I was scared to ask him to explain further or repeat himself.

He is actually okay, he has two cars but importantly, he has sense and he is very hard-working. But he is very principled and we have actually had several instances where he doesn't pick my calls at night. It happens often but I am starting to trust him, because sometimes I call by 5am and he picks and says he slept off. Sometimes we would be chatting on WhatsApp and after I call him 20 minutes later, he won't respond. He is not married!

So, I currently earn 450k monthly and I have been able to save something meaningful, so I can start a good business before getting married or after. I haven't stated because I don't know which one yet. I started a restaurant business when I was 23 but it failed.

If I ask him and he says 1 year, of course, I can wait. I will be 26 years next year April.

We will seeing for the 2nd time next week. I plan to ask him when he sees himself getting married but I am scared and the way he carries himself makes me reluctant to ask such.

About two weeks ago, I wanted to even surprise him with gifts. I asked for his account number and office/home address. (He picked me up the last time I traveled to see him, so I don't know the address". Well, he didn't give me these details. He said when it's time I will have them.


Two days ago, he said a friend's younger brother is getting married. He laughed and said people just dey marry. He has once asked me "You dey find husband?" jokingly-

I would like to settle before 27. Is it bad that I am thinking this way? If he says he is looking to get married in 2-3 years, i think it's a bit far. 2023 is still fine. But the problem is he doesn't really sound like marriage is on his mind. He will be 32 next year April too.

We vibe a lot. But he says I love you sparingly. Sometimes I say it and he doesn't respond, he will say tomorrow I will tell u or no, I told u yesterday.

But we are really really cool. I like him a lot and he likes me but I think I like him more. He gives me attention, I don't have to ask.

If I was 23, I won't have a problem waiting 3-4 years. But since I am ready mentally, financially, I am looking for someone who wants it within 6 months to 1 year. I can still try to do 2 years if I get someone great.
You're having sex with him so why pay for the cow when u already have the milk
CrimeRe: Mother Watches Her Sons Serially Rape 9-year-old Girl In Enugu (photo) by Awkabigboy: 8:29pm On Dec 05, 2021
saphiere:
And this happens in my dear state.

Men and rape hmmm. May God help us o.
Rape apologists coming for you. The will tell you how Nigerian politicians have raped Nigeria and nothing happened hence these criminals shouldn't be punished
Local Nsukka gal wink
Car TalkRe: Has Your Car Ever Disappointed You When You Needed It The Most by Awkabigboy(op): 7:25pm On Dec 05, 2021
omoiyalayi:
The gear oil did not finished

It was just showing some bad sighs like not picking on time, even when it picked it will start dragging like the clutch plate is bad

My mechanic actually said it could be fix but when i look @ d amount to fix it 30k to 60k of new one plus the thought of it not last after fixing it that's why I decided to go for new one
Is it automatic or manual gear?
PoliticsRe: Report Rates 30 States In Nigeria Dirty, 7 Clean by Awkabigboy: 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2021
luluman:
Olodo. You just talk without reading. OYO is one of the neatest. Go back & read
Iti boribo Oyo is not amongst the top clean listed states, dirty afonjaaa
CelebritiesRe: Tega Dominic Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Sultry Photos by Awkabigboy: 11:34am On Dec 05, 2021
AgnesMuyiwa:
like my mama own?
Yes, exactly Like your ashawo mama own whom I used face mask to bleep grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tega Dominic Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Sultry Photos by Awkabigboy: 9:15am On Dec 05, 2021
NwekeUG:
Big Brother Naija star, Tega Dominic took to her Instagram handle to celebrate her 30th birthday today, IgbereTV reports.

She shared new photos of herself with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CXFCvLMADCB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Pictures can deceive sha, if you see this woman you wouldn't even know she has fishy vagiina smell
PoliticsRe: Report Rates 30 States In Nigeria Dirty, 7 Clean by Awkabigboy: 7:38am On Dec 05, 2021
damoceile:
This is what happens when you have eye defects, shebi Oyo state nah your state mate bah. Read the post again and comeback to clean the nonsense your wrote about Oyo state.
According to the National Technical Study Group for Nation’s Cleanliness Performance Index Ratings, the clean states include Akwa Ibom, Abuja, Cross River, Bauchi, Ebonyi, Lagos and Kaduna who scored above 15 per cent out of the 30 per cent on the streets/roads cleanliness indicators.


I have shown u now and oyo is not amongst, youre now the one with the eye defect u inherited from cursed worthless and useless genome tongue

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