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PoliticsRe: Report Rates 30 States In Nigeria Dirty, 7 Clean by Awkabigboy: 7:30am On Dec 05, 2021
Abia will score number one in dirty states followed by Oyo
Car TalkRe: Has Your Car Ever Disappointed You When You Needed It The Most by Awkabigboy(op): 4:23pm On Dec 04, 2021
KOPArespect:
Yes ooo, especially one very day that i planned a date with my 4 years crush, we already arranged for a nice restaurant somewhere around Sango Ota in Ogun State, the problem of my car was with the battery , but once i get people to push and warm it in the morning, it will start working again... on this very day, i already get guys in the street to do the usual pushing, after pushing almost round the street, it eventually kickoff, then i set for my journey...

I picked her up in front of her house and set for the romantic journey. we are just 10 minutes away from home when we met with this unfortunate holdup, i tried as much as possible not to off the engine to avoid Bleep up,this stupid car suddenly jacked and turned off, i hurriedly try starting it and the tafuun fun sound was becoming irritating after about five trials. At this moment, i was already sweating as i dont know how to tell her that she will need to come down and push the car... i was still thinking of how to tell her when other cars behind me started horning..peem,peem, oga move your korope nah... nah so one danfo conductor came down and hit my burnet then i woke up from my dream. come and beat me on i.g @kopa.respect
Interesting, so how was it solved ?
Car TalkRe: Has Your Car Ever Disappointed You When You Needed It The Most by Awkabigboy(op): 4:20pm On Dec 04, 2021
ppogba:
If your car has not disappointed you, may be you are just a baby car owner.
Lol, most likely
InvestmentRe: Three Reasons Why You Are Always Broke by Awkabigboy: 1:56pm On Dec 04, 2021
smartr:
Wo, this one sef dey. I've experienced some serious badluck after running into good money. Family wahala, or something needs fixing and will cost tens of thousands.. Or phone will spoil. Or laptop will spoil.
You forgot car, I have spent 500k for engine and gear box in the last 2 weeks
Car TalkHas Your Car Ever Disappointed You When You Needed It The Most by Awkabigboy(op): 1:14pm On Dec 04, 2021
-Let's say when your wedding date was so close or on the wedding day

-When you were returning for Christmas

-When you were taking your kids to school

What did you do esp when there was no solution in sight
PoliticsRe: Umahi: I'm At Home In APC, Ignore News On Possible Return To PDP by Awkabigboy: 7:12pm On Dec 03, 2021
seunmsg:
[s]While the clarification is a welcome development, whatever you decide won’t hurt APC. Oja oyingbo ni APC, komope enikan o wa.

People who did not contribute to the victory of the party in 2015 and 2019 cannot determine the fate of the party in 2023[/s].
Tinubu the brown teeth drug lord has already been clipped. Its igbo presidency in apc or nothing cheesy
PoliticsRe: Umahi: I'm At Home In APC, Ignore News On Possible Return To PDP by Awkabigboy:
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy politicians sha

But of the truth, umahi was much more powerful under PDP
CelebritiesRe: Surrogacy: Ini Edo Welcomes First Child - A Daughter by Awkabigboy: 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2021
grin grin u wan behave like an oyibo, are u one? grin cheesy

Well I understand her reasons here, fear of menopause
PoliticsRe: How Buhari And His Men Are Calculating Against Ohaneze Over Nnamdi Kanu by Awkabigboy: 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2021
Nnamdi kanu is lucky to have not been killed in Kenya, i mean that was the easiest thing to do.

Fulanis aren't as vile as those imolites who beheaded and ate police men, if not they would have killed kanu in kenya and send his body to the fishes in the ocean to feed on.
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 11:29pm On Dec 02, 2021
Poleski:
smiley cheesy grin Only the uneducated think masturbation is about the inability to approach a woman. What a little mind you have there. This is caused by the moribund state of our education system.

Has a beautiful woman masturbated in your presence before, I guess only in your dream. Try it; it's lovely. I know, no decent, beautiful woman would descend so low to have anything to do with you, but don't worry, you can still try it with a girl on your level - an ugly village girl. Make sure she's not the dirty one.

Your church has brainwashed you so much that you've become mentally incapacitated to make any rational, intelligent, coherent, or logical arguments. I've lost a few brain cells in this enervating interaction with you. 

Try to enjoy life. A life lived in fear of an imaginary god and in ignorance is a life half lived! Bye!
Your long epistle is enough confirmation that u are in pains and need deliverance . Education is different from been enlightened, you're yet to be emancipated young man, quit destroying your penisss with your hand before u have erectile dysfunction. I have told u my own
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 12:29pm On Dec 02, 2021
ESANMEA:
The idea sef weak me o..
The guy most be one lonely, inferiority complex infected mind embarassed
PoliticsRe: Rating South Eastern Governors by Awkabigboy: 12:10pm On Dec 02, 2021
West1side:
[s]2 should be 1
3 should be 2

The others are OK.

Reason - Everything Umahi built mall road bridge airport Obiano built beta quality ones.

Till date the bridge Obaino built is what Igbos use to do yanga when compared to other regions not the ones build by Umahi which are just regular.

The same thing goes for the airport Obiano built with Umahi yet to complete his, there is no where in the face of the Earth an uncompleted project should rated higher than a recently completed one.

Umahi 8 years he never built any bridge like Obiano did buily over Nengo River Bridge, Nteje.

I know PDP clowns n fools will not accord Obiano the right title of the best performing governor in the East but the truth is obvious to the dead.[/s]
You don't know south east Afonja , to even mention Ugwuanyi to be 2 shows u are brain dead.

I can argue for interswitching of 1 and 2 but not that fat fool Ugwuanyi
PoliticsRe: Rating South Eastern Governors by Awkabigboy: 12:08pm On Dec 02, 2021
SpecialAdviser:
Below is my rating of these men. You can add your comments. Thank you
You're 100% right .First time I will agree with u
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today 2/12/2021: No Sit-At-Home by Awkabigboy: 12:04pm On Dec 02, 2021
Funkyswagzz:
If like die of heart attack no one cares
Iponk terrorist I love your delicious tears grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 12:03pm On Dec 02, 2021
Poleski:
Me struggling to defence myself? Are you serious? You're projecting your own weaknesses onto me! You're incapable of defending your flimsy claims!

Maybe If you masturbate, your brain "go clear small" and help you make logical arguments. grin
Only a weak man like u masturbate bc you feel inferior to approach a woman. grin grin grin grin you're so inferior an weak minded cheesy grin grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy

Na that your finger and soap u go finally use kill yourself grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today 2/12/2021: No Sit-At-Home by Awkabigboy: 9:46am On Dec 02, 2021
Lemmy123:
Eweeeyyyy!

Ipob and confusion tho... The last time, there was a sit at home, now none. grin

By the way, Nigerian girls can't hold a conversation
Hahahahahahaha, they are saving face because people had already gone out for business grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today 2/12/2021: No Sit-At-Home by Awkabigboy: 9:45am On Dec 02, 2021
DIKEnaWAR:
Are they tired now?
Hahahahahahaha, they are saving face because people had already gone out for business grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today 2/12/2021: No Sit-At-Home by Awkabigboy: 9:45am On Dec 02, 2021
SmartPolician:
Nice one, IPOB!
Hahahahahahaha, they are saving face because people had already gone out for business grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today 2/12/2021: No Sit-At-Home by Awkabigboy: 9:44am On Dec 02, 2021
Hahahahahahaha, they are saving face because people had already gone out for business grin grin
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 9:43am On Dec 02, 2021
Poleski:
I mentioned religion because you argued like a religious person.

You are unable to provide a credible link to prove your outlandish claims. If you can't defend a claim, don't make it.

Are you aware that there are also people who are addicted to food? Does it mean that food is unhealthy or "negative for humans"?! Your point is illogical.

I could go on and on, listing more examples of addictions. Addiction is a mental problem. We're not talking about mental problems here.
You're assuming I argued like a religious person bc you already had it in mind that anyone who advises u against using your hand to yank off in soapy is religious which I have proving it not to be true . Yet you just want to clinch on it. Deep down u know what I'm saying is true. Quit masturbation, it isn't healthy for your physical and mental health. Already you're struggling here to defend yourself bc you know is not good for u
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 9:03am On Dec 02, 2021
Poleski:
Did your church teach you those? If I were you, I would read more science books than your Bible. 

Religion degrades mentality to the point where you regard scientific facts as fiction!

Please, show me a web link from a credible science website to prove the points you listed!
Who is talking about religion here , did you read anything religious about my write up? No

So calm down, you can Google the Internet and even people's personal testaments.

Why do you think people talk about quiting masturbation of it was not negative to humans
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 8:30am On Dec 02, 2021
Poleski:
There are good and faithful women out there who can remain faithful no matter the time apart, as long as their husbands call regularly or visit home regularly, like your neighbor. However, nobody truly knows if his wife cheats or not.

There are bad women who can't stay two months without a warm dick in their kitten, no matter how many times they come home in a year or call. In fact, some still cheat while their husbands are still at home!

This is why it's very important to have a long courtship before jumping into marriage. You need to know who you are marrying. I know a man who didn't want to travel when the opportunity arose, because he thought his wife may not stay faithful for long and didn't want to lose her.

[s]And if you must travel, do your best to include masturbation in your sex (if you're not already doing it). Masturbation is healthy and helps a lot when partners are away from each other for a considerable time. Don't mind what religious nuts have to say. Masturbation can help to keep you faithful to your partner.[/s]
Everything you said made sense except this last part I cancelled . If you're a soapy guy that's your bike for u to start even defending it before you're critisied shows they're lot of things wrong with it:
(1)It causes erectile dysfunction whether u like it or not
(2)It causes u not to even desire ur partner, since u can help yourself why seek your partner
(3) makes u feel like a failure bc it is unnatural

Better give yourself sense and stop that nasty attitude
PoliticsRe: If You Don’t Pay Your Tithe, Things Will NOT Be Tight For You - Reno Omokri by Awkabigboy: 7:49pm On Dec 01, 2021
Nigerian yahoo pastors who feed off from the ignorance and poverty of soul,mind and body of their sheeples will say otherwise.Truth be told, those yahoo pastors know what they're doing but the thing is that they need to eat, drive nice cars off the stupidity of their gullible folks same way Mavrodi of MMM ate from the stupidity of ignorant Nigerian folks getting and giving help out of nothing cool cool grin grin
PoliticsRe: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by Awkabigboy: 6:55pm On Dec 01, 2021
googlepikins:
Now I understand I'm dealing with a very small boy.

Look for your mate son
I have found your useless father who is my mate tongue
PoliticsRe: The Moment USA Proscribes IPOB As A Terrorist Group It Will Die Out In 24hrs by Awkabigboy(op): 5:25pm On Dec 01, 2021
ablejesus26:
Are they more terrorist than your boko Haram uncles ��
Terrorist imolites leave Anambra alone
RomanceRe: Raw Sex Is Evil, And Girls Are Wicked, I Will Never Try This Again In My Entire by Awkabigboy: 5:25pm On Dec 01, 2021
Rosement:
Yes, I do.
Can you help with her contact, my dm is not working
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered I Have Gamophobia by Awkabigboy: 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2021
Rosement:
If you have a recovery story, please share.
Seven years ago, I met a responsible guy that wanted to marry me, I convinced myself that I was too young. While responsible guys kept showing up I thought I was not ready.
When I started meeting difficult ones, I became so troubled and I started praying so hard for a responsible guy to show up, he finally shows up but now I am beginning to feel so anxious.
My parent opened up their concern about my relationship when I was marking my 26th birthday this month, I couldn't tell them that I am in a relationship, I just told them that I am still searching because I feel they might speed things up.
I didnt know you were in a relationship already
PoliticsRe: The Moment USA Proscribes IPOB As A Terrorist Group It Will Die Out In 24hrs by Awkabigboy(op): 4:50pm On Dec 01, 2021
ablejesus26:
iti shut up grin grin
I am too big to fall for your cheap antics
no sensible human being will do Imo vs Anambra with you
try annag vs etim
that one fit work grin grin
God bless Imo state
God bless Anambra state
God bless Igboland
Igbo will bounce back very soon as the most peaceful region
and then bororo taquiya terrorist like you will
bow your head in shame grin grin
Imolites are terrorists
PoliticsRe: Police Trail Those Who Killed And Beheaded Two Police At Orsumoghu by Awkabigboy: 4:48pm On Dec 01, 2021
faste:
Learn to reason with your brain ,the evil FG is determined to use every strategy at its disposal to demonize IPob ,this was clearly a paid job.
Who's this idiotic iponk terrorist again, do I look like ur criminal father ?
FamilyRe: How Do Spouses Whose Partners Live Abroad Cope Sexually? by Awkabigboy(op): 2:26pm On Dec 01, 2021
seyz91:
And no one asked your mumu to mention me
Tell your prostitute mother that,animal
PoliticsRe: Video Of Shooting And Killing Of IPOB Peaceful Protesters By Nigerian Army..Aba by Awkabigboy: 2:25pm On Dec 01, 2021
Lastmessenger2:
ipob was not responsible for the killing . it was unknown gunmen and we do not know who they are. Go and slam your head for all you care.
Says a coward terrorist grin grin cheesy

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