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Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no such thing as the Nokia edge. Nokia won't name their product after a competing brand's (Samsung) product and all those images are 3d renditions of someone not affiliated with Nokia. Btw, they already have 3 android phones released earlier this year.
Here's a link to the phone page on their website: https://www.nokia.com/en_int/phones/all-phones

Does anyone know where I can fix my lumia 640xl screen? Thanks.

Thanks for the great advice (Though the page is just a kind of test). All your points are duly noted!

Take a look at this temporary one-page website and tell me what you think. www.ndotoagency.com

Hello all. Here's a recent ad I created for my business. You can view my page on facebook.com/ndoto. Website coming soon....

Hello all. Here's a recent ad I created for my business.

All the logos you see above are examples of my work. Thanks.

For the next 30 days, Ndoto is offering your business the opportunity to truly stand out from the crowd. Get your professionally designed logo at 75% of the actual price; which comes down to only N5000. Hurry now!!! Offer lasts till Midnight, the 9th of November, 2012.

For enquiries, email: ndoto@mail.com
LIKE US ON FACEBOOK: FACEBOOK.COM/NDOTO

Below are examples of our work:

Thank you! thank you! You're far too kind. Congrats to all the other winners! Indeed, everyone is a winner.

Seun: Your make good use of images, but how authentic are the images? ;-)

Thanks. The images aren't mine (free to use) but the concepts are. I no go do photo shoot because I wan do web advert na.

Company name: NDOTO
Link: facebook.com/ndoto
Website under construction

How many people would be willing to put up their wives'/girlfriends' pics for others to rate? Leave the lady alone!!!!!

@ Nautillus

Now I know it was simply a waste of time replying you, seeing that you love brewing storms in teacups (Mai Tea).

Thank you for educating me on the Nairaland vocabulary.

Abeg, what is it with the complex issue?

Concerning the Nautilus issue-  Is it my fault if I want to put the internet to good use? (A big thank you to http://en.wikipedia.org) and I'll be glad to let you in on some urls where they teach good manners.

Besides I never asked you to change your id, so keep your sword sheathed, Spartan. 

You should learn to be a bit more polite, you know.  Also learn to appreciate a good joke (seeing that you're pretty good at clowning around yourself).

I can also see you took extra care in getting your spellings right, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For everyone who keeps replying this thread, all your opinions are welcome. (Including my generous Mai Tea)

As for me, I'm signing out of this thread for good (So you can send your replies to the dust from my shoes).

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@ Nautillus

Thanx for the correction, a simple mistake doesn't need to be a big issue
For example,Here are a few mistakes of your own,

1. My name is not Topic.

2. Nautilus is spelt with a single 'L'

(Nautilus (from Greek ναυτίλος, 'sailor') is the common name of any marine creatures of the cephalopod family Nautilidae, the sole family of the suborder Nautilina. It comprises six species in two genera, the type of which is the genus Nautilus) 


As for hitting close to home, I'm sorry but you're not really making any sense there.  Really, because I'm not arguing about the size of my lips.

Touche!

I think it's about time I took the post off, seeing that my aim has been achieved. 

@ toyinrayo

Whether you like it or not, anyone who doesn't have anything good to say is a hater in my dictionary.

Anybody who wants to know me would have to accept me AS I AM 

[size=16pt]FYI [/size] I don't see anything wrong with them and the truth is, I have got responses already.

Truth be told, nobody else has been bold enough to do what I've done and I'm not ashamed of who God has made me.

Whosoever cares to reply should do so with a little bit of maturity.

Thanks anyway.

Software or no software, you have to have a flair for the arts to become successful and from the way you've posted, I don't think your knowledge or passion for it is sufficient enough.

Sorry, "It's not wekking for me". lol

@ sholee- it's called a Liposuction-
(Liposuction, also known as lipoplasty ("fat modeling", liposculpture or suction lipectomy ("suction-assisted fat removal" is a cosmetic surgery operation that removes fat from many different sites on the human body. Areas affected can range from the abdomen, thighs, buttocks, to the neck, backs of the arms and elsewhere. The fat is usually removed via a cannula (a hollow tube) and aspirator (a suction device).)

SO PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF AGAIN.

and

@ all you other haters who don't have anything good to say:

1. I think you're just a circus full of clowns

2. I have heard worse comments and such; frankly, they don't bother me anymore.

3. I am very sure that a lot of you probably have bow legs, elephant ears, umbrella noses, fractured teeth, oversized heads and 'issues' with   your 'unmentionables' and so on,  so, nobody is  perfect.

4. I have a job (I'm my own boss) and I enjoy what I'm doing. As a matter of fact, it's taking me places where even if you had wings, (finish it for yourself!)

5. You shouldn't even have replied the post in the first place. I only asked those who were interested to contact me, DUH!

   SO BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



As for those who have encouraged me, thank you. May you find what you're seeking (as long as it doesn't kill you lol!).



Have a wonderful Christmas everyone (Clowns and Haters too!).

A lot of people have responded. I love my lips

Everyone that has sent a reply to this topic and that have refused to show their State and Country (According to Seun's rules) should be banned.  

Everyone that has sent a reply to this topic and that have refused to show their State and country (Acording to Seun's rules) should be banned.

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Hello. The name's Dare. I'm basically a quiet person but I get a little more outspoken as I get to know you better. I love Art especially Computer Art (Graphic Design, Animation etc.)and I like to draw a lot.

I'm looking for a girl who's God fearing, fun-loving, attractive, dark in complexion and romantic. Plus-she mustn't be taller than 5ft 7''.

Holla at me 08055824361 (No prank calls please!)

There is nothing wrong with dating someone who has been your close friend especially if the feeling you have towards each other is mutual. As for me, I have to know what type of person I'm dealing with, hence, friendship first.

From way back, majority Indian movie producers/writers have made music a part of their film culture. That hasn't in anyway affected the quality of their film-makingand story-telling. In fact, they're getting better at it everyday. Whoever thinks otherwise should try and get his/her facts right.
The major problem we have here is the fact that most of our so-called movie producers/directors lack the passion for what they do and are too hasty to churn out movies. This has an adverse effect on the quality of our movies.
They just want to make quick bucks, Chikena!

I'm not going to quote any scriptures but I'll speak from experience. Paying tithes has really paid off and I realised that whenever I did not pay my tithes, I ended up in a fix financially. You see, it's simply a covenant between you and God and God does not need your money but, He needs your heart . In other words, when you give your tithe give it freely and you'll never regret you did.
Whatever the Pastor does with it at the end of the day is between him and God- all of us will be brought before God to account for our actions.
So, as for me I will do all of the above- pay my tithe, give to the needy and the whole works knowing that my treasures are being stored in heaven.
I am clearly speaking for myself.

I am deeply saddened by the way a lot of men think nowadays. The reason is that they often forget that there are consequences that follow every action. Let me tell you the story of a particular man; he was a big time player and he played wwith as many chicks as he could woo. Some of them got pregnant and he accepted responsibilty for all those in such a situation (He was proud that he had a couple of kids that would look after him in his old age). Many years later, this man's children abandoned him and he was struck with Alzheimer's disease. Now he is in pretty bad shape with no one to help him.

The truth is this: many of us are short sighted and often ignore the realities of life by saying we're just having a good time. What if you end up like the man in the story? What if you die in an accident while returning from one of your escapades? What if you get an STD? What if you get shot by a jealous boyfriend?

READ MY TEXT: Players are not better than other men because they sooner or later end up regretting their actions (On earth or in Hell)

Trust me, being a player doesn't pay. So guys, take it easy, 'cause there's more to life than banging.

Everyone has got a right to his/her opinion and I know that I've spoken the truth. I do agree that she has a right to what she wants with her body. However, I also believe that she should respect her body because if she doesn't, no kind of advise would save her.
PS @ naija4life
I think you should get some education on dating under-aged girls

Have you ever heard of the term Statutory Rape? I think your 'boyfriend' should be locked up so he can think about what he has done while he's sitting on that cold prison floor. And if you love yourself girl, you had better roll on. You've got your whole life ahead of you. Don't let one AGBAYA ruin it for you. You feel me?

Hi. I'm a freelance graphics designer and I'm into creating custom logos for all kinds of businesses. Send me an e-mail for my portfolio and then we can talk business.
What's more, it's cheap! sketchwarrior@yahoo.com 08055824361. The name's Tola.

I'll puke in a bag and give it to her as a present on the day of the baby's christening!