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Crime / Re: How To Avoid Being Stabbed To Death By Your Wife By Wisdom Nwedene by Awoofawo(m): 12:00pm On Dec 04, 2017
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Becareful how you pray

Be specific when making a call

Always be explicit in statement...leave no room of double meaning.

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Education / Re: Driver Survives Disastrous Crash At UNN PG Hostel (Pictures) by Awoofawo(m): 11:08am On Dec 04, 2017
Seun:

I do not understand why marine spirits would want to drink blood. It is physical in nature, has no nutritional value, and is not tasty. If I were a marine spirit, I’d be more excited by accidents involving trailer loads of orange juice. Rich in calories and vitamin C, and tasty. By the way, I think road accidents would fall under the jurisdiction of terrestrial spirits. Marine spirits would live in water if they actually existed, right? tongue

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Culture / Re: 5 Stunning Royal Palaces In Nigeria (pics) by Awoofawo(m): 10:51am On Dec 04, 2017
Daniel2060:
That moment Ooni and co sees Obi's Palace cheesy
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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Awoofawo(m): 9:09am On Dec 04, 2017
SirKriz:


Baba Awo, based on your previous experience, what rates did the banks (First Bank and Diamond Bank) offer you?
It varied and is based on prevailing exchange rate......last time at Firstbank is 340 max...only used Diamond Bank once.....when FirstBank dey fumble.

Before going to bank I usual check for the prevailing rate online, for example if I had 100 dollar in my card and the rate is 360 naira to dollar...you deduct fiver ATM fee 3.5 (4 nearest whole number) dollar and multiply by 360, you get 34560 naira which will give you 33000. You loss some of the fund but got most of your money without story like one , you may experience working with exchangers online.


Better to get 98% of your money than loss it 100% to eClloectors. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Awoofawo(m): 10:15pm On Dec 03, 2017
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Baba Awo could you please direct me on how to withdraw via Nigerian banks. I have a payoneer card but I've never used it.

Do banks exchange up to N340 for a dollar?
You need to link the payoneer card to your fiverr profile before you can use it..

As for exchange rate na God hand that one dey.........at the time of withdrawing your fund, the ATM should inform you, what the prevailing rate is....it may differ from bank to bank..........I only use firstbank and diamond bank.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Awoofawo(m): 12:43am On Dec 03, 2017
You folks should use Fiverr/Payorneer Card for bank withdraw and save yourself all this Exchangers Palaver..... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I can help out your transfer to my payorneer and withdraw at prevailing naira to dollar rate and deposit into your bank account...not free sha o.....1000 naira flat charge per withdraw.........no story no question.

If interest mention me. cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Anti-open Grazing Law Is Meaningless – Al-makura by Awoofawo(m): 9:11pm On Dec 01, 2017
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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Busts Hubby In Secret Wedding (Photo) by Awoofawo(m): 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2017
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BruncleZuma:
Young John the Wicked Producer must be from Zimbabwe, every news from that country is a hit back to back...

Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Awoofawo(m): 11:03pm On Nov 30, 2017
Funbii:
400k+ for the month is not so bad undecided
What niche Aunty?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Soldier & Vikings Cult Member In Borno, Vikings Mourn Him (Pic) by Awoofawo(m): 3:54pm On Nov 29, 2017
haymekus:
This country is a joke, how can we have a cultist as a soldier
Even in American Military as well as other notable armed force world wide, there are secret cults.....................CIA is full of them!!!


I am not in support of them thus...only fool join one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Lagos Government To Transform Oworonshoki Waterfront (Photo) by Awoofawo(m): 12:10pm On Nov 29, 2017
three:
The "ultra modern" jetty takes 5% of the land.

What happens to the rest?

Meanwhile there IS a reason Environmental Impact Assessments are done BEFORE developments not after.

Wait first, make the sand filling push Third Mainland bridge enter Brigands na dat time people eye go clear.
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Make dem learn Yoruba, dem no go learn am.......If waya com happen and awon Omo onile ask am na to pronounce Bariga, and e no fit do so, na so dem go com yamutu am finish..... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Crime / Re: Watch How Hi-tech Thieves Stole Mercedes In Just 1 Mins Without Using The Keys by Awoofawo(m): 2:27pm On Nov 28, 2017
baddosky1:


Congratulations OP!

You have just taught the hydraulicking cousins of these thieves in lagos how to jailbreak persin motor.

SMH!
This werey is here...soon he go enter market...and never get well lailai! Suwegbe Pako pesin! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Recover Bus Stolen At Gunpoint, Arrest Suspects (Photos) by Awoofawo(m): 2:19pm On Nov 28, 2017
baddosky1:


Who is the Oponu oshe Oyinbo here? You believe that wigs and weavon is made from the hair of dead people while it is actually made from acrylic which is processed into strands of fibre?

So this is how sofistikated and learned you are? SHAME!

Anumanu!! tongue
Brazillian Weavon, Indian weavon made from you say wetin Suwegbe Pako! May the craziness that afflicted the original suffer heads from which those weavon were got, afflict you thousand fold..............May you never be well from your illness. Useless mofo! cool
Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Recover Bus Stolen At Gunpoint, Arrest Suspects (Photos) by Awoofawo(m): 2:06pm On Nov 28, 2017
baddosky1:


Be quiet. Afonja girls no get money for wig and weavon. They plait 1921 hair. angry angry

If you and your lots don't patronize BigSarah, others will!
Ode ma leyi o! Suwegbe Pako!

Between Plating your natural hair and carrying dead folks hair on one head as weave on and wig; which is more better? Oponu oshe Oyinbo wonna be Pako!!! angry angry angry angry angry
Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Recover Bus Stolen At Gunpoint, Arrest Suspects (Photos) by Awoofawo(m): 2:00pm On Nov 28, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
Babatunde Kolawole who painted the bus all white".
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Afonjas exporting theft nationwide.
Ori e ti daru kole se tuse mo!

Babatunde is probably just a road side Panel-beater/vehicle body work paint sprayer! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Rope-in by Zobian (Hausa and Igbo Robbers). His only crime is painting car as source of earning...... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Exposes Adesua Etomi In Her Nude State Mistakenly (Photo) by Awoofawo(m): 1:15pm On Nov 28, 2017
Dyoungstar:
Banky W exposes Adesua's unclothedness as he takes a snap in their hotel room in South Africa.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcCFxaohoPl/?hl=en

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Politics / Guinea Prepares To Lead Efforts To Stop Slavery Of Black Africans In Libya by Awoofawo(m): 3:23am On Nov 28, 2017
Guinea Prepares to lead efforts to stop Slavery of Black Africans in Libya :

" They have Egypt " we have Nigeria , Ghana, and South Africa with significant Air power."
Our brothers in Cuba will also be on board from the Carreabian. The west don't see this. They only saw Gadaffi as a threat because he desired Africa to become United.

President Alpha Conde of Guinea is preparing troops to invade Libya with the support of 45 sub saharan Countries. Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa, Uganda, Senegal, Burkina Faso, Niger and The Ivory Coast, may be the first on board. The pressure is now on the North African Countries to intervene to keep it from being a race war.

Celebrities / Re: Lady Recreates Ebuka’s Famous Agbada (Pictured) by Awoofawo(m): 7:41pm On Nov 27, 2017
dinma007:
Ebuka Obi-Uchendu’s Agbada to Banky W and Adesua’s traditional marriage has got tailors on their toes!

This pretty Nigerian lady, Yemisi Kaka have made a replica of the outfit and it looks amazing.

https://www.lailasblog.com/nigerian-lady-recreates-ebukas-famous-agbada-beautiful/

Abeg you na should stop calling that things Agbada................................haa! Give am another name abeg!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Hawkers In Lagos Get N250,000 Each (Photos) by Awoofawo(m): 11:54am On Nov 27, 2017
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Crime / Re: Family Kills "Disobedient" Son In Imo While He Was Asleep (Graphic Pics) by Awoofawo(m): 11:45am On Nov 27, 2017
they did right joor.....the decease is a bastard for beating his own mother....I will do worst if na my brother.................... Image making your his mother sleep outside....Igbo generally don't have respect for their parent and elder....his sibling seems to be exceptionally different.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa, Respond To Festus Fadeyi Scandal - Fans Urge OAP, Call Her Olosho by Awoofawo(m): 11:34am On Nov 27, 2017
uniqueboi:
and the idiot bn dae tok say she no dae fvck. thunder fire all the afonja girls i know
May sango also Fire you double portion of Lightening Strike...... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Career / Re: Lady Commercial Bus Driver In Enugu Spotted In Action (Photos, Video) by Awoofawo(m): 11:34am On Nov 27, 2017
Mztarstrechy:
Read more http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/lady-spotted-driving-commercial-bus-in.html?m=1
You just come back from Mar........thing that don dey happen teytey for Lagos





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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa, Respond To Festus Fadeyi Scandal - Fans Urge OAP, Call Her Olosho by Awoofawo(m): 11:29am On Nov 27, 2017
Folks for country no dey mind dem business...................na everything dem dey put mouth for......awon gbeborun, amebo, alatojubo oshi! Abeg let Baba Fadeyi flex joor......cos Baba don old, no say body be wood! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


All the hoes dizzing Toke are only jealous dat Baba no look dem side...............awon Olosho Parapo united Oshi lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Cross River, Chinese Firm Sign Mou On Calabar Deep Seaport by Awoofawo(m): 11:23am On Nov 27, 2017
knowledgeable:


Lagos as we know it, going....going...
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Going where.......you go follow go?! Oni ranu!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Cross River, Chinese Firm Sign Mou On Calabar Deep Seaport by Awoofawo(m): 11:20am On Nov 27, 2017
Blue3k:
Well good for the state. I hope he can get the superhighway off The drawing board by doing a competent EIA in his fourth try. Anyway does anyone think Nigeria should have went to war over Bakassi?

Hope we can now rest and never hear our brothers complain about having all key Sea Ports in Lagos..... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy How many hour is Calabar (Bakassi) to all South East states............Developers no use Apapa Port again o! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Business / Re: Annoying Things That Happen Every Time You Have To Enter A Bank(Photos) by Awoofawo(m): 1:11am On Nov 27, 2017
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Religion / Re: Pastor Humble Okoro Vs Daddy Freeze: Power Clash That Will Deliver OAP (Photo) by Awoofawo(m): 8:42pm On Nov 26, 2017
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Business / Re: BLACK FRIDAY: Amazon's Jeff Bezo Hit $100 Billion Mark by Awoofawo(m): 9:31am On Nov 26, 2017
ferhyntorlah:


Very true provided village people don't withhold the harvest because if they do, all planting efforts will be in vain.
Village pipul no dey obodo Oyinbo now, na only 9ja dem dey o! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: I Found My Father After 24 Years, But... by Awoofawo(m): 6:24pm On Nov 25, 2017
Metrobaba:


His Enemies Are Very Close.

he Ran Back 2 Continue His Search - Certificate And Cash Prize.

At the bold, seems you already formed opinion about your father's character, without you even getting close enough to real known him...... Just have this in mind: "The Devil may want to uses you as a cane to flog him, but when he finish doing so, same cane will be uses on you."

We Yoruba said: Abo oro laso fun Omoluabi, bo ba de inu e adi pupo ( We only use few words to advice an intelligent child, because we know, when he assimilate them, they become fountain of wisdom in him).

At 24 years you still young to get involve in something too complicate like, especially when you don't have all the details of what happened in the past..... Just tread carefully so as not to be sweep away with the tidal wave your action may trigger! cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Family / Re: I Found My Father After 24 Years, But... by Awoofawo(m): 3:47pm On Nov 25, 2017
Your Dad must have a valid reason for running back to Abuja..............You said some folks planned to kill him in the past and you also stated that he was scheme out of his Scholarship benefit.

Why not try to meet him in Abuja instead....your father is probably afraid of someone in your own state of origin or community. Don't just blame him, try and find out what real chase him away in the first place....the unfortunate truth is you maybe more sad after discovering the truth. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool


The enemies of your father maybe someone every close to you............... wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

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Crime / Re: "After Drinking Pap With Human Parts, Spirits Will Bring Us Money" - Suspects by Awoofawo(m): 10:16am On Nov 25, 2017
What is wrong with Yoruba Muslim clergy self, dem like disgracing us upandan...... a week hardly pass without one of them getting caught with human part kilode haaaa! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry They should instant feed the mofos to croc! angry angry angry angry angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Video Of Emmerson Mnangagwa's Bodyguards. "G40 Wanted To Assassinate Me" by Awoofawo(m): 1:47pm On Nov 24, 2017
This one go do pass Baba Mugabe............. I pity Zimbabwe citizen. Dem don enter One Chance Change (OCC) like us....! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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