Omoapena:



So you can advise ur dad at 76yr old to struggle to take pix but can't advice him to sit in an office and run a nation?


Don't compare field work to an office work.

Useless mofo......so in your myopic and dysfunctional brain.....a nation is run only by sitting in air condition office...no wonder the country isn't making any head way, socially and economy remain stagnancy under Old sick weak baba PMB......abeg commot..... only someone interest in looting think running a nation is easy...you know nothing and you part of country problem.

Omoapena:
76 years old?

Sir you need to retire and rest
Your too old to cover events.

And seventy something years old (probably more) is not too old to be Nigeria President?!

enemyofprogress:
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evansjeff:
That's not true, because in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov kintayionshinkov
Why you skip the name? I will not complete the story�

The name is too long pronounce! Make person no com die abi?

kyutepanda:

He sha aff do I can imagine how it hurts to bring your parent into this but wait ooo u said we are all daft am sure you meant he is daft

Sister no vex that guy made me angry..... If he attack me as person I may just ignore him...but making insolence remark about my parent is no no! Wouldn't be surprise to know he has no regard for his own parent... Omo irankiran omo ale is that useless guy!

Beejay3000:



I am mad

All your generation are mad.... No wonder you are exhibiting insanity folly online....

kyutepanda:

stop vexing....this ain't helping in any way...its too early to argue with someone, buh twas unfair of you to ask for the footage

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You are all daft if none of you can see I am only joking with the original Op and if I real mean what I said what the that moda4ka the ride boldness to made insolence remark about his parent (not mine) of are saying you too don't have regard for your own parent? Abeg commot for my front.......

cupidhero:

Na ur own video we go see very soon. After dem shoot you and the idioots that raised you we will surely get a video footage of it. No forget carry ur fooolsih mama and papa along so plenty people go die for the video. Don't forget o!!

aYou are very stupid and 4king mofo for this your comment...are you are crazy or what? Crazy or what? Never in your life mention my parent again. Let this be the first and final warning!



Useless son of twenty thousand dick, you are a bastard for calling your parent idiot and foolish...May Ogun and Sango collaborate to waste you, useless son of public dog!

Oponu aiyeraiye

ukoumoh:
u re physically challenged I guess...In de mist of confusion sumone would just start filming crime ...dem Neva warm you with bullet bfr...u b CCTV?

Abeg commot with your physical trashes let better pesin see road...... Ranu oshi

godofuck231:


So he can also catch a bullet? Oga please o

All u na dat quoted me....na newbie for Nairaland abi? Any topic like dis without picture or video na yeye topic


Abeg Op any update....... awon Iyas dey your back nothing fit do you...we don back you up Africa Insurance

We need video update oga....get your phone and start to capture for us!

Iamkuttie:
I no suprise, e dey her body.

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

Lil let dem Messian catch you for thus jab "

naijapage:
@APROKOGIRL

It's not often that you see women who share the same man get along, especially not if three of them were pregnant by the man at the same time. But four women have gone viral for managing that.

The women, who have the same baby daddy, took a family photo together with all their kids and it went viral after it was shared on social media.

A lot of social media users praised them for stepping up and not letting their baby daddy cause enmity between them. Others praised them for coming together to ensure their children can be at peace with each other.

The kids in the beautiful photo look so alike, one wouldn't need a soothsayer to know they are siblings. All the kids in the photo, except for the little girl, have the same father - Coro Ingram Sr.

In fact, three of the women, at some point, were pregnant at the same time. But they put everything aside, avoided drama, and came together for their kids.

"I hope he’s taking care of them... cause that does matter, otherwise I commend these young women for putting their children first and looking over all the drama...I hope they continue to raise their kids together and lookout for each other," one Facebook user commented under the photo shared by one of the baby mamas.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/72/checkout-viral-pictures-of-four-women-with-kids-by-the-same-father/

cc; lalasticlala

Confirmed striker........na correct bobo chopping orisirisi soup per night...... from lepa to orobo binbin 'D

Earthquake1:
Idiot

Any girl who exchanges sex for money is a prostitute

And should we call any man that exchange money for sex oga? "

This moda4ka is real crazy.............no more doubting his sanity....................Yahoo king...trying to save face after mis-yarn!

He should goansidon, only adding the igwe to redirect folks from his folly.

Oponyu oba werey!

While we dey find way to commot con3....dis one wan com drag paki with local girl...okay o!

When General Muhammadu Buhari came to power, there was wide corruption in the Second Republic. A decree was passed that nobody take out or bring in foreign currency into the country. Offenders are liable to 10years in Jail. This decree was to curb money laundering by politicians and corrupt businessmen.

FELA KUTI
Fela had performed abroad, he was paid in foreign currency in cash and had it on him on his return to Lagos. He was subsequently arrested for breaking the law and was prosecuted, found guilty and jailed.

PLEA:
There was a plea by human right groups to Head of State Buhari to "pardon" Fela, he refused because he believe that the law be served to the letter.

THE OFFENSE, GMB AND FELA:
First, there was an existing law/decree.

Secondly, Fela bringing in cash means it contradicts the law/decree, however, the money is from hard work.
Morally, he's justified! Legally, he is not.

Buhari had refused to grant pardon, because the law was broken. If he grants pardon, some section of politicians will accuse him of preferential treatment. He didn't because he believes in absolute discipline.
By law, he is justified. Morally, he is not, considering that it was Fela's sweat(my opinion). The law does not work with emotion unfortunately.

MY OPINION:
GMB should have pardoned Fela. The law should have made for exception. Buhari should have tampered justice with mercy

Sultan was allowed to bring suitcase full of dollar around the same time..........Buhari is die-hard bigot and sectional leader!

seunmsg:
Na this necktie dem wan take dey pursue smugglers?

Na make dem take the thing tie dem to tree lo sure! See them neck like tolotolo own!

RisingWars:
"Tech starved middle class", that was a jab that hurts. I bought my phone brand new. Oh they were not referring to me but those who buy used phones.
Some of the used phones sold in Lagos are probably not stolen. I hope the Nigerian Police Force will not start shutting down all used phone shops without proper investigation.

Don't mind them.....useless Briton......all the second-hand (uesd) item sold on Amazon and Ebay Nigerian are the one selling them!

ikorodureporta:


Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5957717/nigeria-black-market-fuels-britain-moped-theft?...

awon were, always quick to ascribe crimes commit by any blackman on their soil to Nigerian...ori won ope!

XVIER:
you no lie, sperm is life and our life sperm is always cut short by female.

Na truth o! The energy we constantly waste pounding toto, if harness fit supply uninterrupted electric power to Nigeria 24/7 year around! Bro we are constant drain of our vitality through toto!

thorpido:
RIP madam.
The divorce with Mandela watered down your anti-apartheid efforts.
You paid your dues nevertheless.

Mandela was a stolen out..........the real weak link the apartheid struggle!

RIP to an Icon of womanhood, a true believer in Africa greatness!

O ma she o! Correct Moda4ka ni man yi.......!

Olatimide:
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LarryBee1k:


Mind your business okay.

Your are the real mofo.
Douche bag.

Lose soul Pele! You are already dead, you just don't realize ni o!

Your oba is moda4ka.....go and tell him so!

AlphaMajestic:
follow follow...r u done blabbing trash....shame on u....u can't even converse with english....ur dead already..wch grave yard u ffom dey type us

look at this mofo..........get lose......don't have time for you!

Oponu....(Your are....not ur) someone that can't distinguish between the correct usage of "you are "and "ur"........forming touchstone!

lol no bi only Converse with english......what about converse under english..........."english " first letter is always upper case..... converse in English is the correct grammar usage! Olodo oshi!

AlphaMajestic:
follow follow....nobody even noticed u...nd nobdy is banning u anything...create ur own swag like dis teacher thats whn ppl will notice u...follo follo

Abi eleyi sinwin! Wetin do me and you! Your villapipu dey call you this evening abi wetin. You better go find something profitable to engage your mind with oponu......putting mouth for wetin no concern am, na am dey make mofos die young! Abeg shift go that side>>>>>> you go find your mate there playing inside gutter!

LarryBee1k:


If culture is not helping us forward, we should dump them. Mention 5 yourba culture (that's no general oh) that is for 21st century. No, you can't.

I can only shake my head at you.... O ma se o! A lose soul with no identity, The oponu Oba abi na Emir should better go import Abokki to rein over in Iwo....... Useless Mofos!

ClumsyFlimsy:

See this pained afonja criticising his fellow afonja state osun state..Which state are you from?..probabaly ogun..kettle calling pot black lmao

Henceforth no more oba; emir is here to stay
You shall all answer to the sokoto caliphate

Allahu Akbar

I don't need to engage you because it is very clear to the blinds, that you are crazy and villapipu are browsing with your destiny.......So continue with your folly, abeg find basket to put for neck and gutter water to bath with...

Oponu araraiye!

sisisioge:
Sacrilegious!

Ori man yen ope rara! They should dethrone the Moda4ka.......Anyone that can abide with tradition pertaining the Yoruba's culture as concern Kingship should not seek to ascend the throne. I am not surprise thus because Osun State is full of rascals...from their Governor down to common man in the street, they are all bunch of jokers!....

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