₦airaland Forum

giftiebrown:
haha! unarmed combat! No compromise!

lol. that thing they were doing in camp, iffa catch one of them with beta 6 by 6 ehnn

hensben:
yes others use jazz as well but Yoruba own is just too much ahan!

Key words "yes others use", that's all. Besides, provide a proof that Yorubas it the most. What's your hypothesis?? What are the indices of your research?? What is the correlation value BTW the use of jazz among the tribes in Nigeria??

hensben:
its not just because of this people. The truth is Yorubas occupy most offices with jazz. They use jazz to either remove you from office or kill the person.

Other tribes are saints, they don't use jazz at all. Okija shrine is a myth and politicians and businessmen don't go there for spiritual and metaphysical powers. Bro, remove the log in your eye before seeing the speck in someone else's eyes.

May that heart problem kill you before the end of this year. Ole oshi

hensben:
Yoruba and fetish/Jazz sha

It's not your fault, I blame these Ekiti nitwits

Ekiti state is no longer the fountain of knowledge, more like the fountain of stupid. ity

charix:
Rubbish to the nth degree. Even the writer of this article dreads the friendzone and's trying to deceive inexperienced males.
Girls never cook nor spend on male friends, I know this from experience.

Wrong bro. I had a lot of female friends back in the university who used to cook for me steadily, with their own money

Smh. Is Cynthia Morgan a heron queen??

Jirate:
Nothing special about him here, he has never and will never be Outstanding in any thing reasonable. Infact he looks more like a Cattle Rearer here.

A cattle rearer who happens to be the president of YOuR country. Quite sad yeah??

tysontim:
the only prominent Igbo man in the military now kicked out? Hahaha this Buhari administration is not favourable to Igbos at all.

Well make una take heart it is just temporary

But what is wrong with you?? Read through again, the man stepped down.

Pictured is the Executive Secretary, Nigerian ChristianPilgrims Commission (NCPC), Dr . Uja Tor Uja, his wife of over 35 years Berry and their five beautiful children, all girls, all lawyers. One of them was called to the Nigerian Bar yesterday. They must be so proud. Photos after the cut


http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/07/photos-meet-nigerian-couple-whose.html


cc: lalasticlala

wordproof:
WTF!..are yhu guys now taking dis shit to d church?, I sincerely don't like wat d sick bastard of Daura is doin, but bringing it now into d christendom is sickening...(even as am into churches)...I believe in God n anytin dat has to do with God has to be approached with extreme precaution!...Op are over 90% of Rev. Fr in Catholic church not made of my brodas!(Igbos)...pls delete dis lame thread!

The Op needs a divine touch on his brain.

I beg you in the name of God. You can bring tribal trash on everything but do not being it into spiritual matters, federal character ( or whatever they call that stuff) doesn't apply to spiritual matters, don't heap coals of fire on your head.

Your wedding day is your day! That day you have been dreaming about. Finally, the Lord has answered your prayers and you aregoing to be married to your boo of life. You have planned everything from the day you were conceived: the type of suit or wedding gown you’ll wear, the cake, the venue, the music, the big VIPs you’ll invite to come and spray you dollars.

A week before the wedding you are praying:“Oh God, please don’t come and let one winch spoil my day o!”Well, you won’t need that prayer if you organise your guest list very well. Do not leave anything to chance. Here is a great list that will help you filter the unwanted elements whom the devil might possess to come and ruin your day.

1. Your ex: There is no “we are now friends” in this matter. Anything could happen. They could get drunk and start spilling the beans on how many abortions you shared or how (face palm) they still love you. You don’t needthat drama. Nix that goodwill.

2. Your babymama/papa: Your babies can come but not their mama or papa. It’s not a two for one package. You don’t need shady talk disguised as “I’m just joking now” on how your boos wedding gown is too revealing or how your man could not even afford to hire a better bridal limousine. Nah! Say no to bad bele!

3. Your friend that hates your spouse: Seriously, all naysayers and bad vibes givers should just be barred at the gates of the wedding venue. The evil eye alone that your bad bele friend will be transmitting toward the high table might just kill you too. And you don’t need some idiot taking bets at your wedding on how long your marriage will last.

4. Your ex-best friend that knows where all the bodies are buried (your past)This is the friend that has known you since forever and the when it comes the time to make a toast they start with:“I remember when John and I used to go to Ynot every Friday and just hang out with prostitutes.”Alcohol can be a good thing for some but not for everybody. If you don’t want this person shaming you just better leave them off your guest list.

5. Your friend that has a crush on your boo,Allow her to spend that day in house jeje, crying over her loss. You don’t need somebody doing sexy dance with your husband on the dance floor all in the name of celebrating you. She or he might even poison you by mistake.

6. That osho-free friend that likes to chop but will not give you giftsMba! Notice should be placed around the venue even broadcasted on the news, barring this person from even the street of the venue. They will complain about the rice, they will complain about the salad all the while stuffing their handbags with all the food and drinks they can carry. Meanwhile, when you later confront them on how they didn’t even drop one gift despite being the one person that enjoyed the wedding the most -even more than you – they’ll ask you:“Ehen, people used to give gifts. I didn’t knowo! I thought it was the other way around.”

7. Your racist or tribalistic relative“Yoruba people are this, Yoruba people are that.” “See all the 419 omo nna spraying money.” Nah, you don’t need to be hearing that. You might also want to ban this peoplefrom home after you are married unless you want someone calling your kids “okoro” in the name of joke.

8. Your uncle’s father’s brother’s aunty that knew you before you were conceived you know, that relatives you only see at burials in the village? The ones that keep reminding you of how their great grandfather is related to your great grandmother’s mother’s sister’s grandfather. The relationship is so far we are not even related. Sorry, no invite for you. No one needsyour family history storytelling at my wedding.

9. Your boss that refused to give you two weeks off for honeymoon“A wedding is just a day’s event,” he tells you. “You go in, you get out. You can even come back to work if it were during the week.” Slave-driver, please stay away.

10. Your bitterly divorced friend Nah, you don’t need that long regretful face spoiling all your wedding pictures. Or someone reminiscing about how their wedding day was their happiest day until itwasn’t. Not today, Satan.

11. Your landlord (especially if you still owe rent)Don’t even try yourself. Landlord, will just sit down and be taking stock of everything at the reception.“He can afford Dom Perignon on every table but he cannot afford rent.” “Ah-ah, buffet! okay now.”Be ready to get a rent increase in the next two months.

Source: https://www.naij.com/868562-11-people-definitely-not-invite-wedding.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2307375703

Holy Schmokes!!!!!!

Slymonster:
E dey e body

is walking stick now style to the Nigeria army?

Its called a swagger stick

ObikeNkem:
Abu Nwafo Igbo, Abughi Onye Yoruba ...... As an Igbo man i will continue to say the truth, I do not care if my Umunna brothers call me Yoruba or not, but the truth is that; more than half of all these so called ''industrious'' Igbo millionare, building houses in Lagos, Kano and Abuja are all Cocaine Barons.

Sadly true, this isn't even about tribe anymore, it's a national cankerworm

Biko Lagos corpers, help a nig.ga with Ppa ish ooooo

IghravweIG:
yea, I opened it in camp.
Not sure if the 1000 would b enough to request for a debit card.
but if u wanna open it in the meanwhile without requesting for debit card for the now, i'm sure u can.

okay. thanks

IghravweIG:
I was charged #1,500 to open the account.
Tho, they only collected #1,050 for Debit card.

Okay, so you have a balance of 450. You opened in camp bahh?? Can one open it with 1000?

Anyone who opened an account with Stanbic bank in camp How much is the opening balance??

I saw this babe today at Nysc secretariat in Lagos. Her boobs are fvckin hugeeeeeeee

PrettyCrystal:
is that you cant read or understand simple sentence. I was even praising the governor.. smh

All have eyes, not all can see

tabithababy:
. Please how much.

50k

tabithababy:
. Please who helped you with the redeployment to lagos

Someone in Hq, Abuja. Didn't come cheap tho

giftiebrown:
congrats man....U neva liked Kaduna...culdnt contact uu yl in camp...Al d best man

Thanks bro. I liked Kaduna but I didn't like where I was posted to jare.

swagifted:
you relocated from camp or after camp?

After camp

In other news. I have ported from Kaduna to Lagos

ojaydedon:
pls wats d criteria for choosing the 4 states?

Please tell that guy not to choose Kaduna, if he's posted there, he'll regret it.

Anyone who knows someone who knows anyone involved in Redeployment Issues should please Pm me. Thanks